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Turtleboy Was Invited On CSN Tonight, We Requested Anonymity, They Said Yes, Then No, And SJW Trenni Kusnierek Lost Her Goddamn Mind On The Air

Turtleboy Was Invited On CSN Tonight, We Requested Anonymity, They Said Yes, Then No, And SJW Trenni Kusnierek Lost Her Goddamn Mind On The Air

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So we got an email from Comcast Sports New England today, asking us to come on their 6:00 show with Gary Tanguay, Trenni Kusnierek, and Marc Bertrand:

Hi –

I’m a producer of Arbella Early Edition on CSN New England. Would you be willing to come on air with us tonightduring our show from 6-8pm to discuss @NFLprguy’s photo from last night’s Patriots game and the ensuing attention?  Our studios are located in Burlington, MA or we could potentially do a phone interview as well.

Please let me know. Thanks!

Dave Green

CSN New England

We never say no to stuff like this obviously, so we said sure. The producer wanted to know what to call us so we said Uncle Turtleboy and explained that the brand was built around anonymity. Without the promise of anonymity sources wouldn’t feel comfortable coming to us with HUGE stories that we consistently break. For instance, we were able to break the story about cop killer Jorge Zambrano and his whereabouts because we were getting inside sources from police everywhere. They’d never go to a MSM outlet like that because they’d have to go on the record. People trust us, and we’ve completely revolutionized the media because of this. All of this stuff we expose could not be done without anonymity.

After telling us that they don’t normally do anonymity on the show, Dave (who seems like a nice guy) got back to us and let us know they’d make an exception:

Can you call 781-229-6617 at 6pm


Ten minutes later we got this:

The production team of Early Edition has discussed this further, and we would be happy to have you on TV for a discussion if you provide us with a name/number. We don’t conduct interviews like this totally anonymously. If that doesn’t work with how your brand operates, I totally understand. Either way, thank you for your time/consideration today.

The “production team” overruled them. We’ll see shortly who that was.

Either way, it’s stupid. We could just make up any name we wanted to. What does it matter? How does that change the facts? Three ding-dongs pretending to be Patriots fans posed for a picture with a guy who literally bent them over and went to poundtown because he wanted to create a distraction from his inexcusable record on domestic violence. The Internet asked for their names (including Toucher and Rich who appear on CSN), so we gave them their names. We never encouraged any sort of vigilantism. We just said their names. They don’t even care. Perhaps people should stop being offended on behalf of those who aren’t offended to begin with.

So we asked if we could do a first name. They said they needed a last name too. Think of how dumb that is. We could’ve said Bret Killoran or Dr. Elliot Stevenson. What does it matter? They weren’t gonna ID us so they’d have no way of knowing. So we through out a name – Steve Quist. Because Steve Quist is an asshole. Five minutes later they sent us this:

We found this article on your site, so is that just a coincidence?

Thank you for being very cooperative and understanding today, but management isn’t comfortable with going with this on air tonight. I apologize for taking up your time.

Rookie move on our part. You don’t give an alias of a guy you roasted a million times. We just figured it didn’t matter the name we gave because it really wouldn’t prove anything. But apparently they take this stuff seriously. VERY seriously!!!

Anyway, that was the end of that. Then this happened from angry SJW Trenni K:

She’s so mad……..

You can see the smoke coming out of her head. Why don’t you use your real name Turtleboy? Oh, I dunno – because we get about three or four voicemails like this every week:

And that guy was gentle. He just said he was sending the Hell’s Angels to get us. You should hear the guys who tell me they’re gonna rape and kill our wives and children.

But yea, we should totally use our real names. Because I see a lot of benefit to opening up my family to that. Definitely.

And just to clarify there’s nothing wrong with anonymity, as long as you’re using it for virtuous reasons. If you’re just being an anonymous troll to leave death threats then you’re using if for the wrong reasons. If you’re doing it to expose wrongdoings, make people more comfortable coming to you with stories, all while simultaneously protecting the people you care about, this is a good thing. Anyone who can’t see that is a stupid, stupid person. Like Trenni.

Not the first time we’ve destroyed her with facts either, so it makes sense that she’s so angry. In October of last year a hack reporter who’s been arrested several times, named Robert Klemko, tweeted out that Bills fans tackled a Colin Kaepernick dummy in a parking lot while yelling, “tackled the Muslim.” He shared the video, which clearly did NOT show anyone mentioning the word “Muslim.”

