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Oppressed Wheaton College Students Scared For Their Lives Because Of Halloween Costume Make Hilarious List Of “Demands,” Because “White Chicks” Is Funny But Blackface Is Not

Oppressed Wheaton College Students Scared For Their Lives Because Of Halloween Costume Make Hilarious List Of “Demands,” Because “White Chicks” Is Funny But Blackface Is Not

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Yesterday we published this blog about the situation at Wheaton College where a female soccer player did kind of a bronze face for her Halloween costume, as she went as Terry Crews’ character from the movie White Chicks. It’s caused quite the uproar as whining students are literally complaining that they’re “hurting,” “crying,” and afraid to walk around campus:

“There are people in that room crying. Hurting. She should not be allowed to walk around campus right now. Why is she holding her head up high when we’re walking around like we did something wrong? As people of color we’re the ones left to deal with this.”

“After all that, she still painted her face and went outside and thought it was funny,” Candice Appiah, 18, said. “It was an act of arrogance and ignorance. As students of color, particularly black students, it shows us we’re not safe on campus.”

Because they saw a picture of this on Snapchat:

And for that the entire soccer season was cancelled, starting with tomorrow’s playoff game. Ya got that? The whole soccer team isn’t allowed to play out their season after putting months of training in, because one kid put on blackface, emulating a movie in which the main characters are black guys who put on white face and pretend to be white women. That’s OK, but the opposite isn’t.

This is the level of madness we’ve reached. Every single MSM outlet is reporting this as a racist costume. But there isn’t anything remotely racist about it whatsoever. On Halloween you go as someone you’re not. That’s the whole point of costumes. If a white person is going as a black person it’s pretty hard to look black if you have a white face. Therefore it’s not racist.

But since we’re living in 2017 this costume is scaring the shit out of fragile little snowflakes who are paying $50,000 a year to major in Gender Studies. And taking away soccer for a bunch of girls who did nothing wrong wasn’t enough for them. They had a big meeting where the leader of the “Black Student Association” listed their “demands”:

A group of African American students at Wheaton College is demanding the school punish a white student who attended a Halloween party in blackface — as well as others who were there. 

“We should not have to make the following demands,” said BSA president Ashley Tsegai. “They are in line with the stated values and identity of Wheaton College and should have been accomplished already simply as a matter of recourse.”

This is Ashley Tsegai:

As you can see she is VERY oppressed.

Of course she wasn’t really crying about this, and deep down inside she’s probably not even mad. She’s just been trained that she has to be outraged about something, because it’s what you do when you’re a millenial at a private college in Norton. This is basically all she does by the looks of her dorm room:

“Is liberation undone if mobilized by white supremacy?”

This is a topic for a paper that students have to write in order to graduate from college. Think of all the useful, real world things they could be researching. Instead they’re doing this. College campuses are ground zero for the insanity we see each and every day.

She also serves as the founding member of the “Queer and Transgender People of Color,” as well as being a member of the “Distinguished Women of Color Collective”:

It’s almost as if she’s constantly looking for a way to be victimized. Because without identity politics, she’d literally have nothing to talk about.

She’s worked in the New York State Assembly:

And wants to pursue a career in “law and economics.”

So obviously researching whether or not liberation comes undone if mobilized by white supremacy will help her attain employment after college.

In the Facebook video above you can see that Ashley called the event “White chicks is funny, blackface is not.”

I shit you not. It’s funny when the Wayans brothers put on whiteface and make fun of and stereotype white women. This is been deemed “funny.” But white women putting on blackface and pretending to be black, ON HALLOWEEN, is not “funny,” therefore it won’t be allowed. Ya got that? Pretending to be another race is only OK if it’s arbitrarily deemed”funny” by 20 year old social justice warriors. Makes sense.

In that video they also claim that blackface is a “threat to our personal safety,” is “triggering and causes trauma,” and that “blackface causes cops to shoot unarmed black men because they’re scared of them.” I shit you not. A Halloween costume at Wheaton will make a white cop shoot an innocent black kid. It will literally hurt black kids on campus and trigger their “trauma.” All those guys in Iraq who came home with PTSD after watching their friends get blown by IED’s have it easy. They didn’t have to see a picture of a white chick in a Halloween costume.

The best is their “demands“:

  • The students involved in portraying “White Chicks” in costume be removed from their extracurricular activities and any campus employment.

Yup, it’s not enough to take away a sport they’ve worked their ass off to play. Now they’re barred from having a job and doing anything extracurricular on campus. Because…fuck your freedom.

  • All athletes and athletic staff should watch the film “Bamboozle” and participate in a debrief facilitated by relevant staff and faculty.

Oh good, forced indoctrination through propaganda. Students are telling staff that they must watch this. This is how the real world works. Students tell teachers what they have to do.

  • They demand Wheaton bolster the first-year seminar requirements by creating and enforcing comprehensive racial systemic oppression awareness and inclusion curriculum throughout all departments and units that would be mandatory for all students, faculty and staff.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

  • The group also seeks an increase in funding and resources for the Marshall Center for Intercultural Learning, the Center for Social Justice and Community Impact, the Center for Religious and Spiritual Life and other departments.

