Social Justice Warriors

Megan Rapinoe Is Only Woke On LGBT Issues Because She Doesn’t Have To Play Against Anyone With A Dick In The World Cup


Uncle Turtleboy published a blog on TB Daily News about Megan Rapinoe, the perpetually angry Dennis the Menace who uses her position as captain of Team USA Women’s Soccer to constantly virtue signal about how woke she is. I cannot stand this bootleg Ellen Degenerate either, but I would also like to ask this question – would she be so woke if the Netherlands best two players were biological males? Because this chick’s biggest complaint about Trump is that he’s not LGBT friendly. Emphasis on T.

But one of the biggest issues in women’s sports in this country is whether or not biological men who are transitioning into women should be allowed to compete on women’s teams. Cece Telfer just won a national championship in women’s track at Franklin Pierce despite having a dick. The Connecticut girl’s state champion in the 100 and 200 meters for the second year in a row, has a dick.

If Megan Rapinoe is as woke as she pretends to be on LGBT issues then she’d be using her platform to demand that transgender athletes compete against the gender they identify with. She virtue signals plenty about the need for transgender rights, which is really easy to do when none of the players on the teams you’re facing have dicks. Let France or England get a player or two from the men’s team to transition onto the women’s team, let them run circles around her because of their biological advantages, and watch how quickly she suddenly doesn’t give a shit about trans rights anymore.

And guess what? She’d be right to do that. Because women’s equality and transgender rights are competing ideas that can’t coexist in a society. Frauds like Megan Rapinoe pretend to be pro-trans rights and pro-women’s rights at the same time, but at the end of the day they know it’s all bullshit.

Fuck her and fuck Team USA. They’ll probably win but I really, really hope they lose. It would so, so sweet.


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68 Comment(s)
  • Hillary C
    April 11, 2021 at 1:15 pm

    what is interesting, is that the Demoncrats also support Muslim rights. and Muslim religious rules state that all LGBTQ must be put to death.

    problem solved. just vote Demoncrat, and no trans woMEN will be alive to ever compete in womans sports

  • Proud American Patriot
    January 24, 2021 at 5:59 pm

    Thanks for pointing this out TB. I have to chuckle that this trans women’s rights issue is surfacing – be careful what you wish for couldn’t be more appropriate than in this moment. What better way to actually suppress a women’s desire to accell in women’s sports. Isn’t this essentially a move to reduce women’s rights to compete on a fair playing field? I guess they could offset this imbalance by allowing the dickless women athletes to use performance enhancing drugs. LOL!

    I couldn’t be further from a social warrior and I feel that social inequality is fast becoming the burden of the white straight male, so much so that white teen males are too often shamed into homosexuality due to peer pressure from social warriors like those you support. I’m not a racist or a phobe of any kind but I can now see how I could get there if you all keep pushing for me to feel bad for my straight white male middle class God fearing self.

  • randiguy2006
    Love it or...
    July 8, 2019 at 11:09 am

    Rooting against your National Team because one of their players has different opinions than you?


  • Walter "I like girls with dicks" Bird
    July 8, 2019 at 9:11 am

    Megan Rapinoe is a guy.

  • Adult Human Female
    July 7, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Whole team visited Normandy and paid their respects to living US vets of WWII as well as the deceased. Meghan will come around!!! So happy they won!!!! Turtleboy should’ve done a story on the Bruin that refused to go to the white house but nooo that would be bad because we are Boston etc. Meghan will come around!!! She has a lot on her plate…junkbox convict brother etc. I have faith.

    • release code # 9ab1 S58m L1C7 7253 Ht31
      July 7, 2019 at 7:47 pm

      You’re on a first name basis with the female Macauley Culkin? Cooool dude!

      No offense but who cares if she comes around or not. She is a perfect spokes it for the Democrat Internationalist and nationalist Socialists of the US. Trump is succeeding wildly in fixing an economy, Obama and the Left said couldn’t be fixed “magic wand”, “New Normal”, changing international trade agreements that were cast in stone. Maccauley Rapinhoe kicked a ball in a net.. whatever, we know its not that easy. Sports are on tv every day, did sjw soccer fans just discover competitive sports or did Macauley Rapinghoe’s participation make violent sports like soccer acceptable to you.

