I saw this video on Twitter today and nearly shit my pants laughing, so I hope you enjoy it as much as i do.
Our story starts with this woman:
Jessie Bennett from Belmont. She’s a politically active woman who recently ran for town selectman and blamed low voter turnout when she lost. She’s also a member of the LGBT community, and this is her “wife,” Harvard professor/poet Stephanie Burt.
In other words, this appears to be two heterosexual people of opposite sexes, one of whom is now wearing a wig. Saying that this is a LGBT coupe is like saying you’re in a mixed race marriage with Rachel Dolezal.
As you can imagine, these two are big activists and Jessie’s car is covered in SJW bumper stickers. You’ll never guess what kind of vehicle she drives.
A Subaru. What were the odds?
Well, evidently this upset a 37 year National Grid employee, who I’m told is named Joe Brion. And since Joe is probably creeping up on retirement age he’s completely run out of fucks to give. For that reason Joe decided to get white girl wasted, park his National Grid van outside of their house, and honk the horn incessantly while blasting Rush Limbaugh. You simply must watch this video.
I cannot stop laughing at that. I just can’t. The whole scenario is awesome. This is the face of a man who has never, ever, ever changed the channel from Fox News.
That is the face of every guy who’s ever been cut off at the legion post, ever. That’s the guy who looks at you like you have three heads when you ask him for his email address. That’s the guy who starts or ends 90% of his sentences with, “ya know.” I mean, he sat outside of this woman’s house blasting Rush freaking Limbaugh. Who the hell even listens to Rush Limbaugh any more? Certainly no one born after 1965.
Let’s break down the conversation.
“What’s your name sir, and why are you doing this?”
“I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.”
“Are you drunk or something?”
“No, I just hate all of your shit on your cahhhh.”
“Oh that’s really pleasant.”
“Isn’t that great?”
Think about how wild this is. The guy got drunk on the clock, and specifically targeted this woman’s house so he could sit outside of it and honk his horn, and all because she drives a Subaru with left wing bumper stickers. And then when asked about it he initially played dumb before finally admitting that he simply hates every single thing she stands for. Nothing brings out genuine honesty quite like a mid day bender.
“What’s your problem?”
“I don’t have a problem, you do.”
Boom Roasted.
The best part was this….
“I don’t go in front of any Trump person’s house and blast Rachel Maddow.”
“Mad cow. You mean Mad cow?
He was just WAITING to use that line. All day, every day. Whenever he hears the word “Maddow” he’s simply been conditioned to yell “mad cow” no matter what the circumstances.
“You are seriously disturbed sir.”
“You’re on the opposite side of the complete universe of the country. It’s just so absurd.”
The fact that this guy lives in Massachusetts and still believes that liberals are somehow a minority is fascinating.
As hilarious as this whole scenario was, obviously this guy deserves to be fired and I’m not gonna defend it. He was driving drunk during the middle of the day in a company van. End of story. He wasn’t just a little drunk either. That was black out Smitty drunk. He also targeted and harassed a private citizen, and although I probably feel the same way he does about this woman’s politics, you can’t be doing that on the clock. If the roles were reversed we’d be ripshit, and they’d be cheering it on. That’s the difference between us and them. We’re not savages.
But at the same time, this woman is absolutely unbearable and is acting like she was just the victim of a hate crime.
White supremacist radio? Rush Limbaugh is cut and paste conservatism for the AARP. He also didn’t wave his Trump hat at you. At no point in that video were you at all startled, and it seemed like you were almost as amused as we all were at the comical nature of the whole event. Fuck off with your “he felt superior because he’s a white dude,” bullshit too. He’s just a drunk who ran out of fucks to give.
And seriously, your friends are checking in on you? For what? To make sure he didn’t get his stomach pumped in your driveway? Be a bigger victim. You can’t.
This woman’s post tweet reaction is everything that is wrong with society today. The whole thing was funny. Just take the stick out of your ass and laugh about it with the rest of us. Then go have consensual heterosexual sex with your wife and call it a day.
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88 Comment(s)
My name is Stephanie too but I donāt have male pattern baldness. Or a dick.
Not all heroes wear capes!
He was actually listening the Jeff Kuhner’s morning show on WRKO. Jeff was loving it yesterday. “White supremacist radio”. Classic. Liberals suck.
