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24 Comment(s)
  • timmy the tool
    August 13, 2021 at 9:51 pm

    i know this dude. parents babied their little Timmy all his life. parents are absolutely the biggest assholes ever. mom and sister solicit dick pics from Timmy and dad fluffs him.

  • phillip j mckracken
    Turd L. Buoy
    August 12, 2021 at 10:17 am

    Why aren’t we hearing anything from you about Ryan Denver? The silence on this story is deafening

    • Tom Blackburn
      August 12, 2021 at 10:39 am

      Nobody cares about dead blacks.

  • Metro West Guy
    Chester M. Lester
    August 12, 2021 at 9:59 am

    How does any mother defend her adult son exposing his genitals to women? I know the saying a “mother’s love knows no bounds” but this is deranged. Someone please forward them both the # of a qualified mental health professional quickly.

  • Jesse John Francis Clark
    August 12, 2021 at 8:19 am

    If he had ripped these women off for $2,000 each before he sent the dick pics he would be at my level.

  • Lying Jen Pissaki
    August 12, 2021 at 8:02 am

    My Kindergartener believes the Afghan government has all the tools they need to defend themselves and should negotiate peace with the Taliban.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    August 12, 2021 at 7:17 am

    Obviously, heffa mom is jealous. With all the recent news of that tranny “Chris” banging his mom she probably feels left out. I don’t understand the minds of these parents that create sexual deviants but there must be a connection.

  • white privilidge
    August 12, 2021 at 12:11 am

  • you a racist
    August 12, 2021 at 12:07 am

  • You are not Tucker
    August 11, 2021 at 10:28 pm

    Tucker covering issues of national and Amrican concern.
    TurtleBoy covering drama with someone’s momma.
    My 16 year old write better and more developed stories for his High School newspaper.
    Get job already and stop fre-loading from the wife and the gov.

    • Wanna Be Like You
      August 12, 2021 at 12:52 am

      YES! Immediately post your 16 year old’s citizen journalist blog link so I can subscribe and donate there instead of to Turtleboy! Clicks and money coming your way.. Thanks!

    • Tucker
      August 12, 2021 at 8:05 am

      “Drama” brought down the Gov Cuomo

  • McGregor
    August 11, 2021 at 9:18 pm

    Sounds like a sick family.

    August 11, 2021 at 9:04 pm

    Did somebody say dick pics? Let’s have ’em!

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    August 11, 2021 at 6:20 pm

    “If you didn’t block me I’d send you a picture of my junk just to see how you liked it”

    Send your dick pics to me instead turtleboy. 339-215-9546

    That goes for TurtleRiders too.

    • Alexander poor-shae
      August 11, 2021 at 8:46 pm

      I am a huge fag and cock-sucker. I love cucumber pics, salami pics, hot dog pics, squash, horse, and donkey pics. Please send to me. My telephone number is 1-800-idiot. I also take mice and gerbil donations. Thank you.

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        August 11, 2021 at 9:59 pm

        This feels half-hearted. Is it flirting?

    • asking for a friend
      August 12, 2021 at 2:10 pm

      Is there some way to get strait women to think like gay men.

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        August 13, 2021 at 2:15 am

        Make birth control and abortions free

  • hartf811
    Mom is the problem.
    August 11, 2021 at 6:04 pm

    If the mother would “War Eagle” her ass for the world to see we might think about letting her son off with a thorough beating.
    Until then she should shut her pie hole.
    Clearly the Willie Wonka she’s married to is too busy trying to find the teeth he left in his other Lederhosen so he’s no help.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 11, 2021 at 5:54 pm

    I couldn’t imagine receiving unsolicited photos of Tim’s fully engorged phallus! To be forced to stare at the length and girth of it! To be exposed to it’s bulbous head and veiny shaft! To be coerced to visualize what Tim would do to me with that throbbing member! It is truly unimaginable and I am sweating and quivering at the mere idea of it!

  • Pingo
    August 11, 2021 at 5:50 pm

    There you go again.
    I am truly wondering what is the fixation with dickpics is.
    With all the things going on.
    This is what we get .
    A dickpic rehash.

  • I used to work with her
    August 11, 2021 at 5:01 pm

    She used to blow the spanish dudes out in the parking lot during lunch break

    • Matt Dizio from Woburn
      August 11, 2021 at 6:24 pm

      I would put a bag on her head and titty fuck her

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