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Newburyport Noodle Chode Says He’s Calling The Cops On Me If I Don’t Remove Screenshot Of His Wife’s Dumb Comment Demanding School Committee “Denounce Hate” Over Zoom Bomb


Yesterday I published a blog about the Newburyport School Committee getting Zoom bombed with racial slurs and unconfirmed anecdotes about teachers pilfering the assholes of unnamed students. I pointed out why this was an example of the weaknesses of “remote learning” and shared screenshots of public commentary on the Newburyport School Committee Facebook page.

Comments like this are funny because no one was “absolutely horrified” by anything. It’s all just performance art and pearl clutching from people who act like they’ve never heard a Cardi B song before. The idea that the School Committee has to come out with a formal statement “standing against hate” over a Zoom bomb is exactly why it’s so hard to take these people seriously.

Anyway, one of the commenters had their husband message me last night and demand that the screenshot of his wife’s public comment on a public issues of public concern be removed from my privately owned website. Meet Bob Hebeisen, the husband of “horrified” Julie Hebeisen.

In the blog I didn’t mention his wife by name, nor did I share her picture or shit on he at all really. I just saw her public comment, disagreed with, and screenshotted it so I could rebut it. This apparently upset Bobby.

Pro tip – if you want me to remove something from a blog, don’t do the whole “I’ve gotten harassing phone calls because of your blog” routine. It’s not believable. This blog only got a few thousands page views, she didn’t do anything egregious, and it certainly wouldn’t prompt anyone to find out her privately listed phone number and threaten her. On the Turtleboy scale, you’re just not important or interesting enough for people to waste their time on. More than anything, don’t imply that I’m somehow responsible for whatever “harassment” you’re receiving. I fundamentally oppose the idea that publishers are responsible for the actions of their readers, who they have no control over, if the publisher doesn’t direct or incite the readers to harass or threaten people. I made this clear to him and asked him to prove that she was getting harassing phone calls.

He couldn’t provide it and said that they thought it was the Klan calling her up.

Bruh, all you’re doing at this point is reinforcing my previous opinion that you’re an overly dramatic baby.

I asked to hear the voicemail but all he sent me were screenshots of a call she got from a restricted number at 2:07 and a call to the NPD three hours later.

Remember though, these people represent that party that wants to defund the police and they’re calling the cops over “harassing” voicemails.

I again asked for the voicemail at which point things escalated and he threatened to call the cops on me.

And….now I’m blocked.

I wasn’t gonna write this blog until he told me that the next call I’d get is from the police. I can deal with dumb messages, but don’t think you’re gonna intimidate me into self-censoring by calling the fuzz. If this was a nice guy and he explained in a compelling way why his family felt threatened by this then I’d hear him out. But you go to his page and see this:

This guy works in marketing so he knows how this shit works. And he’s using his marketing skills to try to sabotage a commerce site because he’s butthurt about who the President is. So yea, obviously this guy’s dickhead and an immature child who likes to mix it up and go looking for controversy. Now he’s found it. This isn’t some quiet family who keeps to themselves. They’re douchebags and in hindsight I was way too kind to them.

The bottom line is this is the Internet, and when you use your real name to publicly comment on something you’re doing it for the world to see. Stand by it instead of whining about anonymity and “harassing voicemails.”






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99 Comment(s)
  • Naft
    August 22, 2020 at 4:12 am

    Uncle TB, her last name is Danahy, not Hebiesen

  • Karls Sausage Kitchen
    August 21, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Bob always has seconds when eating at the glory hole.

    • Joe's Leg Hair
      August 23, 2020 at 2:03 pm

      Funny AF

  • Balloonknot
    August 21, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    3 holer for sure.

  • The Grog Newburyport
    August 21, 2020 at 6:08 pm

    She likes to get freaky in the sheets.

  • Joa Orga
    August 21, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    I think I could kick Bobs ass quite easily.

  • Bob
    August 21, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    Shoutout to Julie and Bob (not me, the pussy featured in the story) for living up to the stereotype of Newburyport people that I’ve always believed to be true. Someone should inform Julie that if she wants to have her husband intimidate someone she feels has insulted her, step 1 is to find a husband capable of intimidating someone.

