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Morbidly Obese Hippy Gets Run Over While Protesting The Death Of A Career Criminal Who Shot At SWAT Team With An AK-47

Morbidly Obese Hippy Gets Run Over While Protesting The Death Of A Career Criminal Who Shot At SWAT Team With An AK-47

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What do you do when a career criminal who shoots at SWAT team members with an AK-47 dies? You protest his death, because; stupidity.

Yesterday at 11:20am, A SWAT team in St. Louis raided a home occupied by a 21 year old named Isaiah Hammett. There was a warrant and an ongoing investigation regarding allegations that Hammett was illegally selling guns, and also drugs. According to St. Louis Post-Dispatch:

“Police said Isaiah Hammett opened fire on officers after they had announced themselves and broke down the front door to his grandfather’s home in the 5400 block of South Kingshighway. Police returned fire and killed Hammett. No officers were injured.

 O’Toole said First District detectives recently had been conducting an investigation and suspected that Hammett was involved in the sale of illegal guns and drugs. That investigation is ongoing, police said.

Hammett fired at officers with a semi-automatic AK-47 rifle with a 30-round magazine, according to police. They said they found 14 additional weapons in the home. They also found drugs, but described it only as a “quantity of marijuana.”

Can I start off by saying I’m relieved this guy was white? I don’t think I could handle another story about how much cops hate black people and stories about white privilege (sips Starbucks). I just have no more patience for that kind of shit.

This is the person people want to protest. A man who opened fire on SWAT with an AK-47. It is believed to be that he was selling gun illegally, some guns that were being used in his neighborhood. He seems like a stand up guy.

How much do you want to bet that brim is crisp and flat brimmed? He’s wearing a snap back, that’s enough for me.

Let’s see the video of a rotund woman shaped like sponge bob who thinks she can stop a Chrysler 300 with her over-sized kangaroo pouch:

Savage. It was recorded in portrait mode, when will people learn? Can anyone find this woman’s name? I would love to see her Facebook. No woman should have a midsection like that unless she’s one week away from her due date, plain and simple. Anyone else really excited when the driver burned rubber over her body? I’m sure the streets smelled like bacon when it’s just right; crispy with a little bit of bite.

I loved when she lifted her wizard sleeve, bat winged arms in protest almost as if she was thinking, “Does anyone see this? I’m standing here minding my business and getting run over!” When in reality, she’s a hippy protesting the death of a scumbag who thought it would be a great idea to shoot at SWAT.

The guy who steps up to the car screaming, “Justice for Isaiah! Justice for Isaiah!” should have been run over as well; kill two birds with one stone. Or, in this case, one linebacker and a male protester. If you’re interested in seeing the long version, click here.

Most of us normal people understand that Isaiah got what he deserved, but not his family and friends. His Uncle/Aunt set up a memorial page:

Thankfully the people that commented on it have the brains to realize that Isaiah deserves no “justice” but I can’t say much for other people:

Unbelievable. He used the word “murdered” because it will get the clicks. I’m glad these assholes showed up with their accent musical instruments to show support for the dead.


Oh, this one is a real gem. I couldn’t stand looking through her Facebook. You need to see it for yourself; way too much snowflake SJW to post here. She calls for people to protest. She doesn’t even live in the area. She is just some white girl who goes down to St. Louis where all the underprivileged people live and pretend to understand their life. Please, just go to her page.

I’m a hipster!

I know and understand all about racial tensions and living in poverty. Says the woman sitting at  table at a nice cafe drinking her wine that came from a bottle sitting in some ice while she stares away from the lens as if she’s in deep thought, “Do I look smart and traveled?”

Huh? “Fuck Police” she says? I’m sure if she was in some sort of danger, she would never rely on the men and women who risk their lives everyday in order to protect society, Lies. Of course she would. She just wants to get a rise out of her minority and poverty stricken friends to prove she’s one of the good ones. Well, she knew what she was doing:

Oh lord. I really can’t tolerate the internet today. I can’t believe there are so many people who think his death wasn’t justified. People are actually making excuses for him too. They are also saying he’s some innocent gamer who never gets intro trouble. You know who else people thought was innocent? Jefferey Dahmer, but that all changed once police went into his basement and discovered severed limbs in a freezer, and body parts inside of pickling jars like he was stock piling for the end of the world; cannibal edition.

