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Moses “the woman beater” Dixon is trying SOOO hard to show the world that he actually respects women. That’s why he’s hosting a “Women for Moses” event Wednesday night at Nancy Chang (which is not in his district). Guess how many people are going?
Yup, 3!!! Including one woman!!
A few other women were like….maybe
But it’s hard to support someone who once choked a woman until she was covered in red marks. Just sayin. Don’t worry thought Moses, your girl Maura Healey still has your back:
Sure, she pretends like she actually gives a shit about violence against women:
— Maura Healey (@MassAGO) October 31, 2016
But we all know that the only thing she really cares about is helping people who belong to the right political party. That’s you Moses!! You can do no wrong!! Have fun at your party. Just try not to lose your temper if one of the three women who shows up takes the last crab raccoon.
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