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GoFundMe Scam Of The Day: Florida Man Raising Money For Notorious Webster Town Drunk So He Can Buy More Booze

GoFundMe Scam Of The Day: Florida Man Raising Money For Notorious Webster Town Drunk So He Can Buy More Booze

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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day from the beautiful town of Webster….

FYI, Neddy is well known around Webduh as the town drunk:

You can often see him walking around town with TP sticking out of his trousers, dumpster diving, and always carrying a brown paper bag full of malt liquor miracles.

This guy Jeff Davis who started the GoFundMe lives in Fort Myers, FL, and apparently feels like he is doing a good thing by raising money for a guy who will obviously spend that money on more booze:

If I ever hit rock bottom the worst thing that could ever happen to me is some idiot like Jeff Davis comes along and enables me by giving me more money. You wanna help this guy? Get me in a program. Find someone that can actually help him get over his drinking problem. Or just throw cash at him and hope everything turns out OK. Whatever you think works best.

 

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3 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    June 13, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    He needs more money so he can buy a dollar coffee at McDonald’s and sleep in the lobby for 9 hours.

    No sympathy for drunks. They chose to pick up the bottle.

  • The Executioner
    June 13, 2017 at 11:55 am

    In this case, the post actually belongs on the “GoEnableMe” page. If that page actually existed there would be 99% less GoFundMe pages it seems, as all of the online panhandling would be removed. Better collect up soon before he has an esophageal hemorrhage while dumpster diving.

  • Mark D
    June 13, 2017 at 10:39 am

    A guy like this will never give up the booze. What is he like 60? He’s probably been drunk for 45 years. There’s zero chance of him “going into a program”.

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