No One Has Ever Gotten Boned As Bad As The Bruins Just Got Boned In Overtime By These Ratchet Canadian Referees

No One Has Ever Gotten Boned As Bad As The Bruins Just Got Boned In Overtime By These Ratchet Canadian Referees

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No one has ever gotten boned as hard as the Bruins just got boned in overtime. They had not one, but two CLEAR goals denied in a game they have to win or their season is over. First was this bullshit interference call:

Because apparently when you’re from Boston and you’re in Canada you are expected to defy the laws of physics. That puck was clearly in play. Both Craig Anderson and Sean Kuraly had a right to play for it. Both fell over in the process, and the rebound went in. Game over. Except the refs forgot to make a call and gave the hometown crowd the call they wanted.

Thirty seconds later the Bruins scored again. Except they didn’t:

I wasn’t born and raised on the ice or anything, but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to cover up the puck with your hand while it’s clearly passed the line. That’s exactly what he did there. The puck was passed the line, but no one could see it because his hand was covering it. Somehow that’s not a goal. If a player is gonna stop a goal with his hands, do it the Michael Ryder way:

Slap it in the air and continue play. Don’t do it the bitch ass Ottawa way. Fucking bullshit. If we lose to a team that could Elizabeth Warren for a mascot it’s the greatest hosejob of all time. If we win, we may never lose again.


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8 Comment(s)
  • Chris
    April 22, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    During the 2nd OT Intermission Dale Arnold (on NESN) read the rule that if the a defender (not the goalie) touches the puck in the crease with his bare hands, a penalty shot is supposed to be awarded to the offensive team. Rarely you’ll see such a play, and since it was playoff OT the refs didn’t want the game to end on a penalty shot. On the goalie interference the Bruins were lucky not to get penalized (they could have).

  • NCAA Zebra
    April 22, 2017 at 1:32 pm

    As a Hockey East official, I’m the first to take jabs at my fellow zebras when they blow callls. I will also like to point out that we really don’t care who wins. I know sometimes it looks that way. A lot of times it’s perspective. As for the game last night, there were a few missed calls on both ends. The linesman in particular were having issues with icing. The two big calls that stood out were the no goal and the hand over the puck. The first call was correct. You cannot dislodge the puck from a goalie. A goalie has the right to play his position. He was not, the call was correct.

    As far as the hand over the puck, that was blown. The hand was clearly over the puck and should have resulted in a penalty shot. All in all remember the referee does not have the luxury of an in-game replay. Most of what they see is in real time.

    • Brasco
      April 22, 2017 at 8:36 pm

      NCAA theres limited wagering, NHL (and all pro sports) big time sports book, refs are the X factor.

  • Chip Striker
    April 22, 2017 at 9:04 am

    First one should have been a goal, second one by rule should have been a penalty shot.

  • Fuckin Tyrone bitch
    April 21, 2017 at 11:45 pm

    God shut the fuck up.. I hope they are out of the playoffs so their bullshit games don’t cut off the sox games… bitch ass nigga

    • Black and Yellow Black and Yellow
      April 22, 2017 at 1:42 am

      On to Boston!

    • Fuck Tyrone
      April 22, 2017 at 7:09 am

      ayyy fuckin tyrone calm your tits buddy

    • UsualSuspect
      April 22, 2017 at 8:50 am

      Sox were on NESNplus dumbass, get a real cable provider.

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