  • justice
    August 21, 2020 at 8:43 am

    In the future they should be judged and sentenced by the people they think about the most.
    1 An urban black with a long criminal history.
    2 An illegal alien.
    3 A KKK member.
    4 A skin head.
    5 A transgender whatever.
    6 A successful white capitalist pig.
    7 A Trump supporter
    8 The neighbors hot daughter
    9 That guy from work the wife flirts with.

  • Panamanian Petting Zoo
    August 21, 2020 at 6:30 am

    My kingdom for a bag of pecans.

  • Larry Nassar
    August 21, 2020 at 6:25 am

    Julie was quite enjoyable after her rings routine.

  • T.R.
    August 21, 2020 at 3:21 am

    I’d tool her anus and make her maintain eye contact with him throughout the entire session from breaching the mudring to the pudding pop pullout.

  • Wesley Snipes
    August 21, 2020 at 12:44 am

    Bob is no stranger to being cucked in the corner while Julie
    enjoys “Soul Train.”

  • ames1049
    August 20, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    Julie looks familiar, I believe she was a dancer at Kittens in Salisbury way back in the day…….

    • Mr Wonderful
      August 21, 2020 at 6:11 pm


  • Temperance Bones
    August 20, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    When they changed the name of the contact who called them, they should have at least realized that’s not how a private call shows up. “No Caller ID/unknown”
    However, even if it appears as “Private Number” both words would be capitalized as distinguished in the police ID contact.

    Also, most phones, not all, have a transcribed message option on voicemail.

    • Is your mom proud? Hopefully she's dead, actually.
      August 21, 2020 at 11:36 am

      Wow, you really missed your calling as a detective. Very impressive!

      (You’re still a faggot).

  • watching from a secret location
    August 20, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    Since I used to work for Uber.
    Newburyport inhabitants are the cheapest tippers, they are at the same level as Brookline and Cambridge.
    You can tell how people really are by the way they treat “the help”

  • Calm WhiteDad
    August 20, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    Typical entitled little bitch.

    A winner of the lucky sperm club, he has never had to worry about paying his bills or rent. Daddy will take care of him if anyone hurts his feelings.

    Hate little cuntbags like this micro dick.

  • Bob Murchison
    August 20, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    I would squirt a nice stream of penis soy milk on his lower back.

  • Cheddah
    August 20, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    It’s never a good thing to fuck up on a slow news day..

  • Ted Bundys VW
    August 20, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    Hey Julie.Hop in the car.Would love to show you around Plum Island.

  • Bobs Enormous Forehead
    August 20, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    Can’t believe nobody has comments about his giant forehead and porn mustache. Time to shave the head man, your forehead is literally in the middle of your head. The mustache is stuck in 70s porn, bet the chubby wife has a huge Bush like in old porn. Defund the Police until 70s porn dude needs them. This is one of the many reasons I hate Liberals.

    • Soxfan
      August 21, 2020 at 8:31 am

      Even Peyton Manning would say this dude has a fucking huge forehead.

  • Moe Greene
    August 20, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    How many Des Moines Candied Yams does Julie drop on Bobs chest
    a week over/under.

    Julie grunts out over 8 Candied yams a week.
    Julie grunts out under 5 Candied yams a week.

  • John Wayne Gacy
    August 20, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    I would consider remodeling my crawl space to accommodate Bobby.

  • Georgetown George
    August 20, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    I have tapped Julie before.Good Lord what a vanilla lay.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    August 20, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) Initially I thought I might pay his wife for sex. After further review. No, No I wouldn’t
    2) I hate the Marketing crowd. Engineers Build Shit. Salespeople Sell that Shit. Service Personnel fix that shit. Marketing is a useless corporate function.

  • Local Rumors
    August 20, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    Word on the street in Newburyport is Julie has another man in her life and it’s going to be exposed by a close friend of theirs soon.
    Bob really needs to ask her about her Walmart prepaid Trac-phone and who gave it to her.

  • Michaels Harborside Cocktail
    August 20, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    They hate cops so much . They should call a social worker lol. Another phony SJW

  • BucketNutz
    Malcolm X
    August 20, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    Read my works & put more BLM signs on your lawn, Bob. You racist, patronizing Libs are #1 on the execution list when the race war finally goes hot.
    It will make it far easier when me & my mob come for your wife/house/all your shit.

  • Mike Muppet
    August 20, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    Given his reaction to the last article, he’s going to be ecstatic about this.

  • Milo
    August 20, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    This one is strange. He actually may have more testosterone than his woman, a rarity for leftist turds. I wonder what happened to this guy, to make him act like such a fagala.

