Only In Fall River Could You Find Thousands Of People Dumb Enough To Vote To Keep Juicy Jasiel Correia In Office After Being Arrested By The FBI


In the most Fall River news ever, Jasiel Correia, who was arrested by the feds just months ago and is headed to federal prison, was recalled as Mayor tonight but still won the election for Mayor.

What else is there to say? Fall River is a trash city filled with garbage people. There’s no other way around it. This wouldn’t happen anywhere else but Fall River.

I don’t know who’s the dumbest –

  1. The 4,808 mentally deficient Fall River lifers who voted for a criminal con-artist
  2. The three idiots at the bottom who had no chance of winning but ran anyway and basically handed the election to Juicy Jasiel, or
  3. The 4,111 idiots who voted for one of the bottom 3 candidates.

Why? Why would you not just suck up your pride and get behind the only guy who can win? I don’t know anything about Fall River politics, but it’s clear the Coogan dude was the only one with a shot at winning. Whoever Camara, Riley, and Scott-Pacheco are are just world class douchebags. Total selfish move on their part, and they returned this crook back to officer with just 35% of the vote. I blame this chick who couldn’t even get 1,000 votes, race baiting the other idiots and handing the election to Juicy Jasiel.

As dumb as she is though, everyone in this video is dumber.

The people in that video really don’t think he’s going to jail. Proving once again that the only thing you have to do to get elected in Fall River is simply be born Portuguese. You can literally get arrested by the FBI and still survive a recall election as long as your name ends in three consecutive vowels.

Anyway, hopefully the people of Fall River come together and get behind one candidate in November, but it’s Fall River so they’ll probably fuck it up and Jasiel will be Mayor from federal prison instead.


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42 Comment(s)
  • Paulie Manafort
    March 13, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    I don’t see the big deal. This guy just opened a company and it failed. I have done this dozens of times on paper for tax purposes and you all still put me up on a pedestal. Anyways gotta go, losing my wifi for a bunch of months. Send money.

  • Jizzel
    March 13, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    I seen jizz el at twin river casino a while back… kid had on a suit smoking a stogey walking around acting like he was buddy cianci. Paul Coogan in November it should be a slam dunk

  • CrackStartedThePurgeHeroinIsHereToFinishIt
    March 13, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    More people voted to recall him than voted to put him back in office. Must have had something to do with that insanely confusing propaganda flyer jizzy jazeil sent to the masses. Coogan should have won it. Why have a recall and re election vote on the same day? Too much for people to have to think on in onl one months time. Fall River needs a council. Not an overpaid todler. But then again I guess Fall River should be politically similar to our current white house cabinet.

    • Inquisitive Mind
      March 13, 2019 at 3:20 pm

      To your last point: comparing the present presidential cabinet to Fall Rivers executive body; I must ask, how so?

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 13, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    Fall river obviously has an abundance of trump voters

    • Francis, it's your brain
      March 13, 2019 at 3:26 pm

      FSB. The only pains I take out of applying rebuttals to your useless and mundane insults is knowing that your vote counts the same as mine. When Churchill stated that the greatest argument against democracy was a 5 minute conversation with the average voter, he had a few people in mind. In your case I can assuredly say it’s less than 140 characters.

  • A
    March 13, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    “The three idiots at the bottom who had no chance of winning but ran anyway and basically handed the election to Juicy Jasiel, or”

    Can’t blame anyone challenging this guy in the mayoral race. They are free to run, unless they have problems like the incumbent. I would put all blame on the people that voted for him and for him running.

  • Maura Healey
    March 13, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    Trump 2020
    Drain the Swamp
    You all get what you deserve in Massachusetts

  • Gallup
    March 13, 2019 at 10:21 am

    I wonder what the outcome would have been if Massachusetts didn’t allow convicted felons to vote. He clearly owns that affinity group.

  • Port A Potty.
    March 13, 2019 at 9:49 am

    He has all the qualifications to be the next State Rep out of Fall River. Lizzie will campaign for him.

  • Big Wick
    March 13, 2019 at 9:27 am

    I can’t even look at his picture. He looks like the front-“man” of a gay calypso boi band.

    • Y
      March 13, 2019 at 12:14 pm

      This guy?

      • Big Wick
        March 13, 2019 at 12:20 pm

        Haha! Ed Zachary!

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    March 13, 2019 at 9:18 am

    Fall River is sort of like the 1950’s in appearance only with gang bangers and illegals.

  • bigdaddy
    March 13, 2019 at 7:32 am

    This wouldn’t happen anywhere else but Fall River. or maybe Lawrence OR Worcester or Boston ..

