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New Bedford Snatch Donkey Says It Wasn’t Her House That Was Broken Into, Claims That Small Bag Of White Powder Stolen Was Actually Rent Money



Update on the blog MVTB published yesterday on the New Bedford Snatch Donkey who asked for the public’s help identifying two shitbags who broke into what appeared to be her house, and took what appeared to be drugs from one of the drawers.

Turns out this was NOT her house, and she’s no longer with her drug dealing, gang banging baby daddy. However, you can see why MVTB thought it was her place, since for some reason she was offering “cash money” as a reward to whoever robbed the house, she was the one who posted it, and she specifically said that no one could ask any questions. Now she’s vowing deformation lawsuits, even though she acknowledges that we can call her ghetto ratchet.

It’s definitely weird for someone to be that concerned about someone else’s home being broken into, so we apologize for nothing since she clearly represented it as her home. She claims it was actually Amanda Nicole’s house, since she also had a lot to say about the break in.

She claims the small baggy they stoled was $300 rent money, not coke. Ya got that? She keeps her rent money in a sandwich bag, which then takes the form of white powder until she gives it to her landlord.

And they came specifically to get that, and they knew exactly where it would be, and they left immediately after getting it. Definitely checks out.

The Snatch Donkey has since invaded our Facebook page, posting links to to such reputable websites as “Taunton Uncensored,” “Turtleboy Sporks,” and “Buffalo Bruises” in an attempt to prove how I’m the devious one here.

However, she also posted a comment in which she said it wasn’t her stash that was taken.

I thought it was $300 rent money? Interesting.

Anyway, if you know more about this Amanda character feel free to let us know since Kristen dimed her out to us. Thanks for the tip girl!


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24 Comment(s)
  • Liz Dennis
    October 12, 2019 at 1:43 am

    Snatch monkey!!! Sad thing is my poor cousin stuck his dick in her monkey a few years ago. $25 he paid her & she ended up stalking HIM. Fkng trash monkey wanted another $25. Pathetic pig.

  • Lawsuit?
    October 3, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    She wants to try and bring a lawsuit, that’s rich. Tell her to pick a number and get in line.

  • Cheddah
    October 3, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    Amanda Nicole and the sex swing? WOULD…

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    October 3, 2019 at 7:04 am

    Remember the good ol’ days when your cocke stash got robbed and there were no cameras so you had to do the detective work of seeing which of your sloppy cock friends looked tired after an all night nose banging session? Every clearing of the nasal passage was a step closer to the truth.

  • Jo Brion
    October 3, 2019 at 7:02 am

    I would like to see Amanda Nicole’s bumpah stickahs…


  • Dick Scratcher
    October 3, 2019 at 6:56 am

    Limerick of the day……..

    A skanky, old slag from New Bed
    Is clearly quite fucked in the head,
    She thinks house-burgling thugs
    Were there not to sniff drugs
    But to sniff some old panties intead

    Dick Scratcher, aged 35 (grams of the good stuff).

    • Deja vu Again & Again & Again & Again
      October 3, 2019 at 4:24 pm

      Are you still here?


      • Dick Scratcher
        October 3, 2019 at 9:05 pm

        So your maw has something to do of a Friday night.
        She always says thank you the naughty way.

        Now, off you fuck.

  • WeRFucked
    October 3, 2019 at 6:36 am

    Like this post if you think small screen captures piss you off because you are missing possibly the best part of the story!

    TBS… please don’t bother including the screen captures if you aren’t going to take the time to zoom into them to do a screen capture. It pisses me off.

    Anyone else feel the same way?

    • WeRFucked
      October 3, 2019 at 6:39 am

      Don’t tell me to zoom in asshole. I’m on my computer. Increasing the image size just makes it a larger pixelated fucking mess.

    • Dick Scratcher
      October 3, 2019 at 6:58 am

      Normally I’d call you a cunt for not zooming in. But when I zoomed in the resolution was so shite that it was completely illegible.

      So, agreed.


  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    October 3, 2019 at 6:12 am

    They just keep getting stupider. Every single week these street rats de-volve another step lower on the chain. In 5 years their knuckles will be back to dragging on the ground.

  • Coca cola
    October 3, 2019 at 5:21 am

    Next time, the snatch donkey should hide the coke in her … snatch

    October 3, 2019 at 2:43 am


      October 3, 2019 at 3:12 am

      Looks like SOMEONE’S butthurt. Obviously it was featured in one of the blogs.

      So which RATCHET were you??

    • Smoke My Pole
      October 3, 2019 at 10:03 am

      You need psychological help. What smoking butts and turtleboy has in common only you would know in your diseased mind

  • Geraldo's Nose
    October 3, 2019 at 12:38 am

    It would be nice to be able to enlarge the microfiche size font to see what the ratchet wrote cause I’m a sucker for a sentagraph.

    I feel like Nick Cage in National Treasure when I’m reading these cryptic stories they write. I get really pumped when I finally solve them and yet, no treasure to be had after all that grueling work. So that’s what Geraldo must’ve felt like opening Capone’s vault.

    • Whipper Snapper
      October 3, 2019 at 3:11 am

      Between the cheaters and the magnifying glass you should be just fine gramps but if you still can’t read it have someone under the age of 90 show you how to change the size of what you’re trying to view.

      • WeRFucked
        October 3, 2019 at 6:34 am

        Whipper Snapper… nice try but I’m going to make you look like the asshole you are.
        If you’re reading this blog on a computer, you can increase the the page size in your browser, but the phone screen captures remain unreadable as they just become bigger pixelated pieces of unreadable shit.
        So… you are a fucking loser.

        TBS… please don’t bother including the screen captures if you aren’t going to take the time to zoom into them to do a screen capture. It pisses me off.

        Anyone else feel the same way?

      • Geraldo's Nose
        October 3, 2019 at 2:13 pm

        Hey Whipper, go get another batch snapped off in your mouth, you sperm burper. Not all of us sit in our mom’s basement on her laptop tabbing back and forth from some beastieality site and TBS. It doesn’t work on mobile you pillow biter.

        I’ve got 10 to 1 this single forever, twink becomes TB famous within 2 years. Hey Snapper, I hope things went well at the clinic and that clears up for you and thanks for the tech lesson.

  • News Is......
    October 2, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    News is Skanky Dump truck Whore got arrested today.

    Wooohoooo….KARMA is a BITCH!!!

    • Y
      October 3, 2019 at 10:16 am

      Danielle Bognanno AKA “HTTG” CHARGES CONFIRMED!!

      • Finn
        October 3, 2019 at 10:50 am

        You’re the best

  • Suuure.....Whatever You Say
    October 2, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    Yeah cuz you know……there’s a certain segment that pays their rent in GRAMS.

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