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Mid-Afternoon Manchester Melee Leads to One Arrest, Free Muh Boi Squad Becomes Family Feud of Familiar Faces

Mid-Afternoon Manchester Melee Leads to One Arrest, Free Muh Boi Squad Becomes Family Feud of Familiar Faces

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Manchester, New Hampshire is a terrible, terrible place. If Brockton and Lawrence had an illegitimate love child that moved to New Hampshire, it would be Manchester. So it came as no surprise when one of the Turtle Interns came across this post on the Manchester Information Facebook page.

“Argument Escalates and Turns Violent

Around 4pm Tuesday, July 9, 2019 Manchester Police responded to 163 South Beech Street for a fight involving multiple people and possible weapons. When police arrived, those involved had been separated and medical personnel were treating one man.

The 53 year old man had multiple lacerations on his face and head, a swollen eye and lip and scratches to his arms and knees. He told officers he had been looking for his 14 year old daughter who had not come home.

When he found her on South Beech St and was trying to get her in the car, a man he did not know started yelling at him. The man was later identified as Gabriel Lima, 20 years old of Manchester. The two started arguing. Lima punched the victim several times and witnesses say the victim did grab a pry bar from his car and came toward Lima with it. Lima grabbed the bar and hit the victim with that as well.

Lima was arrested for Second Degree Assault. Lima’s court date is July 25, 2019 in Hillsborough Superior Court – North.”

So a 53 year old father goes looking for his 14 year old daughter after she didn’t come home. He finds her and tries to get her into his car and a 20 year old guy decided to get involved. My initial reaction was to wonder if the 20 year old thought that the man was trying to abduct the girl. With the Pumpkin Spice Mafia whipping everyone into a frenzy over fake sex trafficking posts, that doesn’t seem all that far fetched, and I wasn’t alone in wondering.

Reasonable. Plausible. Not the case:


Gabriel goes by the name Isaiah Lima on Facebook, and if that face doesn’t scream, “but she told me she was 16,” I don’t know what does. Don’t accuse him of being a pedo, though, cuz he has a “whole girl,” whatever the hell that means.

Everyone knows what’s coming next, right? As predictably as the ice cream machine at McDonald’s being broken (seriously, what’s the deal with that?), the Free Muh Boi crowd showed up in the comments.


Hey, wait a minute… Those last two names seem really familiar. Where have I seen them before? Oh that’s right! They were both featured in this blog by MVTB early on Wednesday.

Do you realize how ratchet you have to be to be featured on Turtleboy Sports TWICE in less than 24 hours for separate incidents? I mean, there have been posts and then follow ups within the same day, but that usually comes from one event. But two unrelated, TBS worthy situations? We might be making ratchet history here, Unc!

Mackayla gave a slightly different version of events.

As the old adage goes, there are two sides to every story and the truth usually falls somewhere in the middle. Only the people who were there know what truly happened. Riddle me this, though? If Anthony initiated the altercation, produced a weapon, and stabbed Gabriel, why wasn’t he arrested? 🤔

This person had a reasonable suggestion:


Mackayla commented over and over, telling people that they have the story wrong and trying to convince everyone that she isn’t a ratchet.

Then out of nowhere, Mackayla and Madison’s cousin Felicia (of course she’s named Felicia) popped into the comments to defend her uncle’s honor.

Let the family feud and airing of grievances commence!

Long before I started blogging for Turtleboy Sports, I was a loyal rider. I’ve seen a lot of people post threats. This is the first time I can remember someone threatening to steal someone’s car if they didn’t stop talking trash. Only in Manchester.


Before social media one could only witness this type of family drama if they were the significant other who was invited to the awkwardly dysfunctional Thanksgiving dinner. Now families willingly air their dirty laundry publicly for all to see. If you ever come across this kind of drama on Facebook, my advice is to sit back and watch the entertainment. Or you could take the opportunity to say hi to an old friend.

People are weird, man.


24 Comment(s)
  • Pass the Popcorn
    October 21, 2019 at 5:47 am

    And remember since then, we’ve had a new Parker soap opera. Gotta remember momma Dawn passed out after hitting a shed while still in drive with a sleeping teen in the back. You had fun with that one. Alllllll the same people! And that Felicia chick? Her developmentally something kid was in the custody of Dawn until she od’d 4x in 1 week, among many other times. MFD rolled their eyes every time they heard about an od at her address. Which leads me to my big question: if Felicia is so much better than all the Parker’s, why tf would momma Dawn have her kid?! That kid has some crazy rare defect and no, I don’t mean being a part of that family. They’re all fucked up!

    • Pass the Popcorn
      October 21, 2019 at 6:09 am

      Sorry, the momma Dawn saga happened right before this. My bad. Soooo I guess that there is why Dad was trying to get his daughter. Though momma Dawn did not have legal custody of her at the time and if I understand right, she was NOT supposed to be with her. I’m no friend to them, just know someone who knows someone.

  • whatevuh
    July 11, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    Damn, I was thinking about taking a day off to go to Portland ME for a lobster, how far do I need to go to get away from all this ? Nova Scotia? Maybe I should go to Africa, there couldn’t be too many left there.

  • Jeff J
    Surely it Can't be That Bad
    July 11, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    When did young suburban white kids start with the ghettospeak?? Y’all this and y’all that? Wtf is goin on??

