Ohio Spunkslug Gives Birth To Baby In Burger King Bathroom While Overdosing On Heroin And Xanax With Junk Jammin’ Baby Daddy Passed Out In The Parking Lot, Wants Kids Back Now That’s She’s 122 Days “Clean” And Living In A Halfway House
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I have a hard time writing about this sort of stuff sometimes, because I honestly do like to think that people can change their lives for the better. I’ve seen it happen anecdotally, and the idea that a person can rise above their circumstances is pretty damn heartwarming. But the statistics aren’t with me there, as according to the National Institute on drug abuse, 40 to 60 percent of drug addicts will relapse from their plan of treatment. Those aren’t exactly great betting odds, and the percentage very well may be higher, because drug addicts are not historically all that honest about their “recovery”, anyway. I have a hard time pussyfooting around and calling this a “disease”, because doing drugs is a choice. A choice that leads to doing selfish, reckless, stupid shit like these two parents-of-the-year from Chillicothe, Ohio did back in August of this year:
“A baby boy born in a toilet at the Western Avenue Burger King on Friday is expected to be OK, according to Chillicothe police.
The birth of the boy was discovered as officers responded to the restaurant due to a report of a man passed out in a vehicle and the woman with him having gone into the bathroom at about 2:30 p.m. Friday.
Upon arrival, police reported finding Zachary T. Frey, 26, of Chillicothe, passed out behind the wheel of a purple Saturn Ion which was still running. Officers were able to rouse Frey, who was described in the police report as drooling, having slurred speech, pinpoint pupils, and kept “nodding off.”
Meanwhile, another officer and a medic went into the bathroom, where they found Elizabeth D. Sanders, 26, of Waverly, sitting on a toilet, a suspected ball of heroin allegedly on the floor beside her. According to the report, Sanders told the officer and medic she believed she had miscarried.
When the medic looked into the toilet, he saw a newborn infant lying face up and told Sanders to stand, which caused the baby to roll over face down into the water. The baby was quickly retrieved and found to still be breathing.
On Tuesday morning, Chillicothe Police Capt. Larry Bamfield said the baby was still being treated at Adena Medical Center and was expected to be OK. He was unsure of children services’ plans for when the boy is released.
After Sanders was released from Adena, she was arrested on a warrant related to an alleged theft of money from her bar-tending job in March. She pleaded not guilty on Monday and was released on her own recognizance.
Frey, who police said refused medical treatment Friday, was charged with operating a vehicle while impaired and possession of drug paraphernalia. Additional charges could be filed pending lab results of suspected heroin allegedly found in a baggie in Frey’s shorts pocket.”
What. The. Actual. Fuck. These two gutterguppies got in the car, drove to Burger King, got high, and while baby daddy is nodding off in the parking lot, mom shits out a raw dog trophy into a fast food bathroom stall. That’s a baby, you slag, not a case of Monday taco shits. They are so lucky that baby didn’t end up drowning, and I have to emphasize the luck in that. That child is alive with exactly zero credit to his DNA donors. A freakin’ stranger had to call 911.
There is no excuse. You are not “sick”, this isn’t some phantom illness that crept up and ravaged your body to the point of incapacity. Cancer patients don’t wake up every morning and think to themselves, “Time to call Diego to cop another bag of malignant tumors.” These two pukes made a choice, day after day, that affected not only themselves but the general public and their unborn child. Heroin withdrawl is literally not going to kill you – if you don’t grow up and at least put the junk down for the 9 months you are carrying that child, you’re a prime candidate for forced sterilization. Congratulations, Mom, your first “bonding” with that kid was getting him high for 8 months and then nearly drowning him in the can.
So fast forward a whole whopping 122 days to today, and this spunkslug is in back in the news patting herself on the back for her “recovery”, and resolving to fight for her 3 kids back. Because that’s right, she has 3 kids total, which doesn’t make her track record look any better. That’s 3 young lives you selfishly created, and ruined. But it’s cool, guys, because she has a disease. And she says she hasn’t used drugs for a whole four months, so she deserves a second chance to seriously hurt or fuck up her kids.
“Elizabeth Sanders told WSYX that she was so high she wasn’t even aware she had given birth. She was eight months pregnant when she and her boyfriend snorted Xanax and heroin that day.
Police body camera videos recorded the moment Sanders was found, and the shock of first repsonders when they realized there was a baby in the toilet and he was alive.
“It was the Xanax and heroin I was taking, just snorting them both together and that’s the big effect of the Xanax, you don’t remember,” Sanders said. “I remember being at the hospital and not being pregnant anymore and not knowing what happened; that’s what’s really scary.”
Now 122 days drug-free, Sanders calls that day the moment she hit rock bottom. She’s now working to get custody of the baby boy born in the bathroom, along with her two other children.
“I was trying to escape reality and, of course, not to have to face myself, you know, have that shame, that guilt, and have to answer to anything that I was doing,” Sanders said.”
I’m not an expert on these things by any means, but I feel like an indicator that you shouldn’t have kids would be when you nearly drown your newborn in a Burger King toilet while so high you don’t even know you’re giving birth. Honestly. The fact that this chick feels entitled, after 4 months in a halfway house, to start lecturing about recovery and fighting for custody of her kids, is not a great sign. None of this is a good sign. The fact that this junkbox supreme looked at this flat-brimmed dopefiend:
And decided, “This is the DNA that I would like to propagate. This is the man I chose to share responsibility over innocent, defenseless human life.”, is insane. And it’s not like they were just a couple of junked-out scram bags addicted to raw dog, consequences be dammed, and ended up knocked up. Oh, no. This Hep-c Hunny had two other kids, and consciously decided, “This is my idea of a real dad“. Seriously – I’m not even speculating on this one.
Wrong. That is a huge piece of shit, Lizzy. A whole sack of steaming dog turds. Look at this chud’s google trophies:
How could you possibly mistake this for the picture of paternal nurturing and adult responsibility?
Seems like exactly who you want raising up your crotch fruit. But, I’m assuming this sort of shit is what brought them together. They probably fell in love over their shared love of petty theft, child endangerment, and not using proper car seats/restraints.
Definitely who we want responsible for the future generations.
Don’t get me wrong here – I really want people to be able to get better. I don’t totally believe that your circumstances define you, or that we are trapped to repeat the same mistakes over, and over again. I know some parents do recover, and I know that the best place for a child to grow up is with a healthy, appropriate natural parent, preferably both. But these two are NOT going to be able to clean up their acts together, and by appearances, that’s exactly what they are trying to do.
Brilliant. I’m sure nothing could go wrong here.
And outside of that, if you think you’re good to go with 1000% less time off the drugs than you’ve spent on them, you’re a fucking idiot, and all the rehab in the world won’t fix that stupid. If this guttersnatch
Really was committed to getting her kids back, she would ditch the scummy tubesteak, shut up, keep her head down and have some damn patience. Be thankful that her baby isn’t dead and her other kids are fed, clean and not watching mommy do the junkie jam remix with whatever knob she’s slobbing for a nickle bag that day. Singing your own praises after less than even half a full calendar year off the junk, when you’re living in a home that explicitly prohibits you from using, is selfish and ignorant. That’s one thing I am entirely certain of, and you can’t change my mind on that.