Turtleboy Investigates

Meet Chelsea Allen: The Most Notorious Scam Artist Photographer In America, Stole Thousands From Brides And Mothers While Bring Her Kids Around Drug Dealing Chudstuffer Rapper Boyfriend

Meet Chelsea Allen: The Most Notorious Scam Artist Photographer In America, Stole Thousands From Brides And Mothers While Bring Her Kids Around Drug Dealing Chudstuffer Rapper Boyfriend

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Check out this viral Facebook post from Connecticut, about a scam artist photographer:

What are the odds that a chick from Connecticut named after the two biggest shitholes in Massachusetts would end up being a gutterslug? Never saw that one coming.

Seems like a lot to take in, so let’s sum it up for you:

  • “Chelsea Lynn” was originally Chelsea Allen. She has twice been married and divorced (at the ripe old age of 29) and previously was named Chelsea Mikan and Chelsea Tromza. She has at least three children.
  • She has done work for people before, with most of the comments being negative. Her company names have been Tender Love Photography and Estella & Co, neither of which are registered with the state of Connecticut. She’s located in the Colchester /East Haddam and possibly Old Saybrook area.
  • Amber is getting married to Marc in October, and was referred to this photographer by a soon to be in-law, who went to high school with her.

  • Amber is usually pretty thorough about reading up on people but since she’s getting married she didn’t have time to do the proper research.
  • Amber met up with Chelsea and she seemed legitimate, experienced, and inexpensive, so they agreed to hire her and signed a contract for $700.
  • She claimed she was cash only for tax purposes because she was charging less than normal. Amber gave her a $200 deposit that day, and provided Turtleboy with the receipt/confirmation from Chelsea:

  • Shortly afterwards Chelsea started hitting her up for more of the money, and Amber was surprised about the urgency, but ended up giving her $300 more. Her fiance Marc soothed her doubts, pointing out that they’d have to pay the money eventually so they might as well get it over with.
  • Less than a month afterwards she was hitting them up for more money for unexpected fees that increased the bill to over $700. They knew then that something was up, did some research, and found out that this chick had screwed over countless people before:

  • Amber started asking more questions, and every time she did she got the runaround:

  • Amber confronted Chelsea about her past and Chelsea offered to refund her $500. Amber accepted.

  • But the money never came and Chelsea stopped returning messages. When she did finally respond it was with more lies about imaginary days in which the money would come, knowing full well she wasn’t going to refund the money:

As you can see, Chelsea has a million fake addresses. We’ve profiled a lot of scam artists and hustlers before. But we have never, ever, ever seen anything that compares to Chelsea Lynn. Amber’s post has been shared hundreds of times and a mini support group has come together sharing their stories. Turns out this chick has wronged more people than Regina George. Here’s a small sampling:

Multiple people who have hired her for their wedding confirm that at the reception she pretended her keys, equipment, and wallet were missing, and tried to hold the wedding party accountable:

Another scam to extort desperate people on their wedding day, because what bride is looking to fight with the photographer on her wedding day?

Sometimes she threatens to sue people for deformation when they ask for their money back:  

Not surprisingly Chelsea Lynn contacted Amber shortly after being Internet shamed and also threatened deformation of care bears, because being revealed as a scam artist would be embarrassing to her children:

One of the guys she recently tried scamming is an ex-boyfriend who lost his leg in a car accident. When she found out about it she called Geico (since they were previously on the same insurance) and tried to get them to send the insurance check to her:

Then the fam started showing up. Not the “free my boi” fam though. This time it was the “this chick fucked over my brother/son and I can’t wait to tell you everything about it” fam. One revealed that she made up a fake GED so she could throw herself a party and get people to donate money to her:

The only thing more ratchet than bragging about a GED is pretending to have a GED so you have an excuse to throw yourself a GED party.

One of her former mother in laws contacted Amber to let her know that Chelsea has been doing this for years. Turns out Chelsea’s mother mentors her to scam the state out of food stamps and scam friends with fake pregnancies:

Then Chelsea’s sister came forward and agreed to pay off the $500 to Amber:

But of course her sister just gave more of the, “I don’t have it all right now, but do you do law-a-way?” excuses:

So why does she do it? Well, if she was a heroin addict I’d at least get it. She’d still be an asshole, but at least I’d understand her motivation (wanting to get high). But it turns out she’s not a heroin addict. She’s just doing it to avoid taxes so she’ll have less income to report, and thus she can continue to bleed the taxpayers dry with more food stamp cash:

But remember, food stamp abuse is rare. Hardly ever happens. Huge right wing conspiracy.

Oh, and according to many commenters she is currently dating a drug dealer, and she’s taking the money she steals from people and investing it into his black market business:

Her boyfriend’s name is Dillon Pink.