  • Newburyport Smells Like Sidewalk Vomit
    August 20, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    Looks like Mommy’s been a dyspeptic member (but I repeat myself) of the liberal complaining crowd for quite a while. From six years ago, ladies and gents, a snippet of a blog post, in which she frets about a “necktie” being included as part of a “doctor’s uniform” because, well, patriarchy:


    I knew the lesson for the week was about going to visit the doctor, but it puzzled me. The objective appeared to be take a white lab coat, and adhere the doctor’s tools of the trade; stethoscope, pen in pocket, name tag (Doctor Vivian), and then, drumroll please…a neck tie!

    A neck tie?

    The project took a nose dive for me, fast. There was her little name, next to a boldly male indicator. The message was this: your male classmates will be doctors, but this exercise for you is one of fantasy. She was being taught that being a doctor is a male profession. Her school environment is typically pretty progressive, but I worry about small messages like this one piling up in the early learning years and becoming reinforced truths.


    Honestly, lady. Have a hot cup of Sanka, wait a moment, then sit on the bog and have a nice shit. It’ll help your lot in life much better than all this complaining will.

    • Milo
      August 20, 2020 at 2:33 pm

      Ah, this explains the “KKK” comment. They are delusional antifa.

  • Bingo Jonrdy
    August 20, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    Bob when you’re watching the negroe ball your wife be careful where the negroe cums
    You have his cum in your moustache

  • Boe Jiden
    Defund the....
    August 20, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    Honey, What’s the number to the police station? I need my problem solved by the folks I wish to defund. Apparently one does need law enforcement for such piddly problems. Ironic, Aye?
    How’s crime in Newburyport? What is the percentage of African Americans in Newburyport? I hear Newburyport is beautiful this time of year. Are all the Stepford Wives of Newburyport as equally upset?
    Can the poor kids in Newburyport suffer from the perils of remote learning? (Ha, i kid! There are no poors in Newburyport)
    What are the latest Covidcorona-19 numbers in Newburyport this past month? Im guessing around 10? Maybe 20?.
    Get the fuck outta here with your fear porn and smarmy indignation.

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    August 20, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    I met this chick at the Black Cow in Nbpt and she sucked me dry in the parking lot. She begged me to stick 2 fingers in her ass while she sucked my dick. She couldn’t get enough. She said hubby loved the smell of fresh cum on her breath when she gets home.

  • The Common Man
    August 20, 2020 at 12:55 pm


    You just blew that guy up! What a total fraud! Calling the police? What a clown!

  • CONN
    August 20, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    I’m a Newburyport parent and I’m absolutely sickened that with all the money the town spends on education and the arts, the school system can’t even teach a kid how to draw a reasonably realistic looking penis.

  • Mastiff squint
    August 20, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    So Aiden you work in marketing helping clients on the internet by day. 4.9 stars out of 5. By night you are a progressive racist that childishly fucks conservative sites on your free time. I’m afraid you will have to hand over your wife to the BLM activists for the weekend. You must prove that you are repentant about your white privilege . Don’t make them take the child too. Oh, and 4 minoritiy families will be moving in on Friday.

  • Katie
    August 20, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    I find it odd that she didn’t contact you directly. No need to send the hubby to do her bidding.

  • Peggy
    August 20, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    She definitely fucks him in the ass with a strap-on and makes him sit to pee.

  • Crispy C
    August 20, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    Bob pees sitting down and their kid is 99.99999% likely to have genetic defects from being born to two losers.

  • NuMale Loser
    August 20, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    Bob – Take your designer shades and 3 day stubble and go piss up a rope.

  • Go Chicago Boons Go
    August 20, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    Twenty-one people were wounded Wednesday in shootings across Chicago. It is the third time in four days that more than 20 people have been shot in the city.

    Chicago boons ramping up for the weekend but remember its the popo doing all killing allrigbt.

    • WeRFucked
      August 20, 2020 at 2:03 pm

      BL only M if it’s the popo causing harm to my N’ers. Then we outraged! F the police! Mind yo dam business if brothas be killin one another. Only God can judge, cracker.

