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Miss Meth Massachusetts Who Slashed 3 People With A Machete After Getting Plowed In Best Western Parking Lot By Junkie Julian Edelman Has Had Quite The Transformation


Yesterday I published a blog about a Hanson beauty queen who slashed multiple people with a machete after she and the guy who was laying the pipe in her were told to “get a room” while banging loudly in the backseat of a car in the Best Western Parking lot in Sharon.


What was interesting was that the guy who was spelunking in her stench trench was also arrested because he brandished a knife and started punching the victims after being told to get a room, yet his mugshot wasn’t published by the media.

What was hilarious about the story was the fact that he was willing to drive several towns away from where he lived to go to a place where you can pay money to have all the sex you want in a bed, only to have sex in the parking lot instead because he’s a cheap piece of shit. That’s how little he thinks of this woman.

And the “get a room” comment was too perfect because the victim said it outside a place that sells rooms to rent. You wait your whole life for a punchline like that, and then when it happens you end up getting slashed by a crazed ginger with a machete.

Anyway, since the media wouldn’t publish this shithead’s face we decided to do that for them. Meet Sean Perry.

Holy Junkie Julian Edelman! No wonder she couldn’t resist the backseat porridge pumper!

Yesterday we found a Facebook page with the same name as the sperm sponge in question (Allison Maitland). But we couldn’t definitively say that this was her.

I mean, I’ve seen post-meth mugshots that completely trasnform a person’s face before, but this chick looks like she was hanging out with MaCaulay Culkin in My Girl. 

But as it turns out this was actually her. Drug are bad, mmmmkay?

Underneath the profile picture above (which was taken LESS THAN A YEAR AGO!!) some poor guy named Jesse gets rejected propositioning her.

Hitting rock bottom is when you get denied by the chick who brings a machete with her when she goes to get stuffed by Junkie Julian Edelman in a Best Western parking lot.

Pray for Jesse.


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44 Comment(s)
  • A hardworking guy
    August 2, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    I can verify first hand that sean is a junkie thief. He stole tools while working for me. He and his dad William Perry both participated. 11th degree Scumbags. Sad part is that they have skills (legal ones) that are worth a lot of money hourly. Since they likely steal from every customer they have to start over business-wise every week.
    This happened over 3 years ago and I have been watching their spirals go deeper each year.
    Junkian Edelman.

  • SassySwede
    July 31, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    Pat, I’ll take “What the love child of Bluto and Whimpy would look like,” for $500.00 please.

  • Spirit of Vengeance
    July 31, 2019 at 10:34 am

    No prayers needed for Jesse. He may have gotten turned down by this female but the gods have made things balanced again by making that bitches face look like a catchers mitt. Congrats buddy you dodged a bullet.

  • Judge dread
    July 31, 2019 at 10:28 am

    Junkie Julian should be sold to a Chinese slave goods factory for a life of making socks and ball bearings.

  • z
    July 31, 2019 at 7:40 am

    Hey Sean, whas-up bro?
    Cool. Heard you got some new digs.
    Where you at, heard you moved?
    Livin’ next to a U-haul place LOLin at at all the losers gettin trailers to move their shit. I can’t talk long, I have to go into the bathroom and take some some selfies.
    I understand man, you gotta do what you gotta do.

    • Judge dread
      August 1, 2019 at 1:09 pm

      You forgot to mention Sean is only going to the bathroom because he has to cook down his recent score to “keep the disease at bay”.

      He only got his score cuz he shoplifted a bunch of shit from forever 21 to give to his dealer’s gf in exchange for the “disease medicine”.

  • Hey Sean Perry, supposedly from Dorchester
    July 31, 2019 at 1:44 am

    You feckin junkbag.
    Ceritified Whiteboy? You think you’re hard with a pic of hardware you can’t afford? Shit, you couldn’t even come up with the scratch for some used airsoft replicas of that shit.
    I hope some Dudley St moulignan sees that and thinks you’re strapped up fo reelz.
    Pop-pop, watch the poser junkboy drop!
    How come you don’t smile in anything past 2016, Shawna? Is it because you’re afraid to show of your mouth full of rotten candy corn choppers?

  • Turd Reversalist
    July 31, 2019 at 1:31 am

    I might *possibly* have dulled her turdcutter when she had the long maroon hair but that doughy punching bag in the mugshot is something that even I, as a professional, could not force myself to linebore in the dirt vein.
    A craftsman has to respect and care for the tools of his trade, after all.

  • Local real local
    July 30, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    If ever there was a reason to not use drugs, Jesus this is the story to tell people. Holy shit! Why did she have to use a machete?

  • Francis Sidebottom
    July 30, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    Turtle turd meth doesn’t make you gain weight , it does the opposite you stupid moron , asked any of your white trash illiterate riders that one day will end up here on your free hate speech blog

    • Corinth Arkadin
      July 30, 2019 at 7:59 pm

      Sounds like you are a man of experience.

      Also, no speakea ebonics, shithead.

