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Local hippies were losing their Goddamn minds today because Masslive used this headline:
Was it controversial? Yes.
Was it a little bit edgy? Yes.
Do I love it? Yes.
Did I click on it? Obviously.
Mission accomplished. This is what journalism looks like in 2016, and there’s nothing wrong with that. I’m glad Masslive isn’t afraid to shamelessly flaunt it, unlike the Telegram and Gazette and Walter Bird’s free magazine which still pretend like they have a code of ethics.
All the media does is supply a demand. People wanna watch the world burn. We don’t wanna click on articles about the local girl scouts who are raising money for the animal shelter. People wanna find out which person from their high school ended up being a Main South prostitute. This is all that matters to us.
Anyway, local idiots lost their Goddamn minds:
Dude, you’re name is Dick Poole? Your entire existence is clickbait. FYI Dick Poole threatened us with an Internet lawsuit a few months back after we screenshotted something dumb Dick Poole said. Still waiting for that letter in the mail, Dick Poole.
Why? Well, it’s public record for one. But more than anything they’re doing it so people will click on it. Oh yea, and by commenting on their page, everyone on your Facebook roster has it appear in their timeline. Sure, you could’ve just ignored it as a silent protest, but that would make too much sense. Instead you fell directly into their trap and a few dozen people on your friend’s list who never would’ve seen this post clicked on it. And it’s all because of you Deborah!!!
Newsflash – everyone is following in Turtleboy Sports’ footsteps. Why wouldn’t they? What we’re doing is clearly working. It’s what the people want. This is how people want to read the news in 2016.
How is Deb Powers not ashamed to speak in public? Her son Jared Bissell was in court today facing federal charges of possessing and downloading child pornography.
Just a reminder that Goofus and Gallant lived under Deb’s roof when the FBI raided the apartment. The same apartment whose rent was paid for via a GoFundMe scam. She knew it was going on and allowed them to download images of 5 year olds in the Philippines having their innocence stolen from them. But yet here she is, all 800 pounds of her, sitting in her apartment, not working, and lecturing Masslive about what they should and should not be doing on the Internet. The fact that she’s not embarrassed to put her name to something tells you everything you need to know about what a gigantic waste of space Deb Powers and her entire family are.
Then of course a guy pretending to be one of our lead writers, Aslan King, had his say:
As you know, my name is Aslan King. Clearly this man is an imposter and is stealing my identity on Facebook in an attempt to discredit me. We also have heard from unnamed anonymous sources at a Red Sox game that he sexually harassed an underage girl and lost his job as a teacher. Must be true.
He wasn’t done in his crusade to cleanse the Internet of negative stories:
Look, I get why people don’t think hookers should have their names put out their like this. Are they victims? Kind of. I mean, they’re all caught up in this endless and deadly cycle. They all had families at one point and it sucks that they’re reached the point where they’re giving brains in Crystal Park for their next fix.
But from what we’re told, the cops actually give them the choice between a recovery program and arrest. Which means all these hookers chose to have their names put in the public records because they’d rather keep doing what they’re doing than turn their life around. But please, tell me more about how Masslive are the bad guys for reporting what these women willingly signed up to do, not once, but twice.
Oh yea, and for people saying “prostitution should be legal and regulated,” calm down. That’s the type of stuff that leads to sex slavery. Hookers should be voluntary rejects from the G.E.D. express, not North Korean girls shipped here in crates. Although when you’re born with a name like, you’re pretty much destined to a life of turning tricks on Beacon Street:
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