New Bedford Snatch And Sniff Celebrates Halloween By Rubbing Tampon Tunnel On Three Year Old’s Grave, Going Full Ratchet On Facebook
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Meanwhile in New Bedford….
“Bitches is snake they hugs be fake steal from datt bitch at her own wake.”
Only a matter of time until that quote ends up on her tailpipe for hoodrat target practice. I have no idea what it means but I would imagine she found it in a New Bedford fortune cookie.
What better way to to celebrate Halloween and respect the deceased than to treat their headstone like your own personal snatch and sniff?
I dunno what the most offensive part of this is – the fact that she’s dressed as a stripper nun while using the crucifix as a sex prop, or the fact that she just gave a lap dance to the grave of three year old who died during the first Grover Cleveland administration (born in 1883, died in 1886). She even brought her stripper shoes, complete with plexiglass heels, along with her cross, which more than likely doubles as a weapon of ass destruction whenever she’s in the mood. Which is always.
Either way, I know one person who doesn’t give a shit if this offends you:
Why y’all be hatin yo?
If you’re a chick named Peyton, there’s a 95% chance you’re gonna end up a stripper. If you spell it Peightyn, you’re gonna end up leaving snail trails on the headstones of random three year olds deep in a New Bedford graveyard. That’s just science.
And she’s got news for the haters:
Anyone who has a problem with it can kiss her beef curtains.
Because she’s a celebrity now:
The only people that can be mad about this are family members of the Gilded Age baby who more than likely died from the plague:
Matter of fact when some of her ratchet friends eventually lose their man in a drug deal gone wrong, Peightyn is free to join them so they can both sit on his headstone and treat him to some Lick-fil-A:
Oh, and did I mention Peightyn apparently has a couple kids she shot out of her baby cannon?? Yea, but they’re like 7 or 8, so they can raise themselves while she’s out working the pole for food stamps.
It’s funny because this is who she is now at the age of 23, but just a few years ago she was a promising member of the community, doing work for the Mayor’s Summer Youth Volunteer Corp as a 16 year old with a bright future:
The weather was rainy and unseasonably cold as Peightyn Riley, 16, walked into the City Yard a few minutes before 8 a.m. Her eyes were tired and watery; her nose was stuffy — proof that she was still suffering from a nasty summer cold. Yet there she was, willing to work hard outside doing everything from clearing brush in cemeteries to picking up roadside trash as part of the Mayor’s Summer Youth Volunteer Corp.
“I missed two days and I don’t want to miss any more, so I am just going to have to work it out,” said Riley, mirroring the work ethic shared by others in the program.
Riley — who wants to be a food inspector someday — was one of 55 young people who found employment this summer through the Mayor’s Summer Youth Volunteer Corps, a program that provides city youth, ages 16-2,1 with jobs that beautify the city while teaching them work-readiness skills.
Oh yea, she ended up becoming a food inspector one day. Kielbasa and Portuguese sausage are her areas of expertise.
She also was a promising marine biologist while attending New Bedford Tech:
And look at her now!!!
That right there is what we call a New Bedford skags to bitches story!!!