Social Justice Warriors

Meet Jeffrey DeRego: New Hampshire Department Of Health And Human Services Employee Who Wants To Punch Children In The Face For Smiling


A lot of people might’ve forgotten about all the people who thought it was OK to threaten and promote violence against a group of kids from Kentucky because one of them smiled when a Native American fake veteran started banging a drum in his face. Not me though. I’ll never forget what these animals are capable due to Trump Derangement Syndrome. This is Jeffrey DeRego from Derry, New Hampshire.

He’s a failed fiction writer who recently got a job working as the Training and Development Manager for the New Hampshire Department of Health and Human Services.

Here’s what he said when he saw the video of a group of kids being yelled at by some racist adults while a lying con-artist harassed them by playing a drum in their face.

Yes, that’s right. An adult public servant for the state of NH said the following about children who did nothing wrong:

Those rotten assholes need to be punched in the face when they start that shit, on camera, and driven away from normal society.

He’s also a father of two. Hopefully when they turn 15 adults don’t try to assault them because they have different political opinions.

He wanted to make it clear that he was dead serious when he suggested that adults like him should be able to assault children because they have the audacity to smile. Why? Because those children are Nazis, and we cannot use non-violence with Nazis.

“If I encounter them, I will be punching them.” – Grown man who works for the government in reference to children he doesn’t know. Someone call DCF y’all.

Even some of the other resisters were like, bruh, too far. But he was like, nah fam, we’re on the verge of a Holocaust and shit.

Some might say that they’re just kids, so it’s a little extreme to punch them in the face. Not Jeffrey DeRego though, he wants to destroy them now because launching a pre-emptive strike against Nazis is always better than waiting for them to attack you first.

But it’s cool because he’s got historical quotes and shit.

I just can’t believe these people have the audacity to pretend that they’re on the side of justice and morality while simultaneously advocating for punching children in the face. They really have convinced themselves that because they are on the right side of history they can get away with acting like wild savages, because it’s all in the name of social justice or something.

Of course the most disturbing part about this is that Jeffrey DeRego works for the Department of Health and Human Services while preaching violence. The taxpayers pay for his salary. Feel free to contact his office or anyone else at the Statehouse to let them know what you think of this kind of violent public rhetoric from someone who works for the government.

P.S. Maybe he’s just angry because he ran for State Rep in 2010 and finished 17th in a field of 18.


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39 Comment(s)
  • dkp
    January 31, 2019 at 8:58 am

    Turtleboy never exhorted people to beat them up… there’s a big difference.

  • Semper Fi
    January 31, 2019 at 4:24 am

    Did he really put up a reference to my Beloved Corps while advocating for child abuse?
    Comic book boy just earned himself a throat punch.

  • Grundle Butter
    January 30, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    This douche canoe ain’t punching anything. He’s probably getting donkey punched right now.

  • JoeMomma
    January 30, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    Anybody want to bet the smiling 15 year old would kick this clowns ass?

  • Dems Sneaking North
    January 30, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    What a fat pussy

  • Mrs. DeRego (Jeffrey's Mom)
    January 30, 2019 at 10:11 am

    I’m so sorry my son is using my internet to threaten children. As soon as my husband gets home from work Jeffrey will get a good spanking. I’ll also make sure he knows to play nice online otherwise I’ll have to kick him out of the basement.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 30, 2019 at 9:57 am

    Great career move Pillsbury-boy!

    McDonald’s is hiring

  • American girl
    January 30, 2019 at 8:33 am

    The first thing I noticed is that his comic book says “yank”. How appropriate, that’s probably his biggest hobby.

  • Captain Underpants
    January 30, 2019 at 7:23 am

    The title of this story makes me think of professor poopy pants.

  • Just sayin’
    January 30, 2019 at 5:20 am

    He looks and dresses like the fat kid from the movie The Goonies. Tough still being a virgin ay Jeffrey. At least he’s “fugal” and budget conscious. Why do all the mental defectives, idiot progressives and totally useless eaters always end up in government jobs.

  • Smoochy Face Smirker
    January 30, 2019 at 4:37 am

    Failed fantasy writer, dresses like a child with shorts past his ankles are those capris, hair like a 13 yo boy, comic books. He is a walking billboard that says FAILURE, keep away.

    He is the BEST candidate to run a state training department??? How about somebody who has worked running a Training department.. ya know somebody who worked at a job training and teaching. Nah… a comic book guy is sooo much better. NH is doubling down on becoming Mass or NY.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    January 30, 2019 at 3:13 am

    Christ, kathy bates really let herself go… oh hi leigha

  • The Common Man
    January 30, 2019 at 2:48 am

    People said the kid had the most punchable face, but this guy just proved them wrong. That’s the most punchable face ever!

    Also In his picture with the red shirt, it looks like he’s trying to imagine he’s weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses.

  • Cozy Jammies
    January 29, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    The funniest thing about all these calls to violence by pajamaboys and helpless losers like Kathy Griffih (Griffen? I already can’t remember her name) is that they will be the first ones whose heads are on a spike if any real sh*t goes down near them.

  • Walter "Kids are off limits" Bird
    January 29, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    He is dangerous to the public. His bosses are aware and if he commits a crime after they been forewarned they are responsible and liable. He needs to be gone before he costs the taxpayers a huge lawsuit.

