Never Seen Someone Blow As Many Layups As Donald Trump Did Last Night

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The debate last night was the shitshow we all knew it would be. I thought it was over the second I saw this:



She came out in a bright red pant suit. Ya know, like the devil.

But make no doubt about it – Donald Trump lost. Hillary Clinton did nothing that would be considered good. She didn’t really do anything at all. She just sat up there like a monotone robot saying the exact same speaking points that President Obama and every other democrat has been saying for the last 10 years:

  • Equal pay for equal work
  • Racism is bad, Trump is a racist
  • Jobs are good, we need more of those
  • Guns are bad, we need less of those

The difference is that when Obama says those things he really sells it to you. He tells some anecdote about a guy in Iowa he met whose small business could use a little help from the government. Something like that. He’s a really good speaker and can convince people his policies are the best policies.

Hillary Clinton has the exact same policies but she just can’t convince anyone of anything. She is your awkward grandmother, just with more skeletons in her closet. And somehow Trump didn’t capitalize on ANY of it. He could’ve pointed to documented facts that the equal pay myth is a result of personal and career choices. But he didn’t. Instead he went on rambling about Rosie O’Donnell and how tremendous all the buildings he owns are. Turtleboy could have done a better job destroying her than he did.

It’s weird because Trump came out annihilating her. Most people seem to agree that he dominated the first 20 minutes. He destroyed her on trade and the effect that NAFTA (which her husband signed off on) has had on industrial workers. She looked dumb. Then she brought up the fact that he’s a lucky sperm and it got in his head and it was all downhill from there.

Conservative columnist Ben Shapiro sums it up best:

Sure, Lester Holt absolutely stacked the deck against him, but Trump had no comebacks for any of these things. Birtherism? Tax records? He spent an hour defending his tax records when he could’ve just pointed out the fact that the Clinton Foundation is a gigantic bribery scandal. Discrimination lawsuit from 40 years ago that was settled? We’re living in an age where a terrorist attack happens every other week and American cities are being burned to the ground by peaceful protesters. And you’re asking about birtherism and one guy’s tax records? That’s what Turtleboy would’ve said. Not Trump though. He talked Rosie O’Donnell.

Sexism? The woman Trump is running against is married to a man who invented sexism. She helped silence victims of sexual assault at the hands of her husband in order to further her own political career. Trump forgot to mention that.

Pro-Iraq? Trump didn’t vote to go to war in Iraq because he wasn’t an elected congressman at the time. Hillary did. Trump decided not to mention that because he went on a rant about something he said to Sean Hanitty one time.

Hillary gave him layup after layup too. She willingly brought up the emails. She bragged about testifying in front of congress as an example of her stamina!! And Trump didn’t say shit.

Meanwhile Trump didn’t bring up ANY of the things that got him here in the first place. He didn’t even mention the wall!!! That’s insane. Never thought I’d see that day. He didn’t mention Benghazi, Omar Mateen, her flip-flopping on gay marriage, the war on police in this country, or the fact that we’ve had a democratic president for eight years and all of these things have happened during that time.

The bottom line is that Trump let her and Lester Holt set the agenda. Instead of going on the offensive against one of the easiest candidates in history to go on the offensive against, he stayed on the defensive and rambled on about how he’s not all of the things they accused him of being. But the question is, will it even matter? Trump has literally done everything wrong this entire campaign and all it does is make him more popular.


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16 Comment(s)
  • Rational person
    September 28, 2016 at 10:07 am

    This election is no joke.

    Google Carter Page. He’s one of Trump’s “advisers.”

  • Rational person
    September 27, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    I am borrowing this from another person but I think it’s a pretty good summation of what we learned about Donald Man of the People Trump.

    “Not paying taxes like everyone else = Smart.
    Getting sued for discrimination = We settled but never admitted guilt.
    6 bankruptcies, stiffing and screwing investors, contractors, workers, etc. = Using the laws to my advantage.
    Wishing the economy would collapse so he could buy cheap houses working people lost= Just business.”

    So how’s he going to help you?

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      September 27, 2016 at 6:56 pm

      Most learned those things about Trump months ago, and thinking people can accept it. He hasn’t broken any laws or been responsible for anyone dying that I’ve heard.

      It’s what’s been hidden about Hillary that actually matters. But the media is complicit and thus we have half the country that is either ignorant or doesn’t care about Hillary’s crimes and misdemeanors. Can’t wait for you nitwits to have your bubbles burst.

