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Soccer Season Is Cancelled After SJWs Lose Their Minds When White Soccer Chick Wears Blackface To Emulate Character In White Chicks – A Movie About Black People Wearing Whiteface

Soccer Season Is Cancelled After SJWs Lose Their Minds When White Soccer Chick Wears Blackface To Emulate Character In White Chicks – A Movie About Black People Wearing Whiteface

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Every Halloween we wait for the story about the white person who thought it would be wise to go out dressed in black face. This year’s winner is a Wheaton College woman who plays on the soccer team:

News that a Wheaton College student apparently donned blackface during a Halloween party Friday night has left members of the school community stunned, afraid and, quite frankly, hurt, students of the school’s Black Student Association said Wednesday. School officials confirmed they are investigating reports that a female soccer player dressed up as a black character from the movie “White Chicks” during a costume contest at a Halloween party in a residence hall Friday night. A photo of the woman shows her dressed in a bald cap with a drawn-on goatee and makeup to make her skin look darker. Students say she was dressed up to portray actor Terry Crews’ role in the movie.

First of all, I personally see nothing wrong with this. The movie white chicks is about two black guys who put on white face and pretend to be white chicks. That’s OK. This is not. Makes sense. 

Secondly, no one alive today was around for the days when blackface was used as a way to put black people down. It was intentionally offensive in the 1800’s. Today it’s not. 

Thirdly, it’s insane that white people don’t see this one coming. Are they living on the same planet as me? Do they not see how social justice warriors on campus colleges react to stuff like this? I have nothing against what they did, but they’re basically throwing these idiots red meat. 

Fourthly, that costume sucks. I had no idea who it was. Kind of looks like Sinbad. Remember when Sinbad was a thing? Turns out it’s Terry Crews. Worst blackface ever.  

A screenshot of text messages sent to The Sun Chronicle also show the woman and another team member asked the team to remove photographs of the costume from social media after the party.

“Just in case any friends on snapchat gets offended cause that’s the last thing I would want to do,” the woman writes.

Another replies: “If people say anything (she) is tan and it was really bronzer people are just overreacting.”

See? They’re not racist, they’re just naive and stupid. They literally had no idea this was gonna be a big deal. Because it’s not a big deal. It’s Halloween. You dress up like people you’re not. That’s how Halloween works. It’s hard to be a black guy if you have a white face. She also drew facial hair and is pretending to be a man, but I don’t see the male student union whining about women appropriating their gender. 

According to those texts it wasn’t “when” people get offended, it was “just in case people get offended.” This shows that they had no idea this was a big deal. How bout we start judging people on their intentions? Obviously this was not intended to be a racist costume. It’s just a bunch of college chicks who had no idea they were committing a big SJW no-no.

Administrators said the student did not play in the Oct. 31 women’s soccer game, and the rest of the season has been cancelled. 

Oh for fuck’s sake. No one should be punished for this, never mind the whole freaking team. Seriously, why is the random chick on the soccer team who had nothing to do with this costume getting penalized for a costume her teammate wore? This is why everyone hates social justice warriors. Because they think everyone should pay for the perceived crimes of one.

Meanwhile, more than 50 students gathered at Mary Lyon Hall Wednesday to say, as they wait for administrators to take action, they’re the ones left carrying the weight of the woman’s actions — even when they weren’t the ones in the wrong.

“It’s crazy how people on this campus have been saying, ‘You’re overreacting,’ or ‘You’re being over-dramatic, it’s just a costume,’” Kiana Taylor, 21, said.

“There are people in that room crying. Hurting. She should not be allowed to walk around campus right now. Why is she holding her head up high when we’re walking around like we did something wrong? As people of color we’re the ones left to deal with this.”

Oh shut the fuck up and cry me a fucking river you talentless shrew. If you’re crying over a picture of a white girl in blackface then you have no business being on a college campus. You’re not an adult. You’re not even remotely mature enough to live on your own. One white girl wearing blackface has zero effect on black people unless they let it have an effect on them, which is exactly what they’re doing. Because nothing is more important to SJW’s than finding a way to victimize themselves. 

Wheaton President Dennis Hanno called Wednesday’s meeting to hear from students and discuss what could be done to prevent future incidents on campus. But reporters from The Sun Chronicle were barred from entering the session, which administrators called a “private meeting,” even as a student streamed a video of the meeting on Facebook Live.

LOL. Oh look, an administrator doing something dumb. Shocking. 

After the meeting several students said they thought administrators had taken proactive measures to try to prevent instances of cultural appropriation during the Halloween season: College-wide emails and posters plastered around campus asked students to think twice about what their costumes might portray.

“After all that, she still painted her face and went outside and thought it was funny,” Candice Appiah, 18, said. “It was an act of arrogance and ignorance. As students of color, particularly black students, it shows us we’re not safe on campus.”

Yea, it’s almost as if the student who wore blackface has the freedom to wear whatever costume she likes, regardless of the meaningless email from an overzealous administrator that urged her not to engage in cultural appropriation. But please, tell me more about how this makes you “unsafe” Candace. The only thing you’re in danger of is diabeetis. 

