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New Bedford Lovebirds Do The Tweaker Tango In Overgrown Field Of Fiends 

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Saw this video in New Bedford Live:

And had to remix it to that Havana-oo-na-na song that my kids won’t stop playing over and over again:

That right there is what we call the New Bedford Tweaker Tango. It mostly consists of some stand up doggy

Followed by the bootleg Titanic

And then you just kind of stumble around in the overgrown New Bedford weeds for a while

Where’s wheelchair Clyde when you need him?

Guarantee he’s given her a mouthful of chlorine pudding at some point.

Rumor is that the dude is the pimp, and that’s his ho. He probably went back there to give her her mid-day DNA slurpie, but he forgot the number one rule of pimpin – don’t sample the product. You’ll never be able to get your sausage shined if you’re too jammed to operate it.

The critics will say this is “low hanging fruit” or “junkie shaming.” And they’re absolutely right. But that’s OK because sometimes we all just need a release. We’ve been blogging about really sad shit the last couple of days, what with cops and old ladies being killed, so hopefully this slugpump salsa cheered you up a bit. And if it offended, then good. Because people like this ruin cities like New Bedford (even more) and have every opportunity and resource to get clean. They choose not to, so we choose to be entertained by them in the process. Don’t like it? We’ll hook you up with a one way ticket to the Huffington Post, where feelings matter.

12 Comment(s)
  • MoneyShot
    July 19, 2018 at 12:00 am

    Turtleboy is such the cock tease with that video. Wheres the Money Shot. Facial or creampie

  • Brain Albrecht
    July 18, 2018 at 2:08 am

    I’m calling out anyone who has a problem with me! WHO THE FUCK WANTS IT?!?!? I’ll bring it to your door like dominoes pussys. You worcester fucks seriously are as stupid as you look. SERIOUSLY ANYONE WHO WANTS IT CAN GET IT. MY NAMES BRIAN ALBRECHT I LIVE ON FEDERAL AVE IN WEYMOUTH AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK. FUCKING GOOGLE ME.. I DONT GIVE A SHIT, I’LL ROCK ANYONE. ALL YOU FAGGOTS TALKING SHIT NOWS YOUR FUCKING CHANCE I’LL BRING IT TO YOUR FUCKING DOOR. LET ME KNOW,
    #WEYMOUTHRISEUP
    #BETKILLORANISAPUSSYBITCH
    #NOONECANFUCKWITHME

    • msheadkracker
      Yer moms a whore
      July 19, 2018 at 11:14 am

      Shut the fuck up pussy. Youre just mad because youve been featured on TB, and not for anything good, hows that shoplifting charge coming? Stealing from Kohls? Come on now dork, nobody shops at Kohls anymore, its the Kmart of department stores, and youre dumb ass got busted! Get over yourself and get a damn life, you are nobody, never have been, and you try to antagonize the bloggers for what? So more of your criminal history can be uncovered? Get a life loser

  • July 17, 2018 at 11:35 pm

    It looks like they’re foraging for dignity.Ain’t gonna find that shit growing native in New Bedford.

    • Brain Albrecht
      July 18, 2018 at 2:11 am

      Hahahaha good one you dumb bitch. Who’s uglier, you or that cow north shore turtle cunt? or are you like 50 years old. Do you fuck your boss AlD3N K3ARN3Y?

  • Chris Seith
    woodman
    July 17, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    Thats just a reenactment of what happened off Grafton st. Worc. A little crack a little heroine a little dumb white girl from jersey. Only thing missing is the rock hes going to bash her skull in with the gas to destroy the evidence. And the judge to let the 40 something pipe go for the 1000th time.
    If your over 18 and live where this happens and tape it thats your fault for sucking just a little less at life than that black guy. And if you have kids they will be better equipped, so they don’t hide behind a corner taking pics but instead taking action.

  • Chris Seith
    JamlK
    July 17, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    This is just a staged reenactment of that girl from Jersey getting drugged up ,bashed in the head and then lit on first by some 40 something year old black guy off Grafton st. right?
    Fuck em both till sunday.
    “Where the white woman at”.

  • Cris Gagne
    Whinycunt
    July 17, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    I had to wait until I stopped laughing and crying in order to comment. Lmao. I don’t care who the fuck it is. You play stupid games you win stupid prizes. If that isn’t a medical emergency, NOT , drug ingestion then oops it sucks I laughed and dude should have called and ambulance. However we all know that’s not what it is. They are fucked up and if you want to be fucked up in public then this is what happens. Stay home in your hole if you don’t want to be turtleboyed.

  • that disease
    July 17, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    Fuck. That’s some walking dead kind of shit.

  • kotter
    July 17, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    Looks like Flakka Salvia. Big problems with it in Florida.
    Terrible drug from China.

  • Clitty Litter
    July 17, 2018 at 3:56 pm

    I just want to be in their head for like…. 20 seconds or so.
    Walking on a beach in Tahiti….wind blowing….dipping your toes in the ocean. Wow, the waters warm. I can smell indigenous seafood cooking.
    (Record player needle scritch)
    BITCH, GET OVER HERE AND GIVE ME SOME OF DAT ASS.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 17, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    Thanks Turtleboy, I needed a good laugh today!

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