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New Bedford Snatch Donkey Needs Help Identifying Guys Who Broke Into House But You Can’t Ask Her About The White Baggie They Took Or Her Drug Dealing Gang Banger Boyfriend

 

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This is Kristen Soares of New Bedford.

As you can see she’s into bathroom selfies, dog filters, flat brimmed hats, and reproducing with men who wear decorative gold belt buckles, flash gang signs, and wear shirts that say, “Making bread daily,” which totally is NOT a reference to drug dealing.

She has no tolerance for bitches won don’t put in the work.

And she enjoys dressing up her crotch fruits in wife beaters and handing them stacked of $20 bills so they can get a head start on following in the foot steps of whoever pulled the pump and dump in her.

Oh, and she’s a CNA who likes the Chicago Bulls, Hennessy lodged in a fat ass, and posting about how she likes to give head for the world to see on Facebook.

So obviously this is an upstanding citizen who can certainly be trusted to tell the truth.

Yesterday she posted a video of her house getting robbed and asked for the public’s help identifying the perpetrator, but it came with a caveat.

“It doesn’t matter what they took…I just know it doesn’t belong to them and they f****** stoled it.”

Girl, the only thing that got stoled from you was an edumacation.

Here’s the thing though Snatch Donkey, it kind of does matter what they stoled. Especially since this plastic baggie looks like it may or may not contain something of value to them.

Gee whiz, I wonder what that could be?

Notice they knew EXACTLY where to look, and knew exactly what they were looking for. They were in and out in 15 seconds. And instead of going to the police she’s going to Facebook, because she knows damn well the cops are gonna know EXACTLY what happened here.

But according to her and her PR skankatron Amanda, there were no drugs stoled, just some cash and panties which for some reason she keeps in a bag that they also stoled.

Nothing to see here.

Then there’s also the fact that this particular room has a camera in it, which I’d definitely put in my room if it contained cocaine and cash. Then again, you’ll also notice there’s a sex swing hanging on the door.

So the camera could be used for other purposes.

And did I mention the hoodbooger who treats her stench trench like a discount package of rice-a-roni just so happens to be a drug dealer with Google trophies for breaking and entering, burglary, and assault and battery?

WBSMA New Bedford man has been arrested and faces multiple charges for breaking into a home Sunday night, assaulting and then occupant and preventing him from calling police. New Bedford Police say 24-year-old Orrin Guidry broke into the a 968 Rockdale Avenue residence, damaging the window in the process. Police report that the occupant of the home is known by Guidry. While inside, Guidry then assaulted the occupant and prevented emergency calls the police.  Arrest reports indicate that emergency calls from the residence came into New Bedford Police at approximately 3:54 a.m. The exact timing of Guidry’s break-in is unknown. Guidry was arrested and charged with unarmed burglary, malicious destruction of property, witness intimidation, disturbing the peace and assault and battery.

Why would anyone possibly think this robbery was drug related? He seems like such an upstanding individual.

Sounds legit.

So yea, if you recognize the guys from that video please let us know so we can help Ms. Boner Garage get her stash back. I mean, panties.

 

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38 Comment(s)
  • bitchtits abrahms
    October 2, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    I was told that Trudeau’s late father fucked sheep on multiple occasions

  • fall River for president
    October 2, 2019 at 9:44 am

    I wouldn’t touch that smelly ghetto Town Pump of a woman with 2$mokes dick! And as for her boyfriend, buddy you’re 174 pounds you’re gonna get bent up Shirley within the first 3 months lmao sad part is it would probably be consensual. nice fuckin neck tattoo. kids an absolute zero.

  • Rod Ramsey
    October 2, 2019 at 7:07 am

    chi chi… THE YAYO!

    • Y
      October 2, 2019 at 11:00 am

  • Turd Reversalist
    October 2, 2019 at 5:57 am

    That is a face made for filters.
    Those monkey paw looking feet need covering up too.
    Even still, I’d give the rumpadump a round and thorough rogering in that swing.
    Wouldn’t it be some poetic justice if there was a good cut of fentadeath in that bag and those scrubs (and perhaps a few of their little friends) became statistics after hitting the ill-gotten stash?

  • Who is watching the kids?
    October 2, 2019 at 4:10 am

    The picture of the kid was taken in 2012. Poor kid is in his teens now and this woman is his mother and role model?

  • Silencio Dogood
    October 2, 2019 at 2:48 am

    Orrin is simply doing what he can to provide for his conjugal visitor and her leftovers, a real job out of the question as he is badly crippled (i noticed in a diagonal photo that his hand is a badly mangled claw). forced to do this type of work, Orrin is a Joseph P. Kennedy for these times, and i fully expect a political dynasty to spring from his loins, despite so many lost to her avid swilling, and set the tone for this New Merica.

  • Hitting Slopes
    October 1, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    Ugh I fucking love cocaine tho

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 1, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    spics are filthy fucking swamp rats

  • Least she gives head
    October 1, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    Very nice of the “robbers” to close the door before they left. This is obviously staged.

  • Jack LaLane
    October 1, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    That’s exercise equipment !

  • John Blutarsky
    October 1, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    Aww, how sweet. It’s a match made in STD heaven.

