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Morons Defend Morons Who Stole Steak From Cambridge St Price Chopper, Drove Down 1 Way Street And Crashed Into Fence

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Interesting conversation going on over at the “Your Probably From Worcester If” Facebook page:

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First of all, none of this is the least bit surprising. This is why they don’t open up grocery stores in the hood. Secondly, if you’re gonna steal a steak from Price Chopper, you should at least have an escape route planned ahead of time. Whatever you do, don’t drive down a dead end street and crash into a fence.

Thirdly, this is probably the dumbest grocery store you could steal from. Anyone who lives in Worcester avoids this area like the plague. There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING worse in Worcester than Webster Square and Cambridge Street. It’s a traffic abortion. I had no choice but to use this road today and I waited at Breen’s for three turns of the light turning green without moving an inch. So I took the left hand turn into this alley and cut through the Barrow’s parking lot to get the hell out of there. If you are trying to make a quick getaway with a free steak, this should be the LAST grocery store on your list because escape is impossible.

Anyway, as usual on that page, the commentary is fantastic:

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I don’t know where to start with this rocket scientist. Let’s just ignore his amazing grasp of the English language for the moment and focus on this gem of a sentence:

It’s sad that the government don’t help those that need it.”

Seriously? I’d bet my world class Nantucket horse ranch that the all-star driver who crashed her getaway car into a fence is no stranger to government assistance. I’d also bet that since the first of the month is a week away that someone blew their food stamps on mountain dew and didn’t want to eat on a budget this weekend. Sure, she could’ve just bought a big of frozen, Price Chopper brand chicken thighs, but that would require personal responsibility. She wanted steak. And stake costs more money. But she wanted it, so she took it anyway.

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It just boggles my mind that idiots like this, who can’t read or write, think the government hasn’t done ENOUGH for them. Are you freaking kidding me? All the government does is give and give and give. And by “the government” I really mean, “the taxpayers.” We’ve been financing the war on poverty for fifty freaking years and there doesn’t seem to be any progress being made. Then we’re told that we’re not doing enough. Here’s a crazy idea – take care of yourself and stop whining about what other people aren’t doing for you.

Oh yea, here’s another wacky idea – don’t have kids if you can’t afford to feed them. Because we also happen to live in a state where you can get free contraception pretty much anywhere. But once again, that would require personal responsibility. It’s a lot more fun to just raw dog it up and worry about financing your mistakes later on.

He wasn’t done:

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Ya know what I wanna buy this kid? A period. Several of them. Seriously, using a period is like the first fucking thing they teach you in elementary school and this nudnik can’t figure out how to use one. Do they do it on purpose or is this honestly the best attempt at putting a sentence together that they can put forth? Asking for a friend.

And yes Squeaks, stealing ANYTHING is not a victimless crime. When people steal stuff, stores are forced to increase their prices, cut people’s hours, or lay people off. Because money doesn’t grow on magical government trees like you evidently believe it does.

More of this:

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Guess what Squeaks? If you are in a position where you have to steal food for your kids, then the state should take your kids away from you because you’re a shitty, useless excuse for a parent. This isn’t a Charles fucking Dickens novel. It’s Massachusetts in 2016. It’s the biggest safety net known to mankind. We’ve got food stamps, free lunch, and section 8 housing to make life easier for people in need. But please, tell me more about how this woman all-star mother was just doing her job as a parent.

Then there’s this:

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This is the shit that’s making people vote for Trump. Deadbeats lecturing hardworking Americans about how rich they are. Normal people who work 50+ hours a week and do things the right way getting lectured by illiterate degenerates about how they “don’t know what it is to struggle.” Hey idiot, we all know what it means to struggle. Some of just figured out ways to overcome while you were sitting on the Internet sharing Bernie Sanders memes.

Gotta love how he ends it there too, “U ain’t helping me feed me or mine so I don’t care heartless bitch.” Normally I wouldn’t care what one idiot on Facebook said, but this is a commonplace mentality nowadays – that it’s other people’s job to care about you. Hey Squeaks, I definitely don’t give a shit about you or your family. I care about mine. It doesn’t make me heartless, it makes me normal.

Anyway, the lesson here is that you should pay for your own feed, be responsible, and always have a getaway route in mind if all else fails. Happy Easter.


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36 Comment(s)
  • J
    July 1, 2017 at 1:57 pm

    They steal steak and sell it to people and bars for dope money. It’s a nationwide problem. Not to get into grocery store economics but steak does not have a high profit margin, so yes, it is as bad as stealing a TV.