How many buzzwords can you fit in a single list of demands?

  • At the minimum, they said, the percentage of people of color in the country should be reflected in the employees of the college. They demand the college hire more diverse staff for the counseling center and public safety.

Yup, there’s nothing racist at all about assuming that black students can only be taught by professors who look like them. And students should be the ones making personnel decisions on campus. Definitely.

  • They demand intercultural dialogue be a requirement for all first-year students and that Wheaton College demonstrate concern for personal dignity by refusing to tolerate disrespect.

Intercultural dialogue? I give up.

  • The BSA retained the right to add more demands as they see fit, and demanded the college commit to a strategic timeline to meet the demands, which were also sponsored by several different students groups.

Yea, there’s not nearly enough “demands” already.

What’s most pathetic about this is that gutless School President Dennis Hanno is probably gonna humor and/or appease them by satisfying some of these “demands” in order to get them to shut the fuck up. Of course in the real world if you did this your employer would laugh you out of the room. And that’s exactly what he should do – remind them that he’s the adult, he’s paid to run the school, and their demands are worthless.

But with today’s climate on college campuses, the inmates are running the asylum (sorry Draymond Green). And this sackless idiot wrote an email to students saying he was “particularly dismayed” that the incident didn’t include just one student, but several individuals who “actively participated in this event and then attempted to cover it up.”

Cover up!!! Like it’s fucking Watergate.

At this rate I’m seriously thinking about taking Turtleboy Jr’s college fund and going to the casino. At least you get a cheap thrill when you spend it that way. But this? This is what people are paying for to get a degree? No thanks. I’d rather just teach him how to be his own boss and open his own business instead of being brainwashed into how to become a victim in America.

31 Comment(s)
  • Matt
    November 7, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    The fact that you use ‘the inmates are running the asylum’ shows the level of your cultural insensitivity. And you don’t need to disparage Ashley to make your point. It just makes you look like an insensitive [expletive deleted]. You can express your grievances without name-calling and making assumptions about someone you’ve never even met.

  • Gina Rose
    November 6, 2017 at 12:04 pm

    This is disgusting. Crack open a history book before you go out of your way to attack a person who is better, kinder, and far more intelligent than any of you will ever be.

  • Independent Thinker
    November 4, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    What will they do if someone paints his face red?

  • Ozzy
    November 4, 2017 at 5:35 am

    “Do what I say not what I do”. This saying comes to mind.

  • itsjustme
    November 4, 2017 at 3:07 am

    I never understood this whole “blackface” thing. If you’re doing it because you like that person then what is the problem? I remember a few years ago a six year old was given Obama as the person he had to do his wax museum project on. He was supposed to dress like him so his mom put him in a suit and darkened his white hair and face and the SJW’s destroyed her. How else was he suppose to dress like Obama?
    What about mask, do they count as blackface, or Whiteface? Nevermind I forget Whiteface doesn’t count. lWhen I was Halloween costume shopping with my children I saw Obama and Trump masks, were the Trump ones for just one people and the Obama ones for black people?

  • Bill
    November 4, 2017 at 12:03 am

    Ironically the movie “soul man “ was filmed there in which C Thomas Howell took pills to change his color. That movie was allowed to be filmed there but a soccer player wearing a costume is where they draw the line?

    • itsjustme
      November 4, 2017 at 2:29 am

      I was thinking about that movie. I was young when it came out but I remember it being one of my older sisters favorite movies and she watched it all the time. I was wondering if there was a backlash when it came out, do you know or remember? I can just imagine what would happen if they did a remake of it now.

      • TheyCallMeCunty
        November 4, 2017 at 7:16 pm

        Destroyed Tommy Howell’s career.

      • Poop Hole Loop Hole
        November 5, 2017 at 8:26 pm

        In 1989 I dressed as that character but took it further and made myself a pimp and my wife was a hooker. Looking back it was a different world. I would be TB famous if this blog existed back then. Thank God there there was no internet.

  • John Barker
    November 3, 2017 at 8:27 pm

    Every college campus for as long as there has been college campus’ have been protesting something or another. IMO, it is these dumb as a bag of rocks professors putting shitty ideas in their heads that they will be able to “Change the world”..

  • snoop poop dog
    November 3, 2017 at 7:55 pm

    Fucking Blacks, if they can’t knock you out, carjack you or steal half your paycheck they pull this stupid guilt tripping, cause they be feeln’ so dam hurt and shit. Blacks and Browns are a plague on American society. Every mud-person should bow down to white and Asian people and thank them they aren’t back in Afrika or El Salvador or whatever sewage society they crawled out of to be here in the USA. Natrualy first thing they do is recreate the sewer homeland they be trying to scape from.

  • Paul Casale
    November 3, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    Fuck this crazy bitch. Send her ass back to Da Bronx!

  • Kevin Spacey
    November 3, 2017 at 4:11 pm

    This is sooo funny!

  • citypoint
    Stan the man
    November 3, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    Ashley, you wasted your 15 minutes of fame on this?
    You want to be remembered for this?
    I’d rather be remembered for rescuing a cat from a tree.

