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No One Deserves To Be Molly Whopped More Than This Skagbag Who Filmed And Narrated A Girl Falling From The Slowest Six Flags Ride There Is

No One Deserves To Be Molly Whopped More Than This Skagbag Who Filmed And Narrated A Girl Falling From The Slowest Six Flags Ride There Is

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Check out this idiot chick who couldn’t figure out how to not fall out of the slowest moving ride at Six Flags in upstate New York, and got bailed out by a group of good samaritans who ended up catching her from the 25 foot fall:

I hope you watched the second video, just so you could here the ratchet play by play commentary from some of Six Flags’ finest:

Well maybe security should be right underneath to catch her. I mean, this is her job isn’t it?

Why didn’t they stop the ride on the grass?”

“Wouldn’t you have people up there so they can have something to land on?”

Seriously? Whey didn’t they stop on the grass? Because it’s not a car. It doesn’t brake when you hit a peddle. And yea, the minimum wage workers at Six Flags should use their magical Spiderman skills to save this 14 year old girl from the evils of gravity! Either that or they should stand directly underneath her and take one for the team. Because that’s what they’re paid to do – have idiots land on them from 25 foot drops.

Hey, here’s an idea. Instead of passing judgement on the Six Flags employees for doing nothing, how bout you put down the cellphone, stop taping vertically like a SAVAGE, and go and try to catch this girl like the rest of those heroes did. Nah, better to yell at the Six Flags employee in with your Newport Light voice changer.

These idiots weren’t the only ones to feel this way either. Check the comments on that Youtube video. Everyone’s blaming the park for some reason. And then there’s this idiot who won the award for dumbest comment on the Internet today:

She’s not even kidding. She thinks employees from Six Flags should follow around every single cart in this amusement park with inflatable airbags for people to fall into when they’re too stupid not to figure out how NOT to fall out of an amusement park ride. Because, why take responsibility when you can pass the blame onto someone else? Society should cater to your moronic tendencies. #2017

This tells you everything you need to know about the girl:

Investigators and park staff inspected the ride, including the gondola the girl had been in, and found that “everything was in proper working order and all safety equipment was intact and operational at the time of the incident,” the sheriff’s office said.

Apparently the girl ended up like that on the slowest moving ride in the park by trying to kick the trees with her legs. Not sure what the other person with her was doing, but they certainly weren’t pulling her back up.



Look, kids make mistakes, especially dumbass teenagers. I don’t think this chick should be banned from parks like some people. She probably doesn’t wanna go back to a park any time soon. But I think this whole episode was one of the greatest life lessons she could ever receive. And luckily for her, humanity won out and a bunch of people saved her from Darwinism doing what it does best.


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2 Comment(s)
  • They Grow 'Em Stupid in New York!
    June 28, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    Obey the rules! Don’t stand up on the ride! Don’t be a douche bag! This stupid shit would have been fine if she wasn’t so fucking stupid! Sometimes, you just wish that Darwinism would win out, and this prime specimen of stupidity doesn’t even get a chance to reproduce!

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    June 27, 2017 at 1:57 am

    The ironic part – this park used to be called ‘The Great Escape’ back when I went there as a kid.

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