This is Jordana Starr from Nothampton.
She’s obviously a raging SJW, which is required if you live in the Cambridge of the West, but she’s also a Mega Corona Karen who’s still obsessed with the commie cold.
She raved about protesters in early May gathering at the Statehouse, and wrongly predicted that a huge outbreak would result from it.
Yet as soon as George Floyd was killed she immediately started posting about the importance of protesting and the evils of the police.
“While righteousness of a cause is a factor in deciding whether or not to be part of a crowd….”
Translation – only the causes I believe are righteous are worth protesting for. People like her pretended like they believed that commie cold was gonna kill us all if we don’t socially distance, but clearly they didn’t really believe it. If they did then they’d be freaking out a million times more about a protest with 50,000 people than a protest with 500 people.
Jordana is also the owner of Beerology, a Northampton hippie brewery and pancake joint.
Over the weekend she decided to use her platform to smear another local business owner from the HighBrow Wood Fired Kitchen + Bar because he posted a picture of himself with his mask below his nose.
Wait until she finds out that that the commie cold doesn’t magically disappear when the clock strikes 2021.
Here’s an idea though – if you’re that outraged about a local business owner who was just shut down by the government for three months because he chooses not to live in fear and his mask accidentally slipped off his face, then perhaps you should be slightly more outraged that mobs of thousands of people all over the country are gathering in groups to protest, riot, and loot.
Oh, and try not to smear a local business owner if you are one yourself. Especially if your Facebook page is wide open.
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46 Comment(s)
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION! RAACISSSTS!
As someone who she tried to drag through the mud, who’s bosses were contacted with an entire crock of made up shit by this absolute looneytune I am beyond thankful to see her story and actions picked up by Turtleboy. I’ve never seen such a loose cannon out in the real world and it’s alarming to think humans like this exist. Karma came through big time for the girl who wanted me to “jump in a six foot hole” because she “has enough fucking experience doing the rest”. Sucks when you make threats against someone’s life and then have to get on your knees and beg people to leave fake five star reviews on your business page. You got yours, Jordana and my god I hope it keeps heading your way. You deserve it.
She must have a strap on because there is no way her boy friend is into screwing a woman……..
Just sayin’
She has missile tits. Guaranteed.
she is gross, and her vag probably smells like rotting tofu, but if she dresses like the beer fest photo maybe I would fuck her face hole.
“Tried to educate” What an insufferable t-wat. This woman thinks NPR is a legitimate news source, and since we’re on the topic of defunding, NPR might be a good place to start. Not only wasting money but warping people’s minds in the process.
If I’m ever in the mood for beer and pancakes I think I’ll go elsewhere.
Jordana Star ginger woman, no surprises just another insecure angry ginger skank teasing pics of her tits and raging at the world.
Goodness, do any of these people have a sense of running a business and not soup kitchen or high school popularity contest. Stay off social media and don’t give away free stuff is the lesson.
– Andrew Brow has served 3,000 meals to front line workers. That’s your choice sir and financially it’s stupid, front line workers all have jobs that’s why they’re called workers. Front line medical workers make very good money they don’t need handouts. Your virtue signaling is costly and does nothing to prevent personal attacks from a pancake and beer joint owner.
– Joana Star won’t go into a restaurant until 2021, does that include her own restaurant? She’s working against herself. Should the public all avoid her restaurant into 2010 also? This woman is dumb.
– In an interview of a Seattle baker who was looted, she can’t understand why her bakery was looted because she donates pastry mixers to under privileged teens with dark skin who want to become bakers. She’s too stupid to run a business. Guess the looters didn’t know her Virtue Credit Score for all those free mixers. When you feed the rats you get more rats not less.
This is how people who watch CNN til 3AM everyday act on social media. She and her milksop husband honestly think they are saving lives of 13 grandmothers. You’re not pretty enough to be this stupid, sweetheart.
except they literally are though. you mouth breathers and trumpers just dont get it.
and people like you who still think this is some big joke or hoax are the reason its still spreading like wild fire. Just remember your “hilarious” cnn jokes when someone you love is dying alone on a respirator. you are a literal fool.
awesome, i hit a nerve with ms. cunty mcshitterman. love it. i rarely if ever response to followups but this one is classic. you, are an idiot. look at the 7 day moving average and death rate since march, it’s down down down. it doesn’t impact 99% of the population. So go take your limp husbands dick and try to do something with it and run your failing business assuming if you act social justice warrior enough you some how might get more business.
