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Noted Vaginal Expert State Rep From Manchester Explains Why Sleepy Joe Biden Couldn’t Have Fingerblasted Tara Reade Without Cooperation From Her Meat Wallet

 

This is New Hampshire State Rep Richard N. Komi.

Not sure if he’s related to that Facebook warlord who was kidnapping kids before everyone changed their filter and took him down back in 2012. But he’s definitely dumber.

Apparently State Reps in New Hampshire are like a part time job, and they vote you in in groups of three. Because this guy lives in a liberal district all three spots were democrats.

Sucks to be this guy.

Anyway, my man Dicky Komi LOVES him some Joe Biden, and has endorsed him since before it was cool.

 

Proof that Sleepy Joe isn’t afraid to get gropey with dudes too.

You might’ve missed it if you were watching CNN, but Sleepy Joe Biden has been credibly accused by a former Senate aide named Tara Reade of basically giving her the finger fishhook in a Senate hallway back in 1993. According to her he got a little handsy, as he’s been known to do, and he reached into her skirt and did some exploring without her consent.

She’s a registered democrat, refuses to give an interview on Fox News because she doesn’t want her accusation to look politically motivated, doesn’t have attorneys representing her, hasn’t made a dime off of this, has an exact date and time, her mother called into Larry King to talk about it in 1993, and has friends who have come forward to confirm her story.

Basically, she has everything that Christine Blasey-Ford didn’t have when she accused Kavanaugh.

Do I think Joe Biden should step down from the race for President? No. Because he’s innocent until proven guilty, and unlike every hack who pretended to give a shit about women or sexual assault back in September 2018, I’m consistent.

Richard Komi had a slightly different take on why he thought Biden shouldn’t step down.

Richard N. Komi. Vaginal expert.

Just to review this glorious biological lesson:

  • The female vagina, as opposed to the male vagina, is in an awkward position that makes fingerblasting relatively difficult
  • In order to digitally penetrate the female vagina you must obtain the full cooperation of said vagina, so that it physically moves itself, or opens, in order to grant entry to Sleep Joe’s fingers
  • Tara Reade’s vagina likely did not cooperate in 1993, as her vagina is well known to avoid being a team player
  • Therefore she is a lying whore

There’s no way this guy has ever been to third base. This is the kind of guy who got laid for the first time on his wedding night and skipped over the rest of the bases. That’s the only possible explanation for that tweet. Seriously, how else does a grown man think that that’s how a vagina operates, unless he’s never felt the sweet pleasure of third base?

The fact that anyone like this can get elected is the most Manchvegas thing I’ve ever heard. But the funny part is that he basically said what every other prominent democrat said, he just said it in more hilarious fashion because he’s foreign and doesn’t know the nuances of American bullshitting. These are the same people who lost their ever loving fucking MINDS when Christine Blasey-Ford brought forth an unconfirmed allegation that she was dry humped for five seconds by Brett Kavanaugh in high school. Despite any evidence, proof of several lies, and the fact that she was politically motivated, they all blindly believed her story because she had a vagina and we had to “believe women.” I’ll never forget how ridiculous that was, and I was waiting for something like this to happen to see how they’d react. They had no problem throwing Al Franken under the bus, along with everyone in Hollywood, so clearly liberals were fair game too.

But Al Franken wasn’t running against Donald Trump. And these people will literally sell their souls to take down Donald Trump. Seriously, pick a famous democrat and search for what they said about Kavanaugh, and then see what they’re saying now about Biden.

 

Governor Karen out in Michigan literally said that “every claim is not equal.”

This is just a more dignified way of saying that the vagina requires cooperation, and Tara Reade is a no good lying Russian asset whore.

This is actually a really fair story on it in Buzzfeed. Tara Reade says she feels betrayed by these people because she looked up to them and supported them, and now they’re all calling her a liar. Because let’s face the facts – if you still support Biden, then it means you don’t believe this chick. Which is fine, because she doesn’t have any proof that this happened. But you have to admit that you are a partisan hack who never actually gave a shit about Christine Blasey-Ford, nor did you ever “believe women.” You just want your team to win, and you’re willing to smear anyone who gets in the way of that.

Komi has since resigned since the tweet, but all he did was say what every other democrat is saying in a biologically incorrect manner.

 

 

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46 Comment(s)
  • One douche to another
    May 6, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    I thought they ate chicken and watermelon wtf

  • Fat Girl Titties
    May 5, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    Of course he’s a vaginal expert. In his country they rape minors and virgins to cure AIDS. Also genital mutilation is a fun rite of passage.

