Mount Kilamanlargeho Asks Facebook If Her Sex Offender Boyfriend Has To Register With Coventry Police Before Sleeping Over
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This is Amanda Bray of Coventry, RI:
And this Honey Nut Hambeast apparently wanted to know if her sex offender boyfriend was allowed to sleep over at her house. Naturally instead of just calling the police she decided to do what any rational person would do – ask Facebook:
Shocking that this beauty queen right here would have to settle for a sex offender:
But of course it turns out she’d already consulted with the police:
So then……why are you doing this?
Oh I see. So you got the answer to your question from the cops, but you still decided to throw it out there on Facebook because you’re “confused” about the answer you received to the yes or no question. Got it.
It’s all good though, because he’s not a regular sex offender. He’s one of the good ones, whose only crime was tossing the bologna baton at a 15 year old:
The victim lied about her age, therefore she’s not a victim. Makes sense.
But just for the record, he doesn’t sleep over:
Once again, I cannot believe that there is a man out there who would not want to wake up and climb up Mount Kil-A-Man-Large-Ho:
Shockingly Amanda Bray has some issues with the police, and seems to be a vocal supported of Joseph Santos, who was justifiably killed by police while trying to ram his truck into an innocent woman on I-95 in Providence:
So the lesson here is simple. If you’re a gravy dumpster who’s just happy that someone is willing to give you a ride on the yogurt slinger, make sure you check in with the local police if they’re a registered sex offender instead of asking strangers on Facebook what they think.