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So the Patriots did what they always do when they go to play the Bills – digitally penetrate the entire city of Buffalo. Speaking of digital penetration, the only thing that was different about this raping was the dildo thrown at Chris Hogan in the third quarter:

Someone tossed a dildo onto the field during the Bills game. 😂😂😂https://t.co/xVThLTKbZm

— Fake SportsCenter (@FakeSportsCentr) October 30, 2016

Good thing it was a fake penis instead of a fake toe. Rex Ryan would’ve been all over that shit.

Ya know what’s the funniest part about this? Someone actually packed a dildo and brought it to the game. This was premeditated. Tickets? Check. Wallet? Check. Cell phone? Check Dildo? Check. Because, why WOULDN’T you bring a dildo to a Bills football game? It was a nice one too. Fully erect with a nice set of balls to go with it.

Kind of a waste of a perfectly good dildo if you ask me. Some poor Buffalo babe is gonna have to do the unthinkable tonight – have sex with her husband. Although based on what we’ve seen from Bills Mafia in the past, you don’t need a dildo to penetrate the one you love in front of 60,000 people.

You gotta give it to the guy who tossed that sucker though. He threw the dick right at him. Probably been tossing that thing around with his old man in the backyard for months now. Just waiting for the perfect opportunity to to deliver a mushroom tip to the helmet of whatever unsuspecting Patriot got in its way. It didn’t quite hit Hogan but it was pretty close. He throws a lot better than J.P. Losman, E.J. Manuel, or the dozes of other sorry sacks of poo that have played quarterback for this hilariously awful franchise for the last 15 years. Honestly wouldn’t surprise me if he got a tryout by the end of the week.

The best part was the “removal”:

the "removal" was probably the funniest part pic.twitter.com/eQ4qVKA6S9

— Katherine Robinson (@KMR31871) October 30, 2016

What do I look like, a replacement ref? They don’t pay me enough to pick up Buffalo dildos.

Never change Bills Mafia. Never change.

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