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Only A Bills Fan Would Waste A Perfectly Good Dildo

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So the Patriots did what they always do when they go to play the Bills – digitally penetrate the entire city of Buffalo. Speaking of digital penetration, the only thing that was different about this raping was the dildo thrown at Chris Hogan in the third quarter:

Good thing it was a fake penis instead of a fake toe. Rex Ryan would’ve been all over that shit.

Ya know what’s the funniest part about this? Someone actually packed a dildo and brought it to the game. This was premeditated. Tickets? Check. Wallet? Check. Cell phone? Check Dildo? Check. Because, why WOULDN’T you bring a dildo to a Bills football game? It was a nice one too. Fully erect with a nice set of balls to go with it.

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Kind of a waste of a perfectly good dildo if you ask me. Some poor Buffalo babe is gonna have to do the unthinkable tonight – have sex with her husband. Although based on what we’ve seen from Bills Mafia in the past, you don’t need a dildo to penetrate the one you love in front of 60,000 people.

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You gotta give it to the guy who tossed that sucker though. He threw the dick right at him. Probably been tossing that thing around with his old man in the backyard for months now. Just waiting for the perfect opportunity to to deliver a mushroom tip to the helmet of whatever unsuspecting Patriot got in its way. It didn’t quite hit Hogan but it was pretty close. He throws a lot better than J.P. Losman, E.J. Manuel, or the dozes of other sorry sacks of poo that have played quarterback for this hilariously awful franchise for the last 15 years. Honestly wouldn’t surprise me if he got a tryout by the end of the week.

The best part was the “removal”:

What do I look like, a replacement ref? They don’t pay me enough to pick up Buffalo dildos.

Never change Bills Mafia. Never change.

 

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14 Comment(s)
  • November 1, 2016 at 6:55 am

    Thanks really useful. Will share site with my buddies

  • BobnMic
    October 31, 2016 at 8:30 am

    I just noticed! If you measure the size of the dildo directly off an iPad screen it is exactly the size of my winky: 8 mm! What a coincidence!

    • BobnMic
      October 31, 2016 at 10:00 am

      Fiesty the fake one you have reached the all time low of lows. How does it feel to be broken?…

      • Kneel-n-Bob
        October 31, 2016 at 10:46 am

        There is no Fiesty, only Zuul…

        What are you gonna sit on now Bob? Someone threw away your shower toy!!

  • BobnMic
    October 31, 2016 at 8:06 am

    If I was the ref I would’ve gobbled that up before anyone saw it!

  • Spankster
    October 31, 2016 at 7:40 am

    It was funny when the announcer on radio was talking about the flag in the end zone and commented on how no one was picking it up

  • BobnMic
    October 31, 2016 at 7:28 am

    I’m not big on Football I’m more of a soccer fan myself but that is funny no matter what the sport. Go Revolution!

    • BobnMic
      October 31, 2016 at 7:41 am

      The price of fame being paid. Assholes like this. Fiesty the fake lawyer at it again relentlessly…

  • Jack Mehoff
    October 31, 2016 at 5:46 am

    The Buffalo Bills should use it in their logo, replacing the “I” in Bills. Very appropriate as the fans have always been a bunch of dicks.

  • dildo galore
    October 30, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    that looks like something fiestyladylawyer could use to shut the fuck up.

  • tudor turtle
    October 30, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    that looks like Hillary’s dildo.

    • TDF
      October 31, 2016 at 6:48 am

      Why, did it look Frightened

  • Tngsucks
    October 30, 2016 at 9:00 pm

    The announcer thought it was a flag at first.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      October 31, 2016 at 9:58 am

      He thought it was a flag, but then noticed it wasn’t yellow.

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