    • Stunt Penis
      March 13, 2019 at 8:10 am

      … or Brockton…
      … or Springfield…
      … or Holyoke…

      March 13, 2019 at 9:03 am

      FUCK IT! Let’s be honest this would happen nearly EVERYWHERE in the Commonwealth. If it’s not loyalty to the tribe, then it’s loyalty to gender. If those don’t apply it’s loyalty to race or a certain ideology (we know which one), I wish at this point faith would come into play just to offset the other shit BUT none of this is ever in the best long term interest of a city and community. Fuck it.

  • WeRFucked
    March 13, 2019 at 7:32 am

    Tattoo festival advertisement on TBS today.
    Is that for the ratchets that read about themselves, or is that because the festival figures we are all a bunch of fucked up idiots who abuse themselves?

    I thought Turtle Riders were an educated bunch who see people with tats and think “mental illness.”

    From MentalHealth.org:
    “Self-injury, also known as self-harm, self-mutilation, or self-abuse occurs when someone intentionally and repeatedly harms herself/himself in a way that is impulsive and not intended to be lethal.
    The most common methods are:
    Tattooing (80-95%)
    Skin cutting (50-65%),
    Head banging or hitting (21%-44%), and
    Burning (15%-35%).
    Other forms of self-injury include excessive scratching to the point of drawing blood, punching self or objects, infecting oneself, inserting objects into body openings, drinking something harmful (like bleach or detergent), and breaking bones purposefully. [1] Most individuals who engage in non-suicidal self-injury (NSSI) hurt themselves in more than one way, or multiple times, such as excessive all-over-body tattooing.”

  • WeRFucked
    March 13, 2019 at 7:21 am

    Go ahead… try to argue with me that this country isn’t totally fucked. The stupid outweigh the intelligent. The lazy outweigh the hardworking. The poor far outweigh the middle-class.
    It’s only going to get worse people. Much worse. If like me, you have children who may live 60-70 more years, you should be very worried for them and what is to come.

    People elect a DA who is soft on crime. Da Fuq? The DA’s job is to prosecute the scum of the earth and make the area better for us, not worse.
    People elect a mayor who lies & cheats. This is who they want running their city.
    The country elects a president who has been married 3-times, says he can “grab women by the pussy” and paid a porn star off to be quiet about his affair with her.

    Tell me we aren’t fucked?

    • Linda
      March 13, 2019 at 9:08 am

      The only reason Trump won is because everyone was sick of the crap that happened due to the crooked Obama admin, and then the Dems tried to install Hillary to continue the pattern of abuse. Similar to Fall River, had ONE good candidate been paraded out to the general everyday working man, that person would have won. The Dems pitted Trump against Hillary, Hillary was unelectable. Jasiel was unelectable too, unless you put 4 other crappy candidates against him.
      The devil you know is better than the devil you don’t know.

    • Y
      March 13, 2019 at 10:28 am

      America is a corporation, and should be ran as such.
      Like any business, do you care what your boss does on his personal time?
      Trump is getting the job done, despite the worst anti-president media campaign any sitting president as had to endure.
      He’s been the best president for POC:
      Clinton – record black imprisonment
      Obama – record black welfare
      Trump – record high black employment

      He’s been the best president for women:
      Female unemployment lowest in 65 years
      Trump’s SBA lent $500 million more to women-owned businesses in 2017 than Obama did in 2016
      Trump launched the Women’s Entrepreneurs Finance Initiative to promote female entrepreneurs

      The Trump economy is HISTORIC:
      GDP growth over 3% for the first time in 13 years
      Best wage growth in 10 years
      Strongest ever jobs market
      GDP growth vastly outpacing every other developed nation—some are even in recessions
      Economists now predicting 3.2% growth for 2019
      Unemployment just hit 3.8%—a five decade low
      Average hourly earnings rose 3.4% since last February
      Over 5,000,000 American jobs have been created since Election Day.

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        March 13, 2019 at 1:25 pm

        The GDP forecast for 2019 is around 2.3%. Mostly due to other major economies slowing down.

        • Y
          March 13, 2019 at 2:17 pm

          That makes sense, and I will concede that; however, what about everything else?
          The point is, everyone bought into the MSM’s hate for Trump.
          Prior to him getting into politics, Trump was liked by everyone: he was featured in rap songs/videos, movies/shows, etc., he was friends w/his now enemies (he attended Chelsea Clinton’s wedding), etc., etc.
          The MSM doesn’t like how Trump doesn’t prescribe to the globalist agenda, so they portray him as the devil, and the sheep blindly follow.
          I don’t like most of his vitriolic speech, but I like his America First attitude; we’ve been on the losing end of deals w/China, Mexico, EU, etc. for far too long.