They are talking about this on Dan Rea’s show, Nightside, right now 1030am
Short of having definitive results from a properly administered field sobriety test, I’m not convinced Archie Bunker was in fact, intoxicated. Some fellas are naturally belligerent. Especially when being ambushed by a deranged lunatic.
You are correct. I know this guy. Just found out he is diabetic…National Grid was pressured to fire him without due process. Another example of cry rush to judgement on a Trump supporter. The grid should settle this now. Terminating some1 because they unknowingly have a medical condition isn’t a good look either…White girl wasn’t wasted. Just needed a snickers.
Nat Grid canned him. Pathetic. I wish I could switch providers, but they have a monopoly.
Archie Bunker!!!!! Baaaahaaaaa!!!! Nailed it
Think of the tow truck driver, portrayed by Jonathan Winters, in the film ” it’s a mad mad mad mad world”. Joe is channelling a comedic master, and should be commended and rewarded for his street performance art!
How is this guy 37? He looks over 60. Sad.
ā…a 37 year National Grid employee…ā
Making him probably 60 something years old.
If youāre not married then do not listen to anything a woman has to say. And for fucks sake, never ever let her drive while your in the car. Men drive cars, women operate them.
Iāve seen snails fuck faster than a woman can negotiate backing up in to a parking space.
This poet broad reminds me of me every time Moe used to make us dress up like women for some cheap laughs.
You’re. Learn to speak English.
I donāt know why this guy is listed under HOODRAT HEROES.. He should be listed under just HEROES…
Fire him?? You can’t fire this man. He has the disease of alcoholism. Put him on paid leave, send him to rehab, assure him that his job and pension are waiting upon his return.
Those cars covered with liberal stickers get more tickets than other cars I bet. Advertising that youāre a douchebag isnāt a smart idea
The leftist, fascists, usually are against the first amendment. Not this time obviously, he needs help quickly!
Lefties do hate free speech/1A.
Exhibit A as to why fat old white men’s time of being in power is coming to an end.
Do you feel conflicted at all, given that you depend on these men for food, energy, security, and to replenish the EBT card each month?
A most excellent point
Bumbles O’Biden’s coke-head son shot his father in the foot he sticks in his mouth.
Bernies anger and cheese blintzes caused his heart to explode today.
Princess Grey Beaver is clicking her witch-like heels at her good fortune.
Buutttttt hurricane Hillary is winding up powered but the Clinton Death Machine.
This LGBT-123 already has the bumper sticker.
Joe is on the job and ready to work. He’s going to bring energy, in the form of hydrocarbons, to a public that he is passionate about serving. A Male lesbian is going to write poetry condemning the cis-hetero patriarchy. The situation is crystal clear.
This woman is everything wrong with Massachusetts. When the utility companies pay for the process of getting occupancy permits they do it for a reason. This costs the utility companies time and money. Not to mention labor hours wasted because she parked there. What happened when the police showed up? I think that’s an important part of the story.
The police had her van towed, drank a few beers and let Joe get to work by shutting off the power to her house. All ended very well.
Let me preface this by saying, I AM NOT AN SJW. I’m not even a Democrat nor a Republican. I do have to say this though, I HATE that every SJW and fake leftist feminist has to sport a Ruth Bader Ginsburg T shirt. I have the utmost respect for that woman. BTW, if you are a man, you should too! Back in the 70s she fought for a single father to be able to collect : Weinberger v. Wiesenfeld. Look it up. She managed to care for her husband and child while he was sick with cancer and went to school. I mean if wonder woman was real, she is wonder woman. Anyway, this heterosexual couple that have changed genders are the epitome of what is wrong in western society. WTF? Any normal person would laugh it off. He’s honking and listening to radio, LAUGH IT OFF! I understand that man behind the wheel because I am nearing that same mental state. I am so fed up with stupidity!
Heās not drunk, look at his eyes…they arenāt bloodshot, they are clear. She was probably supposed to move her car so they could mark the gas lines, but she is too much of a douche bag to move. I hope her house gets the Columbia gas treatment. Fuck her and her apparently deranged āhusbandā.
Poppin by to flick a fucckkkkinnnnnn bbuuuttttttt for you dix to rip.
