Meet Kyle Shockley: Failed Cop Block Dracut Gash Mallet Filming And Harassing The Lowell Police Because He Has No Life
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This is Kyle Shockley from Dracut:
Raised in Chelmsford, lives in Dracut. In other words he’s avoiding living in Lowell like the plague. Probably because he doesn’t wanna live in a crime infested city where cops have to do a dangerous job every day. He’s also former military so you’d think he’d be on the side of the cops. But instead he’s trying to become a cop block extraordinaire and spends his unlimited free time following around the fuzz and filming them:
Obviously this guy is a real winner. Here he is harassing two cops who were on duty, asking them if they want to suck his gash mallet and inquiring about why they joined the “biggest gang in America”:
I love when people try to provoke cops into an incident, and the cops just react calmly and rationally. The assholes never know what to do because it wasn’t part of the gameplan. He was trying to become cop block famous and failed in epic proportion. What a loser.
Part of me wants to give this guy a pass if he really did do a tour in Fallujah. That can fuck you up. But at the same time he’s not the only one to go to Fallujah, and something tells me he’s just a piece of shit at his core.
Anyway, the cops do a dangerous job every day and they’re under attack in this country because of nudniks like Kyle Shockley. If you see him around Lowell just point and laugh at him. Because he’s a joke.
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