Noseface Killah CSNNE Employee DJ Bean Doesn’t Realize The Racist Fake Turtleboy Parody Twitter Account Is Trolling Him, Retweets Them As He Cheers On Trenni
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This is DJ Bean:
The noseface killah covers the Bruins for CSNNE, and he HATES Turtleboy. Largely because he’s BFFL’s with Pete Blackburn, the unemployed freelance writer who can’t find work because he once insinuated that a 10 year old boy would grow up to become a serial killer.
Pete was not happy that we named the three boat-shoed fake Patriots fans who took a picture with Roger Goodell at the first Patriots preseason game:
Listen, Goodell sucks but conducting a witch hunt & using your site to maliciously post personal info of fans who took pic w/ him is gross
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) August 11, 2017
And since unemployed Pete is currently engaged in an epic bromance with the nostrildamus himself,
DJ came rushing to his Barstool reject friend’s defense:
*maliciously post info of fans while hiding your actual name yourself. Don't RT that shit and certainly don't read it https://t.co/NnpryRO1h8
— DJ Bean (@DJ_Bean) August 11, 2017
After his boy was exposed for being a hypocritical fraud who thinks it’s OK to accuse a 10 year old of killing 100 pets, but not OK to list the names of three grown men who did something hilariously stupid, there wasn’t much DJ could say. So he started playing the “Turtleboy is crazy” card:
The guy's unhinged. It's over. He's irrelevant https://t.co/HV96UwLWms
— DJ Bean (@DJ_Bean) August 11, 2017
When that didn’t work he started playing the “Turtleboy is one person who used to be a teacher but was fired for stalking and sexually harassing them” card:
Nah dude stalking and sexually harassing your former students is normal stuff. EEI should associate themselves with him more https://t.co/gT7DvrP3eW
— DJ Bean (@DJ_Bean) August 11, 2017
Of course once you’ve done this you’ve already surrendered. Everything you’re saying is so baseless and indefensible that the only thing you can do is repeat Internet rumors that your butthurt friends started in a failed attempt to discredit our amazing website.
But wait, it gets better. There’s a parody Twitter account that looks a lot like Turtleboy, and tweets stuff like this:
Penis!!!!
— TurtleBoySports (@TurtIeBoySports) August 7, 2017
Very mature. It’s hard to notice when you look at it, but the “L” in Turtleboy is actually a capital “I.” It just so happens to look exactly like a lower case L. Watch:
Turtleboy
TurtIeboy
Can you tell which one uses L and which uses I? Because I typed in different letters. It’s actually a pretty creative troll job. But if you click on the parody account and you see stuff like this:
Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Pe
— TurtleBoySports (@TurtIeBoySports) August 10, 2017
It’s kind of a dead giveaway that it’s not us. That and the fact that we have close to 12,000 Twitter followers, and they have 48. If you look at the things this account says, they troll people in the media and say outrageously racist and offensive things, hoping that the people they’re tweeting at will think it’s really us.
Turtleboy reps the right & white only. No cucktards aloud
— TurtleBoySports (@TurtIeBoySports) August 12, 2017
Smart people can figure out on their own that it’s a parody account. DJ Bean is not smart:
Seems like a stable guy. Good dude to hitch your wagon to imo pic.twitter.com/19aH6PYyoy
— DJ Bean (@DJ_Bean) August 11, 2017
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
This is the mainstream media folks. These are not smart people. And it’s not like he can play the “no one told me I fell for the parody account excuse either.” He knows:
https://twitter.com/TurtleBoySports/status/896242892217475072
https://twitter.com/TurtleBoySports/status/896333546364776448
But yet he kept it up anyway. Why would someone representing an allegedly “real news” sports outlet like CSNNE, which ripped Turtleboy for being anonymous the other day, keep up something like this after KNOWING that it’s a parody account? These are the same frauds who ripped Chris Motenson and ESPN for keeping up the fake news tweet about 11 of 12 balls being 2 PSI under the allowable amount. Oh right, because just like ESPN, they’re not real news. They’re just liars looking for clicks. And they know the Turtle will get them clicks. They can’t find anything legitimate to criticize us about, so they make things up. And it worked perfectly because the butthurt warrior brigade jumped right in:
https://twitter.com/Dolloff985/status/896038631319666690
Wow, "cuck" combine with "retard". Seems like cool dude
— D M (@DougMartin17) August 11, 2017
It's unfortunate that Felger gave him a platform to spew his nonsense for so long. Too many "Aidaninworcester" calls helped grow his brand
— Mike Bachini (@MikeBachini) August 11, 2017
See at least you guys act 12 years old in the giddy schoolgirl way.That turtle cock muffin is more of a "steps on cats" kinda of 12 year old
— 2 Goals Rinaldo (@not_Zac_Rinaldo) August 11, 2017
I hate that guy more than most internet people
— Nolan Valois (@NolanValois) August 11, 2017
His stories are garbage anyway. Mostly click baits.