Skim (because that’s how you read),
“That … drunk fat old white guy is driving around obviously slam hammered drunk says they must never have lost anyone to a drunk driver, or suffer from the same arrested developement this jackass does.”
1. Genetic fallacy at it’s best. You use “fat”, “old”, and “white” like they should be negative adjectives. You’re showing your biases against race, age, and fat people. Hypocrite.
2. You’re assumption that he or anyone else that comments about this guy has never lost anyone from drunk driving is horrible abductive reasoning by affirming a disjunct. So, who is it that suffers from “arrested development”. Idiot.
3. Why didn’t *she* call 911 and report a drunk driver?
“Would it still be as funny if he ran over an elderly person or child in the neighborhood? What if it was your child?”
1. You are making up scenarios to support an illogical argument. You are begging the question.
2. Appeal to emotion only works with the left.
“When does shit like this stop being seen as funny, when the perpetrator gets out of the vehicle & knocks on her door screaming? When he vandalizes her vehicle? When he drives over someone? SMH”
1. You’re assuming actions that never happened — he never left his truck.
2. False dilema
I saw 2 idiots yelling at each other. Idiot number 1 shouldn’t be behind the wheel for obvious reasons — not because he’s “white, fat, old”.
Idiot number 2 shouldn’t have engaged with idiot number 2. She should have called 911 and reported a suspected drunk driver. She should have taken herself out of harm’s way and called the police. They’re not fans of drunk drivers. However, she didn’t care that he was drunk. She wanted to film him “victimizing” her. She didn’t care if he “ran over an elderly person or child” — because she was too busy filming.
Get Fucked,
Finn
No one reads these long winded garbage opinions. All of your other handles account for the upvotes.
Get a job
Copy Cunt,
Yet, you read it. Maybe you stopped when you saw something shiny – you don’t seem to have a solid attention span.
Get Fucked,
Finn
oh look
4 upvotes instantly.
Thank you for proving my point Finn/DS/Josh Abrams/z
The old man needs to get a life & he lurks here 24-7. He has to have more than 4 names here. Sad existence.
maybe UT needs to put up a disclaimer that this social satire…
not Walter Cronkite….Morley Safer….there is no stopwatch ticking when I read the articles..
it’s humor…like all humor, it’s hit or miss..
regarding your diatribe…what is your point, other than TB is not the WSJ?
and the right has passion….we just don’t let it interfere with a modicum of common sense and/or logic…
we incorporate emotion….not let it blindly lead us.
Notice the “No Parking” sign taped to the tree and the other NG truck down the street.
My guess is that they were doing work there and she ignored the signs and parked there anyway — and he was trying to get her to move her illegally parked car.
I don’t think he was drunk, either…
From Wicked Local Belmont:
“Stephanie Burt is not an easy person to describe. The New York Times called the 41-year-old Belmont resident āone of the most influential poetry critics of his generation.ā That was 2012, when Stephanie Burt was known as Stephen Burt. Burt officially announced her gender transition this summer, but has been a visible and vocal advocate of transgender rights and queer culture for years. She is also a poet, a tenured professor of English at Harvard and, with her wife Jessie Bennett, a parent of two sons in the Belmont schools.”
“Stephanie’s” poetry:
āBelmont.ā
āItās about settling down and settling in / and trying not to settle for, / about three miles from the urban core, / where the not-quite-wild bald turkey, looking so lost / and inquisitive next to the stop for the 74.ā
āWe have learned to carry, everywhere, sunscreen, / and insect repellent, and pretzel sticks, and Aquaphor / in case any shrubs scratch the kids. We mean / it when we say we like it; we feel sure / itās safe around here, and once we feel safe, itās our nature / to say weāre unsatisfied, and pretend to seek more.ā
Stephanie may just well be the next T.S. Eliot.
I also knew a guy named “Steve Burt” back in the day.
But there’s no way that’s him…
So Harvard is the next university to go down the shitter. Thanks Steve. go suck your wife’s cock.
Who’s naive enough to believe that this will get him fired? If you’ve spent any time in a Union you already know how it will go down.
Particularly since getting her to move was his job — she wasn’t supposed to park there…
I knew Joe Back in the day.