  • Del Griffith
    March 28, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    I don’t usually get religious but doesn’t it say somewhere “Thou shalt not steal”? I really don’t think it says “Thou shalt steal if thou really wants steak, but the balance on my EBT card is low, so fuck it, I’m gettin mine”.

  • JayC
    March 28, 2016 at 6:27 am

    I love when the default defense for people that support thieves is “maybe he/she was stealing to feed/cloth/take care of their kids”… Oh save it. It’s as bad as when some gangbanger gets convicted or killed there is the article with all the fellow criminal supporters saying how the scumbag loves their mother, helped old ladies, was never in trouble and just worked all day for their kids, was just turning their life around, and was an aspiring rapper. Give it a rest!

  • Reddog
    March 28, 2016 at 12:09 am

    Wonder if Squeakes was using an Obama phone.

    • Everything free in Amerika
      March 28, 2016 at 1:02 am

      Well, you can stop wondering. Think she went to Verizon and PAID for a cellie? Yeah, right!

  • Publius
    March 27, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    So so many EBT in Worcester. The Government aka working people dole out way too much in assistance aka handouts.

  • Kill your local heroin dealers
    March 27, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    Just took a look at squeaks page. She really are that dumb, hahaha that’s a squeak joke you got to be as dumb as squeaks to get it. I work retail. And I can tell you the welfare Queens think they are royalty. They can’t even talk proper English half the time. All I here is nigga this nigga that, nigga I need more food stamps or i Might have to get the store brand. It’s fucking pathetic to see what people get away with. Half the people on food stamps section 8 don’t realize these tools are designed for a temporary fix for you to get off your ASS and build a life, not to just get used by low life’s.

  • Big Pimpin'
    March 27, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    Isn’t there lots of water under both bridges at Elm Park? Squeaky must’ve had a small houseboat?????

    • Bernies free for all BS
      March 27, 2016 at 6:39 pm

      Why wouldn’t they shoplift? Ever see the charge Shoplifting in the Courthouse Records?

  • Rational Person
    March 27, 2016 at 1:25 pm

    So I guess that $250 a year I send to the food pantry doesn’t mean anything. You’re welcome, Squeaky. Maybe this year I’ll send it to a veteran’s group.

  • Nanny
    March 27, 2016 at 10:52 am

    Worcester is the deadbeat capital of central MA. Anyone with a hand out and legs in the air can get all the free crap they think they deserve. What a dump.

    Dispatch from 01581

    • WackyHonky
      March 27, 2016 at 11:02 am

      I’m gonna try that method next time I’m wanting some steaks y’all

      • anono
        March 27, 2016 at 10:06 pm

        Was she able to buy charcoal, or did she steal that as well?

  • Kevin Lynch
    March 27, 2016 at 10:43 am

    Fighting poverty for decades? We just experienced the worst recession in history. President Obama came into office being given a totally bankrupt USA with zero hope in sight.
    He was able to keep Firefighters, Police and teachers employed by borrowing Trillions. Are they thankful for Obama saving their lives and families by making sure they continued on in their careers??? Most of them the answer is no as they took their employment for the eight years he has been in office as an entitlement and for granted.

    The real truth is told by honest people who can take the truth. Millions out of work. An economy that was completely lifeless after Bush wanted war and he wanted to give the wealthiest people in America less taxes under a completely foolish theory that these greedy people would hire others. Instead they went to Dubai.

    Mitt Romney made 10s of millions convincing American made companies to bring their tens of thousands of jobs to China and India.

    What is wrong with America you ask? Now we have the entitled self rightous people complaining about those that were the most harmed due to the great recession. The wealthy incites the struggling middle class to attack those struggling even more than them. Feel the power ? Crush them, attack them, harrass them they tell this group of clueless sheep. “Food stamps is the reason why you get taxed so much.” What they don’t tell you is that eliminating all food stamps you don’t get a nickel back in taxes.

    Opportunities were taken away folks. You may have been able to keep your employment like so any police, fire and teachers thanks to Obama borrowing. You never felt the pain over his 8 yrs in office.

    Well many did suffer from the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy and wars that didn’t need to be fought. We all struggled from $20 jobs to $9.00 an hr. Many people lost their homes, had to take on many jobs just to make ends meet. But you the protected class and the entitled class didn’t have to suffer at all. Obama didn’t want to see you sufferring and that is why he borrowed the trillions.

    It was either borrow the trillions or watch 80% of police, firefighters and teachers get unemployed. He saved you from feeling the pain that so many others lived through. Are you grateful to Obama? No, most of you are not. Google his first week in office speeches where he announced the borrowing in order to survive as a country.

    Now you are the self rightous, you forgot Obama first committee ts not to allow firefigjters, police and teachers to have to find a place in the 5 mile bread lines.