  • Live free or die
    January 29, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    Please post his home address and his boss’s telephone number. The link you posted is just his desk phone which he won’t answer. This prick needs to lose his job. NH is not Mass. The liberal bullshit ends at the border. however many of you that have money and have vacation homes in NH register to vote here because your vote is essentially worthless in MA. This Jeffrey piece of shit needs to have a case thrown at him in Laconia, that judge up there does not fuck around.

    • Adam Lange
      January 30, 2019 at 8:39 am

      Sent post to NH attorney general. That said, if this is anything like Massachusetts he’ll get a profiles in courage award and promoted.

  • If we Ignore Randall he will go away...
    January 29, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    This guy is just one of hundreds who milk the government teat every day.most. Most of them are smart enough to shut up, stay low, and collect a nice paycheck. Then every once in a while, you get a Fathead like this who has no clue how social media works. Typical slug.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 30, 2019 at 11:28 am

      That guy is Randall

  • Tom Blackburn
    January 29, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    Punching children is absolutely disgusting. Well, unless the kid is David Hogg. I’d love to punch that fag’s face in. I don’t care how old he is.

  • BucketNutz
    January 29, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    9/10 of Derry’s congressional delegation, and the state senator, are GOP. I live in the district & wrote to all of them.
    This sh*t needs to stop!

  • Lock N' Load
    January 29, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    Why is it that when you walk into any Dept. Health; all the employees look like land whales? This fat fuck is no different and he is another useful idiot who you won’t have to lead to far because his top speed is just a little slower than tortoise.

  • Reactionary
    January 29, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    I’m shocked that a grown man who wears Comic Book shirts is a liberal.

    • Drago
      January 29, 2019 at 6:25 pm

      This guy’s been reading too many comics and thinks he’s Superman not some pudgy out of shape dork.

  • What
    January 29, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    Good article, but when you start throwing around trump derangement syndrome who can take you seriously?

      January 29, 2019 at 6:17 pm

      You are correct 9 out of 10 sociologists are now calling it Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder or T.U.R.D. for short.

      • BCD award
        January 30, 2019 at 4:40 am

        you sir have Best Comment of the Day!

  • Jeffrey Derego is a pickle smoocher
    January 29, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    What a bag of shit this guys is. You’re right MVTB, he needs a dose of this to happen to his kids, then the narrative would change. I am sick to death with everyone calling whoever they don’t agree with a racist or a nazi. It needs to stop. Also, Jeffrey looks like he likes him some penis, faggot. Come punch me in the face asshole.

  • Punch... ha ha ha
    January 29, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Baby face was definitely diddled as a child, he was the slow kid that couldn’t get away.

  • John Martin
    January 29, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Yeah, DeRego is an idiot but the real scandal is the 402 people working in the HHS Commissioner’s Office. Moreover, there are nine other departments in NH HHS. I’m not going to count all those employees but what do they do all day? NH taxpayers’ money at work…

    • Michael Blooming Idiot Bloomberg
      January 30, 2019 at 4:46 am

      They cook up new ways to regulate your life. If you tax soda everybody will be healthy.

  • z
    January 29, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    “Detail orientated”
    “I am fugal”

    One of these things is not correct. It’s one thing to post something not editable.
    That is not one of them.

  • Y
    January 29, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    This pudgy, little butterball couldn’t punch his way out of a wet paper bag.

  • mopey63
    DISGUSTED and shut up Randall guy
    January 29, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    Randall, you’re SO very irritating. He never said anything but the truth about the kids he taught, it isn’t negative if it is the truth, and not slander either.
    On this story, Jesus, Mary and Joseph. This guy is a gal I think, look at that picture of him/her.
    Make sure you go through that list of the most important people, and send one email to all of them. Because this guy needs to be fired. working with children saying these types of things about them?? which by the way, wasn’t even true about the Covington kid anyway, it was the fake Vietnam Vet/ fake indian that was being aggressive to this kid, and he stood and took it like a man. THAT is courage right there you idiot Derego. Can’t wait for the follow up to this story showing you’ve been fired.

  • Show Me Where Jeff Touched You
    January 29, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    Yup, this is exactly the kid of soft, flabby misfit the Granite State needs to work in the public health sector. I bet he carefully and quietly maneuvers his career towards working directly with young, vulnerable children.
    You watch – the clothes style, the obesity brought on by food self medication, the comic book fixation- this guy is a waddling red flag.

    • NH becoming Mass CT NY NJ creeping leftists
      January 30, 2019 at 4:43 am

      Nailed it, self medication with food and escape from reality with children’s comic books. A powerless low iq dork finds power in the Guv bureaucracy.

    • Burlando Castile
      January 30, 2019 at 5:40 pm

      Why can I imagine Chris Hansen asking Mr. DeRego to “have a seat?”

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Randall Girl
    January 29, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    Sorry about my husband he’s in the middle of transitioning from a queef to a douche. So please don’t take anything it says seriously. I mean I know we never did anyways but lately it’s become douchier everyday. It likes to pretend it’s better then everyone and hates turtleboy but in reality it’s a sad and lonely bag of douche that anxiously waits for an article to drop so it can queef out (I’m sorry that’s sensitive of me) so it can ooze more douche out of its mouth and write something so very douchie. As like above. I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to turtleboy on behalf of this douche and anyone else that has been affected by my former queef.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    January 29, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    Yeah because TB never said anything negative about the kids he taught, LOL

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