  • Turtle Rider
    July 11, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    Where’s the big groundbreaking TB exclusive about the Tafar Lewis shooting, like we were told to stay tuned for? TBS said there was more to the story. Let’s have it, Dateline.

  • That Girl Was Me
    July 11, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    Ugh call PETA they’re abusing sea lions by plastering them with makeup, wigs, tattoos, and newport butts.

  • Crispy C
    July 11, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    Drop them all off on an island and let them figure it out. We’ll get Mark Burnett to produce a reality tv show about it called Ratchet Island. Ratings gold.

  • z
    July 11, 2019 at 10:45 am

    This clan related to the family at Disney Land? Supposedly that was a family dust up.

    You know what the really funny thing is?
    I’ll bet the rest of the country outside on New England thinks NH is like a Currier + Ives lithograph.
    Rugged, rural, flannel, horses, sleighs, barns, cows.
    Sad thing is, VT. is probably worse. I-91 is the heroin highway.
    ME. somewhere in between.
    MA,CT + RI are more urban so no one should be surprised and no one is.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      July 11, 2019 at 11:12 am

      Maine is the new Mogadishu. They’re importing 10’s of thousands of Africans. The poor (literal) Maniacs are given tents and sleeping bags while the African migrants are given preferential treatment/housing.
      Diversity is our strength!!

      • Hate Dindus
        July 11, 2019 at 11:14 am

        Need a racial cleansing.

      • Big Wick
        July 11, 2019 at 11:55 am

        Great clip. WTF? “… so they can BEGIN the asylum process.” They expect to be settled in a faraway city and THEN apply? I thought they needed to declare as soon as they arrived.
        I can’t wait to see them in the middle of a mid-winter nor’easter.

  • Travis Rearick
    Manchester resident
    July 11, 2019 at 10:32 am

    South Beech street is a fucking shithole. Everything south of Hanover street really is a fucking shithole.

  • Judge dread
    July 11, 2019 at 10:05 am

    When I grew up in NH 20 years ago Manchester was a shit hole. Now they have luxury loft condos along the Merrimack River and they’re trying to revitalize it. Lawerence is doing the same Hong re: condos.

    Guess what? It’s not going to work. Too much section 8 and degenerate criminals. Can’t put lipstick on a pig. These lofts aren’t cheap either, for the price of some of them I could get a good sized studio on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.

    Hey developers if you want to gentrify or “revitalize” or whatever the fuck you say in your PowerPoint presentations to REIT’s MAKE THEM AFFORDABLE. Who the fuck wants to pay $1800 a month in Manchester, Lowell, Lawrence, Everett, Chelsea, etc.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      July 11, 2019 at 10:31 am

      “Can’t put lipstick on a pig” 🙂

      Here in the UK we have a similar expression.

      “You can’t polish a turd” 🙂

      • Big Wick
        July 11, 2019 at 11:11 am

        “Polish a turd.” I like it, Dick! A corollary to that is “Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”

    • Travis Rearick
      Manchester resident
      July 11, 2019 at 10:37 am

      They’re charging 1600 for one bedroom lofts in that mill on the west side. Only a fucking numb skull would pay that to live in west manch

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 11, 2019 at 5:34 pm

      Those lofts will be section 8 before you know it.

      That’s what happened in Springfield with Chestnut Towers.

      Built in 1976 to get young professionals back into the city with luxury apartments. Worked for a few years and then the decent working people got tired paying rent to watch slobs shuffling around by the doors and having their cars broken into. Listening to urban street arguments and gunshots. They all said ‘later’ and now the towers are 95%+ section 8.

      Thinking you can improve a city without kicking out the trashy residents is just sheer insanity and 100% bound to fail.

      • Judge dread
        July 12, 2019 at 2:05 pm


        You are right on the money. I bet half of these lux lofts in like Manchester, Lawerence, Lynn are destined to be section 8 holes. They’re not close to the city, full of hood rats, so the REIT owners will go to the city to fill the vacant units. They’re not a lot of high paying jobs in these places and you have to commute, sure there will always be small business owners, lawyers, doctors, but all six fig jobs are in mass. And the previous people probably already a house. You are 100% right, give it 5-10 years and they will be unmaintained section dog parks, spot he fuck on.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    July 11, 2019 at 9:30 am

    And that’s what happens when cousins marry.

    • Big Wick
      July 11, 2019 at 9:58 am

      Or siblings. But, who said anything about “marry?” The girls share a surname with their mother, but different fathers? SURE sign of ratchet! “Yeah, Cletus is my uncle-daddy.”
      I can’t get behind anyone complaining about TBS highlighting these public posts. There’s a reason it’s called the WORLD. WIDE. WEB.

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        July 11, 2019 at 10:01 am

        They could call all the female children in the family Mackayla and just tell them apart by there surnames.

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          July 11, 2019 at 10:25 am


          Fucking hell, just looking at that gutterslug’s inbred face has made me 15% more stupid.

        • bigdaddy
          July 11, 2019 at 11:23 am

          Reminds me of the baby mamma who had 5 sons and named them all Jose. Some one asked her why and she said when I need to call them in I just have to yell”come here Jose ” But when asked what about if you only what to call 1 she said ” oh then I use their last names “

          • Big Wick
            July 11, 2019 at 12:07 pm

            George Foreman named all five of his sons “George” (suffixed Jr., III, IV, V and VI). I can’t find how many of his five wives bore him sons.

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