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So here is yet another proud tale of achievement from one of New Bedford’s finest gutterslags:
“A New Bedford woman is facing firearms charges after her arrest in Wareham.
Officers responded to the area of the Woods At Wareham housing complex on Wednesday just after 7 pm, after receiving a report that a woman had pulled a gun on a man.
The woman was last seen in a black SUV, exiting the property onto Swifts Beach Road.
Within minutes, Police spotted the suspect’s vehicle on the side of the road.
After an investigation, Police arrested 21-year old Alyssa Sinclair of New Bedford and recovered the loaded firearm.
Sinclair was charged with assault with a dangerous weapon and possession of a firearm without a permit.
Police say it appears the incident was the result of an argument.”
Some ratchet dumpslut from New Bedford pulled a gun in the middle of an argument less than a mile away from Wareham low income housing? You don’t say! In fact, this story is so utterly predictable and routine at this point that the actual criminal offense was all but entirely overshadowed by the 6 inches of sharpie scribbled above homegirl’s eye holes.
But when the thot squad of all thot squads showed up to free muh boi, it wasn’t explicitly to defend her against the criminal allegations, but instead just to attack anyone who pointed out her face looks like Frank Zappa’s mustache.
Don’t be flapping your gums about her friend’s eyebrows, yo. Or this ghettohog will beat you TF up.
….And you’ll never guess what she does for work.
Alyssa showed up to express her displeasure with the fact that her mugshot makes her look like a Jr Bacon Sleazeburger, and correct the public perception real quick.
Damn them for not putting photo filters on mugshots. Those animals.
And if there’s anyone who is clearly an expert on beauty, it’s this Scare-Ho
The more browzilla and the thot patrol commented, the more it started to look like the ghetto forces of the universe coming together to form the ultimate Ratchet Voltron. So much ghetto word salad, so many emojis.
So. Many. Snapchat. Filters.
That’s the epitome of class, ladies and gentleman. Ignore the unlicensed gun charges. These bitches keep it a hunnit.
Unfortunately for Alyssa, though, neither the two snowshoes drawn above her eyes or criminal behavior really stole the show here. Most likely because her behavior is typical for New Bedford, Wareham, and just her, period.
Gun charges? Boring! Just another Tuesday night for Browzilla from New Befferd. No, the real star of the show here ended up being bottom feeding ratchet extraordinaire and “childcare provider” Becca Santos,
when she got into an epic ghetto word salad with everyone’s favorite guttermuppet, Nikki Potnick.
First of all, if you want to know why New Bedford is such a barren wasteland of broken English and broken dreams dipped in government cheese, look no further than the “childcare” available there:
But for as mean as you were, Becca, Nikki would still let you watch her kids for a weekend or six!
She even tried to tag us in, like we’d ever have anything negative to say about everyone’s favorite crackho.
And when that failed, she tagged in a Jr. Hoodbooger, who was the most respectful, learned, well spoken child I have ever seen.
I vote we just napalm New Bedford, and Wareham while we’re at it, and just start from the ground up. It’s practically a post apocalyptic wasteland anyway. Doing so would save a ton of tax dollars, and plummet the statewide crime rate, I could almost guarantee it.