Someone left expired chicken soup on my mailbox on Friday with an interesting note attached.
Notice it’s signed “Noxy Nan.” As in, “Noxzema Nancy,” the ratchet featured earlier in the week after she posted a video of herself lecturing two patient Enfield police officers about why they shouldn’t use force after being punched in the face by her friends.
It’s perfectly normal to drive 3 hours round trip to drop off expired soup at someone’s house in anticipation of calling into a live show. Should be a very interesting episode tonight at 9 PM, especially since Gupta Patel is the cohost this week. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel and never miss an episode. We’ll also be discussing the missing man in Vermont, Davis Farmland’s massive PR fuck up, the asshole who goes around screaming at the Northampton Police, and the SJW prison pen pal stalking Boston cops. Should be quite entertaining.
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