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New Bedford Clamwaffle Punches Pit Bull At Beach For Not Listening To Her When She Swims, Claims It Was “Tooken” From Her By Cops, Cabbage Snatch Friends Defend Her Honor

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New Bedford Guide: Police arrested a 19-year-old New Bedford woman Wednesday, May 23 after she was reported hitting her dog in the head and body on West Beach near the bottom of Willard Street. When police and animal control arrived, witnesses reported they had seen the woman hitting the dog in the head and body both on the beach and on the sidewalk. Witnesses said the woman told police she asked the dog to stay while she went into the water. When the dog disregarded her commanded and followed her to the water, she struck the dog with an open and closed fist, witnesses said, and the dog was cowering.

When police and animal control approached the woman, she became aggressive toward them and threatened them as they attempted to detain her. Mikayla Alexis Goncalves, 19, of 25 Dudley St., New Bedford, was arrested on charges of animal cruelty, two counts of threatening to commit a crime and resisting arrest. The dog, a three-year-old female pit bull, is in the custody of animal control. She was examined by a veterinarian after the incident and did not appear to be injured.

What a gem this Salter School prodigy is….

This is the trashiest thing I’ve ever read, even for New Bedford:

Witnesses said the woman told police she asked the dog to stay while she went into the water. When the dog disregarded her commanded and followed her to the water, she struck the dog with an open and closed fist, witnesses said, and the dog was cowering.

It’s a fucking dog. And just like most people in New Bedford, it doesn’t speak English. When you tell him you’re going into the water he’s not going to stay seated. This isn’t a Korean boarding school. It’s a pit bull in New Bedford whose owner is two steps away from working the day shift at the King’s Inn.

And she didn’t just slap the dog, she used a Goddamn closed fist. Against an animal that has no idea what right and wrong is. Naturally she could’ve had any dog and she chose to get a pit bull. What were the odds that a ghettoskankular clamwaffle from New Bedford would own a pit bull?

Of course this sperm sponge’s Facebook page is wide open too, and naturally she’s playing the victim…..

“My dog got tooken.”

Well, guess she can’t blame her actions on PMS. Because as you can see, she obviously has no idea what a period is.

So her story is that the dog tried biting someone, which is why she hit it. First of all, that’s your fault too. You’ve obviously done a shitty job raising your dog if it bites people. Secondly, if you know your dog can’t be trusted on its own, then don’t leave it on its own.

She was just getting warmed up. Her favorite line to the haters was the official slogan New Bedford – “eat a fat dick and choke on it”:

Not to be confused with something she’s familiar with – “shut the fuck up and eat 2 dicks”

Because “eat a dick” is already trademarked by Fall River. Smile if you think two porridge pumpers is better than one….

According to her the dog loves her….

Honey, just because the gang bangers who you grant access to your meat wallet smack you around when you come up short on the package, doesn’t mean the dog enjoys it.

But wait, she said earlier she dindu nuffin

Yup, I definitely believe the section 8 inseminate over an established media outlet regurgitating information from a police report.

Oh, and the good samaritan who called the cops is involved in a huge conspiracy to steal her dog…

Skagbeast: “There’s no proof I hit the dog.”

Aslo skagbeast: “I hit the dog because he was bad.”

According to her the New Bedford Guide, which got its story directly from a police report, is fake news:

And most importantly, only God can judge…

I just talked to God actually. He says you’re going to hell.

She had many ratchet defenders too. Some of New Bedford’s finest indeed……

“She loved it like it was her baby.” Oh, I don’t doubt that. Although she’s 19, childless, and lives in New Bedford which can only mean one thing – she’s infertile. Not Brittny though.

Oh look, she’s a teenage incubator. Never saw that one coming.

Derek Alves seems like a winner….

Oh yea, Derek got to take the MCAS in the special room in the library. Now yous can’t leave New Bedford. Ever. Not that you’d ever contemplate that. Please, more brilliant thoughts Derek. Your first point was so strong, let’s build off of that….

I have no idea what its trying to say, but it sounds important and got three likes, so it must be legit. Proving that just because you claim you’re a woman, doesn’t mean you have have periods.


