Update on the blog MVTB published yesterday on the New Bedford Snatch Donkey who asked for the public’s help identifying two shitbags who broke into what appeared to be her house, and took what appeared to be drugs from one of the drawers.
Turns out this was NOT her house, and she’s no longer with her drug dealing, gang banging baby daddy. However, you can see why MVTB thought it was her place, since for some reason she was offering “cash money” as a reward to whoever robbed the house, she was the one who posted it, and she specifically said that no one could ask any questions. Now she’s vowing deformation lawsuits, even though she acknowledges that we can call her ghetto ratchet.
It’s definitely weird for someone to be that concerned about someone else’s home being broken into, so we apologize for nothing since she clearly represented it as her home. She claims it was actually Amanda Nicole’s house, since she also had a lot to say about the break in.
She claims the small baggy they stoled was $300 rent money, not coke. Ya got that? She keeps her rent money in a sandwich bag, which then takes the form of white powder until she gives it to her landlord.
And they came specifically to get that, and they knew exactly where it would be, and they left immediately after getting it. Definitely checks out.
The Snatch Donkey has since invaded our Facebook page, posting links to to such reputable websites as “Taunton Uncensored,” “Turtleboy Sporks,” and “Buffalo Bruises” in an attempt to prove how I’m the devious one here.
However, she also posted a comment in which she said it wasn’t her stash that was taken.
I thought it was $300 rent money? Interesting.
Anyway, if you know more about this Amanda character feel free to let us know since Kristen dimed her out to us. Thanks for the tip girl!
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