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Musty Meatflap Calls Northampton Police “Violence Workers” 6 Times, Urges City To Turn Down $13K Worth Of Free Bullets From Walmart, Wants Police To Completely Disarm

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Northampton is an alternative universe. That’s the best way I could describe. The people who live there are largely insane, and have chosen to live in a fantasy world where the world would be a better place without police. Last year we broke what turned out to be a national story about a handful of activist parents forcing the police to end the “High 5 Friday” program in the elementary schools, in which cops build relationships with people in the community by giving kids high 5, because it could traumatize undocumented students and/or students of color. They constantly protest and race bait, despite having one of the most progressive police departments in the state. Because at the end of the day these people don’t want the police to be better. They want the police to disappear.

Never has that been more self evident than last night when a bunch of lunatics showed up to protest a $13,000 donation of ammunition from Walmart to the Northampton Police Department. I’m not even kidding – they were protesting free supplies to the police. Evidently the Northampton Walmart is going to stop selling ammunition, so they figured they might as well donate it to the local police. According to the Mayor (who once called Turtleboy racist but who by and large appears to be the most conservative person in Northampton) the ammunition would be used by the police at the firing range for training purposes, and contrary to popular opinion will not be used to murder black people.

Just watch the first woman who gets up to oppose it and you will be amazed.

Her name is Dana Goldblatt, and by my count she called the Northampton Police “violence workers” six times during her three minute screed. Here’s a collection of her finest quotes.

“The current degree of militarization of the NPD, and also the number and extent of violence workers that we need in Northampton, as opposed to social workers, crisis workers. We fund violence workers and extend ammo at a pretty high rate.”

“Accepting this ammo for violence workers.

“How many violence workers do we want to fund in Northampton?”

“Having violence workers who are implicated in arms deals, those aren’t my values. Having guns and ammunition flowing through this city, those are not my values.”

“I don’t remember being asked if it was OK with me.”

“There’s no citizen review into how violence workers are operating in this city.”

“I don’t feel like anyone here would say we need more violence workers.”

“We should be able to say fewer police, fewer guns, fewer ammo.”

Well lady, apparently your values include being burglarized, raped, and murdered. Because that’s what happens in a society with no police, which is obviously what you want. Just a reminder, the Northampton Police have killed exactly zero people in her lifetime. The worst thing they ever did was give high 5’s to children, which I guarantee she considers to be violence.

Oh, and Walmart and the NPD didn’t ask you if it was OK that they accept a generous donation for work related supplies, because you don’t actually matter. You’re just some soy flavored soiled pad who sane people (like me) listen to for amusement. No one actually takes anything you have to say seriously, because you are living, breathing joke.

Shockingly this is not her first rodeo as the town wokesperson. Last year she showed up at a City Council meeting to oppose not only new tactical weapons to preserve the lives of police officers, but she wanted the police disarmed altogether.

“I think disarming the police would have a really good impact,” she said, basing this off her experiences living in Northampton and as a public defender.

When you hear a human say something like this you must immediately stop taking them seriously. They haven’t earned the right to be treated like normal human beings. Just point and laugh at them because they are here for our amusement.

She also wants the cops to stop arresting drug dealers because all drug dealers are addicts.

This proposal would include no longer arresting those who deal drugs, as well as those who use them. “The people who are addicts are dealing,” she said.

And remember this chud we blogged about last year because DCF took his kids away from him and his crackwhore wife after they got arrested in Ware and moved to Northampton, and he responded by blocking people from entering City Hall?

Yea, she was his defense attorney, and argued that the police were too brutal in removing him, even though you can clearly see in that tape that they couldn’t have possibly been nicer about it.

“Mr. Matlock was sitting peacefully on the steps outside of City Hall when four officers used violent force to remove him,” defense attorney Dana Goldblatt said in an email to the Gazette. “By prosecuting Mr. Matlock, the District Attorney participates in the officers’ violence.”

She also argued that Matlock was not aware that he was under arrest when he hit Dzialo, meaning that he was not resisting arrest.

Then she wanted to speak again later because God knows she gets off on hearing herself talk in white girl voice. But the rules wouldn’t allow it so she pretended to read a text from her beta male husband, which coincidentally said the same exact shit she said.

Imagine how truly, truly awful it must be to call this thing your wife?

I’d rather be killed by 13,000 bullets from Walmart.

Then there was this lady, who looks like she might as well be Northampton’s official mascot.

“How bout a donation to the homeless shelter instead.”

