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Nosy Neighbor Calls Cops On 10 Year Old Girl Selling Cookies And Water In Driveway But No One Goes After The Neighbor Because You’re Allowed To Call The Cops On White Girls

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Wanna see how fake the news is? Check out this story from Iowa….

ABC 13: You wouldn’t think a little girl selling cookies would be a controversial thing, but in one Iowa neighborhood, it is. Police in Cedar Falls say they’ve received three different calls to police in the span of five days, all because of a 10-year-old selling water and homemade cookies.This summer, Savannah Watters was selling cookies like hotcakes.

“Until my neighbors called the cops because they didn’t like the traffic,” she said.

One of those neighbors told WHO-TV that she called police because she was worried about the traffic flow on the street and she was just trying to protect the safety of the children in the neighborhood, including her own, after her daughter was almost hit by a cookie customer’s car.

“Over a period of five days, we received three phone calls,” said Jeff Olson with the Cedar Falls Police Department.

One of the callers wanted officers to do a welfare check to make sure there was proper supervision of the cookie entrepreneur. The other two callers were concerned about increased traffic in the neighborhood. 

“Well, we’ve got a little girl that’s been selling cookies and water for four weeks and the traffic is getting to the point that they’re using our driveway to turn around, which is fine, but they almost hit my daughter. I mean, it’s getting out of control,” the caller told police.

“On the third call, she was set up close enough to the 45 mile-per-hour speed zone street that it kind of concerned officers a little bit,” said Jeff Olson of the Cedar Falls Police Department. “They asked her to maybe go further back from the curb or maybe go into the driveway of her home.”

Which is what Savannah did. But she says that change of location to a less visible spot a couple of blocks away from the intersection hurt her business and her feelings were hurt by what her neighbors did.

“I just wish that we could have known first because we didn’t know anything and it’s just hard to believe that they didn’t come talk to my mom first,” she said.

Savannah’s mother, Kara, who baked the cookies that her daughter sells, is overwhelmed by the whole controversy and all the attention it has attracted.

“I don’t want attention,” Watters said. “I am not a bad person and I am a good mom and I would never risk, you know… I didn’t know anything that anyone was bothered, and so I just wish they were to come to me instead of making it all of this.”

Oh look, nosy neighbors call the cops on little white girls selling cookies too. It’s almost as if the media picks and chooses which stories they want to make a federal case over because they’re trying to divide us along racial lines.

Just a reminder that this girl is 10 years old, and she handled having the cops called on her a billion times more maturely than this queeferino:

The 10 year old girl went right back to work selling cookies and water in her driveway. She accepted the fact that the people who called the cops on her suck at life and now she makes less money because of them. Meanwhile this is a direct quote from a 19 year old whose nap was interrupted for 15 seconds by a polite campus cop:

“I have to check my closet at night now before I go to bed; I’m terrified in my own room,” Kanoute said, CNN reported. “I don’t even feel like leaving my room sometimes. I can’t sleep or eat, and all I want is this person to understand the predicament they’ve put me in.”

Is the 10 year old checking her closet before she goes to bed? Nope. Because she’s not a rich, sheltered, boarding school educated, race baiting fraud trying to cash in on the racism-industrial complex.

We also blogged about this exact same thing happening in San Francisco in June. Remember when that little girl was selling $2 waters and her cheesehog Mom was outside screaming about? Then remember when a neighbor who was trying to get work done asked if they had a permit and the cheesehog Mom told her to call the cops so she did? Then remember when she became an Internet villain and her life was basically ruined and now she will forever be known as Permit Patty the racist?

In that case we found out it was all just a scam. Mom needed cash for a trip to Disney since she had just lost her job. And since no one would buy $2 waters off of her when they can go to 7/11 she threw her cute little biracial daughter out there instead. Except the daughter opened her big mouth in an interview and spilled the beans about it:

Of course no one pointed this out besides us because we’re the only ones who are actually interested in the truth.

Here’s the difference though.

  • When this happens to brown or black people they are automatically victims and the Internet goes on the offensive on their behalf.
  • When this happens to a 10 year old white girl from Iowa her mother has to say this:

“I don’t want attention,” Watters said. “I am not a bad person and I am a good mom and I would never risk, you know… I didn’t know anything that anyone was bothered, and so I just wish they were to come to me instead of making it all of this.”