      The BLM movement is purely about the police treating .05% of the Black population unfairly. They don’t give an ounce of concern that millions of their race are killed each year by Planned Parenthood, during violent crimes, or by other Black people.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Laurie Lightfoot
      August 20, 2020 at 2:14 pm

      I done told you, keep my mutha fuckin’ city name ouch ya mutha fuckn’ mouff. 21 woundins aint shit. Nobody even got kilt you dumb-ass cracka.

      • 25,000 Boons Shot in Chicago during oblunder bden years
        August 20, 2020 at 5:27 pm

        Dats da problem bitch.
        We need jiggaz to aimbetter and help solve societal ills quickly.

  • Rabble Rouser
    August 20, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    I’m waiting for Julie and Bob to denounce the illegal occupation and annexation of Palestinian land and take a real stand against hate.

    also, what’s the over/under that they were in on the zoom bomb?

  • a
    August 20, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    He works at Glance in Arlington, MA. I’d hate for everyone to let them know how their employees treat reasonable people.

  • Graf skating rink superstar
    August 20, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    She has the Jackie O thing going on with the glasses . She’s actually pretty hot . Sure she’s fun after a few glasses of wine . When will people learn to not poke the turtle ?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 20, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    Bob? Is that your name, or like what you do?
    Bob for cock! Bob for cock!

  • Obey the Hebeisens or screeeeee
    August 20, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    Bob Hebeisen the definition of Leftist Privilege.
    Do as I say, not as I do.
    Do you know who I’am.
    My wife… blah blah blah….

  • mcf1122
    Frances Gumm
    August 20, 2020 at 11:57 am

    Are Bob’s marketing skills limited to sabotaging conservative sites? Potential clients of Glance Networks- the dude’s company will want to know.

  • TRUMP 2020
    August 20, 2020 at 11:50 am

    We are supposed to believe that senile Joe Biden is competent.
    He was 8n government for 50 years and even on his best day when he was barely literate, he couldnt get much accomplished Now that he is completely senile we are suppossed to believe that he will be a competent effective leader. Maybe his AA side kick can move her head up and down and seal each desl with her mouth as has been the case regarding her meteoric career rise another complete incompetent but they say her bj’s are legendary. They better be because most vomit when they look at her face. These to quarter wits together make a half wit and America doesnt need a half wit running the country.

  • Chris Tranos
    August 20, 2020 at 11:45 am

    At 53 years old this soyboy is bombing sites on the internet as PART OF HIS POLITICAL STRATEGY?
    do you carry out these covert ops from your home at 15 Newhall lane in ultra white newburyport? Do you drive over the bridge on 95 to Seabrook NH to do your shopping and beat the taxes in Mass. that your party passes and supports. May we Email you at your name followed by gmail and
    Is it accurate that your not so distant relatives were nazi’s. Fuck you soyboy

    • Husband is a cuck
      August 20, 2020 at 11:50 am

      The husband is a total cuck. This chick needs a real mans cock. Maybe if she is willing a nice stiff cock from a real man might fix some of the nutty thoughts she has some of which might come from her pussy husband.

      • Go "cuck" yaself...
        August 20, 2020 at 12:20 pm

        Are you just gonna keep posting here until “cuck” becomes a “thing”? What is your issue?
        You’re disgusting. You bring NOTHING to the table except your appetite (for really filthy, raunchy fantasies).
        Go away, pig.

        • Bitch cuck
          August 20, 2020 at 1:33 pm

          So are you gonna keep posting here to defend your wife who posted stupid shit publicly online? Your a bitch cuck. Your wife is pretty. Maybe she should show off pics of herself on Facebook and show off her good looks instead of posting stupid shit. And yes you are a bitch. A cuck.

          • Go "cuck" yaself...
            August 20, 2020 at 3:10 pm

            The fact that you think that guy is “speaking” directly to you here just proves to the world how delusional you are.
            Delusional, disturbed & disgusting.
            You’re a real fucking gem, you.

        • george costanza
          Turd Ferguson
          August 20, 2020 at 1:44 pm

          I’ll take males who cry in the corner while their wife is tag teamed and given a chil dog for $800 Alex

          • Alex Morse
            August 20, 2020 at 5:01 pm

            Wrong gender, and sexual preference Turd.

        • Chris Tranos
          August 20, 2020 at 8:29 pm

          suck it you filthy venereal disease spreader

  • This chick ain’t bad looking
    August 20, 2020 at 11:44 am

    julie danahy hebeisen Is actually pretty cute. Shes seems like a drama queen but if she was looking to have a real man instead of that cuck husband of hers, I’d love to have some fun in the sack with her.