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Walmart has extra bullets, not extra food. Would you prefer they donate them to drug dealers? After Missionary Mandy is done taking guns away from the cops then the drug dealers can protect and serve us. What could possibly go wrong?

Then this poonstachio sandwich made his appearance.

“Please begin having conversations about why the NPD needs bullets in the first place. Why are cops walking around with them (guns)? Why are they endangering their workers lives?”

I’m pretty sure bullets are needed in the first place because without them guns are basically just toys. And I believe police walk around with guns because there are bad guys out there who have no problem killing cops, and civilians, so they have a right to protect themselves and the community. But please, carry one with your pajama pants and your hipster glasses and tell yourself that you’re making a difference.

I don’t wish violence on anyone, but I kind of want to see what would happen to these people if the cops disarmed themselves. God that would be fun to watch.

The City Councilors weren’t much better.

Councilor-at-large Bill Dwight added that even though Walmart wouldn’t be given a tax break by the city for the donation, Walmart would likely get a write-off from the IRS, and that he wouldn’t want the unused ammunition to aid in “padding (Walmart’s) pockets.”

I mean, seriously. We’re not accepting free shit from Walmart because they might write it off and save a couple bucks on their taxes. I got nothing. These people are their own comedy show.

“It’s one thing to get a bus to transport children for educational purposes than with bullets, which are used for purposes that can kill people,” Klein said. “And the police do have to come under a particular type of scrutiny because of the power they hold, and the responsibility they have in our community is a particular kind of responsibility.”

So let me get this straight. This crusty hag doesn’t want to accept bullets because they could kill people, but she’s cool with another school bus because a 20 ton chunk of steel full of kids with no seatbelts on can’t kill people? Oh OK.

If ISIS ever comes to Northampton make sure you give them directions to Northampton.

67 Comment(s)
  • ncfoothillbilly
    December 24, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    (((The usual suspects))) wanting gun control. Shock’d, I am.

  • Loki
    December 24, 2018 at 11:50 am

    Give ’em what they want. Who cares?

    Disarm the cops. Let the bad guys know game’s on in Northampton, a town with tons of milky-titted beta males and rich willow thin lezzies in it who don’t even have handbags to hit you over the head when you steal all their precious Lilith Faire paraphernalia. Go to town, crooks – free fire zone. Turn it into the wild fucking rainbow flag west.

    This is what you want? This is what you get.

    • Back the Blue
      December 26, 2018 at 2:26 am

      That would be fine except how will the cops defend themselves?

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    December 23, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    Oh so that’s where everyone goes home to when the star wars bar closes

  • Sonny's Mom
    December 23, 2018 at 6:05 pm

    What are the chances Dana wears Birkenstocks or some other kind of non-leather footwear?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 29, 2018 at 11:52 am

      No idea but she’s wearing an insulated vest made from petroleum products

  • Judge dread
    December 23, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    once her house gets broken into or she felt “threatened” (which could mean see a black person in NoHo”)

    she will call the cops.

    the virtue signaling and you are a full of shit cunt and i wish you nothing but horrible female trouble for the next 10 years, you will call the cops you stupid idiot.

    double standards = if liberals didn’t have double standards they wouldn’t have any.

    Bring her to the town square. Let her brag about how she is better than everyone one and virtual signaling. This is better than the whipping posts. This idiot will make a fool of herself. Like Napoleon said never ever let your enemy get away with making mistakes.

    My fashion consultants have paged me on my skytel pager. they say give her the 25 mille (international shores law, you come out on the boat and you don’t come back). i say give her credit. she’s an idiot and will only make herself more stupid. you can’t cure stupid.

    The judge wishes her to a life of starbucks working for the next 20 years.

  • Sgt Schultz
    December 23, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    Dana Is a defense attorney who tries to twist everything into a race issue. She defended a man who attacked another man who was walking with a female and a dog with a hammer. He hit all of them with a fucking hammer. She then tr say this victim had a white power tattoo which made her client have to attack. Big problem is the victim was an Asian guy. She is a total piece of shit. Look her up on Google and you’ll be sick

    • Danielle Capstick
      Literal Lucy
      December 24, 2018 at 12:18 pm

      The dog had a hammer? That’s bananas. 

  • Fuck them all
    December 22, 2018 at 10:50 pm

    That fucking faggot wore his pajamas to a city council meeting and got up and spoke! And expects to be taken seriously! These people are fucked in the head with no shot of being reformed.

