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i know this dude. parents babied their little Timmy all his life. parents are absolutely the biggest assholes ever. mom and sister solicit dick pics from Timmy and dad fluffs him.
Why aren’t we hearing anything from you about Ryan Denver? The silence on this story is deafening
Nobody cares about dead blacks.
How does any mother defend her adult son exposing his genitals to women? I know the saying a “mother’s love knows no bounds” but this is deranged. Someone please forward them both the # of a qualified mental health professional quickly.
If he had ripped these women off for $2,000 each before he sent the dick pics he would be at my level.
My Kindergartener believes the Afghan government has all the tools they need to defend themselves and should negotiate peace with the Taliban.
Obviously, heffa mom is jealous. With all the recent news of that tranny “Chris” banging his mom she probably feels left out. I don’t understand the minds of these parents that create sexual deviants but there must be a connection.
Tucker covering issues of national and Amrican concern.
TurtleBoy covering drama with someone’s momma.
My 16 year old write better and more developed stories for his High School newspaper.
Get job already and stop fre-loading from the wife and the gov.
YES! Immediately post your 16 year old’s citizen journalist blog link so I can subscribe and donate there instead of to Turtleboy! Clicks and money coming your way.. Thanks!
“Drama” brought down the Gov Cuomo
Sounds like a sick family.
Did somebody say dick pics? Let’s have ’em!
“If you didn’t block me I’d send you a picture of my junk just to see how you liked it”
Send your dick pics to me instead turtleboy. 339-215-9546
That goes for TurtleRiders too.
I am a huge fag and cock-sucker. I love cucumber pics, salami pics, hot dog pics, squash, horse, and donkey pics. Please send to me. My telephone number is 1-800-idiot. I also take mice and gerbil donations. Thank you.
This feels half-hearted. Is it flirting?
Is there some way to get strait women to think like gay men.
Make birth control and abortions free
If the mother would “War Eagle” her ass for the world to see we might think about letting her son off with a thorough beating.
Until then she should shut her pie hole.
Clearly the Willie Wonka she’s married to is too busy trying to find the teeth he left in his other Lederhosen so he’s no help.
I couldn’t imagine receiving unsolicited photos of Tim’s fully engorged phallus! To be forced to stare at the length and girth of it! To be exposed to it’s bulbous head and veiny shaft! To be coerced to visualize what Tim would do to me with that throbbing member! It is truly unimaginable and I am sweating and quivering at the mere idea of it!
There you go again.
I am truly wondering what is the fixation with dickpics is.
With all the things going on.
This is what we get .
A dickpic rehash.
She used to blow the spanish dudes out in the parking lot during lunch break
I would put a bag on her head and titty fuck her