“Joe decided to get white girl wasted,”
That’s how he talks. I’ll bet not drunk.
“That is the face of every guy whoās ever been cut off at the legion post, ever.”
” That was black out Smitty drunk.”
Joe grew up staggering distance from a Legion post and an Elks lodge.
and Smitty was about 4 houses down š
No lie….
It was in the 90s, that Rush Limbaugh had a show about male lesbians, and mocking of the concept. Parts of our world, primarily those influenced by the leftists, have gone insane, and our friend Joe is doing the only reasonable thing that can be done in this situation.
I’m certainly not siding with those 2 fucking SJW weirdos, trust me.
But this dude messed up. He’s either drunk or having a diabetic reaction (I go with drunk), and either way it was not appropriate to be driving and at work in that condition.
Love his political leanings, but hope he has a back up career
I kinda want to suck her wifeās dick
okay… sorry to the real Finn… but I gotta say that made me laugh.
Werfucked,
I laughed too. If he only knew…
Would *not* though.
Fondly,
Finn
We get it, you’re a woman. Yipeee for you.
Only old people listen to Rush?? You mean the same old people that tune into Howie?
In defense of the Grid guy, he didnāt arbitrarily pull behind her.
Look closely & youāll see fresh orange paint under her car. Meaning, he was there to mark out the gas line, & missing from her video is her refusal to move her car.
He couldāve handled it much better by having her towed.
Get a load of that fucking freakshow. What in the fuck is with that dude dressing up as a woman? That is some severe mental illness right there. A Subaru with all kinds of stickers is exactly the kind of automobile these fucking losers should be in. Stereotyping is real.
I could never figure out how they AFFORD Subaru’s. They’re expensive as FUCK.
My $.02…
This guy might be in diabetic shock (As opposed to drunk, as the behavior is similar)… that said, the whole situation is priceless.
Haven’t woke up to a couple good laughs like this in a while. Keep up the good work TB!
Where is picture of the Hate has no home here sign on her lawn ?
Not all heroes wear capes. Certainly not the hero we wanted, but definitely the hero we need.
I think we need to clone this guy and distribute them all around Somerville and the other wackjob towns.
That any of the commenters on this video/ story find it hystetically funny that some drunk fat old white guy is driving around obviously slam hammered drunk says they must never have lost anyone to a drunk driver, or suffer from the same arrested developement this jackass does. Would it still be as funny if he ran over an elderly person or child in the neighborhood? What if it was your child? The mentality that cheers this type of shit on is a big part of what’s wrong with society. For him to target her for harrassment in her own home because of bumperstickers supporting among other things alternative lifestyles is not only juvenile & ridiculous, it IS a hate crime by very definition. If the roles were reversed & it were an anti trump person harassing a pro trumper shit would hit the fan, it wouldn’t be made out to be funny, hilarious or a joke & she wouldn’t be told to “pull the stick of her ass & laugh along with everyone else”. There’d be calls for her to be locked up for harrassment at the very least. When does shit like this stop being seen as funny, when the perpetrator gets out of the vehicle & knocks on her door screaming? When he vandalizes her vehicle? When he drives over someone? SMH
Is the granny he runs over a screaming liberal ? If so then yes, especially if it’s in Cambridge
Kim are you still upset that you can’t hide your Adams apple? I hate you.
except he DIDN’T do any of those things. And more than likely he WON”T.
I am sure you are fine with those Marxist agenda pushing, hiding-behind-anti-racism-frauds Antifa, as they hassle and intimidate -even old ladies. Scumbags
You will survive Kimmy…the big bad Republicans are not putting the fringe in camps nor is the Earth going to collapse anytime soon.
Take a breath, unseal yourself from the bubblewrap tomb you are insulated in and try not to think of everything so dramatically. Every time you lefties scream “hate crime” when it’s not, another tree dies in the forest. Save the trees Kimmy. They are good for the environment.
Omg boo fucking who.People like you are whatās wrong with America today.Nobody got hurt so take your would if scenario everybody deserves a trophy having ass elsewhere.
Kim is a racist, ageist, fat-shaming douche. STFU, Kim. Everybody hates you and people who are like you. Now go fuck your self, you delusional bitch.
