Morbidly Obese Hippy Gets Run Over While Protesting The Death Of A Career Criminal Who Shot At SWAT Team With An AK-47
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What do you do when a career criminal who shoots at SWAT team members with an AK-47 dies? You protest his death, because; stupidity.
Yesterday at 11:20am, A SWAT team in St. Louis raided a home occupied by a 21 year old named Isaiah Hammett. There was a warrant and an ongoing investigation regarding allegations that Hammett was illegally selling guns, and also drugs. According to St. Louis Post-Dispatch:
“Police said Isaiah Hammett opened fire on officers after they had announced themselves and broke down the front door to his grandfather’s home in the 5400 block of South Kingshighway. Police returned fire and killed Hammett. No officers were injured.
Hammett fired at officers with a semi-automatic AK-47 rifle with a 30-round magazine, according to police. They said they found 14 additional weapons in the home. They also found drugs, but described it only as a “quantity of marijuana.”
Can I start off by saying I’m relieved this guy was white? I don’t think I could handle another story about how much cops hate black people and stories about white privilege (sips Starbucks). I just have no more patience for that kind of shit.
This is the person people want to protest. A man who opened fire on SWAT with an AK-47. It is believed to be that he was selling gun illegally, some guns that were being used in his neighborhood. He seems like a stand up guy.
How much do you want to bet that brim is crisp and flat brimmed? He’s wearing a snap back, that’s enough for me.
Let’s see the video of a rotund woman shaped like sponge bob who thinks she can stop a Chrysler 300 with her over-sized kangaroo pouch:
Savage. It was recorded in portrait mode, when will people learn? Can anyone find this woman’s name? I would love to see her Facebook. No woman should have a midsection like that unless she’s one week away from her due date, plain and simple. Anyone else really excited when the driver burned rubber over her body? I’m sure the streets smelled like bacon when it’s just right; crispy with a little bit of bite.
I loved when she lifted her wizard sleeve, bat winged arms in protest almost as if she was thinking, “Does anyone see this? I’m standing here minding my business and getting run over!” When in reality, she’s a hippy protesting the death of a scumbag who thought it would be a great idea to shoot at SWAT.
The guy who steps up to the car screaming, “Justice for Isaiah! Justice for Isaiah!” should have been run over as well; kill two birds with one stone. Or, in this case, one linebacker and a male protester. If you’re interested in seeing the long version, click here.
Most of us normal people understand that Isaiah got what he deserved, but not his family and friends. His Uncle/Aunt set up a memorial page:
Thankfully the people that commented on it have the brains to realize that Isaiah deserves no “justice” but I can’t say much for other people:
Unbelievable. He used the word “murdered” because it will get the clicks. I’m glad these assholes showed up with their accent musical instruments to show support for the dead.
Oh, this one is a real gem. I couldn’t stand looking through her Facebook. You need to see it for yourself; way too much snowflake SJW to post here. She calls for people to protest. She doesn’t even live in the area. She is just some white girl who goes down to St. Louis where all the underprivileged people live and pretend to understand their life. Please, just go to her page.
I’m a hipster!
I know and understand all about racial tensions and living in poverty. Says the woman sitting at table at a nice cafe drinking her wine that came from a bottle sitting in some ice while she stares away from the lens as if she’s in deep thought, “Do I look smart and traveled?”
Huh? “Fuck Police” she says? I’m sure if she was in some sort of danger, she would never rely on the men and women who risk their lives everyday in order to protect society, Lies. Of course she would. She just wants to get a rise out of her minority and poverty stricken friends to prove she’s one of the good ones. Well, she knew what she was doing:
Oh lord. I really can’t tolerate the internet today. I can’t believe there are so many people who think his death wasn’t justified. People are actually making excuses for him too. They are also saying he’s some innocent gamer who never gets intro trouble. You know who else people thought was innocent? Jefferey Dahmer, but that all changed once police went into his basement and discovered severed limbs in a freezer, and body parts inside of pickling jars like he was stock piling for the end of the world; cannibal edition.
