No One Has Ever Gotten Boned As Bad As The Bruins Just Got Boned In Overtime By These Ratchet Canadian Referees
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No one has ever gotten boned as hard as the Bruins just got boned in overtime. They had not one, but two CLEAR goals denied in a game they have to win or their season is over. First was this bullshit interference call:
— Casey Baker (@CaseyBake16) April 22, 2017
Because apparently when you’re from Boston and you’re in Canada you are expected to defy the laws of physics. That puck was clearly in play. Both Craig Anderson and Sean Kuraly had a right to play for it. Both fell over in the process, and the rebound went in. Game over. Except the refs forgot to make a call and gave the hometown crowd the call they wanted.
Thirty seconds later the Bruins scored again. Except they didn’t:
— FlashScore.ca (@FlashScoreCA) April 22, 2017
"There is no proof" it's really clear he puts his hand down on the puck. pic.twitter.com/pChScayvnH
— Kristaps Porzingod (@allsports_27) April 22, 2017
I wasn’t born and raised on the ice or anything, but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to cover up the puck with your hand while it’s clearly passed the line. That’s exactly what he did there. The puck was passed the line, but no one could see it because his hand was covering it. Somehow that’s not a goal. If a player is gonna stop a goal with his hands, do it the Michael Ryder way:
Slap it in the air and continue play. Don’t do it the bitch ass Ottawa way. Fucking bullshit. If we lose to a team that could Elizabeth Warren for a mascot it’s the greatest hosejob of all time. If we win, we may never lose again.
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