Trenni believed him though, and called the black woman who filmed it a liar:

Because Trenni is your token liberal, suburban racist NIMBY white woman. She likes black women when they agree with her. She just doesn’t believe them when it doesn’t fit her agenda.

So we called up WEEI two days later when she was on and destroyed her with facts. Even she admitted we were right:

But you know it ate her up inside to get roasted by the turtle.

Then in January her and Jon Tomase were on the air on a Saturday morning when Turtleboy and three other people were listening, and she started to defend Skip Gates – the since disgraced Harvard professor who called a white cop a racist for doing his job, and insinuated that he would have sex with his mother. Or as President Obama put it, “the Cambridge police acted stupidly.”

So we called up the show once again, and she called us racist because we called him Skip Gates. Ya got that? She’s so bad at her job and woefully uninformed, that she thought Skip was a racist nickname we gave Professor Henry Louis Gates. Even though it’s what Obama and everyone else references him as in public.

But his is what closeted racist NIMBY white women like Trenni do – they call other people racist to mask their own internal racism. She hates us because we represent the future of media, and it’s a direct threat to her livelihood. Plus, everyone wants her off of the Kirk and Callahan show and have been pressing Chris Curtis to put someone from TBS on the casting couch. And as you can see in that video, it’s keeping her up at night.




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43 Comment(s)
  • September 4, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    Thanks for the good writeup. It in fact was once a amusement
    account it. Glance complicated to more delivered agreeable from you!
    By the way, how could we communicate?

  • Wabbitt
    August 15, 2017 at 3:33 pm

    She is in more dire need of a hard fucking than any white woman in history.

  • GFY
    August 15, 2017 at 5:31 am

    Her thoughts are like 2.5/10 and her looks are like 5.5/10. Remind me again why this broad has a job?

  • privates pirate dolphin
    August 12, 2017 at 7:46 pm

    Yo dog, hit it like this old school pirate G

  • They call me Ponch
    August 12, 2017 at 6:55 pm

    I don’t know about you all, but I likes the mom bod!

    Make her giggle till she pees, stroke that self esteem and reap the rewards.

    Leave it messy, I say!

  • Barry Soetoro
    August 12, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    “if you got a bidness you didn’t build that” Thank god we have Trump now.

  • Malcom X
    August 12, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    Trenni sounds so much like Tranni, I laugh every time somebody types her name. :))

    Sports talk has mutated into low-grade political commentary using sports as a metaphor for bashing the shit out of THE MAN! The white man, you didn’t build that, you didn’t create that bidness! Even the white woman gets to be an honorary minority and get her kicks in on the white man… shiiiiitt!!

    Racist mutha-fuckas! Won’t give up their paycheck or bonus, when Shawqueens kids clearly need new Jordans and Hector clearly needs dope new previously owned stolen speakers for his 91 Honda Accord, fuck you white man! And in the next segment, designated hitting is this nothing more than the white man’s use of slavery and Jewish lawyers… to blah blah blah… Do yo-self a flavor homie and turn off the shit-talkers on sports-talk. Everything you need to know about sports happens in the game.

  • The Rant Queen
    August 12, 2017 at 5:07 pm

    “Pathetic, bullying, coward” because the bloggers/reporters/tipsters don’t need you and/or other crazy people to invade their personal lives? People who threaten the lives of these bloggers (AND their families) every day? This bitch is just mad because everyone (who knows her) fucking hates her.

    Seriously, Ultrakunt, take a chill pill or 7, and try to actually use your brain- assuming it’s not totally consumed by your own self-righteousness. We’re all adults here, this ain’t no fucking classroom, and to compare journalism to a school assignment is fucking stupid. You’re stupid, go away.

  • Michael Felger
    August 12, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    Trenni is built like a carton of milk. Gross.

    And she’s dumb as a brick. Constantly gets her facts mixed up. On the other hand, Abby Chin and Kayce Smith are great. Both are knowledgeable and professional. Neither whines about their problems all day like Trenni. She’s such a spoiled child. She needs to grow up.

  • Dartmouth
    August 12, 2017 at 1:42 pm

    I have to agree with her. Why hide?

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      kevi packs a mean 9 iron
      August 12, 2017 at 1:48 pm

      Was that a serious question anonymous commenter?