      • Incel Tears
        July 8, 2019 at 6:31 am

        Whaa whaa whaa you are so salty. She isn’t responsible for this country’s social and political ills. Economy, ‘social injustice’, Name the common denominator. Hint, it has balls. No one needs your approval tiny dick.

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          July 8, 2019 at 7:53 am


          You claim “Love Conquers Hate” as part of your “movement”, but the truth is the first thing you do is spit hateful bile at anyone who disagrees with you.
          You want to silence your opposition, which is the opposite of democracy and free speech, and yet you can never see your colossal hypocrisy.
          For that reason, this place is not for you.

          Best you just fuck off, eh?

          • Incel Tears
            July 8, 2019 at 9:11 am

            NOPE! I am NOT an SJW. I’m not the ‘fun’ kind of feminist.

          • dowen0895
            Dick Scratcher
            July 8, 2019 at 9:56 am

            There are no “fun” kinds of feminist.

            There’s the genuine ones (who actually care about women’s rights and don’t want them to be beaten at sport by people with actual penises), and the cunts.

            Neither are “fun”.

          • Incel Tears
            July 8, 2019 at 10:35 am

            You sure told me! Nasty guy who couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with fistful of 100’s. You are sad. It must make you very angry that a woman created your balls. Sad sexless angry fat bald loser.

  • Hun in the sun
    July 7, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    Well ms. Rapino didnt disapoint,, dissed the National Anthem and flag. Politics aside was a good game. Hope trump doesnt invite her to the WH, she can stay home and play with her vibrator,,

    • Hate Fags
      July 7, 2019 at 2:53 pm

      Saw a worthless SJW in a soccer jersey today and got right in their face screaming ALL FAGS ARE WORTHLESS!

      Felt good.

      • tbs forever
        July 7, 2019 at 7:36 pm

        well played turtle rider….. well played

    • NeverBe Blue
      July 14, 2019 at 4:55 pm

      Actually a women DIDN”T give him balls. The Y chromosime from his father did that.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    July 7, 2019 at 10:39 am

    Regular gay people made a huge mistake by allowing the victim industrial complex to attache BLT123 to gay rights. The very few trans people affected would not have bothered anyone nor would most people treat them with anything other than tolerance and compassion. The hard core hating leftists couldn’t hide their agenda of destroying science and biology in denying sexual reproduction and gender identity. The same old underlying agenda: Destroy straight white men and their families.

    They basically exploited trans people for their sick agenda.

    Now a sad backlash against inoffensive gays and trans people is starting. Leftists destroy everyone and everything. Trans people were used.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Turtle Rider
    July 7, 2019 at 1:23 am

    This is why we need as many Turtle Riders as possible at the Straight Pride Parade.

  • Wwy
    July 6, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    She’s no Remy Boston strong,she’s no kraft of the diddling Jew patriots lol,but she plays for the gay USA the only women’s team with men,lesbians,transitioning etc. players.

  • fister sister
    July 6, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    The Netherlands has real Dikes and little boys stick their fingers in them. Does Megan Rapeehole know this? Is a little Dutch boy going to stick his finger in Megan’s crusty cunt?

    • dutch boy
      July 6, 2019 at 6:32 pm

      She’ll get double fisted (dry) by a little dutchboy

  • Crispy C
    July 6, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    Go Netherlands! Fuck her and fuck the women’s team.

    Look at me, I’m a woke lesbo, fuck Trump. Here’s my lesbo gf to write an article about how awesome I am and how much I think I annoy Trump.

    Fuck these dumb bitches.

  • bigdaddy
    July 6, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    I am guessing she wears the strap on in that home

  • Chris Serra
    July 6, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    If you can’t hold your hand over your heart during national anthem you shouldn’t play for team USA. If some dolt protests playing in a privately owned league that’s his right. When you’re playing for our country & wearing the flag you should show the respect that honor warrants.

  • Jack
    July 6, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    She comes across like a angry little girl. Her gf too, not like real women!

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    July 6, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    Limerick of the day….

    The captain’s a serious role
    And Meg’s in a bit of a hole
    Because acting all woke
    Is a bit of joke
    When a chick with a dick scores a goal…

    Chick with a Dick Scratcher

    • Authentic
      July 6, 2019 at 6:03 pm

      Well done, grasshopper.

  • bill fleming
    July 6, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    How come gays and lesbians who are tops love to humiliate their partners who are bottoms?