Go woke, go broke. I look forward to finding your business bankruptcy filings on Lexis Nexis. The joke is on you. You are an unhinged lunatic that should be subject to a 3 day psych eval.
Everything you know is wrong.
You’re whole life is a life.
Everything about you is ugly.
In another 10 years after Jordana has hit the wall another younger more militant woman with no accomplishments will come along and destroy Jordana’s business Beerology and Jordana Star’s reputation just prove her wokeness that is when Jordana Star might become aware of her own terrible past.
Jordana Star is a great porn name, I have a side job for her.
Larry Flynt
The woke white middle class female is, by far, the most dangerous existential threat to America that has ever existed.
Their whole ethos is built on “feelings”.
Not common sense.
Not facts
Not reality.
Only “feelings”.
And the scary part is? They are allowed to vote.
Jordana Starr from Nothampton uses traditional German clothing and a merkin boyfriend to hide her true beliefs. Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
She looks and sounds like a pretentious twat
Insufferable cunt was my first impression
Tomato, Tomahto.
I’ve seen those eyes…maybe I was looking in the binoculars from the wrong side…but I’ve seen ’em!
The bino’s kept heading South with the waves though…
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Join us.
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my god I hope they dont reproduce
Schticklegruber! Dat fraulein iz appropriating mein KULTUR! Schweinhundt! Volkesgemeinshaft! Lebensraum!
Someone has to say it. She has nice breasts.
I should move to Northampton. There’s no doubt that at 58 I would be the toughest guy in town. Jesus.
At 58 you would have the healthiest liver and lungs.
What an ugly Adolfhin Hitler (haha see what I did there). it would be a shame if people keep calling the hipster toilet beer company (like I’m doing) and get them to take their phone off the hook. I would imagine business will be booming when others try and get take out orders in. And definitely whatever you do, do not flood their antisocial medias with one star reviews because they put their underarm hair in the food while also pissing in the beer.
Yo Unc what happened with the Prime Fitness rally that you were hyping up all last week man why didn’t you show up?
I was going to go and kick the shit out of any spics and fags that I saw but my sister asked me to spend time with her crotch fruit so I took them to the movies to see that super fucking funny Pete Davidson movie.
The fags and spics got lucky this time!
^ ignore this imposter. I shook some painters ladder the other day and and he started yelling spanish gibberish at me so I’m assuming it was this tortilla loving fellow.
“I shook some painters ladder” LOL that was great SC
Noho is a good place for those faggy weirdos.
SJW’s it’s like brainwashed Karen here are the most SELFISH folk around making everyone else wear masks and toppling economies even though only .03% are susceptible to illness and serious harm. Only these people who are susceptible to illness need to wear masks let the others get herd immunity. Selfish business destroying socialist Nazis like this cause global warming.
I’m sick of reading about these assholes every day. Time to organize and strike back. Wake up white people.
It’s okay to be white. Nuff said, boycott these cunts. Especially those cuck faggots Ben and jerry, tell your fat assed wives and girlfriends to stop buying their commie ice cream, support Shains of Maine, the SJW claim they are racist.
What’s in those pitchers?
Looks like my toilet water the morning after a bender
Nothing like a day full of mudwater shits after getting shithoused the night before
No worries of shitstains. Those 2oz. Dixie cups @ $5/pop will empty your wallet well before the runs kick in.
Any idea if the mask was one of the ones you’re selling on this site?
Ironic that she is such a SJW yet dresses up to celebrate German heritage.
The German people have a rich heritage of treating all ethnic groups with warmth and respect.
We just erected a statue of the father of democracy vladimir Lennon.
Was he a Russian Beatle???
Her boyfriend looks like a gay. I suspect an arrangement between the 2 of them to pretend to be each other’s boyfriend/girlfriend because of their shared gayness and the fact that they are too embarrassed to admit to said gayness. These are my thoughts on the matter.
I just assumed he like to bite the heads off you chickens.
Tulsa rally tickets for sale.
HURRY! Only 12,000 left.
If the place was standing room only you’d be posting how they’re spreading COVID. What was an acceptable attendance number???
Who need the Russians to interfere with our elections when teenagers and K pop fans on a Chinese app can disrupt even better.