  • Stunt Penis
    August 12, 2017 at 12:36 pm

    The laughable thing about this whole event is virtually everyone who works in print and video (cough) “journalism” (cough) uses a ‘stage name’ to prevent stalkers and other bad-asses they write about from tracking them (or their family members) down and treating them to a can of whoop-azz on their face. Especially women, if they are good looking and on the air, adopt an on-air pseudonym to protect their identity.

    So, it’s likely all of the online “talent” (and I use that word very liberally) at CSN are operating under assumed names.

    Only the fat ugly ones no guy with an ounce of self-esteem would want, like this broad, would use her real name.

    • Inspector Gadget
      August 12, 2017 at 12:55 pm

      There was a flame war a couple of years/decades ago with Boston media “personalities” outing each other’s home addresses, turned into a big mess.

      Stunt is absolutely correct all the alleged talent live out of the public eye with plenty of security but SJW types want TB should give up his security? If you’re smart you don’t tell anyone where you live. Unstable chuds, junkies, criminals and raging gingers coming to your house, better live in a fucking bunker.

      • Inspector Gadget
        August 12, 2017 at 12:58 pm

        PS when you had a few drinks and those double D’s swing free, you won’t have any complaints it will be fucky sucky time.

  • bigdaddy
    Steve Quist
    August 12, 2017 at 9:56 am

    Hey I am not an asshole i used to clean toilets

  • CSN Stalking the Turtle
    August 12, 2017 at 8:48 am

    Keep in mind the story that CSN is/was after wasn’t anything to do with the guys who posed with Rodger Goodell. That was TurtleBoy bait!

    It was a slimy trap from slimy reporters to expose the Turtle. They were going to make your life a living hell, that was the plan. CSN was going to be the TURTLE SLAYER.

    If CSN had wanted to talk about the pic with Goodell the guys in the pic or a rep for them were the ideal people to speak with and CSN would have gladly shielded their identities although identities were already known. When the dishonest media starts coming for you TB you need all your turtle senses working.

    • The Rant Queen
      August 12, 2017 at 5:17 pm

      I totally thought this too, that it was a ploy to be the first media outlet to “unmask Turtleboy”. They wouldn’t have talked about that stupid picture for more than a minute before they would have ambushed the TBS spokesperson with irrelevant questions.

      However, I’m sure the Spokeperson for TBS would have slayed THEM for trying to use him/her for ratings, trying to be the hero to the scummy people/SJWs who oppose TBS and get people to watch/like them. If you’re THAT interested in speaking with TBS, you know the REAL NEWS site, then you will absolutely allow anonymity and never would’ve questioned it.

      The fact that they ended up pushing that hard to reveal them, after first accepting the anonymity, and now this bitch’s nervous breakdown on air, it’s CLEAR they were 100% out to put a face on Turtleboy, and make him/her the target of every scumlord who’s been threatening them. The universe is looking out for you, TBS. Never change.

      • Stunt Penis
        August 12, 2017 at 5:51 pm

        Perhaps next time Attorney Richard N Vulva can appear on CSN as the TBS spokesman.

        He would be a natural!

  • Brian
    August 12, 2017 at 8:40 am

    Trenni is just sad. She us the face if the modern Liberal that has no grasp on the real world. She needs a big cock shoved in all three holes to loosen her up. That being said I would definitely sign up for the job if we could tape her mouth up after I fill it up.

  • Sexual Chocolate
    August 12, 2017 at 7:05 am

    Trenni is the worst; SJW women are such a turn off. She could look like Elizabeth Hurley, and I’d still be unattracted to her, because every time Trenni she opens her mouth, nonsense and bullshit comes out of it. Nothing worse than these media people who assume there’s racism when there’s none there. I watched that Bills Mafia video 30x and never heard tackle the Muslim. Yet, fucking Trenni was right on board with that.

  • Sexual Vanilla
    August 12, 2017 at 6:32 am

    Nice typo, it’s “threw”, not “through.”

    Turtleboy Sports the Che Guevara of media. Slowly but surely your turning into Barstool. Unfortunate, to tell you the truth. You guys have done some great work, but starting to believe your true impact on the world.

    Trenni’s a stupid twat.

    • G
      August 12, 2017 at 8:38 am

      It’s you’re, not your.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      kevi packs a mean 9 iron
      August 12, 2017 at 1:45 pm

      Nice typo its you’re not not your.

      I give you the biggest dick comment of the week award.

  • Sonny's Mom
    August 12, 2017 at 6:31 am

    She tried to dox you, actually thought you wouldn’t figure it out. Maybe her job’s on the line and she wanted a Big Story. Sorry, dumbass!

