Social Justice Warriors

Northampton Corona Karen Smears Other Business Owner For Posting Picture With Mask Below Nose After Cheering On Protests For The Last Month


This is Jordana Starr from Nothampton.

She’s obviously a raging SJW, which is required if you live in the Cambridge of the West, but she’s also a Mega Corona Karen who’s still obsessed with the commie cold.

She raved about protesters in early May gathering at the Statehouse, and wrongly predicted that a huge outbreak would result from it.

Yet as soon as George Floyd was killed she immediately started posting about the importance of protesting and the evils of the police.

“While righteousness of a cause is a factor in deciding whether or not to be part of a crowd….”

Translation – only the causes I believe are righteous are worth protesting for. People like her pretended like they believed that commie cold was gonna kill us all if we don’t socially distance, but clearly they didn’t really believe it. If they did then they’d be freaking out a million times more about a protest with 50,000 people than a protest with 500 people.

Jordana is also the owner of Beerology, a Northampton hippie brewery and pancake joint.

Over the weekend she decided to use her platform to smear another local business owner from the HighBrow Wood Fired Kitchen + Bar because he posted a picture of himself with his mask below his nose.

Wait until she finds out that that the commie cold doesn’t magically disappear when the clock strikes 2021.

Here’s an idea though – if you’re that outraged about a local business owner who was just shut down by the government for three months because he chooses not to live in fear and his mask accidentally slipped off his face, then perhaps you should be slightly more outraged that mobs of thousands of people all over the country are gathering in groups to protest, riot, and loot.

Oh, and try not to smear a local business owner if you are one yourself. Especially if your Facebook page is wide open.


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46 Comment(s)
  • Pissed The Fuck Off
    June 23, 2020 at 1:14 pm


  • One of her Original Targets
    June 23, 2020 at 8:31 am

    As someone who she tried to drag through the mud, who’s bosses were contacted with an entire crock of made up shit by this absolute looneytune I am beyond thankful to see her story and actions picked up by Turtleboy. I’ve never seen such a loose cannon out in the real world and it’s alarming to think humans like this exist. Karma came through big time for the girl who wanted me to “jump in a six foot hole” because she “has enough fucking experience doing the rest”. Sucks when you make threats against someone’s life and then have to get on your knees and beg people to leave fake five star reviews on your business page. You got yours, Jordana and my god I hope it keeps heading your way. You deserve it.

  • Karen of All Karens
    June 23, 2020 at 7:46 am

    She must have a strap on because there is no way her boy friend is into screwing a woman……..

    Just sayin’

  • Mr. Bubba
    June 23, 2020 at 4:03 am

    She has missile tits. Guaranteed.

  • Chimp Stomper
    June 23, 2020 at 12:22 am

    she is gross, and her vag probably smells like rotting tofu, but if she dresses like the beer fest photo maybe I would fuck her face hole.

  • Tepid Lesbian
    June 23, 2020 at 12:03 am

    “Tried to educate” What an insufferable t-wat. This woman thinks NPR is a legitimate news source, and since we’re on the topic of defunding, NPR might be a good place to start. Not only wasting money but warping people’s minds in the process.

    If I’m ever in the mood for beer and pancakes I think I’ll go elsewhere.

  • Ginger skanks
    June 22, 2020 at 11:14 pm

    Jordana Star ginger woman, no surprises just another insecure angry ginger skank teasing pics of her tits and raging at the world.

  • battle of the virtue signalers, aka popularity among the stupid and woke
    June 22, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    Goodness, do any of these people have a sense of running a business and not soup kitchen or high school popularity contest. Stay off social media and don’t give away free stuff is the lesson.

    – Andrew Brow has served 3,000 meals to front line workers. That’s your choice sir and financially it’s stupid, front line workers all have jobs that’s why they’re called workers. Front line medical workers make very good money they don’t need handouts. Your virtue signaling is costly and does nothing to prevent personal attacks from a pancake and beer joint owner.

    – Joana Star won’t go into a restaurant until 2021, does that include her own restaurant? She’s working against herself. Should the public all avoid her restaurant into 2010 also? This woman is dumb.

    – In an interview of a Seattle baker who was looted, she can’t understand why her bakery was looted because she donates pastry mixers to under privileged teens with dark skin who want to become bakers. She’s too stupid to run a business. Guess the looters didn’t know her Virtue Credit Score for all those free mixers. When you feed the rats you get more rats not less.

  • Judge dread
    June 22, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    This is how people who watch CNN til 3AM everyday act on social media. She and her milksop husband honestly think they are saving lives of 13 grandmothers. You’re not pretty enough to be this stupid, sweetheart.

    • learn the facts
      June 23, 2020 at 1:10 am

      except they literally are though. you mouth breathers and trumpers just dont get it.

    • learn the facts
      June 23, 2020 at 1:15 am

      and people like you who still think this is some big joke or hoax are the reason its still spreading like wild fire. Just remember your “hilarious” cnn jokes when someone you love is dying alone on a respirator. you are a literal fool.

    • Judge dread
      June 23, 2020 at 5:13 am

      awesome, i hit a nerve with ms. cunty mcshitterman. love it. i rarely if ever response to followups but this one is classic. you, are an idiot. look at the 7 day moving average and death rate since march, it’s down down down. it doesn’t impact 99% of the population. So go take your limp husbands dick and try to do something with it and run your failing business assuming if you act social justice warrior enough you some how might get more business.

      Go woke, go broke. I look forward to finding your business bankruptcy filings on Lexis Nexis. The joke is on you. You are an unhinged lunatic that should be subject to a 3 day psych eval.
      Everything you know is wrong.
      You’re whole life is a life.
      Everything about you is ugly.