It was just getting warmed up….

Good point. All these crazy wypipo upset about animal abuse really just need more dick in their life. Something Testosterone Jones has plenty of.

Just because he wishes he had a pussy doesn’t mean he likes them either….

Derek, I’d say that your father is ashamed of you. But I think we can both agree that there’s a zero point zero percent chance you have any idea who your father is.

According to this cabbage snatch, we all do worse than this to our kids….

That’s nice. She thinks it’s OK to beat children too. Good thing she’s not pregnant. Oh wait…..

I forgot, it’s New Bedford.

According to this chocharista both the cops and multiple eye witnesses are lying…

Except she already admitted multiple times that she hit the dog. That’s why it was tooken from her.

And as this queef barnacle points out, who doesn’t beat the shit out of their dog when it does something wrong?

I’ll tell you what’s wrong Alexis. I can smell your “beached wale at low tide” perfume  from Pembroke.

Anyway, I saw someone post this idea earlier and I’m down with it – can we get a no dog list, like we have a no fly list? How hard would that be? If you’ve ever been arrested for beating a dog, you’re never allowed to own a dog again. Because obviously the New Bedford Clamwaffle thinks she did nothing wrong, and if she gets this dog back or another dog, she will beat the shit out of it again.

43 Comment(s)
  • K
    May 26, 2018 at 10:27 am

    Turtle boy I know you do not support racism, why do you allow these blatant racist comments? I know you love support, but are these the people you want advocating for you? Are these the people you want running around wearing your shirts? You need to write a blog saying you don’t support racist turtle riders.

  • K
    May 26, 2018 at 10:22 am

    I just read the comments. All of you saying nigger are evidently white trailer park trash. This NIGGER here most definitely makes more money then all of you combined. It’s called a college education. Just in case none of you know what that is.

    Go collect your food stamps and welfare and hide out on the net pretending to be more then you are. I know life completely sucks for all of you. But I assume you like your brother Billy Bob shoving his little pink dick in your mouth, so maybe life don’t suck.

    Trash like you would never say nigger in public.

    • Keep watching, you’ll see
      May 26, 2018 at 10:32 am

      The comment section here gets trolled pretty hard. The n-bombs get posted by detractors of the site, not supporters.

    • GetANiggaLooseCardy
      May 26, 2018 at 3:25 pm

      Fuck you
      You can chimp out in public all you want. It makes for great utube videos watching 2 monkies chimp out on black Friday over a 99 cent item.

  • K
    May 26, 2018 at 10:11 am

    “Just like most people in New Bedford it doesn’t speak English” lol.

    The real crazy thing is, she probably does love that dog. She is most likely treating the dog the only way she knows how. This is most likely the way she was brought up. Hopefully, since God can only judge her, he does not give her children to “love” like that.

  • I think we have a confession
    May 25, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    I give her credit for acknowledging that her Pitbull fights dogs every day. Maybe we can get her to repeat that a few more times for the record. It’s hilarious that she would think that’s an acceptable defense for what she did but it says everything about how these people think and their attitudes towards animals.

  • Frank Rizzo
    May 25, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    Brittny’s got man hands

    • Kissel
      May 26, 2018 at 9:27 am

      Had to go back and take a look again. You are right but at least her nail polish isn’t chipped. Either way, would.

    • Hector
      May 26, 2018 at 3:08 pm

      She runs the handball court over by the park. If you see her there you may as well look for another court.

  • Cracker
    May 25, 2018 at 12:22 pm

    Reason #432775489 why spics completely suck and are worthless.

    • vicxh
      May 25, 2018 at 12:41 pm

      She is not completely worthless. I could certainly put her mouth and tits to good use.

      • Yuck
        May 25, 2018 at 1:25 pm

        She’s a cum receptacle for gangbangers and hood rats and probably comes with a prolapsed anus and a smell in the hooha that no douche will ever get rid of. My suggestion would be to find about half a dozen industrial strength condoms before you even get close to that piece of shit. Personally, I would not fuck a whore like that with a stolen dick. Sure, she looks good, but the strains of VD she carries ain’t worth the risk.