  • Troubled Nostrils
    August 12, 2017 at 6:20 am

    She’s built like a concrete pillar with flabby arms.

    • Noseface
      August 12, 2017 at 6:39 am

      Still would smash, and so would you, so cut the shit.

      • ChrisInShrewsbury
        August 12, 2017 at 9:15 am

        “The camera adds 10 or 100 lbs”. Her face ain’t bad but I can’t stand her voice. Couldn’t even imagine what’s under that dress. Guessing you have to navigate around her belly to get to her love spot. Yuk.

        Looking at upwards of a 6 pack to mount this wildebeest.

        • bigdaddy
          August 12, 2017 at 9:32 am

          she is a ten- A 4 + a 6 pack
          BTW she ruins the morning show with her SJW drivel

    • CSN Stalking the Turtle
      August 12, 2017 at 9:00 am

      Remember camera adds 10 pounds. How many cameras were there?

      Seriously I had the good horny fortune to see some Boston media in person.
      On camera they are attractive, in person… holy bona batman, they are smoking hot, smokey smoke shows, jizz in ya pants women and to think they marry some guy…. How could I be that guy????? Grow 6 inches taller, lose 40 pounds, grow income 500k/year, improve personality, flirtation skills, lose acne scars and adult acne, nun-chuck skills, hacking skills… So you’re saying there’s a chance!

      Me So Horny!!!

      • True Reality Speaks
        Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
        August 12, 2017 at 1:12 pm

        Go back to Barstool.

        • Tired of Pussies named tired of don't snitch pussies
          August 12, 2017 at 5:53 pm

          You first sissy boy.

      • Stunt Penis
        August 12, 2017 at 6:37 pm

        In that first picture she looks like she’s having a hard time pinching a loaf.

  • gqqser2
    August 12, 2017 at 1:33 am

    Not being a whinny bitch but I cannot read this blog with the left side, vertical advertisement bar. I love the TBS blogs but I cannot read them as is on my device. Please bring back the old TBS blogs minus the intrusive ads. Please!

    • Sonny's Mom
      August 12, 2017 at 6:26 am

      Try the Brave app. (Where Brendan Eich landed after he was driven from Mozilla.) Logo is an orange lion’s head “shield”.

    • Joe Lupinski
      August 12, 2017 at 8:41 am

      I use 1Blocker. Works great.

    • CSN Stalking the Turtle
      August 12, 2017 at 8:53 am

      Must be some way to smoothly have all adds off to the side like other webpages.
      Yup same here, left side adds and amazon popup on every pic make reading feel like epileptic seizure. Probably why peeps were axing for print edition.

  • msheadkracker
    Hahaha salty ass bitch
    August 12, 2017 at 12:13 am

    Well isn’t she just pissy as hell cuz y’all won’t tell her who you are. That’s awesome, she’s a skank reporter, screw her.

  • Mitch
    August 12, 2017 at 12:05 am

    They’re all boring & brain washed too. Never mind her dress is hideous.

  • Mike
    August 11, 2017 at 11:46 pm

    Turtleboy getting a little high on your own farts claiming you are revolutionizing media. Stop pulling rook moves before you say you are some travel blazing faction.

    • CSN Stalking the Turtle
      August 12, 2017 at 9:09 am

      I think peeps misinterpreting the above comment. I take it as “Mike” is seeing a potential problem for TB

      I enjoy TBS and very glad somebody has the balls expose not just criminals as “worcester driver” = (illegal alien with warrants for armed robbery) or “single mom” = (woman with 20 arrests ranging from prostitution, trafficking, A/B). TBS does all that and gives a voice in places like Woostah, Websduh, Filthburg.

      Important the TB not start letting his ego lead him, that will be the downfall then no more TBS real news like the quincy pier assault.

  • Carlo's Daddy
    August 11, 2017 at 11:41 pm

    Trenni is the worst….the only one close is her asshole sidekick Tomase.

    I reached out to TB a couple months ago to have a ‘March Madness’ type bracket for worst sports radio personalities. I guarantee that asshat Trenni would win in a landslide!!!

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      kevi packs a mean 9 iron
      August 12, 2017 at 1:53 pm

      I could swear both Callahan and Minihane have stated she is good looking? Seriously would need Viagra.

  • Princess Slayer
    August 11, 2017 at 11:34 pm

    I would have went with John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt followed by his name is my name too

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