Jussie Smollett famously claimed that he is the “gay Tupac.” But after watching this rap video from Andover, I think we found the REAL gay Tupac.
That. Was. Glorious.
Turns out it’s actually from Andover, Minnesota, but it might as well have Andover, MA. I’ve heard a lot of really, really bad rap before, but this one took the cake. And he had to know it too. Dude wasn’t even trying, “Money, money, money, power, power, power.” He knew exactly what his money maker was:
Fabolous 2.0.
A guy who definitely cannot relate to most of his lyrics, particularly this one:
“Bust that pussy open.”
Just sayin. He needs to be in every rap video for the rest of eternity.
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23 Comment(s)
Still a better act than the Dr. Phil Famous Tony DeYoung.
And they can probably relate to being “Balls Deep” better than Tony. With each other, anyhow.
Still a better act than the Dr. Phil Famous Tony DeYoung.
And they can probably relate to being “Balls Deep” better than Tony. With each other, anyhow.
He’s dancing.
He’s having fun.
We gotta worry about going T-boy famous for dancing now?
Damn.
Two wigtastic Patrolmen of the Hershey Highway who never heard the word “no” from their parents. Magical.
This is what passes for “cool” now? We are so screwed.
Oh my. And just think, he’s someone’s son. Or whatever.
I’m sure they’re proud.
hilarious yet tragic all rolled into one
Another pickle polisher performing the homosexual mating dance
Love when dopey flat brim wiggers throw away the last advantage their underdeveloped brains may ever have: white privilege. Aping apes. What result are they looking for.
Can we keep fags off the blog, just in general from now on?
Geezzth – that’th just absolutely fabulouth! Very special!
Those pants frames his mangina well, the transition is complete.
After seeing this, I’m ashamed to be white (but glad I’m not gay).
I mean, he has a good rapper voice…
Oh look. It’s Michael Rappaport’s equally as atrocious but flaming nephew! Now these two have something else in common. Don’t. Make. The Turtle.
Rap is the Scourge of God.
The nigerfication of
America. Very scary times.
The courseness has ruined traditional culture and it gets worse everyday.
Ooooooohhhh me likely. Pissants!
Gay as Hell, tight white pants gonna get a yeast infection in his Mangina.
PS. What’s with all the men who wear those Orange/Brown colored tight pants. They look like Carharts for homosexuals, seriously what’s up with that?
Remember when singers would have Cute Chicks on stage with them as Go-Go dancers?
Shit I’m glad I was born in the 50’s…
Must be a slow news day. Not worth the 48 seconds it took to watch this video.
I didn’t have to watch the video. The pictures alone are “absolutely fabulous.”
Is that Randall Gay?
No Julie is a Medford SJW. Look up all she comments about
A true sign of what Medford has turned into.