Yesterday I published a blog about a Hanson beauty queen who slashed multiple people with a machete after she and the guy who was laying the pipe in her were told to “get a room” while banging loudly in the backseat of a car in the Best Western Parking lot in Sharon.
What was interesting was that the guy who was spelunking in her stench trench was also arrested because he brandished a knife and started punching the victims after being told to get a room, yet his mugshot wasn’t published by the media.
What was hilarious about the story was the fact that he was willing to drive several towns away from where he lived to go to a place where you can pay money to have all the sex you want in a bed, only to have sex in the parking lot instead because he’s a cheap piece of shit. That’s how little he thinks of this woman.
And the “get a room” comment was too perfect because the victim said it outside a place that sells rooms to rent. You wait your whole life for a punchline like that, and then when it happens you end up getting slashed by a crazed ginger with a machete.
Anyway, since the media wouldn’t publish this shithead’s face we decided to do that for them. Meet Sean Perry.
Holy Junkie Julian Edelman! No wonder she couldn’t resist the backseat porridge pumper!
Yesterday we found a Facebook page with the same name as the sperm sponge in question (Allison Maitland). But we couldn’t definitively say that this was her.
I mean, I’ve seen post-meth mugshots that completely trasnform a person’s face before, but this chick looks like she was hanging out with MaCaulay Culkin in My Girl.
But as it turns out this was actually her. Drug are bad, mmmmkay?
Underneath the profile picture above (which was taken LESS THAN A YEAR AGO!!) some poor guy named Jesse gets rejected propositioning her.
Hitting rock bottom is when you get denied by the chick who brings a machete with her when she goes to get stuffed by Junkie Julian Edelman in a Best Western parking lot.
Pray for Jesse.
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