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Tonight’s City Council meeting was the biggest shit show we’ve ever seen. We have a lot to say about this and quite frankly we need to sit down and watch the tape again so we can document it a little better. But around the 1:35 mark of this livestream Councilor Khyrstian King introduced his silly little bill that would ban Turtleboy from being referenced during City Council events in the future. Of course it passed 7-4. The only four people who voted in favor of the Constitution were Michael Gaffney, Konnie Lukes, Gary Rosen, and George Russell.
Naturally Joe Petty, Kate Toomey, Sarai Rivera, King,Tony Economou, and Candy Carlson voted in favor of it, because they are all frequently criticized in Turtleboy Sports. We have damaged their reputations and now they’re trying to rewrite the Constitution in order to stop the truth from being spread.
But the yes votes from Moe Bergman was surprising. Councilor Begman has proved time and time again that he is utterly useless. We used to think he was alright. He’s not. He kisses the machine’s ass but they do nothing for him in return. It’s why he almost lost in 2015 and why we will make it our personal mission to make sure that this is his last term on the Council. He serves no purpose whatsoever and has no business being there.
Anyway, we’ll get more into that tomorrow. But for now we wanted to share the highlight of the meeting – Sarai Rivera talking about why her vagina is better than a penis (yes, she said both of those words):
“My vaginal area has produced two children. I’d like to see a penis do that.”
That quote will go down in history with the legends. It will be on Turtleboy Jr’s history quizzes in high school. Here’s what I would imagine his matching section would look like:
Match the following historical leader with a famous quote they once said:
A. John F. Kennedy
B. Abraham Lincoln
C. Sarai Rivera
D. Patrick Henry
E. Franklin Roosevelt
F. Martin Luther King Jr.
“We have nothing to fear but fear itself.”
“A house divided upon itself, half slave, half free, cannot stand.”
“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.”
“Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.”
“I know not what course others take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death.”
“My vaginal area has produced two children. I’d like to see a penis do that.”
I wanna get a tattoo of it. Seriously, that is the greatest quote in the history of politics. We’ll explain more tomorrow where it came from, but the bottom line is that she said it while trying to censor a blog because it uses potty language. And that in and of itself could only possibly happen at a Worcester City Council meeting.
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40 Comment(s)
Sarai or whatever Rivera reminds me of that new country song” you look like I need a drink right now”.
And,another Orange is the new black reference,she looks like the unibrow Dominican dishoveled chick.
She should resign. She is so full of hate she cannot serve this city. Very divisive. Racism and sexism cannot be tolerated.
Kevin why did you kill me with your golf club?
I’m so horrible because this made me laugh. For the first time in a long time, I felt guilty for it.
Hey kevin lynch how come your mother is a 500 pound whale
She is the biggest bag of whale waste ever
She is a fat lazy slob
Your father is a gutter drunk and your brother is a drug dealing pervert from what I hear
Kevin lynch stop reading blog, if anyone is racist it’s Sarah Rivera
So from now on Gaffney will just reference the blog without accreditation, and probably post where the information came from on his Facebook. And Komrade Khrystian King can shove his Versace suits up his ass.
Those are Marshalls, not Versace.
Turtleboy is a sex is and a racist blog. This is why they have the crowd they have and it is what keeps them spewing their trash talk.
Failed journalist work with Turtleboy. Right Michael Hartwell?
Has anyone thought of making the City Council meetings into a reality TV show? The revenue alone would help fund any shortage in the public school system.
No TB at council meetings and no Milo on Twitter. But these PC fuckheads can say anything. …Isn’t that special……It’s time for a revolution.
Holy shit, what a stupid fucking bimbo.
Sara is a moron and embarrassment to city
She looks like the Wicked Witch of the West
sara; the “class act” of counselors – lower class that is. Doesn’t this violate their new standing order of no tasteless references> Now that is g oing to be a litigation magnet. You’d think they would have learned after the pan handling fiaxco
Why would any guy even stick their penis in this woman?
I must think that thought about 5 times a day as I encounter various “ladies.” Maybe I need help.
So what happens now if somebody mentions a TB story in a city council mtg? Pretty easy to work around, though.
Your obsession with this lady is very weird oh and turtleboy hates black people
Provide 1 piece of objective evidence for your statement please.
Oh look…Your still pretending to be me . The only issue I have with that is all your racist posts are based on emotion without the benefit of intellect. Your all I have come to expect from a blog troll. Your obsession with Turtle Boy is borderline psychotic. You should see someone about that after your shift ends at McDonalds.
That’s what I thought. Not one single reference.
She probably got knocked up twice off dirty toilet seats. What an ugly ho – I wouldn’t do her with your dick.
Is this more plagiarizing Michele Obama?
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The Virgin Rivery
very good
What the fuck is wrong with Sarai Rivera? I mean it is confirmed now for real. She is bat shit nuts! Who says something like that representing the second largest city in all of the 6 New England states?
What an embarrassment. Who voted her in? The P.I.P. shelter?
Her vaginal area produced two little assbags
I would like to see the penis that helped make those 2 children. He deserves a drink and a big pat on his back for not only keeping his erection but finishing the job.
Turkey basters rarely go limp…
Your cunt is far worse. Crusted smegma with yellow juice oozing out. You’re the last person who should be commenting on another’s snatch.
Funny coming from a person that’s never seen one…..
Her sperm donor first had to pick the scabs to let the puss run in so he could penetrate.
So she thinks she “produced” children on her own? No man was involved in the process? Someone needs to have the talk with the “reverend”.
Immaculate conceptions!
Amazing.