Oppressed Wheaton College Students Scared For Their Lives Because Of Halloween Costume Make Hilarious List Of “Demands,” Because “White Chicks” Is Funny But Blackface Is Not
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Yesterday we published this blog about the situation at Wheaton College where a female soccer player did kind of a bronze face for her Halloween costume, as she went as Terry Crews’ character from the movie White Chicks. It’s caused quite the uproar as whining students are literally complaining that they’re “hurting,” “crying,” and afraid to walk around campus:
“There are people in that room crying. Hurting. She should not be allowed to walk around campus right now. Why is she holding her head up high when we’re walking around like we did something wrong? As people of color we’re the ones left to deal with this.”
“After all that, she still painted her face and went outside and thought it was funny,” Candice Appiah, 18, said. “It was an act of arrogance and ignorance. As students of color, particularly black students, it shows us we’re not safe on campus.”
Because they saw a picture of this on Snapchat:
And for that the entire soccer season was cancelled, starting with tomorrow’s playoff game. Ya got that? The whole soccer team isn’t allowed to play out their season after putting months of training in, because one kid put on blackface, emulating a movie in which the main characters are black guys who put on white face and pretend to be white women. That’s OK, but the opposite isn’t.
This is the level of madness we’ve reached. Every single MSM outlet is reporting this as a racist costume. But there isn’t anything remotely racist about it whatsoever. On Halloween you go as someone you’re not. That’s the whole point of costumes. If a white person is going as a black person it’s pretty hard to look black if you have a white face. Therefore it’s not racist.
But since we’re living in 2017 this costume is scaring the shit out of fragile little snowflakes who are paying $50,000 a year to major in Gender Studies. And taking away soccer for a bunch of girls who did nothing wrong wasn’t enough for them. They had a big meeting where the leader of the “Black Student Association” listed their “demands”:
A group of African American students at Wheaton College is demanding the school punish a white student who attended a Halloween party in blackface — as well as others who were there.
“We should not have to make the following demands,” said BSA president Ashley Tsegai. “They are in line with the stated values and identity of Wheaton College and should have been accomplished already simply as a matter of recourse.”
This is Ashley Tsegai:
As you can see she is VERY oppressed.
Of course she wasn’t really crying about this, and deep down inside she’s probably not even mad. She’s just been trained that she has to be outraged about something, because it’s what you do when you’re a millenial at a private college in Norton. This is basically all she does by the looks of her dorm room:
“Is liberation undone if mobilized by white supremacy?”
This is a topic for a paper that students have to write in order to graduate from college. Think of all the useful, real world things they could be researching. Instead they’re doing this. College campuses are ground zero for the insanity we see each and every day.
She also serves as the founding member of the “Queer and Transgender People of Color,” as well as being a member of the “Distinguished Women of Color Collective”:
It’s almost as if she’s constantly looking for a way to be victimized. Because without identity politics, she’d literally have nothing to talk about.
She’s worked in the New York State Assembly:
And wants to pursue a career in “law and economics.”
So obviously researching whether or not liberation comes undone if mobilized by white supremacy will help her attain employment after college.
In the Facebook video above you can see that Ashley called the event “White chicks is funny, blackface is not.”
I shit you not. It’s funny when the Wayans brothers put on whiteface and make fun of and stereotype white women. This is been deemed “funny.” But white women putting on blackface and pretending to be black, ON HALLOWEEN, is not “funny,” therefore it won’t be allowed. Ya got that? Pretending to be another race is only OK if it’s arbitrarily deemed”funny” by 20 year old social justice warriors. Makes sense.
In that video they also claim that blackface is a “threat to our personal safety,” is “triggering and causes trauma,” and that “blackface causes cops to shoot unarmed black men because they’re scared of them.” I shit you not. A Halloween costume at Wheaton will make a white cop shoot an innocent black kid. It will literally hurt black kids on campus and trigger their “trauma.” All those guys in Iraq who came home with PTSD after watching their friends get blown by IED’s have it easy. They didn’t have to see a picture of a white chick in a Halloween costume.
The best is their “demands“:
- The students involved in portraying “White Chicks” in costume be removed from their extracurricular activities and any campus employment.
Yup, it’s not enough to take away a sport they’ve worked their ass off to play. Now they’re barred from having a job and doing anything extracurricular on campus. Because…fuck your freedom.
- All athletes and athletic staff should watch the film “Bamboozle” and participate in a debrief facilitated by relevant staff and faculty.
Oh good, forced indoctrination through propaganda. Students are telling staff that they must watch this. This is how the real world works. Students tell teachers what they have to do.
- They demand Wheaton bolster the first-year seminar requirements by creating and enforcing comprehensive racial systemic oppression awareness and inclusion curriculum throughout all departments and units that would be mandatory for all students, faculty and staff.
Oh for fuck’s sake.
- The group also seeks an increase in funding and resources for the Marshall Center for Intercultural Learning, the Center for Social Justice and Community Impact, the Center for Religious and Spiritual Life and other departments.
How many buzzwords can you fit in a single list of demands?
- At the minimum, they said, the percentage of people of color in the country should be reflected in the employees of the college. They demand the college hire more diverse staff for the counseling center and public safety.
Yup, there’s nothing racist at all about assuming that black students can only be taught by professors who look like them. And students should be the ones making personnel decisions on campus. Definitely.
- They demand intercultural dialogue be a requirement for all first-year students and that Wheaton College demonstrate concern for personal dignity by refusing to tolerate disrespect.
Intercultural dialogue? I give up.
- The BSA retained the right to add more demands as they see fit, and demanded the college commit to a strategic timeline to meet the demands, which were also sponsored by several different students groups.
Yea, there’s not nearly enough “demands” already.
What’s most pathetic about this is that gutless School President Dennis Hanno is probably gonna humor and/or appease them by satisfying some of these “demands” in order to get them to shut the fuck up. Of course in the real world if you did this your employer would laugh you out of the room. And that’s exactly what he should do – remind them that he’s the adult, he’s paid to run the school, and their demands are worthless.
But with today’s climate on college campuses, the inmates are running the asylum (sorry Draymond Green). And this sackless idiot wrote an email to students saying he was “particularly dismayed” that the incident didn’t include just one student, but several individuals who “actively participated in this event and then attempted to cover it up.”
Cover up!!! Like it’s fucking Watergate.
At this rate I’m seriously thinking about taking Turtleboy Jr’s college fund and going to the casino. At least you get a cheap thrill when you spend it that way. But this? This is what people are paying for to get a degree? No thanks. I’d rather just teach him how to be his own boss and open his own business instead of being brainwashed into how to become a victim in America.