  • Seal
    May 5, 2020 at 12:22 am

    My life went down hill post heidi Klimt.

    • Seal
      May 5, 2020 at 12:23 am

      Klum * damn auto correct

  • Funny, he doesn't look like a Richard
    May 4, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    …sure looks like a dick though!

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    James Bond
    May 4, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    Dr. Kananga just handed in his resignation.

  • Richard Ramirez
    May 4, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    How much “cooperation” does it take to dunk
    a reading lamp in there? Asking for a friend.

  • BucketNutz
    Is my mask Sharia compliant?
    May 4, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    The blonde in the blue shirt/green shorts looks like Karen Meade from Verizon/Failpoint/Comcast.
    Questionable if she counts as a vagina.

  • The Boondock Saint
    May 4, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    “Every claim is not equal…”

    She spelled clam wrong

  • Hate Libs
    May 4, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    A liberal woman making a rape allegation. Must be a day ending in Y.

  • Good Times!!!
    May 4, 2020 at 11:21 am

    Ahh yes, 3rd Base. I remember in college, anytime you danced with a woman, the goal was to get to 3rd Base. I finger blasted more chicks on bar and club dance floors than I could count. One of my finest memories, was getting slapped across the face, after the woman that I was dancing with realized that I was fingering her friend, that was dancing with us. Slapped so hard, yet I couldn’t get the smile off my face

    • JJ Walker
      May 4, 2020 at 7:06 pm

      Dynomite!!!

  • Bob
    May 4, 2020 at 10:59 am

    MeToo advocates will support you as a woman so long as you’re not trying to accuse a male Democrat politician of wrongdoing. Anybody else can apparently just *uck off and shut up. This latest hypocrisy on display is one of several reasons why Trump wins again this November.

  • Lee Ho
    May 4, 2020 at 10:55 am

    There is a face that should be required to wear a mask.

    Especially after whatever that shit is he is inhaling. Looks like the wife got it of the back of the honey wagon.

  • Nancy Pelosi
    May 4, 2020 at 10:49 am

    I want to get fingered for Joe Biden’s VP.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    May 4, 2020 at 10:45 am

    Wasn’t he one of the warlords killed in casino royale?

  • Special Needs Sidney Poitier
    May 4, 2020 at 10:30 am

    I’ll be the one to say it: What the FUCK kind of meal is he eating in that first picture? A burned fish in a puddle of muddy water with a couple of french fries hucked on the top? And a half-gallon plate of white rice on the side?

    Great googly-moogly.

  • abc
    May 4, 2020 at 10:11 am

    is he hugging a woman giving the white power salute of 3 fingers up?

    • ElJefe72
      May 4, 2020 at 10:15 am

      I noticed that too. She must be doxxed and her life ruined! We can’t allow an avowed Nazi to live at all. Hate has no home here! #believeallwomen

    • Shurt Killing
      May 4, 2020 at 11:04 am

      No way – circle change, bud.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    May 4, 2020 at 9:59 am

    This article is pure gold! So much to comment on, so little time!

    First, what is it with black people and Joe Biden? He’s like a modern day Abe Lincoln.

    Picture with Obama: Makes Obama look like Johnny Winter.

    Picture with Bernie: Bernie looks like he’s about to knifed and can’t get away soon enough.

    Picnic photo: “Where the white women at?”

    And what is with Democrats and Africans? They’re not so cray cray about the ones from hood, but they just *love* ones straight from Africa. Must be some “noble savage” Dem racist bullshit virtue signaling.

    The guy just plain *looks* dumb, and the penetration comment only confirms that.

    • Eggplant
      May 4, 2020 at 11:30 am

      I thought it was odd that there was a picture of obama by himself, then I saw teeth.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    May 4, 2020 at 8:39 am

    Hey!!
    Is this guy related to the former FBI guy that tried to fuck over Trump?
    After all, they both have the same last name and they both are twat experts!

  • WeRFucked
    May 4, 2020 at 8:27 am

    Go back to fucking Uganda or whatever the fuck shit part of Africa you’re from. Why don’t you try and do some good there? Don’t they need your help in your homeland?

    Fucking Democrats. Fuck every last one of you. In the ass. You fucking bunch of Robin Hood assholes.

  • ASD
    May 4, 2020 at 8:15 am

    HE SHOULD NOT HAVE RESIGNED!!