  • Kevin Fleury
    November 3, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    My initial thought of “Yup this one slams clams” was shortly confirmed: Founding member of the ? Club….

  • Your HR Department
    November 3, 2017 at 1:35 pm

    Well. another college to add to the never hire a grad from list.

    • The man
      November 3, 2017 at 2:46 pm

      I keep a similar list for grad hires and interns

  • AngryTurtle
    November 3, 2017 at 1:35 pm

    Ugh …. we have gone from a society of:
    – “I need this product you make, you need this product I make, let’s work out a deal” to “I need this product you make, I am entitled to it because Joe over there got it, so you should give it to me”

    – “Work hard, demonstrate responsibility and you will be rewarded” to “My feelings are hurt so I can’t work .. you should pay for me” and “I refuse to push myself harder to find a better job or learn a new skill, so you should pay me as much as someone who did push themselves so I can have their life to because I am entitled to it”

    – “People saying hurtful things will happen all your life, you need to learn to deal with it” to “You can’t say that! It hurts my feelings! And since you insulted me you are a racist / bigot / misogynist! It’s ok for me to insult you but you can’t insult me!”

    To quote MLK “When we allow freedom to ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual: “Free at last! Free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!” ”

    equality was his main goal was it not? Organizations like this claim they are looking for equality but are quick to dismiss it when the role is reversed. A white kid in a training vest with ‘leashes’ is ok and historical but a black kid is racist; black kids beating a white kid is acting out against racial oppression but white kids beating a black kid is racist; if a black kid injures himself playing with a noose with white kids its racial but when it happens to a white kid its kids being kids; white folks marching is racist but black folks marching is progress…

    You can’t have it both ways folks, just can’t …

  • The Rant Queen
    November 3, 2017 at 1:25 pm

    They’re angry about how blacks were segregated in the old days and want to “compensated” but they want to be segregated now…”BSA”, they want black teachers to teach black students, etc, because they hate white ppl. But it’s okay to hate white ppl, it’s a fucking trend in this generation. It’s not racist, because they’re black and blacks can’t be racist because they were an oppressed ppl back before they were born. Makes sense. College is worthless now and humanity is doomed.

    • itsjustme
      November 4, 2017 at 2:00 am

      I was thinking something very similar,. Years ago, before you and I were even born black people were the segregated ones, the ones left out, the ones who had to watch what they said or did, and now its the white people who are being segregated, being left out, have to watch whatever they say or do.
      Growing up the world wasn’t like this, people were people and it didn’t matter what their skin color was. Now we have to be so pc about everything, because God forbid some SJW takes it the wrong way.

  • Independent Thinker
    November 3, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    Next you will hear about their complaining about folks who celebrate Thanksgiving, because Thanksgiving is a racist holiday that is celebrated by racists who hate Indians, right?

    Nothing coming out of these liberal colleges surprises me anymore. And just what kind of a job are these types of courses preparing anyone for? Absolutely nothing of value.

    • bigdaddy
      Elizabeth Warren
      November 3, 2017 at 1:28 pm

      Yes Thanksgiving is a racist holiday My ancestors were wiped out by you white folk

      • pow wow chow
        November 3, 2017 at 7:11 pm

        elizabeth warren’s ancestors were wiped out by white folks who ironically were her ancestors, the only indian blood in elizabeth warrens family was on her great great grandfathers bayonet. And I’m cool with him because indians or native americans were violent savages and still are, visit a fucking reservation no different from maine south.

  • TJB
    Trollups R Us.
    November 3, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    “All those guys in Iraq who came home with PTSD after watching their friends get blown by IED’s have it easy. They didn’t have to see a picture of a white chick in a Halloween costume.”……. Bollocks. If the US ever has to rely on the military draft, were fucked. FYI, what we have here is 1. a white man hater (daddy issues?) and a communist in every sense of the word. 2. A black female lesbian agitator. In either case, the ARMY knows better than to send these Trollops on dangerous missions; because the fuck it let someone else do it attitude gets people killed. Rant all you want about race; refrain from spouting your opinions on things you know nothing about, you cunt.

    • ElJefe72
      November 3, 2017 at 1:58 pm

      That paragraph was meant to be sarcastic and making fun of the college SJWs, not veterans suffering from PTSD.

      • weaklings
        November 3, 2017 at 7:06 pm

        most veterans claiming ptsd are heroin addict losers who never saw combat or served during war time, fuck them, they give real vets a bad name.

  • She was wrong
    November 3, 2017 at 1:13 pm

    I wonder what the rest of the costume was like. Terry Crews stands out because of his physique more than his race so if she played up the race and nothing else than I question her motives.

    • Stuart P
      November 4, 2017 at 8:59 am

      Ah… we’ve identified the root of the problem. She forgot to stick a cucumber in her pants, thus she didn’t glorify the target of her “appropriation”.

    • She is wrongg
      November 4, 2017 at 7:07 pm

      She wore a suit

  • JoeMomma
    November 3, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    Sorry snowflakes, that costume is very far from blackface. Learn what you are talking about before opening your mouths.

  • 2wEntEe
    November 3, 2017 at 12:38 pm

    Would a Terry Crews mask have been not racist?

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