  • duane Ingalls glasscock
    December 22, 2018 at 10:08 pm

    jap skank and her faggot husband

  • Clitty Litter
    December 22, 2018 at 7:28 pm

    You are absolutely right.
    No one asked about your beliefs.
    No one wants to hear from you except the others involved in the circle jerk you call a life.
    Your value system is skewed and borders on insane.
    White Priveledge oozes from your grandstanding. Must be nice to live in a bubble devoid of wrongdoing .
    Hypocrite.

  • General Burkhalter
    December 22, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    Two words: Stupid Cunt

  • DJ
    December 22, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    I hope that ugly bitch Dana reads the comments. Dana you are a complete disgrace if a human. You are so arrogant that you think that the police should ask you how you would feel about them getting this donation. Why the fuck should you gave any say in police department dealings. Who the fuck are you besides some crusty dried up earthy crunchy freak fucking show. I don’t ever wish violence on anyone but I seriously hope you are raped by a violent person of color that had a lenient jail sentence for the list of felons he has already committed. It would be even more poetic if the perpetrator was some low life drug dealer that you helped stay out of prison. So if this violence happens to you, who would you call my dear??? Would you dare call the “violence workers” or would you call a crisis worker? Crusty old cunt needs to be bitch slapped! Dana you are the poster child for the ugly white libtards that we should publicly stone to death.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Dearest Dana (plz read)
    December 22, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    Since I know your narcissistic, liberal twat self couldn’t resist reading the comments ( yes, I’m sure one of your liberal twat friends told you you are TB famous), I have only one brief commentary for you:
    You are a vacuous CUNT !
    Shalom, you miserable twat !

  • Stereotypes are Usually Right
    December 22, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    Cunts. Nuf’ Said
    Ever see the police chief out there? Haha

    • Blue
      December 22, 2018 at 3:15 pm

      Classic. That police chief is the poster child for what the liberals want running police departments. This is why politics and policing don’t ever mix. I’m sure she was made chief for her crime fighting ability. Right?

  • Blaaaah
    December 22, 2018 at 2:34 pm

    What tf are they tryin to get rid of all those bullets for? Odd. Probably expiring or something and don’t want to send them back to the manufacturer so they’re donating them for a tax write off. Just kind of a mindless move in today’s sensitive culture though.

    • Pew Pew
      December 22, 2018 at 2:43 pm

      When exactly do bullets expire? Are you ok?

    • Can’t wait til you expire
      December 24, 2018 at 6:50 am

      Your right!!! They should have lined up all the idiots who think bullets expire and use them for target practice. Get the fk out of your safe bubble and realize the world isn’t full of butterflies and rainbows. Walmart is doing something good for the police department in their city.

  • Herman
    December 22, 2018 at 1:24 pm

    Hey Dana go to the salon maybe get your nails done. Shave that disaster you call a crotch and maybe your dope if a husband will dust that hole off for you. You are clearly missing something in your life because what comes out of your mouth is insanity. Is this woman a publicly funded defense attorney? That’s frightening

  • mrme
    December 22, 2018 at 1:11 pm

    Yep..we need the wall. Put it around Northampton quick!!!! Stop them from getting out and infecting the rest of the civilized world. These people are…ya know..I don’t think the English language has a word that can describe them.

  • Lou P
    Peace ‘n Out
    December 22, 2018 at 12:39 pm

    Maybe Dana (203) can elaborate to law abiding citizens (500) why she would have the audacity to call (5666) law enforcement personnel “violence” workers….

    • Dana Douche
      December 22, 2018 at 9:10 pm

      Oh wow.   it is her number!
      She sounds worse on the phone than in the video clip.

  • Steve
    December 22, 2018 at 10:57 am

    These women definitely don’t have be worried about getting raped !!  They are safe ! unless they suspect is blind …
    But they could be victims of all other crimes

    God bless Northampton police 

    • Miracle Max
      December 23, 2018 at 7:29 am

      I don’t know ,man. That Crypt Keeper lady is kinda hot.

      • Tales from the crypt
        December 26, 2018 at 9:44 am

        I thought it was Jim Ignatowski or Dr. Brown from Back to the Future.

  • bigdaddy
    bigdaddy
    December 22, 2018 at 10:47 am

    All you need to know about Northampton is Rachel Maddow lives there That city has gone down hill since Calvin Coolidge was mayor

  • Jim
    December 22, 2018 at 10:33 am

    Well then Walmart should just donate the ammo to the homeless in North Hampton. Might be best for the rest of MA

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 22, 2018 at 10:43 am

      You’re on to something there!I like the idea!