  • TJB
    May 25, 2018 at 10:55 am

    Yes, the ads suck, but the real nigger is when you write an awesome reply and before you can post, you get redirected and start all over. As for the cockroaches; thank Ted Kennedy and the joos of NY for the immigration reform act of 1965.

  • International Hug A Brown Bear Day
    May 25, 2018 at 9:16 am

    So many invitations…so little time…I think she will LOVE my party in the woods! Pro tip: Wild bears are a bit masochistic (they LOVE being hit) So much so that they will hug the shit out of you with their teeth. On another note I’m thinking of making the official date sometime next spring. The momma bears are having babies and they’re super docile.
    Before I forget. M’kay la bring donuts Dunks preferably.
    *no aussault guns, knives, arrows or periods allowed.
    *welcome to thunder dome

  • whatevuh
    May 25, 2018 at 7:05 am

    You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig. This is what we get from South America

  • Big Tits
    May 25, 2018 at 5:38 am

    Nice tits, other than that it’s all down hill. A few more years and 80 lbs, a mustache side burns, she will look like brown obese Elvis.

    Beating dogs in public, dis da Panish way wite peebles, mine yo own biness, dis are culture. Wit peeble too weak to do wot we do, you all is afraid to hit a dogs not us. You is afraid blast out babys wit no daddy. I got big breastesess and no mustache yet, my Queer-a-Ricano Boyz kick yo azz.

  • Gracias Gringo Slaves
    May 25, 2018 at 5:19 am

    Si Se Puede… he he he he

    We hit dog and take your gringo money you can’t stop us. he he he he he he
    Make sure you pay my rent on time gringos. he he he he he
    I’m getting hair extensions and a Lexus pay-up gringo. he he he he

    You whit peebles work for me mother fuckas. he he he he

    • Hasta la Vista, Mojado Cabron
      May 25, 2018 at 12:14 pm

      Trump is President, he he he
      We will break up your family and send you back to your shithole, he he he

  • Suckabag
    May 25, 2018 at 2:37 am

    Suck a bag of dicks only drug dealers have pit bulls
    You are incapable of taking care of yourself let alone another living being. Kill yourself before you pollute the gene pool.

  • Y
    May 25, 2018 at 1:24 am

    I would swim thru shark infested nigger piss just to finger fuck her shadow

    • vicxh
      May 25, 2018 at 12:39 pm

      That’s easily the most racist and horniest comment combined here. Well done, sir!

    • Moby Dick
      May 26, 2018 at 9:32 am

      Those poor sharks!

  • stupid chickie Hickie wannabee?
    May 24, 2018 at 11:08 pm

    I take it that Derek Fernandes Alves has some sort of tranny tendencies, is that what I am seeing? If those chicks he is friends with love him, like they all seem to telling each other, they should be banging it into his head to give it up man. He’s got to be the god damn fugliest trannie I have ever seen. And you’re talking to a guy who isn’t homophobic, I loves me some tranny porn. Nothing hotter than seeing some stud banging Cheryl Jack in the arse while Cheryl Jack beat off his weiner and plays with his/her Progesterone-induced DDD titties. I’ll whack the cock all night watching that kinky shiite. But if it is Deprick Hernias Alewifes, I aint gonna get very far, to GOD DMAN FUCKING UGLY. God damn, lord have mercy, shot dat boy with a manhood bullet, get that ugly fuck back to the drivers side. Maybe Mikayla & Brittny can spunk some sense into the stupid chickie Hickie wannabee?

    • Fags Ruin Everything
      May 25, 2018 at 5:25 am

      Couldn’t fully understand your post and I am glad for that.

    • barf
      May 26, 2018 at 12:13 am

      If you are into tranny porn, you really can’t be questioning anybody else’s manliness.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    May 24, 2018 at 10:27 pm

    More examples of how The Great Brown Invasion of America is dumping more and more human shit within our shores. Coupled with the fact that they breed like fucking rabbits…..we are fucked !