    • Wabbitt
      March 27, 2016 at 1:31 pm

      I’d love to agree with you Kevkev, but do you have to incessantly shit on cops, firefighters, and teachers in every paragraph?

      I voted for Obama twice, and I’d vote for him again in a heartbeat. But I don’t have a chip on my shoulder, and think that public servants who are trying to protect our lives and property are out to get us.

      Take off the tin foil hat Kev, it’s not that bad.

      • BobnMic
        March 28, 2016 at 3:30 am

        I would agree with you too Kevin on some of what you say but your childish rants in the past kind of put a damper on what ever you say. And your challenge to physically fight somebody that does not agree with you? Hey dipshit, I’ll meet you any time at any place and I WILL bury you unbeivlable fuckstain.

        • BobnMic
          March 28, 2016 at 3:38 am

          *unbelievable – opps BUT I WILL STILL MAKE YOU CRY FUCK HEAD….

    • sdd
      March 28, 2016 at 12:52 am

      Fuck you cracker. You don’t know the plight. So stop with your shit. Go home crackhead.

  • SMH
    March 27, 2016 at 10:19 am

    That loser is exactly why I am voting for Trump as is almost every person I know. From a very long line of Democrats. Squeaks first mistake was not giving a shit in school and it all went downhill from there. I see this every single day.

  • Whitey
    March 27, 2016 at 9:36 am

    The way to end the war on poverty is mandatory sterilization for :
    welfare recipients after the first child.
    convicts on release from prison, or release on parole.
    immigrants who do not speak English.

    • GetFuct
      March 27, 2016 at 6:31 pm

      You are a fucking idiot.

  • Jake from State Farm
    March 27, 2016 at 9:34 am

    Non-contributing members of society that show absolutely no appreciation for what is provided to them. Sense Of entitlement is an understatement. Thank Democrats and liberals for what this country has become. It’s true

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    March 27, 2016 at 9:28 am

    Gotta love that entitlement attitude. It’s not my fault, and someone needs to take care of me. Pathetic. You can thank a liberal for that one.

  • WormtownorBust
    March 27, 2016 at 9:16 am

    Squeaks appears to be female, but doesn’t look like the kind of female that cares for the opposite sex.

  • RJ
    March 27, 2016 at 8:50 am

    People used to feel ashamed of doing things that were bad for society – teenagers having kids, being on welfare, getting divorced, etc, so people would do what they could to avoid it and if they couldn’t avoid it, do it quickly, quietly and get it over with as fast as possible. Now it’s a freaking badge of honor. We need to bring back shame. Not public shamings, but people actually feeling shame when they do something that shows they screwed up in life. Sure, everyone makes mistakes, but normal people aren’t proud of it.

    • Koko Bills
      March 27, 2016 at 11:23 am

      Political Correctness has dissolved shame.

    • Wabbitt
      March 27, 2016 at 1:24 pm


      My mother was on public assistance for a few years when I was a kid. And she hated every minute of it. So she went through a trade school and got a job as a nurse’s aid.

      People don’t have that mentality anymore. They want the taxpayers to give them everything. I have employees who ask for less hours because they don’t want to lose their welfare. Here’s a thought – do a good job, get more hours, and then you don’t NEED the fucking welfare anymore!

    • anono
      March 27, 2016 at 10:03 pm

      This has to be the best TB post ever! Great job RJ!

  • Squeaks
    March 27, 2016 at 7:40 am

    Squeaks is a woman

  • Spankster
    March 27, 2016 at 6:54 am

    Squeks has to be a troll. Nobody is that illiterate or stupid to actually write posts that bad!

    • Whitey
      March 27, 2016 at 9:38 am

      Sadly, recipients of government assistance are just that stupid.

    • Fillet O Fish
      March 27, 2016 at 11:21 am

      Have you met the Welfare Class of Worcester? This is all TOO real. I’m

    • Wabbitt
      March 27, 2016 at 1:20 pm

      Spend one week working in customer service. People really are that stupid.

      Forget the zombie apocalypse; we’re in the midst of the fucktard apocalypse.

      • Adam
        March 27, 2016 at 9:44 pm

        I work 7 days a week with the public and you are so right…..not a day goes by when I don’t have a ” is this real” moment

  • Wormtown Refugee
    March 27, 2016 at 6:37 am

    Ima sayin’ yo Squeaks, get yoself a job sose you can pay for me n my kidz roast beef, yo.

  • fordsnharleys
    March 27, 2016 at 5:38 am

    Is Sam Allen writing for turtleboy now? Headline calls a dead end street, one way. This would be a real problem if true.

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