      • Wilfred Brimly
        March 13, 2019 at 3:32 pm

        True dat. I love a plausible basis of comparison. Not this tear down artist shit. He does need to complete the wall AND he failed on the deficit. I think many of in here can agree that it won’t matter who is in office with an aging population, lower IQ populace, unfunded liabilities triple that of GDP and rising bond rates.

      • WeRFucked
        March 13, 2019 at 3:43 pm

        Are you fuckin kidding me? Do I care what the President of the United States does on his own time?

        He’s our fucking leader you asshole. Yes. Morals are pretty fucking important in a leader. Should the country be run like a business? You mean Trump Casinos, Trump Airlines, Trump College, Trump Steaks, Trump anything…? No. The country should not be run like a business that’s ready to go bankrupt. And that’s what every president that has added to the deficit is doing. Bankrupting us.

        I love how his supporters think Trump is a great leader and a successful business man. Can you show me proof he’s successful? Aren’t you just going by his words? I mean, he won’t show us his taxes. A man who has spent his life bragging about how successful he is, sure doesn’t want people to know how successful he is. You know else bragged about being successful? Bernie Madoff.

        Trump has failed at every business he’s had that we know of. Yet you people keep your blinders on. Look, I voted for him. I knew who I was voting for. You people are stupid if you just believe what this conman tells you. I don’t believe any politician. I don’t believe Trump. He’s a scum bag, period. Our leader, our commander-in-chief, is nothing but a carnival showman. Step Right Up…

  • Travis Rearick
    March 13, 2019 at 7:08 am

    Wow just like the 1912 Election. Too many candidates in the race, split the vote, and out spawned the most evil president in our nation’s history.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Not surprised
    March 13, 2019 at 6:01 am

    Did you expect anything less ?
    Fall River is a festering boil filled with clueless Democrats. It’s just a microcosym of the rest of this clueless “Commonwealth”.
    Hell, the mindless assholes in this state reelected “Teddy the drunk” how many times?
    3 more years.
    That’s when I can finally move away from this madness.
    It’s not happening soon enough.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      March 13, 2019 at 7:57 pm

      Don’t forget –
      Maura Healey
      Barney Frank
      Gerry Studds
      Billy Bulger
      Robert DeLeo
      George Keverian
      Charlie Flaherty
      Tom Fineran
      Sal DiMasi

      Pretty much anyone with a D after their name.

  • The angry taint
    Mayor jasiel
    March 13, 2019 at 5:49 am

    Did you miss me? Oh wait I never left…….suckers

  • Future Ex Resident
    March 13, 2019 at 5:41 am

    Fall River is what the entire state of Massachusetts will become in 10, 15 years max. Yes, most Mass voters are this brainwashed, ratchet and stupid. Oh look it’s 530am, time to go to work to support the illegals, overpaid politicians and their pensions and the EBT Free Shit Army. Where did I put that lunch box of Ramen noodles…

    • Ex Resident
      March 13, 2019 at 9:13 am

      Get out of this state as soon as possible, you’ll be glad you did.

      • .
        March 13, 2019 at 10:51 am


  • Garcia Vega
    March 13, 2019 at 5:25 am

    Somos uns.

  • Y
    March 13, 2019 at 5:11 am

    • Y
      March 13, 2019 at 10:10 am


  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 13, 2019 at 4:43 am

    There’s no “F” in River.


  • You people put the “fall” in Fall River.
    March 13, 2019 at 3:28 am

    This explains so much about the crazy news that comes out of Fall River . It is the Florida of Massachusetts. New blog.” Fall River, not like the rest of us.”

  • They Deserve Him
    March 13, 2019 at 2:34 am

    He will be spending a majority of his time at his lawyers, in a courthouse or in the federal lockup. Who is going to run Fall River? The same inmates who have been running the asylum forever, that’s who

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    March 13, 2019 at 1:46 am

    The vote was decided by people with a uni brow and a moustache.

  • MrSmiley
    March 13, 2019 at 12:45 am

    Fall River. Entertaining everyone else since forever. Today no exception. They get what they deserve. Another shitbag in office.

  • Mayor Correia here
    March 13, 2019 at 12:13 am

    What indictment!???

  • Y
    March 12, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    Proving once again why Fall River is the asshole of New England.
    People, get off the plantation, stop mindlessly voting D, and then maybe we can turn this state around.
    #Trump2020 #MAGA

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