    • Rational Person
      September 27, 2016 at 6:57 pm

      Lots of downvotes but no one can answer my question.

      • Turd Burglestein
        September 27, 2016 at 7:14 pm

        Trump is going to help us by getting government out of our way with all their stupid overbearing regulations…especially when it comes to eliminating the job killing program known as 0bamacare.

        Now crawl back under hillary’s skirt and sniff that rotten whiskerbiscuit.

  • Woo Town Jobs
    September 27, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    Trump should have said this: “Jobs? I’ve personally created thousands. I already know how to create jobs. I don’t need a phony “plan.” Hilary: Name one single private sector job that you have ever created in your life. Oh, right. None. And you have been one of the most powerful people on the planet for 30 years. “

  • BobnMic
    September 27, 2016 at 12:30 pm

    I agree Turd. I think Trump’s tempered approach will pay dividends for him down the road. Yes he could have went for the jugular on a number of topics but I viewed it as he was in control. And as far as coherent sentences? That’s just Trump’s mind working faster than his mouth. It doesn’t mean he is not competent or smart? I think it’s great that a highly successful business man in the private sector would want to give back and lead our country. That to me is Patriotism and I salute that all day long.

    I think Hillary came off as a smug condescending little bright red bitch with that chucky fucking smile the whole time making zero references to her past 30 years in government. Maybe because of zero accomplishments? I think so. When Trump starting getting into the intricacies of foreign trade deals – Hillary looked dumbfounded like a clueless college freshman in an intro to Business course.

    Points go to Trump…

    • Rational person
      September 27, 2016 at 12:46 pm

      “And as far as coherent sentences? That’s just Trump’s mind working faster than his mouth. ”

      No, that’s ADD and all that Adderall he snorted beforehand to try to help him focus just gave him a case of the sniffles. And drymouth, apparently.

      • Turd Burglestein
        September 27, 2016 at 3:00 pm

        Bend down and sniff my anal vapor
        Your face is my toilet paper

        • Rational person
          September 27, 2016 at 3:09 pm

          Yeah, you’re the kind of voter I want to trust with the future of this country.

          • True Reality Speaks
            Mirror Mirror
            September 27, 2016 at 6:45 pm

            Yeah – you prefer the sheep and lemmings decide. LOL

  • JayC
    September 27, 2016 at 12:30 pm

    He was smart by holding back a bit and not bludgeoning her on everything and came across as being in charge, because someone has to and Obama and Clinton haven’t been. He forced her to fire off all her ammo on him the very first debate. He racist, sexist, an evil wealthy business man, blah, blah, blah.. Now what new can say in the second and third debate that she hasn’t the first debate? She and the media fell right in to his trap. Ofcourse, the media is giddy and making his case about unfairness by, again, writing his political obituary without it even being close to over. It ain’t over until the fat lady in the pantsuit sings.

    With such short attention spans the idiot voters may not even remember anything that was said in the first debate by the time the second and third occur. And people tend to remember the most recent events, so the last one better be masterful. And he’s a quick study who makes adjustments on the fly. Should be interesting.

  • Turd Burglestein
    September 27, 2016 at 12:03 pm

    See??? Trump just can’t get a break. He goes easy on her so the poor old bag doesn’t have a stroke and die, people call him weak. If he had gotten up there and schlonged her, people will call him a sexist. I say he made the right move…let her live to make another debate when it’s far too late for a substitute candidate to be put in when she does finally stroke out. He’ll schlong her on the 3rd debate.

    Let the downvotes commence now you shitlibs.

  • girlygirl
    September 27, 2016 at 11:49 am

    Just more evidence in support of the hypothesis that Trump still is, and always has been, working for Hillary. The fact that he stood up there and rambled on and on about nothing left me speechless. The man couldn’t put together a coherent sentence. He’s following the plan…embarrass republicans and secure the presidency for Hillary.

    • Rational person
      September 27, 2016 at 11:54 am

      He’s NEVER been able to string together a coherent sentence. And what was with all the hard sniffing? And chugging water? He was an unmitigated disaster and showed exactly why he should not be president. Of anything.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Kevi bashed in my skull
    September 27, 2016 at 11:29 am

    Everyone is dumping on Lester Holt but he asked the question about cyber security. It was a meatball for Trump, right down the middle of the plate. Does he bring up her emails? No he talks about how it might be China behind it. Geesh.

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