Appiah said blackface was historically used to perpetuate hateful stereotypes of black individuals as “bastardized, inhuman, rapists and violent.”

Yes, key word – historically. Just like the n word has historically been used to put black people down but is now all of a sudden a term of endearment. 

Wearing it today “proves you don’t care about my feelings as a black person,” she said.

You’re right, no one cares about your feelings. The quicker you realize that the better. Your feelings don’t matter. They never have. It’s not society’s job to cater to your fragile feelz. It’s your job to figure out how to deal with it. Plus, why is anyone taking anything these idiots say seriously? 

These are stupid, misguided people who know nothing about the world. They’re on their parents dime at an expensive private school. They are the definition of privilege, and they go out of their way to stick shit in their noses just in case you were tempted to take them seriously. 

In an email to students Tuesday, Hanno called the costume offensive and inappropriate. But many students called for the president to more strongly condemn the incident as an act of racism and take punitive action against the student. Some were skeptical that would happen.

“So many people in that room feel nothing will be done,” Taylor said. “That’s why we’re here. To hold someone accountable. I hope that this is a wake up call.”

Taylor said, in the past, she feels administrators have “tip-toed” around touchy subjects and swept things under the rug.

Oh look, college students complaining that their administrators aren’t doing enough to stop racism. This never happens. Ever. Everyone knows that college administrators have magic wands that prevent racism, and writing an email asking kids not to appropriate someone else’s culture just isn’t getting the job done. Next thing you know you’ll tell me that racists are going around spray painting swastikas and racial slurs around campus….

All of the students interviewed said racism is a problem at the college. In 2015, hand-written fliers containing racial slurs, swastikas, threats and derogatory messages were posted on several dorm room doors. But it’s not Wheaton’s issue alone.

“There are race issues at every school,” Dami Olubusi, 19, said. “The issue is, the administration doesn’t do anything about it. It is the school’s responsibility to deal with the behavior of its students. I should not have to intervene — that’s the frustration we’re having.”

Literally every college on campus has been visited by these mystery Nazis in the last two years. But yet not a single Nazi or racist has been caught. However, just last week race hoaxes at Maryland and Eastern Michigan were both revealed to be the work of black guys hoping to stir up racial tensions on campus. Funny how that works. 

Administration spokesman Michael Graca said the college is investigating the incident through a conduct process that typically takes up to two weeks before a finding is made.

“We’re all disturbed by what took place over the weekend,” he said. “We have a lot of programs that emphasize inclusion, diversity and race, so when something like this happens, it’s disturbing. We realize that not all of what we’re trying to get across gets through to all students. Today’s private meeting was to talk about what else we can do. We do not condone this. It is offensive and racist.”

It’s offensive to you. But it’s definitely not racist. In order to be racist you have to believe that your race is superior to someone else’s. Wearing a costume on Halloween from White Chicks cannot possibly be considered racist. This is just a bold faced lie. 

Many of the students also talked about inclusivity and diversity as a whole. Taylor said she was also disturbed to see students donning other offensive costumes as well, such as students dressed as blind people, homeless people or Mexicans.

“I don’t care who you are, we need to hold the whole community accountable,” she said.

Wait…..we can’t culturally appropriate the blind now? But they can’t see your costume, so how can they be offended? Does your three blind mice costume made out of brail? And the homeless? We’re worried about offending the fucking homeless? Ya know what homeless people don’t give a shit about? Cultural appropriation. Because they’re cold and hungry and addicted to heroin, so they don’t have time to get offended by college students pretending to be them. 

But Taylor said the text messages between the soccer players exacerbated the hurt of the situation, making their actions seem almost intentional.

“They knew they were going to upset people and they did it anyways,” she said. “I understand there are processes that need to be done (by the school), but what about us? We need answers. We need immediate action.”

The Black Student Association will host a second, student-run forum to discuss the issue at 6 p.m., Thursday in Hindle Auditorium. Students, public and alumni are invited.

The mere fact that a “black student association” is allowed to exist is the only racist thing I’ve read in this entire story. What would happen if kids formed a white student association? Are white kids allowed in the black student association? If not then it sounds kind of…..racially discriminatory. Ya know, real, actual racism. Not pretend racism like a chick wearing a shitty Terry Crews costume for Halloween. 

Anyway, we have a new guest on Saturday Night Turtleboy Live – Grandpa Turtleboy. And he keeps it old school. The students who did this have not been identified, but we are giving an open invitation to any Wheaton College soccer players who would like to remain anonymous to skype into our show. Message us on Facebook if you’re interested. You literally did nothing wrong, and we’re gonna give you a platform to explain yourself. 

29 Comment(s)
  • chrissy
    November 4, 2017 at 1:50 am

    i can’t get over how attractive that female looks as a male :p

  • ithejury
    November 3, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    Does this university receive any public funding of any kind? If so this punishment is a direct violation of the student’s first amendment right.

  • Leonard
    November 3, 2017 at 7:03 pm

    Remember when all of the SJW college students would get a cardboard box and set it up outside of their dorm on a nice warm September night, grab a pizza and a coke and their laptop and spend the night in the box to “feel how homeless people feel”? Yeah, I know several homeless people who were very offended by that. Most homeless people barely have a box and some share one. Stupid college students. This country is doomed.