    • Buggs Bunny
      May 25, 2018 at 5:28 am

      With apologies to rabbits everywhere, who do get up work every day and don’t harass anybody.

    • DickSuckersBag
      May 25, 2018 at 10:06 am

      As a Great man said they are ANIMALS

  • Burlando Castile
    May 24, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    Lol @ chocharista!!! Great article! This bitch shouldn’t get access to any animal ever again. 

    • JaWannaDick
      May 25, 2018 at 10:08 am

      She has access to ANIMALS. All her Third World Friends.

  • like a 3rd world carnival
    May 24, 2018 at 9:34 pm

    Just when the story couldn’t get more ratchet or bizarre….Derek.

    • Pitbull Suicide
      May 24, 2018 at 10:36 pm

      Life just keeps kicking these garbage humans in the teeth every minute of everyday. The pitbull obviously tried to drown itself or was barking for help to get away from this illiterate, Section 8 cum junkie and her broken friends. 

    May 24, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    Can you fix your fucking site already? It’s an absolute mess of pop ups and bullshit ads. Just stream line it.

    • Squirtleboy
      May 24, 2018 at 9:59 pm

      Theres an app now, no pop ups or redirects 

      • Y
        May 25, 2018 at 1:23 am

        Nope, the app is just as bad

    • What they say, when you complain
      May 25, 2018 at 9:05 am

      Hey guys, we know people are mad about popups and shit like that. Trust me, we’d definitely do away with those if we could. You may notice we have a donation button you can give to. Have you done that yet? Or is this free website not good enough for you? Is there anything else we can get you free of charge to make your life slightly more convenient? We get paid per impression on blogs. Without Facebook traffic plummets. The rates advertisers pay us has dipped by 75% because we’ve been blacklisted by Google Adsense. So basically we’re making 10% of what we made at this point last year. Once again, we’d love to have no ads, which is why we have a donation button. But when people don’t donate, this is the free website you get. Don’t like it? Vote for Bernie.

      • JaWannaDick
        May 25, 2018 at 10:10 am

        You should start a go fund me page for Versace sneakers and a free website ratchet

      • Y
        May 25, 2018 at 10:27 am

        Yes, I donated $10.00 last week and $5.00 a month ago.

        • Ffs
          May 25, 2018 at 3:19 pm

          Doesn’t it feel great to know you donated and that’s still the answer you get. I’ve donated three times. And still can’t read anything. It’s a free website so deal with it. That is their answer. Whether you donate or not.

          • mitch
            May 25, 2018 at 3:37 pm

            adblock+ is free. it is open source. download it and pop-ups and most ads are GONE. online advertisers are freaking out because of ad blockers. you’re welcome…

          • Y
            May 26, 2018 at 2:16 am

            I didn’t initiate the hate.
            Calm down needle dick!

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      May 25, 2018 at 9:07 am

      Are you and the 9 other people who liked your post fucking retarded or dyslexic or just a special kind of stupid? Honestly though tb has said time and time again they are working on a new website. Did you get that a new website. So, why fucking bitch about something that has been said over 600 times in the last week alone? Why would they waste time, money & energy to fix this site when they are building a new one? Please tell us! If you dont like it you can either fuck off, give tb a bunch of money so he does not have to rely on ad revenue, or just suck it up like the rest of us. For fuck sake get over it. You’re all worried about ad pop ups. There is more to life than botching about how far you have to scroll down to leave a comment. Why do so many people in this country think they are at burger king & can have it their way right away? That’s not how the world works sorry yo burst all 10 of your bubbles. Fucking nit witts. Do you not have work to be doing instead of bitching about ads? I’m sure all of your employers would be so fond of you once they find out you’re bitching about a free site on company time.
      In the words of one of my fellow turtle riders. (get fucked)

      • Ffs
        May 25, 2018 at 3:26 pm

        When you use the words of one of your “fellow turtle riders” like Finn and the quote get fucked.. make sure you know what their stance is on the subject is before you go and run your mouth. Finn has also complained of the same issues. So instead of trying to talk shit to people with rightful complaints and people who have donated to this blog but yet still can’t read the stories you get should get fucked

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