Isaiah was such a good boy and member of his community, look at how many people showed up to protest his death:
You can find more people at a WNBA championship finals game than this protest, they need to be embarrassed by that. The only people who watch that spots are men looking to jerk off to some weird fetish of manly women in jersey’s. I think they may even give tickets away for free at this point.
His friends and family thought it would be a great idea to post pictures of the aftermath from the inside of Isaiah’s home, which he shared with his gramps. The place looks like a fucking trap house, but worse.
They should be thankful. Those bullet holes gave them a jump start on removing that shitty wall paper.
Awww, look at the community pulling together and fixing the door that the SWAT team kicked in… LOL! <3
What is that filth on the walls?
Is that blood?? I hope it’s Isaiah’s!!!
Look, I’m doing a re-enactment of a SWAT raid. This is how Isaiah was standing when he was killed. I know, because I wasn’t there.
Oh, look… Blankets instead of curtains. If anyone out there reading this has blankets as curtains, you’re not fooling anyone, we know you’re doing meth.
Looks like a place I would walk barefoot, if I wanted Ebola.
Qualifications for a trap house:
- Dirt on cement flooring
- Tarp randomly thrown on the floor
- Containers filled with other containers
- A plastic pants hanger from Wal-mart
- A bunch of random belts; one for heroin, and the other for erotic asphyxiation
The “I have no idea what I’m pointing to but I want to feel like a crime scene specialist” photo.
If you want a complete play by play of what these idiots think constitutes an illegal raid, and fake proof that SWAT allegedly were the only people shooting, watch the video:
If this guy refers to the bullet holes on the walls as “exit wounds” one more time, he’s definitely going to convince me he is a super professional crime scene investigator.
There are over 20 gun shots in the wall because SWAT walked into a scumbag shooting an AK-47. According to the man in the video, because this guy is into “playing video games” and “comics” it means he’s innocent.
I love how he talks like he knows what happened during the raid. He also said he “cleaned up all the blood” because they didn’t want to show anything “graphic” but then they have no issue showing the pictures from a cell phone.
I don’t know about you, but that right there is a gun that means business. If someone pulls that out during a raid, they should be shot immediately.
Let’s say there were 5 SWAT members. They all walked into this piece of shit house and were shot at. What does he expect them to do? Each one of those men who risked there lives yesterday had to protect their life, and the lives of their team members. They will shoot until the subject is down. Why is this man counting bullet holes? What is the significance behind it? There could be 5 or 55 bullet holes, the guy still died, and he deserved it.
I love how people on Facebook were also trying to say that showing all those bullet holes was proof that Isaiah was being shot at, but not doing the shooting. How the fuck do they know half of those holes aren’t from Isaiah? I never knew we had so many Dexter Morgan’s on Facebook.
I can’t wait for, ‘He’s such a good kid” and “he never did anything wrong” and “he was going to start college in August on a full scholarship for marine biology!” statements start kicking in.
Gramps states Isaiah’s last words were, “Somebody is trying to break into our house” I love how he paints the narrative that his grandson was innocently protecting him. Because, every home robbery starts off with a loud knock on your door, and a “This is the SWAT team” introduction. Isaiah also had camera’s all around the house, he knew they were coming.
He din’ do nuffin’
My poor grandson is dead. Will this interview go viral and maybe I can cash in on his death so I don’t have to carry my boat loads of medicine in a dollar tree container?
I can’t believe my criminal son is dead. He didn’t deserve to die! They planted that AK-47 in our home even though it was said 15 guns were found in the home.
The “Oh my God I wonder how much I can sue for if I leave my house bra-less, without dentures, and cry in the middle of the street” song and dance. You should have cried the day you realized your son was a criminal and his behavior inevitably was going to land him in a coffin some way, somehow. Those crocodile tears are years too late.
The moral of the story is if you want to die during a raid, pick up an AK-47, and shoot at the SWAT team. This kid has a record, and was being investigated for illegal gun sales. He had camera’s all around his home, because he was selling drugs and needed security. This guy had no issue attempting to take the life of anyone who walked into that door who he felt was a danger to his safety, or freedom.
His fate was inevitable. I’m glad no officers were hurt during the raid. The only person who was punished was the person who committed crimes, and took his destiny into his own hands.
No RIP from me.
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