Meet Kyle Shockley: Failed Cop Block Dracut Gash Mallet Filming And Harassing The Lowell Police Because He Has No Life

Meet Kyle Shockley: Failed Cop Block Dracut Gash Mallet Filming And Harassing The Lowell Police Because He Has No Life

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This is Kyle Shockley from Dracut:

Raised in Chelmsford, lives in Dracut. In other words he’s avoiding living in Lowell like the plague. Probably because he doesn’t wanna live in a crime infested city where cops have to do a dangerous job every day. He’s also former military so you’d think he’d be on the side of the cops. But instead he’s trying to become a cop block extraordinaire and spends his unlimited free time following around the fuzz and filming them:

Obviously this guy is a real winner. Here he is harassing two cops who were on duty, asking them if they want to suck his gash mallet and inquiring about why they joined the “biggest gang in America”:

I love when people try to provoke cops into an incident, and the cops just react calmly and rationally. The assholes never know what to do because it wasn’t part of the gameplan. He was trying to become cop block famous and failed in epic proportion. What a loser.

Part of me wants to give this guy a pass if he really did do a tour in Fallujah. That can fuck you up. But at the same time he’s not the only one to go to Fallujah, and something tells me he’s just a piece of shit at his core.

Anyway, the cops do a dangerous job every day and they’re under attack in this country because of nudniks like Kyle Shockley. If you see him around Lowell just point and laugh at him. Because he’s a joke.


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33 Comment(s)
  • Jason of Chelmsford High
    April 23, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    This is so funny. It’s crazy Kyle Shockley of Chelmsford High, Class of 2005. WTF happened with the dude! He was a Marine and all. Now I hear he is all socially fucked up and still Missing The Cut.

  • Furry Potato
    April 8, 2018 at 1:06 am

    Kyle Shockley of 165 Smith Street #3 Lowell, MASS. 01852

    Is still tormenting police and city officials, because he’s a useless tool…..

    Kyle go suck a donkey dick and choke on it.

    • Kyle BluMe
      April 8, 2018 at 1:14 am

      Kyle Shockley

      Last 4: 3500

      A real shitbag.

    • Semper Fi
      April 14, 2018 at 8:11 pm

      It’s clear that Kyle Shockley is the tormented one. An OTHER THAN HONORABLE discharge from the US Marine Corps, now an unemployed plumber who smokes dope all day every day with ex-cons, pedophiles, transgenders, and general other scum as his friends and associates, the future looks so bleak for the off-the-chain hothead.

      What a very sad waste…

    • Lane Street Lance of Lowell
      April 16, 2018 at 3:32 pm

      Kyle is The City Jerk. I think he suffers from PTSD for the Marines and could be why he was thrown out. You have to be a really unstable person to get the boot from the Marines. KZyle seems to get worse by the weeks and months, especially against the police.

    • Guido
      January 3, 2020 at 8:29 pm

      True, Kyle is tucked up. Heroin contributed to that. But seriously my man, you’re a dude…a vet who was previously a soldier in the Army who had fun bags implanted in your chest and you want people to believe and accept you as a female? One of the ugliest male creatures ever created this side of hell. Who’s really tucked up SJP? Here’s a $50.00 donation only if you promise to purchase and use AFRIN nasal spray, MUCINEX, KLEENEX tissues and BREATHE RIGHT nasal strips. Blow your nose more frequently and your boyfriend less often.

  • Tim R
    March 26, 2018 at 3:55 am

    The second bass looked like a good one. Nice catch Kyle.

  • Kyle Shockley
    September 14, 2017 at 12:15 pm

    Listen guys, I hate this site……
    I really don’t wanna get into my sex life, and people shouldn’t talk about sexual orientation….
    I was molested by a priest… in which it’s none of your business.
    Keep talking shit guys, my best friend / partner will gladly meet up and punch your dick loose….
    He just got out of jail and he don’t play….

    • First Time Caller
      September 14, 2017 at 1:54 pm

      So that means you’re a chickenshit and can’t fight, so you have to wait for your butt buddy to get out of jail to fight for you. If that’s the case you shouldn’t play tough guy recording cops.

  • September 13, 2017 at 10:26 am

    He must be a closet Jets fan. Tut, tut, tut.

  • Neegan
    September 13, 2017 at 8:39 am

    Lives over near Smith and Westford Street now, listens to the scanner, showing up to calls out of breath, thinking in his little pee brain mind he’s a hero…. I know what happened, his boyfriend left him for a mall cop, so he’s so mad he’s not getting it in his shit white, typically meatstick blumpkin lover….
    You think recording live, you’re safe? Guess you have no clue….
    Even homeless people hate him…. that’s sad Kyle boy….. I rerecommend Dr. PHIL or Maury…..
    What shitty video quality mr mukay get a real job loser, nobody including you’re mother likes you jackass

    • Neegan
      September 13, 2017 at 8:51 am

      Typically type-O , shitty galaxy phone…. plus he doesn’t deserve a proof read. He called a guy cop sucker, but he secretly wants to suck one off. Sad Kyle / Carl whatever you call yourself. Marine Reject, with a dishonorable discharge. Get a life..
      He’s reading these posts while shoving large vegetables up his loose man cunt. Lol

      • Denise Lynn
        April 2, 2018 at 9:19 am

        Seriously his boy friend? It’s 2018 so even if he gay would it matter. Homophobe? But I can insure you he’s not. In fact I could tell you in detail how I know. But I won’t

        • Semper fi
          April 14, 2018 at 8:26 pm

          Please tell us how you know Dennis Lynn that Kyle is not gay. But first, don’t tell us Kyle smashed an old hag cougar like you who is on YouTube. Would you be the person who was married 20-years to a cop before he dropped you ? And would you be old enough to be Kyle’s mother? SKANK!!!!

