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Meanwhile in New Hampshire………
NECN: A New Hampshire man was wearing a shirt expressing his desire for alcohol when police arrested him in a drunk driving crash. Police say 29-year-old Joshua Tackett of Seabrook drove his Chevrolet Cruze off Amesbury Road in Kensington just before 9 p.m. Friday. Tackett was going south when police say he went across the northbound lane, off the road and through a stone wall and a granite post. The car then slammed into a utility pole in front of the Kensington Police Department.
This guy needs more than just a beer. He needs a lawyer, an Uber, a new set of teeth, and a less conspicuous haircut. Seriously though, the stupidity of some drunken drivers never ceases to amaze me. I understand that many people out there have had a couple beers and driven home, often illegally. But it takes a special kind of dooshnozzle to crash your car directly in front of the police station. Seriously, there’s a million and one things you could’ve crashed into, but the guy with the “This guy needs a beer” shirt just HAD to crash into the utility poll in front of the police station. I feel like it was destiny. I mean, he’s 6’4″, has a mohawk, is so drunk he can’t open his eyes, and is wearing a shirt that says “this guy needs a beer.” There was a 99% chance he would eventually crash into a pole in front of the police station.
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11 Comment(s)
It’s all shits and giggles till this asshole kills some innocent. Too bad he wasn’t ejected and be done with it.
That is one old looking 29 year old
Rose hard and put away wet one too many times…..
Drunk Lives Matter! Lay off him!
It’s sad they fifn’t stop him before he reproduced
Really sad that this man would choose to drink and drive especially since he has 2 kids and a wife. Clean up your act, you have 3 people in your life who depend on you. Be the man you would want your daughter’s to marry one day. Set an example for them before it’s too late.
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1. Fiesty: Lively, determined, and courageous. Spirited, spunky, plucky, gutsy, gutty, ballsy.,
2. Lady: No explanation required unless you are an alien.,
3. Lawyer: A person whos profession involves the dissemination and interpretation of the United States Constitution as it pertains to matters of civil and criminal law ( local, state and federal) as well as being a sworn officer of the court.
How did I do?
I forgot case law.
I have some bad qualities we can throw in there to even it out!
How the hell did he fit in a Chevy cruz? Must of looked like Shaq in those Buick commercials a couple years ago.
I clock in at 6’4″ and test drove a Cruze and fit well enough… wasn’t as comfortable as the Equinox we eventually got, but yeah, it did kind of feel like Shaq in those commercials.