    • Tucker Carlson Face
      December 22, 2018 at 2:10 pm

      The homeless/mentally ill population in NoHo is thriving-ever since they closed the institution there back in the 80’s and just turned the patients out on the streets. To suggest that cops shouldn’t carry guns is a really bad idea…I kind of hope these shrews get their wish and find out just how wrong they are. 

  • Gene Autry
    December 22, 2018 at 10:22 am

    Santa Claus loves all God’s children..

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 22, 2018 at 10:07 am

    Thanks for my Saturday laugh. Look at that gaggle of weirdos!

    There has to be an environmental pollutant of some kind that acts on people with specific DNA that causes their hair to go white and flyaway, damages their eyesight so they need think glasses, and skews their take on reality to the laughing-point.

    There has to be.

  • Exit 69
    December 22, 2018 at 9:29 am

    She has forgotten… People with guns liberated her people….lets all wish her Shalom and Merry Christmas!

  • Washashore
    December 22, 2018 at 9:27 am

    ” If ISIS ever comes to Northampton make sure you give them directions to Northampton “. There is MS13 on Nantucket so there’s hope….

  • bob
    December 22, 2018 at 9:16 am

    And life goes on at Buttercup farm! And life is good on Buttercup farm! And buttercup farm is why I moved out of Massachusetts to several states away (<; Where no one has a problem with cops and guns, or even private citizens with guns, or worry about what will be next out of the mouths of state politicians (especially Marxist driven self aggrandizing Attorney generals). After living in that state all my life I found what better is.

    • Sick and tired
      December 22, 2018 at 12:57 pm

      Please do tell Bob, I need a few more states to add to my GTFOH list. Florida is the right climate but no thanks. Thinking the Carolinas, Az or NM. Hoping it’s only 5 more years here, can’t wait to say see ya to this place.

  • She is sad cause she can’t celebrate xmas
    December 22, 2018 at 8:55 am

    Dana Goldblatt of 140 Williams St. is against “violence workers” she feels cops don’t need guns. She feels there should be less cops. And she is a public defender! Don’t worry criminals of north Hampton Dana got your back, I’m sure if you paid her a visit, she will make dinner and let you all ride the train. This is what we’re dealing with. A bitch that needs to get laid. Someone take one for the team, please!

    • She is sad cause she can’t celebrate Xmas
      December 22, 2018 at 9:01 am

      Northampton* sorry about that

    • Creepy Uncle Mike
      December 22, 2018 at 11:36 am

      Something tells me Dana has never needed the police.

  • (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
    December 22, 2018 at 8:40 am

    Drop this bitch off in south New Bedford or fall river on a Friday night, she will dialing 911 before the car is even out of her sight. I’m not a mean person but it’s people like her I think need a wake call as to why we have the police and need them as much as we do. Things are not as perfect as they appear in her magic mirror. We are in a drug epidemic, more robbery’s to support that, we have more and more families who are killing each other for no reason, we have child molesters and children being beat a inch from the lives, babies and young toddlers eating mom or dads fentanyl , we have police being killed and innocent bystanders, and you think that the cops need less amo and guns. They need more! A lot more. And it’s the handful of idiots like you Dana who are the real problem. Remember don’t you dare ever call 911 you find no use for them. So forget the number

  • Fuck NOHO
    December 22, 2018 at 8:27 am

    Jesus, what a collection of fuckwads and shitheads. Here’s my theory: there is a severe mass lead poisoning going on in Noho and these motherfuckers’ brains are rotting away from it. That’s all I got. What else can explain the fuckery that goes on in that shithole?

  • Dana the dumbest woman ever
    December 22, 2018 at 8:26 am

    Here is a great idea for you Dana, if god forbid you should ever need the police… don’t fucking call them!! Call a social worker or better yet maybe a teacher can help you if you are raped or assaulted. You made sure you said your address( probably shouldn’t of) so now everyone knows you don’t like the cops. Your now a easy target dummy

  • Richyrich
    December 22, 2018 at 7:52 am

    … and this is why I keep coming back to Turtleboy, to enjoy the skewering of those fruitcakes existing in an alternative universe. Nicely done!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Finally figured it out
    December 22, 2018 at 7:30 am

    Dana GOLDBLATT. Yep, I should have figured. There is a common denominator with these insane liberal twats. I figured it out a while ago: Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman, Barbra Striesand, Ruth Bader Ginsberg…and on and on, ad nauseum.
    And the men-folk ( if you could call them men) are just as bad: Chuck Schumer, Rob Reiner, Adam Schiff…on and on.
    Big liberal mouths that match their big liberal noses.
    Common denominator’s ?