    Julie if you are reading this, would you like a man that isn’t a cuck?

    • Never dip your wick in crazy
      August 20, 2020 at 11:48 am

      Some liberal women are hot. All liberal women are crazy. Here is yet another example. If she invites you for some adult fun, and you feel the urge, let her suck your cock. If she spreads her legs for you, stick it in her ass. For god sakes do not get her pregnant. If you do knock her up, it will be a lifetime of misery for a couple minutes of dick pleasure. Totally not worth it.

    • Osiris
      August 20, 2020 at 12:47 pm

      Her husband reads this…he’s furious. He should be, lil cuck.

      She reads this, absolutely SOPPING WET between the thighs at the thought of so many men wanting to fuck her harder than she’s ever been fucked.

    • Thirteenth Grade Champion
      August 20, 2020 at 2:10 pm

      She’s a Salem State grad.


      (That’s what she likes to get after a box of wine.)

  • Lord Fauntleroy
    August 20, 2020 at 11:43 am

    Up here in our quaint lily-white Newburyport we expect complete and total an·o·nym·i·ty, even when we publicly post on Algore’s interwebs using our real identity. You’ll be hearing from our attorney. How dare you showcase my idiot wife for making ridiculous comments about a meaningless event. You think I want the whole world to know how she grossly overreacts to the banalities of life?

    ….On second thought, you know my name, you know what I look like, please kill me. You see my life, you see how I have to live with the absolutely horrified one, please kill me!

  • Betty Ford
    August 20, 2020 at 11:21 am

    TB make him a deal — if his wife is willing to very publicly and unambiguously walk her comments back in some fashion satisfactory to you, you will eithe take it down or blur it. People can be morons in the moment, if its something relatively benign they should be given the shot at redemption.

  • Defund the police...until I need them
    August 20, 2020 at 11:20 am

    Your name will always be associated with Turtleboy lol. Nobody even cares enough to comment. I wasn’t going to but I know you’re gonna read this. People like you idiots just can’t help themselves.
    Let me guess Bob…you’re gonna sue lol.
    TRUMP 2020

  • Uh Muh Gohhhd
    August 20, 2020 at 11:18 am

    Can you believe IT??? Like, he wouldn’t EVEN blur her name??? What a bigot!!!

  • Walt Ostrander
    August 20, 2020 at 11:17 am

    Hey Bob,

    I made love to your wife and there isn’t a GOD DAMN thing you can do about it. Come down to naples and I will let you watch next time

  • Peter Dautel
    August 20, 2020 at 11:17 am

    Oh yeah. Cuckold fo sho!!!

    Go clean the baby batter Bob. If you act fast, you may get some that’s still warm…

  • WeRFucked
    August 20, 2020 at 11:10 am

    I’m clicking every fucking Democratic link I see. Then, using my VPN, changing my IP address, clearing my cookies, and doing it again. And again. And again. Because there are a ton more shitheads like him than us.

    Hey Bob Hebeisen, if you can’t send the voicemail, and ignore the request multiple times to do so, that to me implies guilt. You sound like a liar. Way to make your party look good. BLM right Bobby?

    Fucking asshole. ZooMass. Tough school to get into.

  • Betty Ford
    August 20, 2020 at 11:08 am

    Bingo TB on the last point. Doesnt want blowback? Then dont virtue signal

  • Nambypambypuddinghead
    August 20, 2020 at 11:06 am

    I’m pretty Sure the phone calls he got were reel in your fucking cunt wife…

  • Aiden sucks my taint
    August 20, 2020 at 11:04 am

    You are such a loser Aiden. I can’t.

    • Cuck husband and a wife who looks for drama in her life
      August 20, 2020 at 11:53 am

      The above message brought to you by this cuck and his drama queen wife.

  • Ralph Wiggam
    August 20, 2020 at 11:03 am

    Actions have consequences? That’s un possible!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    August 20, 2020 at 10:57 am

    I bet their 9 year old daughter is going to grow up to be an uppity little cunt who is offended by everything and is afraid of the world. She can thank her beefy mom and pencil dicked dad for those attributes

    • The Common Man
      August 20, 2020 at 12:58 pm

      Leave the kid out of it you jackass! Guilt by blood is a Democrat thing! Get that shit out of here!