  • Stewart Nod
    May 4, 2020 at 8:05 am

    This is A+ material. Thank you TB!
    Best,
    Stewart

  • Silence Does Bad
    May 4, 2020 at 8:05 am

    Ms.Reade made these charges in 1993, her mother even called into Larry King for help because of the DC cover up. We have decades of thousands of videos and pictures of Joe bad touching women and little girls. Put it this way, any real man that had Joe touch his Wife or Daughter like that should punch the guy in the face. Me starting to think the democrats armor concerned with power than women, try to persuade me.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    May 4, 2020 at 7:48 am

    Breaking news you can’t find anywhere else … what would you do without TB?

  • Richyrich
    May 4, 2020 at 7:43 am

    This guy is a fool. If you like Biden, fine, but don’t lay out some Amateur obstetrics BS to explain away the accusation

  • 2tattered
    May 4, 2020 at 7:06 am

    Grammar needs work…

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    May 4, 2020 at 4:37 am

    I stand with Rep Richard Komi. Joe Biden could not have possibly done what he is accused of unless the vagina cooperated. #Believe All Women Except Tara Reade.

  • Trumpy Bear
    May 4, 2020 at 3:54 am

    Anyone else see that lady flashing gang signs in the pic of him hugging her?

  • Make America a Shithole
    May 4, 2020 at 2:42 am

    Why is there an African as a state rep in NH? We’re voting ourselves into the third world.

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 4, 2020 at 1:13 am

    I may have lost my virginity… but I still have the box it came in.

  • CLARKE
    May 4, 2020 at 12:19 am

    Please can we get on to the issues in 2020 and let voters decide in November???? First and foremost the nation is in the midst of a paralyzing crisis with no end in sight and we are talking about this??? First let’s get through the pandemic PLEASE!!! If anybody wants to be a real American hero tomorrow afternoon Mayor Marty Walsh is organizing teams that will be passing out masks and medical pamphlets around Park St. and downtown crossing anybody and everybody is welcome to join!!!! Kicks off around 1 tomorrow afternoon and will go on all day. If that’s not being a true Patriot I don’t know what is. But regardless let the voters decide in November, obviously Trump is feeling the pressure and rightfully so after the way he mishandled the pandemic from day one. But guys seriously some isolated cherry picked rumor from the early 90″s really???? Regardless if your in the city tomorrow afternoon stop by grab a few masks and some free covid 19 pamphlets. Oh by the way a little inside info unfortunately Governor Baker won’t be able to make it, but a little birdie said maybe just maybe if your around Park St. around 3 there’s a pretty good chance might actually run into Mayor Marty!!!!!!!

    • ElJefe72
      May 4, 2020 at 10:24 am

      Either this is a spoof comment or it’s written by Mayor Marty himself (or maybe ole Joe Biden). No one can be this naive or clueless.

  • Dual personality
    May 4, 2020 at 12:03 am

    Is it just me or do others begin to confuse the players here with their respective stories? This guy Komi could just as well be (and maybe in fact is) that correspondence-course lawyer Lo-Jack, or Flo-jack, or Mojo, or Ho-ho, or whatever he goes by these days when he’s at his probably now-former client Hugh Hefner’s Greek titty bar, oogling the aging hookers, each of whom must have well over 200,000 miles on their respective odometers, er, vaginas. On your upcoming court date, TB, be ready to confront either of these two, or one — Komi/Ho-Ho — who may plan to try to change the subject and argue that the vagina always must voluntarily cooperate, so that they won’t have to concede that their former client stiffed the nice, hard-working lady who cleaned Hugh Hefner’s fake gold toilets.

  • Nikki Evans
    May 3, 2020 at 11:51 pm

    Did someone say vaginal cooperation?

    • Crystal Laviolette
      Amanda Sawyer
      May 4, 2020 at 12:49 am

      No. We were talking about McDonald’s, It’s grown up food. I don’t share that shit for nothing! Specially with my man handling kids!!

  • A Nice Warm Bowl Of Wuhan Market Bat Soup
    May 3, 2020 at 11:47 pm

    That is one tasty looking Charles River Carp!!

  • Jane Goodall
    May 3, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    I have seen this behavior before.

  • u said it
    May 3, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    Tuna melt.

  • Judge dread
    May 3, 2020 at 11:30 pm

    Yah I read about this on CFP or TLD or whatfinger.

    Despite the whole story, was this dude complaining about grits and baby back ribs?????

    This country is going to hell.

  • MAGA
    May 3, 2020 at 11:24 pm

    99% of democrats are rapists. I have yet to see a republican who has ever, in history, committed rape.

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    May 3, 2020 at 11:10 pm

    Send him back to the shit hole he came from.

  • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
    May 3, 2020 at 11:00 pm

    Disgraceful

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