— Wallace Young Jr. (@MinotaurXXX) August 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/ryescaf/status/896175485050290176
TRIGGERED!!!
Not surprisingly when Trenni Kusnierek invited us on her show to talk about the picture, demanded we use a real name, disinvited us when we told her our name was Steve Quist (it is), and then lost her mind an embarrassed herself on TV while dressed like a Christmas present:
DJ Bean was sitting at home yelling, “you go girl!”
TRENNI!
— DJ Bean (@DJ_Bean) August 11, 2017
Chud of the day right there people. This is what winning looks like. We’re making these people lose their minds. We are making them humiliate themselves while we sit back, eating Bennie’s Cafe Rueben sandwiches, drinking pints at Smitty’s, heading to Pepe’s for a pizza, and buying jewelry at Maria’s. They’re ranting about how mean we are on TV and retweeting racist parody accounts because they’re too stupid to realize what’s real news and what’s not. Next time DJ and Pete get together for another bro-down they can have some group therapy to help get over their post turtle stress disorder.
Oh, and invited Trenni too!! That chick needs to talk it out with someone besides her cats.
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Dj Queen is a very sensitive sissy. (S)he likes to write about hockey because hockey has become a very sensitive sally sport and it fits him(her,it) nicely. Best move weei ever made just shitcanning this ladyboy a few years ago. I’m sure pete and dj have the best slumber parties!
I thought NESN went off the air years ago?
Well aII right, all right…..see the difference?
DJ is an all-time asshole name. Except for Candace Cameron on Full House, she’s cool.
Just look at the last 9 or so years, as these pre-tarded media morons evolved from rebellious plonkers who were mentally raped by their leftist instructors in secondary school, then attended brainwashing universities, now to get their first diaper rash in the real world after being assimilated in a ”different form of institution” all this time. It’s obvious these numpties can’t handle the heat in the kitchen. Nice investigative reporting by the Turtleboy .
Yes. NESN should get out of David Price’s vagina. Enough said.
The fact that Town Fair Tire is a sponsor of that program says it all. Their lack of business ethics are perfectly aligned. I reported them to the BBB for charging me for work they didn’t perform after one of their employees all of 18 years old wanted to tell me that because his Dad worked for GM, he knew everything about front ends and front end parts…OK…that makes sense. Town Fair is lucky I didn’t go to a lawyer and start a class action because they like to charge for 4 wheel front end alignments and then not do them, claiming a front end problem, but then not refunding your money. Yeah that’s legal…NOT. You can not accept money for work not performed in MA. I haven’t been back and tell me about their scam whenever I get a chance. Shrewsbury and Auburn are owned by the same franchisee…he settled with me. Because he knew he was out of line.
yeah that is totally relevant to this blog, great story
tells us that it’s impossible to tell lower case L and upper case I apart, calls the guy dumb for falling for it. Classic. In any event, who gives a fuck? Find some more ratchets that we can make fun of…
Posts like this help remind me what an excellent decision it was to cancel Comcast cable TV service, save myself $100+ per month, and stop watching television altogether. Completely amazing what passes for television “entertainment” and “news” these days. More amazing there are still enough people around watching this shit to keep them in business. The number of simpletons in this country must be astounding. We are fucked. I’m ordering Rosetta Stone Mandarin today.
Me too! Cut the cord. NESN has gone so far downhill I can’t stand any of the commentators, and I certainly never watched anything as subpar as this. Netflix and Kodi is all you need with a fast internet connection.