In the most Fall River news ever, Jasiel Correia, who was arrested by the feds just months ago and is headed to federal prison, was recalled as Mayor tonight but still won the election for Mayor.
What else is there to say? Fall River is a trash city filled with garbage people. There’s no other way around it. This wouldn’t happen anywhere else but Fall River.
I don’t know who’s the dumbest –
- The 4,808 mentally deficient Fall River lifers who voted for a criminal con-artist
- The three idiots at the bottom who had no chance of winning but ran anyway and basically handed the election to Juicy Jasiel, or
- The 4,111 idiots who voted for one of the bottom 3 candidates.
Why? Why would you not just suck up your pride and get behind the only guy who can win? I don’t know anything about Fall River politics, but it’s clear the Coogan dude was the only one with a shot at winning. Whoever Camara, Riley, and Scott-Pacheco are are just world class douchebags. Total selfish move on their part, and they returned this crook back to officer with just 35% of the vote. I blame this chick who couldn’t even get 1,000 votes, race baiting the other idiots and handing the election to Juicy Jasiel.
As dumb as she is though, everyone in this video is dumber.
The people in that video really don’t think he’s going to jail. Proving once again that the only thing you have to do to get elected in Fall River is simply be born Portuguese. You can literally get arrested by the FBI and still survive a recall election as long as your name ends in three consecutive vowels.
Anyway, hopefully the people of Fall River come together and get behind one candidate in November, but it’s Fall River so they’ll probably fuck it up and Jasiel will be Mayor from federal prison instead.
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