Turtleboy Was Invited On CSN Tonight, We Requested Anonymity, They Said Yes, Then No, And SJW Trenni Kusnierek Lost Her Goddamn Mind On The Air
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So we got an email from Comcast Sports New England today, asking us to come on their 6:00 show with Gary Tanguay, Trenni Kusnierek, and Marc Bertrand:
I’m a producer of Arbella Early Edition on CSN New England. Would you be willing to come on air with us tonightduring our show from 6-8pm to discuss @NFLprguy’s photo from last night’s Patriots game and the ensuing attention? Our studios are located in Burlington, MA or we could potentially do a phone interview as well.
Please let me know. Thanks!
CSN New England
We never say no to stuff like this obviously, so we said sure. The producer wanted to know what to call us so we said Uncle Turtleboy and explained that the brand was built around anonymity. Without the promise of anonymity sources wouldn’t feel comfortable coming to us with HUGE stories that we consistently break. For instance, we were able to break the story about cop killer Jorge Zambrano and his whereabouts because we were getting inside sources from police everywhere. They’d never go to a MSM outlet like that because they’d have to go on the record. People trust us, and we’ve completely revolutionized the media because of this. All of this stuff we expose could not be done without anonymity.
After telling us that they don’t normally do anonymity on the show, Dave (who seems like a nice guy) got back to us and let us know they’d make an exception:
Can you call 781-229-6617 at 6pm?
Ten minutes later we got this:
The production team of Early Edition has discussed this further, and we would be happy to have you on TV for a discussion if you provide us with a name/number. We don’t conduct interviews like this totally anonymously. If that doesn’t work with how your brand operates, I totally understand. Either way, thank you for your time/consideration today.
The “production team” overruled them. We’ll see shortly who that was.
Either way, it’s stupid. We could just make up any name we wanted to. What does it matter? How does that change the facts? Three ding-dongs pretending to be Patriots fans posed for a picture with a guy who literally bent them over and went to poundtown because he wanted to create a distraction from his inexcusable record on domestic violence. The Internet asked for their names (including Toucher and Rich who appear on CSN), so we gave them their names. We never encouraged any sort of vigilantism. We just said their names. They don’t even care. Perhaps people should stop being offended on behalf of those who aren’t offended to begin with.
So we asked if we could do a first name. They said they needed a last name too. Think of how dumb that is. We could’ve said Bret Killoran or Dr. Elliot Stevenson. What does it matter? They weren’t gonna ID us so they’d have no way of knowing. So we through out a name – Steve Quist. Because Steve Quist is an asshole. Five minutes later they sent us this:
We found this article on your site, so is that just a coincidence?
Thank you for being very cooperative and understanding today, but management isn’t comfortable with going with this on air tonight. I apologize for taking up your time.
Rookie move on our part. You don’t give an alias of a guy you roasted a million times. We just figured it didn’t matter the name we gave because it really wouldn’t prove anything. But apparently they take this stuff seriously. VERY seriously!!!
Anyway, that was the end of that. Then this happened from angry SJW Trenni K:
— NBC Sports Boston (@NBCSBoston) August 12, 2017
She’s so mad……..
You can see the smoke coming out of her head. Why don’t you use your real name Turtleboy? Oh, I dunno – because we get about three or four voicemails like this every week:
And that guy was gentle. He just said he was sending the Hell’s Angels to get us. You should hear the guys who tell me they’re gonna rape and kill our wives and children.
But yea, we should totally use our real names. Because I see a lot of benefit to opening up my family to that. Definitely.
And just to clarify there’s nothing wrong with anonymity, as long as you’re using it for virtuous reasons. If you’re just being an anonymous troll to leave death threats then you’re using if for the wrong reasons. If you’re doing it to expose wrongdoings, make people more comfortable coming to you with stories, all while simultaneously protecting the people you care about, this is a good thing. Anyone who can’t see that is a stupid, stupid person. Like Trenni.
Not the first time we’ve destroyed her with facts either, so it makes sense that she’s so angry. In October of last year a hack reporter who’s been arrested several times, named Robert Klemko, tweeted out that Bills fans tackled a Colin Kaepernick dummy in a parking lot while yelling, “tackled the Muslim.” He shared the video, which clearly did NOT show anyone mentioning the word “Muslim.”
Bills fans scream "tackle the Muslim", then a young lady obliges. pic.twitter.com/A1eKcyWT87
— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) October 16, 2016
Trenni believed him though, and called the black woman who filmed it a liar:
Who has more to lose here? Who has more incentive to lie? Common sense, gentlemen. It's her.
— Trenni Kusnierek (@trenni) October 17, 2016
Because Trenni is your token liberal, suburban racist NIMBY white woman. She likes black women when they agree with her. She just doesn’t believe them when it doesn’t fit her agenda.
So we called up WEEI two days later when she was on and destroyed her with facts. Even she admitted we were right:
Co-sign. Great call. Seriously. Glad he called in.
— Trenni Kusnierek (@trenni) October 19, 2016
But you know it ate her up inside to get roasted by the turtle.
Then in January her and Jon Tomase were on the air on a Saturday morning when Turtleboy and three other people were listening, and she started to defend Skip Gates – the since disgraced Harvard professor who called a white cop a racist for doing his job, and insinuated that he would have sex with his mother. Or as President Obama put it, “the Cambridge police acted stupidly.”
So we called up the show once again, and she called us racist because we called him Skip Gates. Ya got that? She’s so bad at her job and woefully uninformed, that she thought Skip was a racist nickname we gave Professor Henry Louis Gates. Even though it’s what Obama and everyone else references him as in public.
But his is what closeted racist NIMBY white women like Trenni do – they call other people racist to mask their own internal racism. She hates us because we represent the future of media, and it’s a direct threat to her livelihood. Plus, everyone wants her off of the Kirk and Callahan show and have been pressing Chris Curtis to put someone from TBS on the casting couch. And as you can see in that video, it’s keeping her up at night.
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