As you can see from the flat brimmed hat, Shaw’s brand bling, and undeserved aura of self-confidence, Dillon Pink is a baller 4 real. Ironically Dillon doesn’t like it when bitches be playing dumb:

Even though that’s pretty much how his girlfriend earns money.

And of course when you Google him the first thing that comes up are the courthouse records:

She’s 29, and he’s 21. Because what respectable, twice divorced mother of three wouldn’t wanna date someone who rocks the “She’s 16, but she’ll be 17 in 2 months” chinstrap?

Oh, and according to him they’re expecting another child!!

Of course there’s also a 50/50 chance you’re gonna see the ol’ “I had a miscarriage GoFundMe” in the near future.

Oh, and Dillon Pink goes by his rap name “Dillon Finesse Torres” on Facebook. Because there was a 99.9% chance a chudstuffer like this would still have aspirations of one day being a famous rapper:

You can follow him on Twitter too. His handle of course is “urgirlzfavrapper”

He’s a true G because his house gets raided by 5-0 and he takes pictures of the aftermath:

Ya know, because “fuck da po-lees,” they just wanna see ya boy locked up 100 emoji!!

And even though the sperm sponge he calls a girlfriend can’t pay people money back for services not rendered, he seems to be in no short supply of Benjamins:

That’s why he rolls with the big ballers. And by big ballers, I mean big ball bowling:

Ahhh yes, Hennessy – the official nectar of degenerates everywhere. When you pose for a picture with a bottle of Henny you’re basically saying to the world, “I’m only 3 months behind on child support. I’ve earned this!!

Don’t worry though Amber – once he makes it big out in Hollywood and gets that record label contract, you’ll be getting at least $100 back:

I have no idea who Joe Buccelli is but as you can see he is on my Facebook roster. I swear I don’t know him. I pretty much accept friend requests from anyone.

New shit coming soon:

If you thought Hits From The Bong

Trap God

And Hitters were hot fire

Wait until you hear the new shit. There’s gonna be way more autotune in his songs about growing up on the mean streets of Colchester. Does his senior yearbook picture look like the kind of kid who doesn’t keep it 100 emoji?

All the true G’s rock the V-neck sweater.

He’s more than just a run of the mill white chocolate rapper though. He’s trying to rid the world of racism. He just can’t figure out how because he’s white…….

He also doesn’t see the irony of disliking the KKK while in the same breath using racial slurs against black people.   

Anyway, a lot of people are telling Amber not to bother with small claims. We disagree. Small claims is a huge pain in the ass, but this is about winning. Turtleboy is undefeated in small claims court. We’ve waited years to get payment from some deadbeats, but we ALWAYS get paid. Most people just get flustered because it’s a pain in the ass and you have to take time off from work. Not worth it. But for Turtleboy it’s about winning. That’s the only thing that matters.

Amber just needs to go to the courthouse and file a claim. They’ll give her a court date and mail something to the address that Chelsea has provided. Amber will show up. Chelsea won’t. Amber will win by default and get a payment review date. Amber will show up for the payment review. Chelsea won’t. Then the court will issues a capias and Amber will pay $65 to have the sheriff execute it. They’ll look all over for her and eventually they’ll find her. Then they’ll add the $65 and the court fees onto the $500 when they do catch up with her. When they drag her in front of a judge and he tells her that she’s spending the weekend in jail if she doesn’t write a check then she’ll pay up right then and there. Never fails.

The bottom line is, don’t do business with this chick. I have no idea what her name will be next week, but she will try this again. Because she is easily the biggest scam artist we have ever encountered and it’s the only thing she knows how to do. Hopefully her children get taken away from her because this woman obviously has no business being a mother. Especially since she’s bringing them around a deadbeat drug dealer while stealing thousands and thousands of dollars from innocent people.

Oh, and best of luck to Amber and Marc with a C with their upcoming wedding. Her five year old son recently had open heart surgery and now she’s gotta deal with this bullshit. Luckily humanity has won out, as many photographers have come forward and offered their services to the lovely couple for free.


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20 Comment(s)
  • Ashley
    October 15, 2020 at 6:47 am

    She’s back at it again, opening a studio under another new name! Watch out!!

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    July 18, 2017 at 11:03 am

    Jessica et al. The courts aren’t the only way to get your money back. There are people out there in the business of helping out.

  • July 17, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    Thankyou for sharing this… your writing is hilarious but 100% accurate. This girl scammed me years ago, same exact story, she didn’t even go To school for photography & doesn’t even have an LLC just keeps changing her name after bad reviews from popular people & taking someone to small claims court does cost money and a ton of time but eventually they will get her in there, this actually seems like the cops needs to be notified of this scam. These are memories we can never get back.. she preys on people she personally knows and seeks out targets…. sorry Chelsea no1 feels bad that you think your in danger maybe you should have thought about your children’s wellbeing before you started scamming people. Report this girl to the state of ct for welfare fraud, care for kids fraud, section 8 & food stamps. Enough is enough, your a disgrace

  • Chelsey
    July 17, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    Used to friends with her on Facebook, almost had her do pictures glad I didn’t, but remember reading about how she had plastic surgery done so I’m sure that’s where everyone’s money went!!!