    • gayness is a mental disorder
      July 6, 2019 at 4:36 pm

      because they’re fucking fags

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    July 6, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    Remember the team these self-righteous cunts piled on 13-0? It was Thailand. I hope in 4 years, Thailand fields an entire team of self-identifying women (men) and trounces them 26-0.

  • Rodney D.
    July 6, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    This bitch was my star player in Lady Bugs.

  • How I Lost My Chocolate Cherry
    July 6, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    Big Jugs produce more milk truth or fiction? Can a grown adult get enough breast milk from just one woman to stay on a breast milk only diet if not how many women are needed?

    As for good positions to try, Morse suggests the guy lie on his back and enjoy oral sex from one woman while the other woman straddles his face so he can perform oral on her. Or have one woman lie on her back as the other woman lies on top of her. Then, the guy can enter the woman on top doggy style while the women touch one another. Another option: Arrange yourselves in a circle, and go down on each other.

    “There are so many places to put our hands, our genitals, our mouths,” says Morse. “If you have a free hand or tongue, just get in there.”

  • webster
    July 6, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    lulz to tears. i’m old school. soccer is for females. not males. fun fact: male soccer players have the smallest penises of any sport’s athletes. i thought that was hilarious. had to look it up.

  • Liawatha
    July 6, 2019 at 10:57 am

    Oh there it is my big cock freak! How I love the juices that my confused cupcake oozes. My asshole swells with every sight of you my queen, I mean king.. I mean .,oh whatever you are! just slap with that snake you tuck so dearly

    • Liawatha
      July 6, 2019 at 11:06 am

      How dare anyone give me a thumbs down! If you knew how big Cece was tucking, you would be bending over too! Shit.. lots of that too

      • liz is a Cunt
        July 6, 2019 at 6:25 pm

        eat shit and die you fucking cunt

  • Anti Fag
    July 6, 2019 at 10:41 am

    The best thing about Trump is that he hasn’t backed down. He hates fags and I fucking love it!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 6, 2019 at 10:19 am

    Is that a female? Might want to test DNA

  • Gash Basher
    July 6, 2019 at 9:54 am

    I bet megan bullies alex morgan for having no tits

    • liz is a Cunt
      July 6, 2019 at 6:33 pm


  • Daniel Crowell
    Lance Bolt
    July 6, 2019 at 9:22 am

    If Hillary was president this little pinky stinky twat would be first in line lick her nasty cock socket….

  • Who Cares About Her Opinions
    July 6, 2019 at 9:22 am

    What are they even playing in?
    Who gives a fuck about women’s or even mans soccer?
    It’s almost football season and hockey is right after that
    I certainly don’t care about this broad’s opinion of politics or anything else for that matter.

    • Aonaöe
      July 6, 2019 at 11:54 am

      Opinions on sports matter, maybe even enough that althetes like CeCe Telfer might one day come to dominate them and by default ruin them. Sometimes even playing fields are worth preserving and more important than “wins.”

  • Macfarland
    July 6, 2019 at 9:21 am

    Why it matters? It is soccer and anyone that plays it is gay I always figured.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      July 7, 2019 at 1:11 pm


      Heterosexual men play rugby.
      Also some gay men and a colossal number of lesbians.

      But everyone in soccer is gay.

  • 2020 Repeat
    July 6, 2019 at 9:10 am

    If you read the Atlantic article, they try to pushy that Trump cares about what this girl thinks. Do they really believe that? He is making major strides to repair the damage the Dems have done to our country and this twat is the furthest thing from his mind
    They really believe their own bullshit

  • Team USA!
    July 6, 2019 at 8:50 am

    fuck off! while I don’t always agree with her stance, I am a huge fan of the sport & the team! you rooting against them bec of one woman’s opinion is fucking hypocrisy at its best!

