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New Bedford Guide: Police arrested a 19-year-old New Bedford woman Wednesday, May 23 after she was reported hitting her dog in the head and body on West Beach near the bottom of Willard Street. When police and animal control arrived, witnesses reported they had seen the woman hitting the dog in the head and body both on the beach and on the sidewalk. Witnesses said the woman told police she asked the dog to stay while she went into the water. When the dog disregarded her commanded and followed her to the water, she struck the dog with an open and closed fist, witnesses said, and the dog was cowering.
When police and animal control approached the woman, she became aggressive toward them and threatened them as they attempted to detain her. Mikayla Alexis Goncalves, 19, of 25 Dudley St., New Bedford, was arrested on charges of animal cruelty, two counts of threatening to commit a crime and resisting arrest. The dog, a three-year-old female pit bull, is in the custody of animal control. She was examined by a veterinarian after the incident and did not appear to be injured.
What a gem this Salter School prodigy is….
This is the trashiest thing I’ve ever read, even for New Bedford:
Witnesses said the woman told police she asked the dog to stay while she went into the water. When the dog disregarded her commanded and followed her to the water, she struck the dog with an open and closed fist, witnesses said, and the dog was cowering.
It’s a fucking dog. And just like most people in New Bedford, it doesn’t speak English. When you tell him you’re going into the water he’s not going to stay seated. This isn’t a Korean boarding school. It’s a pit bull in New Bedford whose owner is two steps away from working the day shift at the King’s Inn.
And she didn’t just slap the dog, she used a Goddamn closed fist. Against an animal that has no idea what right and wrong is. Naturally she could’ve had any dog and she chose to get a pit bull. What were the odds that a ghettoskankular clamwaffle from New Bedford would own a pit bull?
Of course this sperm sponge’s Facebook page is wide open too, and naturally she’s playing the victim…..
“My dog got tooken.”
Well, guess she can’t blame her actions on PMS. Because as you can see, she obviously has no idea what a period is.
So her story is that the dog tried biting someone, which is why she hit it. First of all, that’s your fault too. You’ve obviously done a shitty job raising your dog if it bites people. Secondly, if you know your dog can’t be trusted on its own, then don’t leave it on its own.
She was just getting warmed up. Her favorite line to the haters was the official slogan New Bedford – “eat a fat dick and choke on it”:
Not to be confused with something she’s familiar with – “shut the fuck up and eat 2 dicks”
Because “eat a dick” is already trademarked by Fall River. Smile if you think two porridge pumpers is better than one….
According to her the dog loves her….
Honey, just because the gang bangers who you grant access to your meat wallet smack you around when you come up short on the package, doesn’t mean the dog enjoys it.
But wait, she said earlier she dindu nuffin
Yup, I definitely believe the section 8 inseminate over an established media outlet regurgitating information from a police report.
Oh, and the good samaritan who called the cops is involved in a huge conspiracy to steal her dog…
Skagbeast: “There’s no proof I hit the dog.”
Aslo skagbeast: “I hit the dog because he was bad.”
According to her the New Bedford Guide, which got its story directly from a police report, is fake news:
And most importantly, only God can judge…
I just talked to God actually. He says you’re going to hell.
She had many ratchet defenders too. Some of New Bedford’s finest indeed……
“She loved it like it was her baby.” Oh, I don’t doubt that. Although she’s 19, childless, and lives in New Bedford which can only mean one thing – she’s infertile. Not Brittny though.
Oh look, she’s a teenage incubator. Never saw that one coming.
Derek Alves seems like a winner….
Oh yea, Derek got to take the MCAS in the special room in the library. Now yous can’t leave New Bedford. Ever. Not that you’d ever contemplate that. Please, more brilliant thoughts Derek. Your first point was so strong, let’s build off of that….
I have no idea what its trying to say, but it sounds important and got three likes, so it must be legit. Proving that just because you claim you’re a woman, doesn’t mean you have have periods.
It was just getting warmed up….
Good point. All these crazy wypipo upset about animal abuse really just need more dick in their life. Something Testosterone Jones has plenty of.
Just because he wishes he had a pussy doesn’t mean he likes them either….
Derek, I’d say that your father is ashamed of you. But I think we can both agree that there’s a zero point zero percent chance you have any idea who your father is.
According to this cabbage snatch, we all do worse than this to our kids….
That’s nice. She thinks it’s OK to beat children too. Good thing she’s not pregnant. Oh wait…..
I forgot, it’s New Bedford.
According to this chocharista both the cops and multiple eye witnesses are lying…
Except she already admitted multiple times that she hit the dog. That’s why it was tooken from her.
And as this queef barnacle points out, who doesn’t beat the shit out of their dog when it does something wrong?
I’ll tell you what’s wrong Alexis. I can smell your “beached wale at low tide” perfume from Pembroke.
Anyway, I saw someone post this idea earlier and I’m down with it – can we get a no dog list, like we have a no fly list? How hard would that be? If you’ve ever been arrested for beating a dog, you’re never allowed to own a dog again. Because obviously the New Bedford Clamwaffle thinks she did nothing wrong, and if she gets this dog back or another dog, she will beat the shit out of it again.