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Meet Jeff Davis: The Latest Plaintiff In Turtleboy Internet Court Filing Suit For Decimation Of Carrot Over Webster GoFundMe Blog

Meet Jeff Davis: The Latest Plaintiff In Turtleboy Internet Court Filing Suit For Decimation Of Carrot Over Webster GoFundMe Blog

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Earlier today we published this harmless blog about some nudnik in Florida starting a GoFundMe for the Webster town drunk.

Basically the message was simple – giving this guy money is a bad investment and a stupid idea. Naturally this has led to our latest Internet lawsuit from Jeff Davis, the Floridian who started the GoFundMe:

 

Ding, ding, ding!!! Come on down Jeff Davis, you’re the next contestant on Turtleboy Internet lawsuit!!!

You think you’re gonna slander this guy’s good name and get away with it Turtleboy?

 

Think again!! We’re finally going down for decimation of carrot!! I’m sure his lawyer is real, and I’m sure we will be hearing from him or her soon. Time to call up Attorney Richard N. Vulva and finally bring him over to the dark side!!

8 Comment(s)
  • Bob Cirba
    June 14, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    I plan on opening a suit on TBS. Bob

    • mopey63
      LMAO
      June 15, 2017 at 3:16 am

      Bob Cirba, please be sure you have a TB t-shirt and underwear on while opening your “suit”. Thank you.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    June 14, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    Each Internet Lawsuit the Price is Right “Come on Down!!” video clip cracks me up every single time.

  • The Executioner
    June 14, 2017 at 10:29 am

    Another entitled one using the term “earn” very, very loosely.

  • Semen Factory
    June 14, 2017 at 7:24 am

    I’m curious if he stopped at his lawyer’s office on the way to, or from, his community college english class.

    • Olde Salt
      June 14, 2017 at 8:54 am

      A questionable use of commas is seen here. English, being a proper noun, should be capitalized.

  • Moving on to other matters!
    June 13, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    Not much here to comment on!

    ???

    • itsjustme
      Itsjustme
      June 14, 2017 at 12:08 am

      Other than the same question we always have: when will people learn when you put something on the internet it is then free game for anyone to comment on, or the definition of slander?

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