  • Jessica
    July 16, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    I was part of this article. I met Chelsea in 2014. She said that she recently started doing photography. She claimed that she had been working as a nurse, but that photography was where her heart was… hence, Tender Love Photography. Apparently having a fake GED can get you a job as a nurse these days.

  • Hahaha123
    July 16, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    Chelseas first marriage was at 15..along with her first kid..had 2 with him got divoreced then married again years later with her 3rd now onto another guy and her 4th baby she posted recently.She used the money for a tummy tuck & her boobs last year which she did not heal well from..karma much? And her sister is a liar in the text message she does live in CT, in old saybrook.

  • Lou P
    July 16, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    This skanky scammer and her scumbag rapper cock toy are the types that should be sent to the front lines in Afghanistan and Iraq and Syria. Use them to attract enemy fire so the skilled troops can identify where it’s coming from and attack with whatever it takes to wipe them out.
    Then these lowlifes will have had the chance to serve one purpose for living to help mankind.

    • July 16, 2017 at 4:33 pm

      This girl is not attractive at all I don’t know what this dumb guck is saying. She not even cute, we’ll I take that back. She’s cute to throw rocks at! I take that back as well. Poor rock that hits her would get the hepasarous Rex! OK on a serious note, bitch looks like her face was set on fire & then the fire was put out with a brick! The only part of her that is fuckable is her nostrils! I would fuck the shit out of her ms, piggy looking nose! What a fucking wore 3 kids at 29 & 15 babies daddies god she’s gross. I give her credit though. For a fat, ugly, white trash all star. At least she sticks with her own kind. Other white trash. I see her boyfriend also has some money and now I know his name and what he looks like. when I see him I will rob him. I won’t feel bad about it one bit because it’s taking money away from her and her little fucktard kids.

  • Wabbitt
    July 16, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    Sorry TB, time to either pack it in or go back to sports. Because you will NEVER find anyone to EVER match this level of ratchetry. Taking a GED to throw herself a GED party? That’s the greatest thing I’ve heard in my life!

    • Wabbitt
      July 16, 2017 at 2:11 pm

      Faking. Faking a GED.

      I need to stop commenting from this tablet…

  • Tyler
    July 16, 2017 at 10:18 am

    This is probably the best piece of investigative journalism I have ever read.

    Scamming aside, can she PLEASE learn the difference between “than” and “then”. That ought to be a prerequisite before hitting the print button on the “Fake GED” website.

  • Fuck Chelsea!
    July 16, 2017 at 9:28 am

    It’s about time someone got a hold of this piece of human excrement and cut her oxygen! Hopefully someone does soon! What a piece of absolute garbage!!!

  • Murt Burful
    July 16, 2017 at 9:09 am

    The problem here is two fold- 1, Chelsea has never had the fear of god put into her. All these people she scammed let it happen and accepted it and moved on. Im not advocating violence, but texts and emails and phone calls don’t work.
    2, Chelsea is attractive and curvy and blonde. Also I’m also quite certain that she has an addictive, fertile pussy. Which would explain the countless ex’s she has and multiple baby daddy’s.
    Hopefully this blog post will be seen before any guy willingly sticks their cock inside her so that they are prepared with plan b. After you bust in her, it is a must to make her take it in front of you.

    • Anon
      July 16, 2017 at 1:49 pm

      If you saw her in real life you would never use attractive and her in the same sentence….

  • FallFiverS
    July 16, 2017 at 4:38 am

    I won in smalls claim court in as well. Loser claimed bankruptcy and had my win included in her claim. So I didn’t get my money but she did have to file bankruptcy and fucked up her credit. She’s still poor, so it’s not that bad.

    • Process Server
      July 16, 2017 at 6:49 am

      Yeah, but these scumbags all have shit credit to begin with, so its not as if you’re really hurting them.

  • Worcestrite
    July 16, 2017 at 3:12 am

    Good grief, it seemed like the crazy story wouldn’t stop!
    Good investigative work, I can’t unsee that nasty video of the rapper
    boyfriend though.

    • July 16, 2017 at 9:27 pm

      Yeah!! Where’s he learn all that!? Jail!???

  • Me133
    July 16, 2017 at 2:45 am

    I’ve known people who went to small claims court and won, but never saw a dime. Courts won’t garnish wages from cases in small claims. I’ve never known anyone who was forced to pay. Unless they’re a legitimate business and don’t want the bad business, which obviously this woman isn’t.

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