Nearly Nakey Hoodrat Climbing On Moving Vehicles In The Middle Of A Busy Providence Intersection Is A Great Example Of Why Drugs Are Bad

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Just another Wednesday in Providence, on Broad Street no less. You could stash a million dollars anywhere on Broad Street and I’d pass. Nope, fuck that.

I’d venture a guess that someone had some fun treats and they weren’t fruit rollups. Unless you can smoke those now.


Now I know there’s nothing like a good stroll around in your underoos, but in public that’s kind of a no-no. And definitely don’t try to climb into strangers cars or vault up the hood of a random truck. Was there a Hoodrat Olympics I missed? Nah, maybe she’s just training for it.



That guy peels out because fuuuuck that. He’s not letting Crazy McCrazyNoPants in his vehicle.

For being nearly naked and clearly on some kinda naughty snacks, this broad is especially limber. She probably does yoga.

There isn’t much else to say. Just a typical Wednesday on Broad Street.


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9 Comment(s)
  • September 1, 2017 at 6:19 am

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  • Wabbitt
    August 5, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    Love the ghetto Star Market in the background.

  • Independent Thinker
    August 4, 2017 at 10:08 am

    You shouldn’t run out into traffic and jump on vehicles. A driver has no way if you are just a jerk or if you are going to harm him, which is why you deserve to get run over for doing it.

  • Stunt Penis
    August 4, 2017 at 5:42 am

    This country is starting to look more like Rwanda or Guatemala every day.

  • Publius
    August 3, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    80,000 turtle riders and growing.

  • They call me Ponch
    August 3, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    Of course it’s on Broad St.

    That’s down by the intersection of Wench and Strumpet, right?

  • Chris Seith
    August 3, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    I’ve read this blog since bus gate and have not patronized one advertiser on this website. And I like this shit and live in Worcester!Go figure . Fact is worcester sucks if your from there or chose to live here you suck to. So next time when you see some fucked up drug addled fuck with there pants around their ankles pissing on themselves think shoot murray. Fuck that guy.

    • TortugaNiño
      August 3, 2017 at 8:23 pm

      The blog is about an incident in providence….get back to your crack pipe.

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