Isaiah was such a good boy and member of his community, look at how many people showed up to protest his death:

You can find more people at a WNBA championship finals game than this protest, they need to be embarrassed by that. The only people who watch that spots are men looking to jerk off to some weird fetish of manly women in jersey’s. I think they may even give tickets away for free at this point.

His friends and family thought it would be a great idea to post pictures of the aftermath from the inside of Isaiah’s home, which he shared with his gramps. The place looks like a fucking trap house, but worse.


They should be thankful. Those bullet holes gave them a jump start on removing that shitty wall paper.

Awww, look at the community pulling together and fixing the door that the SWAT team kicked in… LOL! <3

What is that filth on the walls?

Is that blood?? I hope it’s Isaiah’s!!!

Look, I’m doing a re-enactment of a SWAT raid. This is how Isaiah was standing when he was killed. I know, because I wasn’t there.

Oh, look… Blankets instead of curtains. If anyone out there reading this has blankets as curtains, you’re not fooling anyone, we know you’re doing meth.

Looks like a place I would walk barefoot, if I wanted Ebola.

Qualifications for a trap house:

  1. Dirt on cement flooring
  2. Tarp randomly thrown on the floor
  3. Containers filled with other containers
  4. A plastic pants hanger from Wal-mart
  5. A bunch of random belts; one for heroin, and the other for erotic asphyxiation

More blood!!

The “I have no idea what I’m pointing to but I want to feel like a crime scene specialist” photo.

If you want a complete play by play of what these idiots think constitutes an illegal raid, and fake proof that SWAT allegedly were the only people shooting, watch the video:


If this guy refers to the bullet holes on the walls as “exit wounds” one more time, he’s definitely going to convince me he is a super professional crime scene investigator.

There are over 20 gun shots in the wall because SWAT walked into a scumbag shooting an AK-47. According to the man in the video, because this guy is into “playing video games” and “comics” it means he’s innocent.

I love how he talks like he knows what happened during the raid. He also said he “cleaned up all the blood” because they didn’t want to show anything “graphic” but then they have no issue showing the pictures from a cell phone.

I don’t know about you, but that right there is a gun that means business. If someone pulls that out during a raid, they should be shot immediately.

Let’s say there were 5 SWAT members. They all walked into this piece of shit house and were shot at. What does he expect them to do? Each one of those men who risked there lives yesterday had to protect their life, and the lives of their team members. They will shoot until the subject is down. Why is this man counting bullet holes? What is the significance behind it? There could be 5 or 55 bullet holes, the guy still died, and he deserved it.

I love how people on Facebook were also trying to say that showing all those bullet holes was proof that Isaiah was being shot at, but not doing the shooting. How the fuck do they know half of those holes aren’t from Isaiah? I never knew we had so many Dexter Morgan’s on Facebook.

I can’t wait for, ‘He’s such a good kid” and “he never did anything wrong” and “he was going to start college in August on a full scholarship for marine biology!” statements start kicking in.

Gramps states Isaiah’s last words were, “Somebody is trying to break into our house” I love how he paints the narrative that his grandson was innocently protecting him. Because, every home robbery starts off with a loud knock on your door, and a “This is the SWAT team” introduction. Isaiah also had camera’s all around the house, he knew they were coming.

He din’ do nuffin’

My poor grandson is dead. Will this interview go viral and maybe I can cash in on his death so I don’t have to carry my boat loads of medicine in a dollar tree container?

I can’t believe my criminal son is dead. He didn’t deserve to die! They planted that AK-47 in our home even though it was said 15 guns were found in the home.