          Is the young unemployed plumber laying pipe on you Denise? Be careful as Kyle has a harsh temper like your ex-hubby.

          • Denise Lynn
            April 15, 2018 at 8:14 am

            Lol your pretty funny. I think your actually a closet homosexual. You keep bringing this up. Don’t be afraid to come out. It’s 2018 you know. I’m sure your family knows since this appears to have been going on for quite a while. And maybe while your trying to come to terms with this lifestyle you can admit that you have feelings for him. What did Kyle do to piss you off? Only a person who has strong feelings for someone would harass someone this long. Did He turn you down? It really is easier to accept once you admit it to yourself. I checked, and there are a few great counseling services near you that specializes in this problem. Let me know if you want me to post a few for you.

  • greatchow
    Great Chow
    September 12, 2017 at 6:18 pm

    Doesn’t he not know that in this great state he just has to show up to the civil service exam, show that he served and he would walk on a police department over any citizen. Maybe he can join his buddies in Lowell…. NOT.

    • Kyle Shockley
      September 12, 2017 at 6:42 pm

      That’s not even english

      • Branskin
        September 12, 2017 at 7:17 pm

        at least he is not a sand job.

    • Tim R
      April 15, 2018 at 12:14 am

      You are a asshole semp! keep on biting that caulk (haha plumber joke).

  • Wabbitt
    September 12, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    Douche looks like a penis with wire framed glasses.

  • Former City Worker
    September 12, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    I hate seeing this with Veterans, but there’s an ugly “other side” to this: Because of the “Troop Surges” needed in 2014 and early 2017 Military recruiters had a very, very tough job. Mental disorders such as ADHD, severe depression, a first time drug offense or Bi-polar were in the past automatic disqualifiers for military service. Then we needed bodies and it was “open season” for a few years. In short we let quite a few people who had no business enlisting, enlist.

    Dude said he was in Fallujah (cool Bro, Baghdad myself) but also said he had a “less than honorable” discharge. 99% of the time if someone can’t hack it in a combat zone, they receive a General (Under Honorable) discharge, and they still get VA help and services, to receive an Other Than Honorable discharge you REALLY need to Fuck Up bad, most likely drug use.

  • Pat McGroin
    September 12, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    Is this really a reason to doxx someone? He hasn’t committed any crime and you’re plastering his name and place of business on the internet. I can’t tell but based on the tone of this article, this is a right-leaning site. Do you really want to use the tactics of the left now, doxxing people, maybe trying to get them fired? For shame, you moral busybodies.

    • True Reality Speaks
      September 12, 2017 at 7:54 pm

      Shut up and lick my balls, hypocrite.

  • aDdm
    September 12, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    I don’t understand what is the ultimate goal with these cop blockers, BLM, and other anti-cop zealots? Because it doesn’t appear to be actual police reform – since they still complain and vilify even when law enforcement does try to work with the communities. Do they want them just to be cop-less and just let vigilantism run wild? Where the rule of law is twisted by their own warped ideas through mob rule? What is it do they truly want? And are they really willing to live with the consequences of their decisions?

    • Kyle
      September 12, 2017 at 3:13 pm

      No sir the goal is not mob rule or total anarchy or any malice intent at all. It’s about accountability and the rights of the people to keep public servants held to it. If that’s an issue for people refer to the 1st Amendment of the Constitution. Doubt that will happen though because you sheep love your misinformation. Suck it easy copsuckers

      • aDdm
        September 12, 2017 at 5:05 pm

        Even if you had all of the accountability dreamed up in your utopia, you people would still complain.

      • First Time Caller
        You Can't Handle the Truth
        September 12, 2017 at 5:46 pm

        Who are you going to call when someone beats the piss out of you, breaks into mom and dad’s house while you’re jerking off down cellar, or steals your car? You’ll have 911 on speed dial, wimpy.

      • September 13, 2017 at 9:35 am

        Love the first amendment. It allows me to say “Kyle SUCKS”. Go choke on a chode bro.

        As far as his ‘service’; sounds like stolen valor.

  • Agent Smith
    September 12, 2017 at 12:03 pm

    His girlfriend probably left his ass and banged a cop, now he’s butt hurt and has a lot of free time. When he isn’t jerking off into a sock

    • Kyle
      September 12, 2017 at 3:15 pm

      Thought long and hard on that one huh

    • MAC V Kong Dong
      September 12, 2017 at 5:14 pm

      Only one girl. Handgelina Gel Handcreme

    • BigFunk
      September 13, 2017 at 5:33 pm

      Whats wrong with jerking off in socks?

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