Noxzema Nancy Hand Delivered Expired Chicken Soup From Enfield With A Note On It To My House In Anticipation Of Coming On The Live Show Tonight 


Someone left expired chicken soup on my mailbox on Friday with an interesting note attached.

Notice it’s signed “Noxy Nan.” As in, “Noxzema Nancy,” the ratchet featured earlier in the week after she posted a video of herself lecturing two patient Enfield police officers about why they shouldn’t use force after being punched in the face by her friends.

It’s perfectly normal to drive 3 hours round trip to drop off expired soup at someone’s house in anticipation of calling into a live show. Should be a very interesting episode tonight at 9 PM, especially since Gupta Patel is the cohost this week. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel and never miss an episode. We’ll also be discussing the missing man in Vermont, Davis Farmland’s massive PR fuck up, the asshole who goes around screaming at the Northampton Police, and the SJW prison pen pal stalking Boston cops. Should be quite entertaining.




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16 Comment(s)
  • Orion
    June 28, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    I felt my white blood cell count soaring while I tried to wrap my head around this insane BLM ‘ally’ using her cracked-out reasoning on the police.

  • Boston Irish
    No choice
    June 27, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    How much does she charge to haunt houses? Ugliest bitch contest winner

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    June 27, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    I deliver fresh made won ton soup, not that expired canned shit.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      June 27, 2020 at 5:27 pm

      Don’t forget eggroll, Lee.

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        June 27, 2020 at 6:10 pm

        Ho Li Phuk, Egg Roll come with sweet sauce…

    • Wun Hung Lo
      June 28, 2020 at 7:39 pm

      Ask about my famous specialty, Beef with Chin Nuts!

  • juror seven esq.
    June 27, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    Could you kindly show the “best by” or expiration date on said can of soup? From the label it appears to be a can of Progresso.

  • Ssbbw porn
    June 27, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    Dawg, send me this white whimens number. I make a lot of money making porn with these 400 pounders. Only downside is they need two plane seats so she’s got to drive to me in Miami.
    – Tyrone

  • Can't wait
    June 27, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    Oh boy it’s gonna be a good one. Gotta get Brett on papito

  • Anne
    June 27, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    I hope you have well lit property with cameras. In this day and age, we all need it.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    No Malarkey Tour
    June 27, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    “China is going to eat our lunch? Come on, man. I mean, you know, they’re not bad folks, folks. But guess what? They’re not competition for us.They can’t even figure out how to deal with the fact that they have this great division between the China Sea and the mountains in the east, I mean the west They can’t figure out how they’re going to deal with the corruption that exists within the system.”

    Join us.

  • Ram Jam
    June 27, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    No Bret no listen..

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Bret Sucks
      June 27, 2020 at 2:52 pm

      No Bret, will listen.

    • Myles Standish
      June 28, 2020 at 7:41 pm

      I’m all for Brett’s townie flair, but hasn’t he taken things too far in the past and caused extra heat to come down for TB?

  • Cuckoo for Expired Soup
    June 27, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    This is going to be one heck of a show!! Buckle up- the chick is so TRAUMATIZED that she has lost her mind. Literally.

  • Rochambeau
    June 27, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    Tampering with a mailbox is a felony charge. I’m sure Noxzema Nancy knew this, with her superior intellect, and all. Let her ‘esplain’ why she didn’t commit a felony on your show tonight.

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