    • OJ
      July 6, 2019 at 9:04 am

      When politics get brought into sports it’s a huge let down. Alex Cora and his decision to not go to the White House along with several other players has turned me off to the Ref Sox. Same thing here. Shut your mouth and play the sport.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        July 6, 2019 at 9:56 am

        Same here. I cut the cord. Fuck them and fuck NESN. If you have cable, you are paying NESN. Years ago they charged $5 a month per subscriber to your cable provider, probably much higher now. That’s how they pay those faggots $20/$30 million a year. Still paying Sandoval 18 mil/yr Rusney Castillo 12/yr. Highest ticket prices and beer prices in baseball. If your a baseball fan get MLBTV and follow another team. Fuck John Henry and the rest of them.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        July 6, 2019 at 10:37 am

        Alex Cora and the rest of the useful idiot, racist lemmings that didn’t go to the WH out of respect for the office and the country that has given them so much,
        should be ashamed of themselves. They made the owners and management, who sign their paychecks, look bad and they let many of the fans that love and root for them down. They didn’t go because the media and some of their peers tell them our President is racist, when nothing could be further from the truth. I guess the lowest unemployment rate for African Americans and Hispanics ever recorded and millions getting off public assistance and food stamps is racist.

    • hartf811
      July 6, 2019 at 9:07 am

      Sport? It an excuse for dykes to shower as a group. Title 9 ruined sports. Does anybody really watch the WNBA?

      • hope's mangled cunt
        July 6, 2019 at 6:40 pm

        I saw a picture of Hope Solo’s cunt and it has been seriously damaged. google it but remember there;s no forgetting it once you see it

  • Adult Human Female
    July 6, 2019 at 8:31 am

    Give it time. As soon as she gets shamed to suck dick (cotton ceiling) and she leaves her bubble, she will tweet about the trannies. She’s still young. I’m sure she’s not into ‘lady dick’.

  • Well, No Shit
    July 6, 2019 at 8:28 am

    As I’ve said in previous TBS blogs, these angry gays make it difficult to remain indifferent towards them.

    99% of the time, I couldn’t care less about people being people and doing whatever it is that floats their boat. These militant homosexuals, however, are pushing my patience to the very edge.

    When Americans are hoping that Team US loses in a sporting event, because an angry militant {insert group here} is incessantly running their mouths, they may want to rethink their approach.

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    July 6, 2019 at 8:27 am

    I bet she doesn’t even put the toilet seat back up after she is done peeing.

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 6, 2019 at 8:12 am

    Seeing Cece’s big black dick in the locker room might turn Megan straight.

  • Gash Basher
    July 6, 2019 at 8:02 am

    She should double down and refuse to come back to the US until Trump gives her faggot BLT-123 community the equal rights they already have.

  • fister sister
    July 6, 2019 at 8:00 am

    Megan Rahpeehole is in desperate need of a 10″ erect penis. She’s such an angry frustrated lesbo CUNT.
    I hope she fractures her cunt in the game and is euthanized on the spot

    • Pro Rape
      July 6, 2019 at 10:46 am

      Amen! Rape and murder!

  • Massholio
    July 6, 2019 at 7:52 am

    How do we know she doesn’t have a dick?

    • hartf811
      July 6, 2019 at 7:58 am

      Guaranteed she knows her way around a mutton sandwich.

  • Walt Ostrander
    July 6, 2019 at 7:48 am

    Cece is a beautiful woman. Those who think otherwise are bigots. Mx Telfer would be a great addition to the team as xe would also be adding ethnic diversity

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      July 6, 2019 at 12:30 pm

      I wholeheartedly agree Walt! The Connecticut trans-athletes, Mx Terry Miller, and Mx Andraya Yearwood, although still in high school, should make outstanding candidates the future Women’s World Cup teams.

      • Walt Ostrander
        July 6, 2019 at 3:22 pm

        I think they would be great candidates. It would certainly help the sport gain popularity amongst the cis community. I would tune in with a rock solid boner every time Mx Telfer and the rest of the athletex came to compete

  • hartf811
    July 6, 2019 at 6:56 am

    Is girls soccer a sport? Who knew?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    July 6, 2019 at 6:19 am

    My heart swells with pride seeing that photo of the beautiful Cece raising her first place trophy high over her head.

    • Liawatha
      July 6, 2019 at 11:13 am

      Cece come right over after you see this, I will have my knee pads on and will spread just the way you like it. And I promise I will call you mommy this time instead of papi and be extra sexy with my dirty talk, I will say things like yes mommy that’s it just like that.. harder mommy, and tell you your the best my mommy. And I’m your bitch mommy. I know how you like that

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    July 6, 2019 at 4:49 am

    I’m delighted to see this blog published. I also hope that Team USA loses.

  • dball31211
    stiff pete
    July 6, 2019 at 2:08 am

    I also hope they lose. then she can stop cunting about going to the white house and her scissor sister not being invited.

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