We apologize for the disgusting behavior of our former employee. Here at National Grid, we are a diverse and all inclusive company and there is no room for old white people or hate. We support the LBGTQ and all of our non binary customers and are working hard to reduce CO2 emissions by charging our customers extra every month on their utility bills. We actually charge all of our customers double, notice the transmission and distribution charges. Yes you pay for that shit, not us. So let us all work harder for a cleaner environment and billions more in profit, for us of course not you the customer. Have a Green Day. Thank you, National Grid.
Ps
Pay that bill overdue outrageous electric bill. youāre late!
He blasted Rush Limbaugh. Big deal. I’m sick of having a car next to me in traffic blasting gangsta rap with the bass beating so loud that it is all I can hear and feel.
As for harassing her, he’s simply following Maxine Water’s playbook. She is the one who said that when you see a Trump supporter in public, you as a group should confront them and tell them they aren’t welcome here, all of which will only lead to violence. They still can’t get over the fact that Crooked Hillary, the worst candidate ever, lost to Trump.
That poor woman’s wife is balding.
the lesbian couple better than most you busteds.
If she’s deluding herself into thinking she is in a lesbonian relationship, how does she “relate” with
Maybelline Jasper or Andrea Darryl or whatever its name is?
Does she tonguepunch its ravioli busted and feces encrusted mangina?
Not even sure what to plug into a search on pornhub to find something similar and don’t want to find the answer.
When I grow up I want to be Joe . My hero,
How does one become chronologically elderly yet psychologically prepubescent, all at the same time? Whatās his secret- unfiltered tap water, a bad whiskey habit, lead paint chips as a child? Heās a marvel.
why are we pretending that men and women who want to play dress up and “switch” genders are anything but a mental disorder
old drunk dude who sees his once great country tuned cesspool…
two dudes pretending to be girls and WANT to be called girls…
hmmmmm
yeah….let’s call oldie out for his “behavior”….lol
the left…you really don’t see yourselves do you?
Fucking hilarious.
That dumb woman reminded me of the gal in Weston wearing that dress with all the women on it that tried to save the black people that got pulled over. Unfortunately in this incident I didnāt win Turtleboy Bingo, I was waiting on āwhite privilegeā for a diagonal win. So close!!
Ps – when is RBG gonna die? Please be soon!
Toyota must be reeling after the Subaru wagon surpassed the Prius as the official vehicle of the angry, grey-haired undiscovered poet who loves Lizzie and Hilary.
Hahahahaha hilarious! Good for this guy…..enjoy a well earned retirement!
Pretty funny the āwomanā who claims to be a lesbian married to a man in a wig calling someone āseriously mentally disturbedā
Hahahahahaja
They should make a poster of the 2 ‘lesbos’ and that exact quote and put them on billboards on the highway. That is priceless!
Get a load of this couple. They both decided to take the otherās gender, then get married.
So if they were to have kidsā¦.WTF does the kid call each of them?
Dang! My vid player wont work, someone post it on YT please so I can get it there.
Sorry SJW Hunter, but Rush is still relevant. A bit oversimplistic at times, but still relevant.
Give this man the medal of honor and a lifetime supply of Budweiser!
Of course s/he drives a Subaru Forester and it has Hillary bumper stickers; where was the Coexist sticker, ya phony?!
The silent majority is becoming enraged with the left’s lunacy, and we won’t be silent for much longer.
Great job, dad!
Hahahahahaha this is hilarious. I see that car 10 times a day on my way to work. (Obviously not this exact one but theyāre all the same). Anyways I was pull in front of them and watch in my rear view mirror as they lose their fucking minds when they see my Trump stickers. Itās a riot! Then I slow down get in the lane next to them so they can catch up and watch them flip out and laugh at them. It makes the commute just a tiny bit bearable. Lol
Kudos.
This was great!Every fucking Democrat needs to be treated like this.
That woman married her son!
You know this poor man is afflicted with a disease….NGRID should pay for his extensive leave pay and medical treatments, he surely needs and promote him to desk job after healed. Why is this woman so intolerant of him? She is mean-spirited for sure. The Subaru really is an icon for the SJW’s, 98% predictive.
Joe Brion for Governor !
I love this! This guy is a working class hero!
His Union will save him. Back to work by Monday…. š
Thatās why unions are good
This…..is….awesome