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Michigan Student Jake Croman Verbally Abuses Uber Driver, Replaces Luke Gatti As World’s Biggest Privileged College Asshole

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There’s nothing worse than an overprivileged college booger-head who thinks he’s a bad ass because he shits on some working class stiff. This asshole from the University of Michigan who verbally abuses some poor Uber driver might be the worst of the worst:

Typical Michigan fan right there. Savage. As soon as you hear this kid’s voice you realize that there is a 100% chance he is a Yankees fan. The accent, the hair, the outright arrogance, the fur lined hood of his coat. He is every Yankees fan I have ever met. And what do you know? We were probably right. The dooshnozzle’s name is Jake Croman, he is listed by the Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity as a member of its Michigan chapter, and his Dad is a filthy rich NYC real estate developer slum lord.

The worst part is this shitbag is playing the “he was picking on me because I’m Jewish” card:

“This video shows one side of an argument I had with an Uber driver two weeks ago after he refused to pick me up on the basis of my religion. What you don’t see in the video is that the driver had made a number of offensive anti-Semitic remarks that provoked my response. I am not proud of my reaction to his discrimination and I regret my choice of words. Shortly after the verbal altercation, I filed a complaint with the Ann Arbor Police Department and they are now dealing with the issue.”

Hey moron, this guy doesn’t wanna pick you up because you’re a total asshole, not because you’re Jewish. Gotta love him playing that card though. When you’re a filthy rich white fray boy you don’t really have that many options if you want to play the victim. Sure, Jewish people in the United States are doing pretty well for themselves on average, don’t let that fool you – this kid oppressed!!

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Those are some of the most punchable faces I’ve ever seen. I wish nothing but terrible things upon all of them.

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The best part is the Ann Arbor police are denying the claim that he ever filed any sort of complaint:

“An Ann Arbor police spokesperson subsequently told BuzzFeed News they could not locate Croman’s name in their reporting system.”

Oops!! Looks like it’s just some dingleberry who got caught being his asshole self on camera and is looking for a reason to justify it.

Gotta love his shot at the driver too:

You’re working all day? Guess what? I’m gonna go sit on my ass all day and watch TV.”

He showed him!!! Hey Uber driver – you earn minimum wage while I sit on my ass getting fat and making no money. Jokes on you bitch!! In your face!!

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My question is, who is the bigger college student asshole? Jake Croman or Luke Gatti?

I’d have to say Jake Croman. At least Luke Gatti packed up his shit, left school, and issued a fake apology video. Jake Croman played the Jew card and tried making himself the victim after calling an Uber driver a “faggot” repeatedly because he didn’t want his guido ass in his car.

Oh well, joke’s on Jake Croman, because for the rest of his life whenever an employer Googles his name they get to find out what an asshole he is in 0.00000002 seconds. At the end of the day he’s just another overprivileged product of the everyone gets a trophy generation who hasn’t learned how to take no for an answer.


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9 Comment(s)
  • Del Griffith
    March 28, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    So… was this a case of the Uber Nazi?
    Driver: Are you Jewish?
    Douchebag: Yeah, why?
    Driver: NO UBER FOR YOU!

  • Dave Lind
    March 28, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    that Jake croman website is fuckin pissah!!! He really doesn’t have to worry, as his daddy will coddle his douche ass for life. Still going to bite his ass though!!

    • Goldman
      March 29, 2016 at 7:34 am

      U Michigan may toss him for not giving the driver safe space by projecting micro aggressions upon him.

  • GoneWest
    March 28, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    Luke is definitely the bigger asshole. At least this kid wasn’t physical.

  • RSoxGuy
    March 28, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Typical pussy. Wouldnt say shit to a random guy without 10 buddies there.

    I had a “friend” like this once. he always talked shit expecting everyone to back him up. One night, we let him shoot his mouth off and carry his own weight. yep he got beat. Guess what, some people are just born stupid and others just think they can say what ever they want because its a learned behavior. Their parents never taught them other wise. Guess what, my “buddy” learned a lesson that night his asshole parents never taught him. Keep your mouth shut or someone might fill it it with a fist full of knuckles.

    This uppity over privileged sack of shit will be one of those kids all the way up until someone fills his yap with bloody Chiclets (teeth).

  • UsualSuspect
    March 28, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    Also check out JakeCroman. c o m. Torched!

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      March 28, 2016 at 3:33 pm

      LOL, priceless. I particularly like this at the end of the page. Sincerly, the internet. That’s some funny stuff.

      A Message for Jake Croman:

      Dear Jake Croman,

      Within hours or days, this website will be the #1 listing on every search engine for your name. Anyone who searches for you anywhere will come here first.

      You’re fucked.


      The Internet

  • UsualSuspect
    March 28, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

    Oh wait! There was no best part of this loser with a father like his. Both are shit stains on the underwear of the USA.

    • Ted
      March 29, 2016 at 7:29 am

      Yep, the Google Machine will be there FOREVER.

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