See that? She’s on the defensive. She’s trying to explain that she’s not a bad Mom. Meanwhile San Francisco Mom is destroying Permit Patty’s life. In that case the person who called the cops had to explain why she wasn’t a bad person. Doesn’t work that way when the person you called the cops on is a little white girl selling cookies though.

Here’s an idea – maybe some people who call the cops over stupid shit are just assholes who suck at life. Remember those days? When we judged people based on the stupid things they did instead of the color of the skin of the people who did stupid things? Then again, it pays off. San Francisco Mom got a free trip to Disney and the Smith College chick’s probably gonna end up getting a nice little pay day herself.

12 Comment(s)
  • Tod bordges
    August 7, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    So, a media outlet covers a story, citing a different media outlet, claiming that the media aren’t covering the story? You’ve got to see how dumb this whole faux outrage is. It’s literally the same thing happening, with an additional layer of snowflake crying, shit is absurd.

  • Chris Seith
    ice cold lemonade and oxys
    August 6, 2018 at 6:14 pm

    So is this the same as when a asian family has the kids working the counter even though we have child labor laws? Im not calling the cops but if it goes past a day the mother of these kids doing this deserves a donkey punch.
    If the hag nextdoor had a yardsale everyday how would you feel when your driveway is blocked when you get home from work? Then when your kid gets robbed by the local teen pothead for a dimebag you can be thankful it wasn’t a diddler.

  • Jim
    August 6, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    Soccer Moms are @#$%tards

  • z
    August 6, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    Let me guess, the neighbors name is Gladys Kravitz and her husband is Abner.

    I’m going after the neighbor. The neighbor is a cunt. Happy now?

    Too bad the kid wasn’t selling lemonade and everyone stopping was asking “Ice Tea?” Probably would have given the cunt a heart attack.

  • JJ
    August 6, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    I still haven’t seen a comment about that big fucking stuffed teddy bear on the couch with Jimmy Cliff. Was she cuddle napping with the big safespace comfort doll. I’m not exaggerating. The schools bring in dogs and wallabies to de-stress these snowflakes. They should have campus cops wear skinny jeans and handout Starbucks and tampons and just let vagrants or criminals a hug

    • Mz74
      August 6, 2018 at 4:42 pm

      Umm I’m pretty sure that’s just a blanket.

      • JJ
        August 6, 2018 at 10:31 pm

        Umm yeah I’m pretty sure you need to watch the second clip again.
        She could have titled her outrage… “so I’m just sitting on this couch with a giant fucking stuffed racist white bear minding my own business… “

    • Desmond Dikka
      August 6, 2018 at 5:29 pm

      Bravo Zulu for Jimmy Cliff. 

  • JJ
    August 6, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    The fake news tweet linked above even lied calling it girl scout cookies.
    The scouts probably have all kinds of rules about table sales and gender pronouns

  • poopship14
    Boognish was rising up from the mist
    August 6, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    “It’s almost as if the media picks and chooses which stories they want to make a federal case over because they’re trying to divide us along racial lines.”

    Um, that’s exactly what they are trying to do and they are succeeding….

    • Y
      August 6, 2018 at 3:34 pm

      I see you picked-up on the sarcasm…

    • WhatHappenedToOurCountry.
      August 6, 2018 at 9:33 pm

      The sick part of it is that the future revolution thats coming will be muslims blacks hispanics asians and everyother race all against the evil peoductive job holding white man.Elizabeth Warren an American hating CUNT will leadthe charge.
      The bitch and many other sick American liberals are feeding them a steady diet of kill the evil whiteman.
      The goal will be for the destruction of the nation no borders and socialist poverty for everyone while whites are robbed and murdered and stripped of all property just like present day South Africa but in a more violent dramatic way.whites are not reproducing and the demographic shift is coming much quicker than anyone anticipated. Whites are not reproducing and third world savages are.No benevolency or affirmative action will be granted to the dwindling white population. Prepare because anti American forces are behind antifa and other groups.
      You can see the splintering and increased polarization of America led by race hustlers and open border fanatics.
      Are you prepared!!
      Your 401k balance wont help you as the savages will confiscate it.with whatever fabricated excuse they can use to steal from you and eventually go for white genocide.
      You can see this coming from a mile away. The Democratic party wants to destroy America and in particular do called evil white males.
      Get ready less than 15 years away. BE AWARE OR BEWARE.

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