    • Diddler on the Roof
      December 22, 2018 at 9:39 am

      Matt Lauer, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Anthony Weiner, Woody Allen, Elliot Spitzer…. it’s getting clearer.

      • Captain Trips
        George S. Patton
        December 22, 2018 at 10:54 am

        I’m beginning to believe the Nazi’s were right about them

      • Rockets Redglare
        December 22, 2018 at 2:23 pm

        Diddler on the Roof, THE funniest screen name I’ve seen here. Nicely done!

    • Gene Rayburn's Overbite
      December 22, 2018 at 2:24 pm

      They’re also the first people who would vote for Israeli bullets and Israeli rockets to deal with their problems.

    • SMH
      SMH
      December 22, 2018 at 3:21 pm

      They have ACLU membership cards in common. American Criminal Liberties Union.

      The guy is really named Matlock? Because he spends so much time in court?

  • Independent Thinker
    December 22, 2018 at 7:16 am

    Next she will say that soldiers should carry a single shot .22 to ensure that they do not have an advantage over the enemy.

    What a POS!

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    December 22, 2018 at 6:37 am

    I like the old guy in the background nodding off. As long as there are humans on earth, police forces will be needed.

  • Cris Gagne
    Whinycunt
    December 22, 2018 at 6:35 am

    Didn’t people that made no sense rambling used to be just hauled off to the looney bin? Oh ya , we don’t have those anymore. So they go to Northampton.
    Wtf.
    See what happens the first time they need the cops and they don’t show up. Shouldn’t that be what happens. She doesn’t like VIOLENCE workers. What ever the fuck that it. She called them police last year. She learned a new pussified work. Idiots.
    Stop
    The
    World
    I want
    Offfffff

  • Nuke NoHo and Springfield
    December 22, 2018 at 6:16 am

    NoHo is a Swamp neurotic mentally ill women wearing thick glasses and driving Subarus.

    • Mr Lomb
      December 23, 2018 at 8:43 pm

      I really want to know what is up with the thick, Coke-bottle glasses and SJW, as well…is there some theory they have about contact lenses damaging the ozone, or harming animals?

      • Mr. Bausch
        December 24, 2018 at 6:26 am

        Nerd trendy, more likely defective genetics throughout the entire person causing poor eyesight, mental illness, distorted thinking, poor coordination, bad driving. Think of an inbred miniature dog that growls and bites anything it can and eats it’s own poop.

  • Reactionary
    December 22, 2018 at 3:17 am

    “Dana Goldblatt”…raise your hand if you’re shocked.

  • Wwy
    December 22, 2018 at 1:25 am

    Cops need guns civilians have guns for ptsd officers like chesna the anti-semite.

    • Wwy
      December 22, 2018 at 1:28 am

      How bout Tarantino who broke the law by wearing army drag as a police officer. I agree most cops are good some have major issues and are fat overweight slobs.

  • EmfnT
    EmfnT
    December 22, 2018 at 1:16 am

    What the fuck is in the water in Northampton that makes these people so stupid? I was going to say “misguided”, but really…they are stupid. Maybe misguided too, but definitely stupid.

    • Lesbian Mecca
      December 22, 2018 at 7:11 am

      Kooks come to Northampton from all over the country and other countries. Northampton is like Provence town on the Cape or Key West or Hollywood or San Fran. It attracts nuts from all over the place and the crazies become concentrated there and the overflow slides into the surrounding towns.

  • z
    December 22, 2018 at 1:07 am

    “Please begin having conversations about why the NPD needs bullets in the first place. Why are cops walking around with them (guns)? Why are they endangering their workers lives?”

    Because you have 8 assholes in Northampton who are facing charging of killing a guy and then taking the body out to the edge of a field in Hadley and burning it.

    You know how he was killed? 3 shots, bang, bang, bang. In Northampton. But, because there was no gun play involving the cops, there will never be any gun play involving the cops.

    • Fake Rant Queen
      December 23, 2018 at 6:15 pm

      Body found burning in *Hatfield

  • z
    December 22, 2018 at 12:47 am

    I knew you’d get around to this one.
    These people are the most educated stupid fucks on the face of the earth.

    OH NO WALMART WILL GET A TAX DEDUCTION!!!!!!!

    So, they sell it and you don’t get the fucking bullets and Walmart makes out either way.

  • D
    December 22, 2018 at 12:41 am

    The old lady just reminded me of Billy crystal in never ending story. 

    • z
      December 22, 2018 at 12:52 am

      Yeah!!!!! I was trying to figure where I saw that look before!!!!

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