    • Bigins
      July 31, 2019 at 8:06 am

      You don’t have to like the poster to know that the comment is true. You do not gain weight on meth. Idk.. either way she is scary

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        July 31, 2019 at 8:08 am

        You do if you eat your own weight in burgers every day, dipshit.

        That’s just science.

        Now, off you fuck.

    • Nee Chi
      July 31, 2019 at 10:14 am

      Francis, “Hate Speech” is not a thing. It’s just like the part of the Government that handles “Exonerations”, it doesn’t exist.

      But think of all the good we could do if it did…

      . There’s a way to do it, and a way to not do it. These chuds choose the latter… It’s getting worse too.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    July 30, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    How many loads have starched his face into that permanent grimace?

  • Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)
    July 30, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    Thoughts and prayers go out to Junkie Edelmand and Mr. Delgado. My wife is an immigrant. If we dont secure the border, too many of our young men will continue to stray down the path of substance abuse. In Texas we always say a “Straight arrow always hits it target. As a closeted gay senator, I lean on the Lord, Faith, Family and Country to hit my target. #ThoughtsAndPrayers.

  • Freckled Radish
    July 30, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    He isn’t smiling in any of the pictures because he obviously rotted out all his teeth….yuck

  • I love Popeye
    July 30, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    It’s Alice the goon !

    • ncfoothillbilly
      July 30, 2019 at 7:52 pm

      Thanks…I was trying to remember that old Popeye character. That nose…lol

  • Bubba says open wide
    July 30, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    Anybody else look at the guys mouth and think it’s superglued shut from his last stint in prison to try to prevent the forced oral rape?

  • What Now
    July 30, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    This is just so sad. This is what becomes of you should you choose to abuse drugs. Whole life, money, health looks, down the shitter for a temporary thrill. WTF. I can’t even!. My momma always said to stay away from drugs.

  • Captain Trips
    Jimmy Durante
    July 30, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    I want my fucking nose back!!!!!!!!!!

    • Mike Litoris
      July 30, 2019 at 6:52 pm

      Her nose isn’t big.She just happens to have a very small head.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 30, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    Nice earrings Sean

    They sell men’s jewelry where you got those?

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ted Kennedy
    July 30, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    Even my ahh *urp* brother Jack wouldn’t ahh fuck that *urp*.

  • Rabbit serial killers
    July 30, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Same nose. It’s her. Swollen face nose and neck consistent with pregnancy. Yeah she got punched but she retaining more water than the hoover damn. Sex drugs and babies used as atm machines. What can be done to shut this lifestyle down. No benefits unless you can pass piss test is a start!

  • Drugs are bad MMMMKay?
    July 30, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    Xanax , Vicodin and Percocet > Missing puzzle pieces

  • That was quick
    July 30, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    Glad to see he got charged too.

  • JimmyBooms
    July 30, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    Its Hatchet Face from the movie Cry Baby. I didnt know she was from Mass! That’s Kool. I love that movie.

  • Natasha
    July 30, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    Snapchat filters versus real life

  • Mr. Wood
    July 30, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    Mr. Wood’s wood is getting very disappointed lately on the recent TB posts lacking in “wouldable” candidates. Where do I file a complaint?

  • Turtz McGurtz
    July 30, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    Pray for Jesse indeed.

  • Jeff J
    That's a Hard Pass
    July 30, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Hmmmm……it does kiiiinda look like her. The eyebrows are a little different though.

  • z
    July 30, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    If the Dustin Pedroia bio-pic is ever made.

    Sean, can you act like an asshole?
    If you can, you can play the lead in the “Peddy” movie.

    Peddy is an asshole who used to play in the bigs at a high level.
    I don’t forgive the assclown over the Eck incident on the airplane.
    Same goes for JBJ, whose shit doesn’t stink.

  • That nose.....makes her look like
    July 30, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    Telly from Sesame Street.

  • Al Cappuccino
    July 30, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    She has the nose of 90 year old Italian mobster.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    July 30, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    Is Wiggah okay to say now or not? It’s hard to keep up these days

  • Said Everyone
    July 30, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    Guys who pose for selfies are next to the definition of douchebag in the dictionary

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    July 30, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    Flat brim. check
    Cubic zirconia earrings. check
    1000 yard meth stare. check

    • The Name Game
      July 30, 2019 at 3:35 pm

      Don’t forget the pouty almost-duck lips. What the hell could it mean when a guy does that?
      Alice in Mate-land… Would… NOT! EVER! Not even BEFORE the transformation.

  • hartf811
    Dont knock
    July 30, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    A 2 before. Nose like an anteater.
    After: dig a hole. Negative numbers don’t register.
    And the smell?
    That’s why they bury the dead.

  • carrot snapper
    July 30, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    i could not be drunk or high enough to mount that beast.my right hand is much better looking than that monster.

  • Massholio
    July 30, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    I guess they found out the hotel doesn’t take Section 8.

    • bigdaddy
      July 30, 2019 at 3:25 pm

      or EBT cards

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