• Mount Kilamanlargeho Asks Facebook If Her Sex Offender Boyfriend Has To Register With Coventry Police Before Sleeping Over



    Mount Kilamanlargeho Asks Facebook If Her Sex Offender Boyfriend Has To Register With Coventry Police Before Sleeping Over

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    This is Amanda Bray of Coventry, RI:

    And this Honey Nut Hambeast apparently wanted to know if her sex offender boyfriend was allowed to sleep over at her house. Naturally instead of just calling the police she decided to do what any rational person would do – ask Facebook:

    Shocking that this beauty queen right here would have to settle for a sex offender:

    But of course it turns out she’d already consulted with the police:

    So then……why are you doing this?

    Oh I see. So you got the answer to your question from the cops, but you still decided to throw it out there on Facebook because you’re “confused” about the answer you received to the yes or no question. Got it.

    It’s all good though, because he’s not a regular sex offender. He’s one of the good ones, whose only crime was tossing the bologna baton at a 15 year old:

    The victim lied about her age, therefore she’s not a victim. Makes sense.

    But just for the record, he doesn’t sleep over:

    Once again, I cannot believe that there is a man out there who would not want to wake up and climb up Mount Kil-A-Man-Large-Ho:

    Shockingly Amanda Bray has some issues with the police, and seems to be a vocal supported of Joseph Santos, who was justifiably killed by police while trying to ram his truck into an innocent woman on I-95 in Providence:

    So the lesson here is simple. If you’re a gravy dumpster who’s just happy that someone is willing to give you a ride on the yogurt slinger, make sure you check in with the local police if they’re a registered sex offender instead of asking strangers on Facebook what they think.

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    Discussion

    1. Johnny5


      got damn, got damn, got damn

    2. KJDS


      EYE BLEACH!!!! STAT!!!!

    3. S


      Even the hat has curves

    4. Stunt Penis


      is that a man or woman in the picture?

      1. KJDS


        It’s a Jabba.

    5. Ryan


    6. Spankster


      THATS A WOMEN????

    7. Too Tall Tim


      Is she TRYING to look like Ms. Piggy?!

      1. Savage Squaw Bitch


        She is trying to look like TWO miss piggies.

    8. JoeMomma


      I don’t want the Providence police charged, I want them to get medals.

    9. Irishcurse


      I thought John Candy was dead? She is asking while already knowing the answer just to let people know she has a boyfriend.

      1. Pennsrant


        That’s not entirely why–she’s looking for a different answer. This happens all the time–they don’t like the answer, so they will ask around until they get a different answer. But yeah…your reason is a good one.

      2. Slick


        Not just any boyfriend…a SEX OFFENDER boyfriend…I bet she met him on POF.

    10. Some Guy


      Good god almighty – It’s the reincarnation of Chris Farley!

      “Lay off me, I’m starving!”

      1. Savage Squaw Bitch


        More like “me HUNGRY!!!!”

    11. Low Morals


      I’d fuck her a few times, let her buy me a new jet ski, some gold and some golf clubs on her credit cards.
      We both walk away winners and losers she has some cc debt but the memories of some good dick and I get some cool stuff but lose a little dignity.
      That’s life, may as well take the good with the bad head on!

    12. Low Morals


      My previous post though blunt is reality.
      Do you honestly believe the Worcester pony cop is into crazy Rosie for her great looks and stellar personality? Fuck no, all she see’s is big fat dollar signs!

    13. DJ Trump


      Going by Rhode Island standards,
      she’s a solid 8.
      Most of those folks in south county have extra chromosomes as they’ve been inbreeding since colonial times.

    14. jennifer pwers


      Doesn’t her inability to spell give you all you need to know WTFFFF?? LMAO

      1. Ran Dather


        Have you found anyone on Facebook that can actually spell? Or knows rudimentary grammar? Facebook is for the retarded to try to communicate with each other.

    15. The Vorlon


      MY EYES!

      The goggles do nothing!!!!!

      What has been seen cannot be unseen…

      1. chrissy


        kudos for OG lolcat reference 😀

    16. Redleg


      The best part of screwing her is when you get bored with the vag, you can just grab a fold and have at it.

    17. WTF


      I bet she won the spelling bee in Coventry.

    18. They call me Ponch


      Oh, A-man-duh, A-man-duh.
      SMFH!

    19. Aisha


      Looks like Shrek

    20. Karma


      There is no way that’s a broad!

    21. LT. Needledick


      Jesus, TB,….. before you post a pic of a human/hippo experiment give me some warning. She looks like a run over by a dump truck victim on bestgore. Closest thing that compares to is Henrietta hippo.

    22. Stud McMuffin


      Kill it kill it! Ahhhh!

    23. #superpig


      She looks like the human mutation of Okja the superpig, wtf is she mixed with?!? Christ warn us before you post such offensive material! FRFR

    24. John


      Chris Farley in drag.

    25. Poo


      Nice going, Mama June. Shit.

    26. Steve


      Tell Shrek to pipe down.

    27. Itsjustme


      I like her last post, “why didn’t they just pull him over, remove him, and then search his veichal?” Um what the fuck do you think they were trying to do dumbass and he refused to stop?

      1. Savage Squaw Bitch


        I hope they bring some latex gloves before they search that veichal!

    28. rr


      She does have nice hair in that one pic.
      Something to hold onto while getting the ol’ shnork n glerrrgh.
      You know that would be epic cuz she’s perpetually hungry and she has those big, moist liver lips.

      probably have to pull your skivvies out of your butt after a session.

    29. foul balls


      Pull her panties down to her knees and there is still pussy in them!

      1. SJW are Cunts


        That’s not pussy, that’s cow cunt. Biiiiiig difference.

    30. ChrisInShrewsbury


      Just goes to show you, there’s someone for everyone.

      How does the “I’m a registered sex offender” reveal happen in a new relationship?

      1. Lisa


        My grandma always said, “there’s a lid for every pot.”

    31. Haverhill Landlord


      Even Stevie Wonder would gouge his own eyes out after touching her photo with his cane.

      1. chrissy


        lmfao

    32. Uncle Ash


      Don’t laugh – she’s a good kisser! xo

    33. Shanelle


      That is a man in drag.

    34. chrissy


      this woman HAS to be a tranny.
      not to be cruel but it’s got to be the case

    35. don


      that is a straight up male. no female could ever be that nasty. ive seen some ugly ones, but none that fugly.

    36. don


      Tb. next time a heads up would be appropriate. im sitting here eating my spaghetti when you put this giant pic of him/her on my screen. i immediately grabbed my food and ran. i thought the bitch was gonna come thru the screen and take my shit. please give a warning next time for the faint at heart.

    37. Sarah from Webster


      This is just sad.

    38. Savage Squaw Bitch


      One fleeting glance at the headline and what does it capture? “Mount Kilamanlargeho”…… AAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

      TB, this is by far the best nickname you’ve ever given!!

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