The “Oh my God I wonder how much I can sue for if I leave my house bra-less, without dentures, and cry in the middle of the street” song and dance. You should have cried the day you realized your son was a criminal and his behavior inevitably was going to land him in a coffin some way, somehow. Those crocodile tears are years too late.

The moral of the story is if you want to die during a raid, pick up an AK-47, and shoot at the SWAT team. This kid has a record, and was being investigated for illegal gun sales. He had camera’s all around his home, because he was selling drugs and needed security. This guy had no issue attempting to take the life of anyone who walked into that door who he felt was a danger to his safety, or freedom.

His fate was inevitable. I’m glad no officers were hurt during the raid. The only person who was punished was the person who committed crimes, and took his destiny into his own hands.

No RIP from me.



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23 Comment(s)
  • Kerri
    June 14, 2017 at 10:17 am

    You are about the most disgusting, pathetic, uneducated, immature, narcissistic, self absorbed fool you could be. You have proven by your digustung and very disturbing artical that you are lower than scum and calling you white trash is a compliment. If you want to post information about situations and facts (proven facts) involved, make sure you do your research and investigate the facts before you start talking. Maybe you would not look like such the pathetic piece of s*** you do. And FYI…you asked how do they know those bullet holes all came from the officers guns and not the aka47 right? LMAO well let me educate you. First of Aka47 would blow much bigger holes though that house. You can determine what kind of gun used by the bullet holes. Second of all…no evidence of any aka47 shell casings on the scene. All shell casings came from the officers guns. Third …autopsy proves it by him not having any gun residue on his hands. Fourth and for most…what the media didn’t report was that that aka47 so called used to shoot at police was proven to not have been a working gun. I bet you didn’t also cross check your facts about every gun they said they found in the house were All legal and registered locked in a case. You will NOT find any prior record on this boy involving any drug dealing or selling of illegal guns. All these things were suspected or were allegations and NOT PROVEN TRUE. Reason why they issued a search warrant. Not an arrest warrent. If you do not know the diffrence you can Google it. The police did NOT announce their presence as it also has been proven that this was a no knock warrent. Which means no warning or announcement on arrival. All it takes is for someone who was pissed off at him or for whatever reasons and make false reports about him which include false information to give police enough to issue a search warrant. Conclusion…. The suspicion of his involvement in any illegal gun selling and involvement of selling drugs was that they found no evidence of either. If you own guns..and I don’t care how many and they are all legal and registered it doesn’t mean or prove anyway your selling illegal guns. No amount of drugs found to prove that there was any drug selling. So instead of just knocking on the door identifying themselves he would have opened door and let them in to find NOTHING!! And he would still be alive. P.s. he was shot while on the ground in back of house also which proves the fabricated storey he was shot in cross fire. Can’t shoot at anyone without a working gun or without leaving bullet marks. And how can you shoot without a trace of gun residue on your hands. Last time checked executing someone while down on the floor wipes the theory he was shot in crossfire. You truly make me want to puke. Your a pathetic excuse for a human being and your nothing buy a waste of space on this planet. You have been reported to very single person you involved in your trash artical. Even the women you posted pictures off Facebook. Along with every media connections I can get out.

    • derm
      November 6, 2019 at 3:35 pm

      On god, this bitch could die tomorrow and not a soul would care. shut ur fucking mouth you cum dumpster

  • May
    June 11, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    I laughed so much reading your article!!! 100% true! I just wish there was more ppl in this world that had your positivity, and view on the world and idiots. Incredible, I’m proud of your article and I don’t even know you !!

  • Wabbitt
    June 11, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    All those people on Facebook saying the correct thing (he deserved to die), would have been saying the polar opposite if the thug in question had been black. Because to the regressives killing white people is fine, but killing black people is wrong; no matter what they do.

  • They call me Ponch
    June 11, 2017 at 7:45 am

    Always leave room between the vehicle in front of you and your UAV in case you have to jump a curb and boogey out. Leave the SJW packed Prius as an offering.
    Might mount a ” cow catcher” to the ol’ GMC as well.

