Enterprise: A Hanson woman was held without bail Monday after police said she attacked three men with a machete in a hotel parking lot in Sharon following an altercation about loud sexual noises. Allison Maitland, 34, was arraigned in Stoughton District Court on two counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon causing serious bodily injury and one count of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. She is due back in court Aug. 2 for a hearing to determine if she is a danger to the public.
A man who was with Maitland and involved in the fight, Sean Perry, 34, of Hanson was arrested Monday afternoon and charged with assault with a deadly weapon and disorderly conduct. He is expected to be arraigned in Stoughton District Court Tuesday. Two of the victims remained in the hospital Monday morning with serious injuries, but were in stable condition, and talking to police.
Police said that the fight happened just before 1:30 A.M. Sunday morning at the Best Western at 395 Old Post Road, where officers found a bloody scene. Police said the assault began with a heated exchange outside of the hotel that turned violent. A New York family was getting back to the hotel from a wedding when one witness observed Maitland and Perry “being sexual in (a) car” and making loud noises, according to a police report filed with court.
One of the victims, a 31-year-old man, said “get a room” loudly enough for the pair to hear, according to a witness. Perry began to yell and curse at the victim who walked over toward the car. Perry brandished a knife in the car and then hopped out and got into a fist fight with the victim. The victim’s 26-year-old brother tried to break up the fight when Maitland jumped out of the car and began to “slash at everything in front of her,” according to a witness. The 59-year-old father of the two brothers was able to wrestle the machete away from Maitland, but not before she wounded the three men.
Does this look like the face of a chick who’s just gonna let you interrupt her vulcanizing of the whoopee stick before she finishes climaxing?
Here comes the bride!
She went to the motel parking lot for one reason and one reason alone – to get plowed good, and get plowed hard. She was so determined to make sure this happened that she brought a Goddamn MACHETE to her backseat bone sesh. Because you never know when you’re gonna have to slice a bitch if you get interrupted mid stroke. That right there is a woman devoted to the art of orgasm.
My question is, why isn’t the news sharing the image of the guy plowing her? He was fornicating in public, started the whole thing by pulling a knife on the victim who rightfully told him to get a room, and without him doing that this crazy ginger never would’ve gotten out of the car and started slashing everyone like Vietcong hiding in the bush.
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