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Norwood Spunktrumpet Is Claiming That Was On Her On Turtleboy Live Because She Was Hacked, Also Has Pictures Of Her Smoking 7 Months Prego Even Though She Doesn’t Smoke

Norwood Spunktrumpet Is Claiming That Was On Her On Turtleboy Live Because She Was Hacked, Also Has Pictures Of Her Smoking 7 Months Prego Even Though She Doesn’t Smoke

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It looks like Jennifer Cobb, the Norwood Spunktrumpet who is 8 months pregnant, ripping butts, throwing racial slurs at “crusty bald bitches” who have hair, and trying to fight everyone on the Internet, will be the gift that keeps on giving. She’s on Fall River Guttermuppet pace right now. She’s gonna be a top 3 seed in next March’s Ratchet Madness for sure. And it turns out that last night on Turtleboy Live she lied to us a couple times (she comes in at the 46 minute mark):

Lie #1: I don’t smoke. 

She doesn’t smoke because she’s pregnant. Yet here she is complaining that her son, who we certainly hope she does not have custody of, broke all of cigarettes while she was sleeping till noon:

And here she is on July 2, smoking a cigarette:

If you can’t trust the Norwood Spunktrumpet then who can ya trust?


Lie #2: That wasn’t her on Turtleboy Live – she was hacked. 

Yet here she is saying “no problem” when we thanked her for her ratchtacular commentary on our award winning program:

Oh, and she hopes our kids get tortured and our wives/husbands get gang banged in front of the children. This is a classy broad for sure. I’m sure she’s totally not a racist and has been vilified unjustly. LOL. Sure thing hun. Back in the 80’s Cheers was the place to go where everybody knows your name. For Jennifer Cobb that place is Planned Parenthood.



Lie #3: She didn’t write this message. 

According to her “Marie Lisa” sent it. And indeed “Marie Lisa” did:

Except this message was sent to the same exact woman from Jennifer’s account 5 minutes before, after the woman she was messaging had blocked her:

In other words, she made a burner account to finish the job after the chick blocked her. Must have been another ratchet with a broken caps lock button. Definitely. Either that or she was hacked.


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12 Comment(s)
  • Tommy
    July 23, 2019 at 3:50 am

    Princess Slayer ur a fuckn shit talker who judges ppl, u hope my kids get tortured, who’s the shitbagl

  • Jeff Nipples
    May 25, 2019 at 1:57 pm


  • September 3, 2017 at 2:59 pm

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  • Slut fuckr
    August 21, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    No problem with her being racist she has slampig written all over her face. U know she’s a wild fuck, just double up on the plan b.

  • Mike McGovern
    August 21, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    Yo i know that bitch, my sis was in the same grade as her, she is wicked raciest. Lol i been talking to her since the first post, now shes threating to get her brothers afta me. Lmao u should see these messages.

    • Iknow
      August 21, 2017 at 10:44 pm

      Just message turtle boy and send them screen shots of the texts, I’m sure there will be another story soon to come about this chick and her gay boy bf

  • livesinlowell
    August 21, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    She just keeps on digging her own turtle grave spot for the graveyard.

  • itsjustme
    August 21, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    She was definitely smoking, I could tell before you even asked her. What a scumbag.

  • August 21, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    That gene pool could use a filter.

    • citypoint
      Stan the man
      August 21, 2017 at 3:35 pm

      Perferably some chlorine.

  • CJT
    August 21, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Sorry. Not trying to be a dick but every chick I know with a 5 head is always ratchet. It’s like the higher their hair line the more ghetto they get!!!!

  • Princess Slayer
    August 21, 2017 at 12:36 pm

    “Tell Turtle Boy I hope his kid’s get tortured and his wife gets gang banged ” 《—- what the fuck is wrong with this broad. Who says something like that?!

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