  • ElJefe72
    October 1, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    Lol…flat-brimmed Memphis Grizzlies hat.

  • One of your better ones TB
    October 1, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    We got it all going here; flat brimmed hat, Hennessy, Google trophies.

    If this isn’t TB material, I don’t know what is!

  • shitheads
    October 1, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    hi ya fuckin fagget losers

    • ElJefe72
      October 1, 2019 at 7:54 pm

      Intelligent and original.

  • Chip Strker
    October 1, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    Turning our cities and towns into the third world country these animals originated from. And we pay them.

    How fucked up is that?

    Donald Trump could give the nuclear codes to Ukraine and I’d still vote for him because of animals like this.

  • Captain Trips
    October 1, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Maybe that 5 foot tall tattoo covered dick head could spend a little less time slinging yay yo and grab a pressure washer and some bleach and clean that moldy shithole he lives in.

  • Captain Trips
    October 1, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    Someone gets wood from this chick?

    Shit, Krusty Sores looks like a fucking 1983 Tom Petty with dark hair

  • we all need to be more alert
    October 1, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    as one thats had home busted into at 4 am,by purple lipped shitskins,don’t and i repeat don’t think the popo are going to give a rats ass. get a big dog and a little dog,( little dogs make better watchdogs)but will wake the big dog up,then get a weapon. weed card = no guns

    • Captain Trips
      October 1, 2019 at 5:35 pm

      4 AM? They must’ve been tired at work the next day

  • Y
    October 1, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    Please watch TB’s latest YT video (below) and answer in the comments (tell them yes we want to see JA burn)!

    It’d be a shame if we inundated Josh Abrams’ comment section with requests for Danielle/HTTG’s porno link!

    accountabilityforall.com/contact-us/

    • ncfoothillbilly
      October 1, 2019 at 6:16 pm

      I got rid of all things google/youtube so Ill have to vote here…
      Drop that shit like Slim Pickens ridin’ that nuke…

    • Dick Scratcher
      October 2, 2019 at 9:25 am

      I too cannot comment on YouTube but vote categorically for the video that will embarrass Josh to be released for us all.

      I want to see him suffer slow and agonising immolation.

      The cunt.

  • Girth Brooks
    October 1, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    As a sex and booty starved cracker, if that ass pic is her, I might need a week to smash those cheeks before I send her to prison.

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    October 1, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    Is that her room or the childs? I ask because of the ton of fucking stuffed bullshit on her bed. They aint stoled those huh. Betcha that’s where more drugs are.

  • WeRFucked
    October 1, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    Shit. That kid in the video could end up dead if someone makes him out.

    Inside job? What are the chances that guy goes right to the drawer?
    Hey Kristen Sores… one of your home girls, or one of your baby daddy n’ers is riding dirty with yo stuff.

  • Shirley
    October 1, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    Incendiary bombing at night from high altitude. Think a tight package of 12 BUFF’s could wipe the plague of New Bedford off the map. Then we can graze sheep and sell the wool.

  • McDougal
    October 1, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    Haha I actually know exactly who did that B&E. I’m surprised a couple of Southie cats would travel all the way down to that shithole to pull a job but hey, free shit is free shit. Guess what though Ratchet Princess. You and your fag lookin bf ought to thank your lucky stars that you weren’t home when they paid a visit because if you were there and got in the way shit would got messy. And you oughtta cut your losses because you don’t want to find these boys… if you do, A couple ounces of missing shit will be the least of your problems.

    • Uck uck uck
      October 1, 2019 at 4:36 pm

      It was some guy named Easton I think he’s a member of the carpenters union.

  • Stunt Penis
    October 1, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    Another fine, outstanding citizen.

  • Y
    October 1, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    Slings mad white, and most definitely receives food stamps, MA Health, etc.
    Stop voting Democrat!!!

    • Concerned Canadian
      October 1, 2019 at 9:20 pm

      Classic Y

      Out here blaming a political party for scumbags. Obviously not a single republican has ever stooped to rachetry, not once.

      When does your Russian passport expire?

      • NIMBY
        October 2, 2019 at 9:39 am

        Dear Canadian,

        Mind your own goddamn business. Go schedule a maple syrup enema with your racist prime minister. And go fuck yourself.

      • Y
        October 2, 2019 at 10:49 am

        Canadayyy will never be anything other than America’s top hat; you’re a bunch of herring chokers.
        Your Prime Minister’s father is Fidel Castro.
        Who’s the commie, you commie?!

        • Concerned Canadian
          October 2, 2019 at 7:53 pm

          Top Hat-
          Super classy attire adorned upon ones head to detract from the cheap suit.

      • Y
        October 2, 2019 at 10:52 am

        And, I forgot to address your dumb-ass comment, so here goes…
        Yes, Dems are the problem; they enact the laws which subsidize this ratchet behavior.
        A Repub would tell them to get to work, but the Dems just give them hand-out after hand-out.
        We, the people, should demand less gov’t and allow society to fix itself.

  • Poor Doggy
    October 1, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    Best part of the video was that poor dog. Can you imagine what that poor pooch has had to witness in that bedroom. How the fuck do people live like this? Disgusting animals who make sure everyone knows how slimy they are by covering themselves with ridiculous tattoos on their hands and necks

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