Someone left expired chicken soup on my mailbox on Friday with an interesting note attached.
Notice it’s signed “Noxy Nan.” As in, “Noxzema Nancy,” the ratchet featured earlier in the week after she posted a video of herself lecturing two patient Enfield police officers about why they shouldn’t use force after being punched in the face by her friends.
It’s perfectly normal to drive 3 hours round trip to drop off expired soup at someone’s house in anticipation of calling into a live show. Should be a very interesting episode tonight at 9 PM, especially since Gupta Patel is the cohost this week. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel and never miss an episode. We’ll also be discussing the missing man in Vermont, Davis Farmland’s massive PR fuck up, the asshole who goes around screaming at the Northampton Police, and the SJW prison pen pal stalking Boston cops. Should be quite entertaining.
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16 Comment(s)
I felt my white blood cell count soaring while I tried to wrap my head around this insane BLM ‘ally’ using her cracked-out reasoning on the police.
How much does she charge to haunt houses? Ugliest bitch contest winner
I deliver fresh made won ton soup, not that expired canned shit.
Don’t forget eggroll, Lee.
Ho Li Phuk, Egg Roll come with sweet sauce…
Ask about my famous specialty, Beef with Chin Nuts!
Could you kindly show the “best by” or expiration date on said can of soup? From the label it appears to be a can of Progresso.
Dawg, send me this white whimens number. I make a lot of money making porn with these 400 pounders. Only downside is they need two plane seats so she’s got to drive to me in Miami.
– Tyrone
Oh boy it’s gonna be a good one. Gotta get Brett on papito
I hope you have well lit property with cameras. In this day and age, we all need it.
“China is going to eat our lunch? Come on, man. I mean, you know, they’re not bad folks, folks. But guess what? They’re not competition for us.They can’t even figure out how to deal with the fact that they have this great division between the China Sea and the mountains in the east, I mean the west They can’t figure out how they’re going to deal with the corruption that exists within the system.”
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No Bret no listen..
No Bret, will listen.
I’m all for Brett’s townie flair, but hasn’t he taken things too far in the past and caused extra heat to come down for TB?
This is going to be one heck of a show!! Buckle up- the chick is so TRAUMATIZED that she has lost her mind. Literally.
Tampering with a mailbox is a felony charge. I’m sure Noxzema Nancy knew this, with her superior intellect, and all. Let her ‘esplain’ why she didn’t commit a felony on your show tonight.