  • Judgy Juggy Jordana Star when you fall oh so far
    June 22, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    In another 10 years after Jordana has hit the wall another younger more militant woman with no accomplishments will come along and destroy Jordana’s business Beerology and Jordana Star’s reputation just prove her wokeness that is when Jordana Star might become aware of her own terrible past.

    Jordana Star is a great porn name, I have a side job for her.

    Larry Flynt

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    June 22, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    The woke white middle class female is, by far, the most dangerous existential threat to America that has ever existed.
    Their whole ethos is built on “feelings”.
    Not common sense.
    Not facts
    Not reality.
    Only “feelings”.
    And the scary part is? They are allowed to vote.

  • Walter Sobchak
    June 22, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Jordana Starr from Nothampton uses traditional German clothing and a merkin boyfriend to hide her true beliefs. Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

  • Chris
    June 22, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    She looks and sounds like a pretentious twat

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      June 22, 2020 at 7:15 pm

      Insufferable cunt was my first impression

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        July 2, 2020 at 1:21 am

        Tomato, Tomahto.

  • Cutty Sark
    June 22, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    I’ve seen those eyes…maybe I was looking in the binoculars from the wrong side…but I’ve seen ’em!

    The bino’s kept heading South with the waves though…

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    June 22, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    I have the support of the only Blafrican American Woman to ever be elected to the U.S. Senate.
    Join us.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    June 22, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    We choose truth over facts.
    Join us.

  • bigdaddy
    June 22, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    my god I hope they dont reproduce

  • Hermann Göring's Massive Belly
    June 22, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    Schticklegruber! Dat fraulein iz appropriating mein KULTUR! Schweinhundt! Volkesgemeinshaft! Lebensraum!

  • Ron Jeremy's Son
    June 22, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    Someone has to say it. She has nice breasts.

  • Soy Boy Bones Break Easily
    June 22, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    I should move to Northampton. There’s no doubt that at 58 I would be the toughest guy in town. Jesus.

    • junkie town
      June 22, 2020 at 11:22 pm

      At 58 you would have the healthiest liver and lungs.

  • Fuck them
    June 22, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    What an ugly Adolfhin Hitler (haha see what I did there). it would be a shame if people keep calling the hipster toilet beer company (like I’m doing) and get them to take their phone off the hook. I would imagine business will be booming when others try and get take out orders in. And definitely whatever you do, do not flood their antisocial medias with one star reviews because they put their underarm hair in the food while also pissing in the beer.

  • Spic Tormentor
    June 22, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    Yo Unc what happened with the Prime Fitness rally that you were hyping up all last week man why didn’t you show up?
    I was going to go and kick the shit out of any spics and fags that I saw but my sister asked me to spend time with her crotch fruit so I took them to the movies to see that super fucking funny Pete Davidson movie.
    The fags and spics got lucky this time!

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      June 22, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      ^ ignore this imposter. I shook some painters ladder the other day and and he started yelling spanish gibberish at me so I’m assuming it was this tortilla loving fellow.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        June 22, 2020 at 3:33 pm

        “I shook some painters ladder” LOL that was great SC

        Noho is a good place for those faggy weirdos.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's bastard child
    June 22, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    SJW’s it’s like brainwashed Karen here are the most SELFISH folk around making everyone else wear masks and toppling economies even though only .03% are susceptible to illness and serious harm. Only these people who are susceptible to illness need to wear masks let the others get herd immunity. Selfish business destroying socialist Nazis like this cause global warming.

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    June 22, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    I’m sick of reading about these assholes every day. Time to organize and strike back. Wake up white people.

    • White wallets matter
      June 22, 2020 at 3:39 pm

      It’s okay to be white. Nuff said, boycott these cunts. Especially those cuck faggots Ben and jerry, tell your fat assed wives and girlfriends to stop buying their commie ice cream, support Shains of Maine, the SJW claim they are racist.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 22, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    What’s in those pitchers?

    Looks like my toilet water the morning after a bender

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      June 22, 2020 at 3:45 pm

      Nothing like a day full of mudwater shits after getting shithoused the night before

    • Shizzling Drits
      June 22, 2020 at 5:52 pm

      No worries of shitstains. Those 2oz. Dixie cups @ $5/pop will empty your wallet well before the runs kick in.

  • TB Is Team Mask
    June 22, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    Any idea if the mask was one of the ones you’re selling on this site?

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 22, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Ironic that she is such a SJW yet dresses up to celebrate German heritage.

    • Liawatha
      June 22, 2020 at 4:21 pm

      The German people have a rich heritage of treating all ethnic groups with warmth and respect.

      • Woops
        June 22, 2020 at 7:00 pm

        We just erected a statue of the father of democracy vladimir Lennon.

        • Snarky Pete
          June 22, 2020 at 9:27 pm

          Was he a Russian Beatle???

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    June 22, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    Her boyfriend looks like a gay. I suspect an arrangement between the 2 of them to pretend to be each other’s boyfriend/girlfriend because of their shared gayness and the fact that they are too embarrassed to admit to said gayness. These are my thoughts on the matter.

    • Face covers
      June 22, 2020 at 6:54 pm

      I just assumed he like to bite the heads off you chickens.

  • randiguy2006
    Tulsa tix
    June 22, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    Tulsa rally tickets for sale.

    HURRY! Only 12,000 left.

    • Well....
      June 22, 2020 at 4:10 pm

      If the place was standing room only you’d be posting how they’re spreading COVID. What was an acceptable attendance number???

    • Hobo with a shotgun
      June 22, 2020 at 6:51 pm

      Who need the Russians to interfere with our elections when teenagers and K pop fans on a Chinese app can disrupt even better.

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