  • Publius
    June 10, 2017 at 11:55 pm

    Once again awesome result. Awesome post.

  • Matt
    June 10, 2017 at 11:46 am

    The irony in this is crazy. People screaming “F the police!” Are filming a video that they are trying to show the police to protect them. How are people so stupid?

  • Cunt Wagon
    June 10, 2017 at 6:34 am

    What the fuck do sea cows think is going to happen when they block traffic & scream at people just trying to drive on the ROAD. Bitches get bowled over. I would have done the same thing. Too bad there wasn’t some oncoming traffic she could have gotten catapulted into and bounced off of

  • Nai
    June 10, 2017 at 2:51 am

    I don’t understand why everyone started running after the car that was speeding away after he pushed mighty fck outta the way. They all superheroes?

  • mystressovmayhem
    June 10, 2017 at 12:38 am

    Ok listen here Turtleboy! You all know nuffin! My boi Dipdizzywizzle waz jus dun fillin out hos college apps! He waz fesh outta chirch qwire pactiss wen dez pigs juss stat shoodin! His customers on hiz meel on weels route love him! Rockstar games say Dip was gust playing GTA 5 that day! He got confused is all! Turtleboy gezz whad? You can’t judge my boi, only God can judge him! (Somewhere some asshole up to this point has been screaming “yeah!” tragic as fuck isn’t it?)

  • Tyrone
    June 9, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Looks like a perfect house for a free crack giveaway!!

  • He who shall not be named
    June 9, 2017 at 8:33 pm

    He was a good boi! He dindu nuffin wong!!

    Losers. Maybe we should build a wall around St. Louis, and release ISIS losers into these crowds. Let nature take its course.

  • bird
    June 9, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    I loved watching that fat cunt get run over. That should have been done at Kelly Square.

  • BobnMic
    June 9, 2017 at 8:02 pm

    Heifer vs Chrysler. Chrysler wins! And right in front of a police cruiser to boot. I bet the Cop did nothing as he or she should have watching umpa lumpa roll around.

    • BobnMic
      June 10, 2017 at 1:06 am

      Rolling around on a street that leads to nowhere for her. ^^^ was me. Miss one friggin letter in your email then boom – no screen pic.

    June 9, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    PSGWSP. Guess I’ll have to install a push bumper on the tatermobile.

    • Big Raymond
      June 10, 2017 at 9:53 am

      Puush bumper not a bad idea, when you’re surrounded by a agitated crowd that’s getting more aggressive and likely to drag you out of your vehicle for a stomping. Most reasonable people will panic and hit the gas, even the non panicked people will hit the gas.

      These violent protesters corner, surround and terrorize average people in cars and are surprised when the wide eyed, terrorized, adrenaline filled driver, chooses to flee the mob the only way they can. These drivers are absolute victims, you stand in a highway or a roadway to assault motorists, you created the conflict and will have to accept the unpredictable and dangerous results of your own dam actions.

  • Turd Burglestein
    June 9, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    Open season on SJW’s. No limit.

  • SlobOnMyKnob
    June 9, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    hang on… so you’re telling me this didn’t happen in athol?

    • Ashamed Atholian
      June 9, 2017 at 9:25 pm

      The way this town is going, it’ll be here soon enough.

  • Johnny5
    June 9, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    I am glad he’s dead. I wish the grandfather was dead too. Seems like its only a matter of time.

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    June 9, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    GawDAMN, that poor vehicle probably blew a gasket and broke down trying to push that fat bitch out of the way. RIP that engine.

    • Worcester County WorldStar
      June 9, 2017 at 9:30 pm

      I remember years ago in my old town there was a stupid (white) guy
      who was in a 4 hour stand-off with police and pointed a long rifle at them.
      They shot him and he died. He was selling meth, heroin, and cocaine and
      was on welfare and had recently robbed someone. His white trash family, to this day,
      still insists he did absolutely nothing wrong and the cops are the killers who got away.
      The mentality of these gutter rats-black or white-is completely insane.

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