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Move Over Jussie Smollett: The REAL Gay Tupac Emerges In Andover Rap Video And It’s The Greatest 50 Seconds Of Internet Video History


Jussie Smollett famously claimed that he is the “gay Tupac.” But after watching this rap video from Andover, I think we found the REAL gay Tupac.

That. Was. Glorious.

Turns out it’s actually from Andover, Minnesota, but it might as well have Andover, MA. I’ve heard a lot of really, really bad rap before, but this one took the cake. And he had to know it too. Dude wasn’t even trying, “Money, money, money, power, power, power.” He knew exactly what his money maker was:

Fabolous 2.0.

A guy who definitely cannot relate to most of his lyrics, particularly this one:

“Bust that pussy open.”

Just sayin. He needs to be in every rap video for the rest of eternity.



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23 Comment(s)
  • Tony, when you make that final cut, go down the road, not across the street.
    April 9, 2019 at 11:36 pm

    Still a better act than the Dr. Phil Famous Tony DeYoung.
    And they can probably relate to being “Balls Deep” better than Tony. With each other, anyhow.

  • ony, when you make that final cut, go down the road, not across the street.
    April 9, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    Still a better act than the Dr. Phil Famous Tony DeYoung.
    And they can probably relate to being “Balls Deep” better than Tony. With each other, anyhow.

  • Grammy
    April 9, 2019 at 11:24 am

    He’s dancing.
    He’s having fun.
    We gotta worry about going T-boy famous for dancing now?

  • Well, No Shit
    April 8, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    Two wigtastic Patrolmen of the Hershey Highway who never heard the word “no” from their parents. Magical.

    This is what passes for “cool” now? We are so screwed.

  • Kim Wescott
    April 8, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Oh my. And just think, he’s someone’s son. Or whatever.

    I’m sure they’re proud.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    April 8, 2019 at 10:03 am

    hilarious yet tragic all rolled into one

  • Captain Trips
    Dr. Pickle
    April 7, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    Another pickle polisher performing the homosexual mating dance

  • Hart Ford
    April 7, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    Love when dopey flat brim wiggers throw away the last advantage their underdeveloped brains may ever have: white privilege. Aping apes. What result are they looking for.

  • Tom Blackburn
    April 7, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    Can we keep fags off the blog, just in general from now on?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 7, 2019 at 11:58 am

    Geezzth – that’th just absolutely fabulouth! Very special!

  • Retarded Monkey
    April 7, 2019 at 11:07 am

    Those pants frames his mangina well, the transition is complete.

  • Hetero Person of Non-Color
    April 7, 2019 at 10:53 am

    After seeing this, I’m ashamed to be white (but glad I’m not gay).

  • 2wEntEe
    April 7, 2019 at 10:31 am

    I mean, he has a good rapper voice…

  • Strawman of Akkad
    April 7, 2019 at 10:23 am

    Oh look. It’s Michael Rappaport’s equally as atrocious but flaming nephew! Now these two have something else in common. Don’t. Make. The Turtle.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 7, 2019 at 9:52 am

    Rap is the Scourge of God.

  • Thirf World Cesspool Here We Come
    April 7, 2019 at 9:29 am

    The nigerfication of
    America. Very scary times.
    The courseness has ruined traditional culture and it gets worse everyday.

  • Alex reimer the dainty creamer
    April 7, 2019 at 8:55 am

    Ooooooohhhh me likely. Pissants!

  • Embarrassing
    April 7, 2019 at 7:16 am

    Gay as Hell, tight white pants gonna get a yeast infection in his Mangina.

    PS. What’s with all the men who wear those Orange/Brown colored tight pants. They look like Carharts for homosexuals, seriously what’s up with that?

  • Fred Knessl
    April 7, 2019 at 6:01 am

    Remember when singers would have Cute Chicks on stage with them as Go-Go dancers?
    Shit I’m glad I was born in the 50’s…

  • Paul Casale
    April 7, 2019 at 3:48 am

    Must be a slow news day. Not worth the 48 seconds it took to watch this video.

    • Julie the Jarhead
      April 7, 2019 at 8:19 am

      I didn’t have to watch the video. The pictures alone are “absolutely fabulous.”

  • Christopher Lettiere
    April 7, 2019 at 12:29 am

    Is that Randall Gay?

    • Go Mustangs
      April 7, 2019 at 10:22 am

      No Julie is a Medford SJW. Look up all she comments about
      A true sign of what Medford has turned into.

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