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        August 20, 2020 at 1:09 pm

        Oh shut up you idiot. It’s a knock on her parents for being pieces of shit.

        If you came to the comment section looking for civility then you’re in the wrong place.
        fucking faggot

        • The Common Man
          August 20, 2020 at 1:26 pm

          You’re making fun of someone who is 100% innocent and a minor and I’m the faggot? You made fun of an innocent 9 year old girl dude, that’s about the weakest comment I’ve seen on here. Don’t try to write it off as comment section fun. You are a GIGANTIC herb.

          • The Spic Tormentor
            Spic Tormentor
            August 20, 2020 at 1:55 pm

            If I’ve offended you then I have done my job.

            I can tell I struck a nerve because you brought out the big guns by calling me a “herb”

          • The Common Man
            August 20, 2020 at 3:41 pm

            Of course you struck a nerve, You stepped over the line from funny Commentor to shit stain scum by attacking someone innocent, someone who isn’t even A teen yet. You literally made fun of a real life little girl, someone who has nothing to do with the article other than who she’s related too. You can act life a tough guy all you want, you’re wrong and you know it. I didn’t break out the big guns, a name like “herb” is earned. You’re a doche herb, as is anyone who believes in guilt by association. You’re the same as an antifa duche as far as I’m concerned.

            What’s that? Another reply calling me some fossilized insult like Todd Packard? You’re act of tired, You jumped the shark here today and it’s time to hang it up.

          • The Spic Tormentor
            Spic Tormentor
            August 20, 2020 at 4:15 pm

            I’m glad I fucked your day up and got in your head. I bet you will take all this rage out on your boyfriend tonight when he does something silly like forgets to put the seat down and you just go bonkers on him and you get into a sissy fight. All because you read a comment on the internet

          • Spic Tormentor
            August 20, 2020 at 4:18 pm

            Oh yeah well fuck you and that cunty little girl you’re probably a scummy fucking Spic!
            You’re a dick head asshole herb.

          • The Spic Tormentor
            Spic Tormentor
            August 20, 2020 at 4:21 pm

            ^ terrible troll attempt

          • True Reality Speaks
            Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
            August 20, 2020 at 8:12 pm

            Ignore this mental midget. Spic is an obvious lefty troll trying to make TB and his readers look bad. They’ve been trying it for years. He’s been here for a few months now and all the long time commentors ignore him. He’ll soon go away like other lib trolls like Finn, Dick Scratcher, jew haters, etc.

          • The Common Man
            August 20, 2020 at 8:28 pm

            I’m sorry jared ran out of astrolube again and I’m a little sore

          • The Common Man
            August 20, 2020 at 8:39 pm

            Cool move bro, duplicating my username after you get owned in the comments. “I can’t beat this guy in an argument so I’ll copy his username and say something stupid.”

            You truly are a herbs herb. Your act sucks and you’re rarely funny, It’s time for you to hang it up.

          • Spic Tormentor
            August 20, 2020 at 9:47 pm

            Well at least I have a dick, you faggot.

  • 5150_mike
    August 20, 2020 at 10:52 am

    Another Momo who wants to poke the turtle

  • Boring
    August 20, 2020 at 10:50 am

    Good story.

  • Osiris
    August 20, 2020 at 10:36 am

    Wifey looks like she’d be a tiger in the sack. Chubby brunette with a big smile and pearly whites. I bet she’s a giver.
    Hey Bob…know that when you read this, and you will read this….I’m pleasuring myself to your wife’s little cherubic face.


    • Julie’s Wet Ass Pussy
      August 20, 2020 at 10:50 am

      I agree, I’d give it to her like how cardi b likes it. WAP. Hey Bob, I have a very fat 8 1/2 inch cock, want to watch me fuck the snot out of your wife? You look like a cuck.

      • Aiden is a pussy
        August 20, 2020 at 11:06 am

        Aiden. Your readers are the scum of the human race. Wtf get a life.

        • Joe’s a cuck
          August 20, 2020 at 11:12 am

          Bob, you are a hypocrite. All that anti-trump stuff, yet you are voting for a n actual racist.

          Biden famously said in the New York Observer, “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”

          All blacks before Obama in slow joes feeble minded racist mind were; Illiterate, stupid, smelly, dirty, and ugly. Only a racist would think those things and you’re voting for him.

        • Hugh Mungous
          August 20, 2020 at 11:34 am

          Hey Bob, why are you such a faggot,

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