  • Stokley carmichael
    November 3, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    Are lawn jockeys offensive?
    Asking for a neighbor

  • Beano
    November 3, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    “It was an act of arrogance and ignorance. As students of color, particularly black students, it shows us we’re not safe on campus.”

    Oh sweetie, I don’t think you know how dumb you sound.

  • Sonny's Mom
    November 3, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    How is this “blackface”? Have any of these dopey chucks ever seen what actual “blackface” LOOKS like?

    • Sonny's Mom
      November 3, 2017 at 1:07 pm


  • JoeMomma
    November 3, 2017 at 10:29 am

    As a white basketball player should I be offended by the movie ‘White Men Can’t Jump?”

  • She was wrong
    November 3, 2017 at 10:26 am

    Everyone knows the basic rules about what whites are and are not allowed to do. Yes it’s a double standard but it’s a standard nonetheless.

    • mitch
      November 3, 2017 at 10:57 am

      Can you please list the basic rules about what whites are and are not allowed to do. I’ve heard there are ten of them, but they are supposed to apply to everyone. ALSO, can you explain what the standards are?? i sure don’t want to break any of your rules or not meet your standards.

      • She was wrong
        November 3, 2017 at 12:56 pm

        SJWs put more time and energy into creating the perception of inequality than they will ever allocate to being productive. We know this. The opportunities to be offended are unlimited. I’m just saying that this can’t possibly be a surprise to anyone. If her intention was to call attention to the irony then I get that too but don’t act surprised by the outcome

        • Sonny's Mom
          November 3, 2017 at 1:12 pm

          That’s why we call them “the fabulously offended”…

        • mitch
          November 3, 2017 at 4:41 pm

          no one here is surprised, period. you state that “opportunities to be offended are unlimited”. you did not change your handle, which you make very clear, “SHE WAS WRONG”. so i will ask the question again. what are the basic rules about what white people are and are not allowed to do ? please explain the standards whites must uphold and who is the arbiter of these “standards”. would YOU be the judge of these behaviors and standards. what punishments should be inflicted on those who don’t kowtow to YOUR rules and standards ? so it’s free speech for thee but not for me ?? what you don’t seem to get is we don’t care if their offended. we are offended that you are angry and offended on their behalf. fuckin hypocrite !

          • She was wrong
            November 3, 2017 at 5:28 pm

            I’m not thrilled about the status quo but I’m not a hypocrite for having some conception of what it is. This girl was wrong to blow up her school just so that she could indulge her need to carry out some kind of social experiment. The fallout was entirely predictable.

    • the real, more boring, chrissy
      November 3, 2017 at 11:21 am

      well i don’t agree with the blog saying these kids were ignorant to their antagonizing everyone

  • Publius
    November 3, 2017 at 9:47 am

    It is exhausting being a SJW. But keep it up. SJW will prevent Democrats from winning another national election.

    • the real, more boring, chrissy
      November 3, 2017 at 11:19 am

      lol ain’t that the truth

  • chrissy
    November 3, 2017 at 9:38 am

    I prefer blacks wearing a white Presidents mask. It almost humanizes them.

    • the real, more boring, chrissy
      November 3, 2017 at 11:18 am

      happy friday, cloney

  • Dilldough
    November 3, 2017 at 9:14 am

    Regardless, Terry Crews should have won an Oscar.

  • gfldgadfly
    November 3, 2017 at 9:10 am

    Looks more like Jenna Marbles in the Pitbull is Sad video.

  • Turk
    November 3, 2017 at 7:12 am

    Perhaps they should ask Terry Crews if he is offended. My guess is he is not….people have lost there minds.

    • Their
      November 3, 2017 at 11:34 am

      Should be “their minds”. It’s ok to not have a full command of the English language (we understand you’re challenged!)

      • The Exterminator
        November 4, 2017 at 1:43 pm

        Well aren’t you superior! Can’t wait for all out civil war when I get to punch holes in as many SJW’s as I can! Stockpiling bullets for the big event and I’ve got your name on the list! 😉

  • Barack Obama
    November 3, 2017 at 3:34 am

    Anyone remember the day before I took Office when something like this was not an issue and that nobody would have thought Twice about it? 8 years of me training both black Americans as well as liberal Americas has created a world in which black people are a victim for everything. I could have went the other way and tried to make race relations better or even keep them the same but that would have been no fun. You are welcome America

    • chrissy
      November 4, 2017 at 1:52 am

      not true, Barack, people have been freaked out by any blackface costume for a long time

  • Sammy D
    November 3, 2017 at 12:18 am

    I did blackface for Halloween and it was a big hit…but then again I do my best to never associate with SJW’s! After finding a huge bro fro type wig I couldn’t resist making an authentic blackface costume. My woman even joined in on the fun, as she dressed up in a Scarlet O’Hara costume and encouraged me to say “yes em Ma’am” as frequently as possible.

  • I Am Ponch’s Lack of Conscience
    November 2, 2017 at 11:59 pm

    we are down the rabbit hole…

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