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Pajama Clad Lawrence Cheesehog Moms Fight In Front Of Screaming Child In Horrific Video, Lawrence Ratchets Blame The Cameraman While Making Excuses For The Ratchets

Pajama Clad Lawrence Cheesehog Moms Fight In Front Of Screaming Child In Horrific Video, Lawrence Ratchets Blame The Cameraman While Making Excuses For The Ratchets

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Here’s a disturbing video out of Lawrence that has been making the rounds on the Facebook machine. Two pajama-clad cheeshogs were going at it in broad daylight as one of their children looked on in horror and screamed horrifically. It’s really hard to watch. Trigger warning!!

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I don’t know if I can get much angrier than this. I really despise ghetto culture. That’s why every time you hear a social justice warrior say something stupid like, “we should embrace and celebrate all cultures,” you should just laugh in their face. Because some cultures are clearly better than others. And any culture where people reproduce so quickly at such a young age, drop out of school at alarming rates, wear pajama pants out in public, and get in donny-brooks on public sidewalks in front of their screaming offspring, is a shitty culture that I don’t really feel like “celebrating.”

Poor kid. Sad part is there’s millions like her. They’re growing up to think this is normal. They’re being taught that this is the appropriate way to hash out differences with people you have disagreements with. They always end up needing social services because they’re so damaged from watching stuff like this on a daily basis. It’s not supposed to be normalized, but it is for them.

I figured I’d go to the comments section on this chick’s Facebook page and we’d find out names of these gravy dumpsters so we could give them the Turtleboy treatment. But we couldn’t find anyone in the hundreds and hundreds of comments blaming the trashbag teen moms. Instead they were all blaming the camera guy for not doing something.

Can I just say how much I hate this mentality? By recording stuff like this and sharing it on social media, the cameraman is doing a service for the community. They are documenting ratchetness and raising awareness about the outright failures that come along with billions and billions of dollars dumped into urban areas like Lawrence by taxpayers. They’re also collecting evidence that can be used by law enforcement to arrest these idiots, and used by DCF to hopefully get the child out of this abusive home environment. Plus, the cameraman is not profiting off of it – Mark Zuckerberg and Turtleboy are.

Here’s what some of Lawrence’s finest had to say about it…..

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Grab the child? Oh, you mean like, kidnapping? Because I’m sure if some strange man went up and nabbed this little girl, her reasonable and level-headed 18 year old teen mom in her pajamas would’ve appreciated that.

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“You guys can’t judge?” Get the fuck out of here. Judge we will. And the judgement is in – your friends are swamp donkeys guilty of first degree ratchetness. And if there were any justice in this world the state would take the kid away from them and give them to one of the millions of Americans who want kids but can’t conceive on their own.

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There’s worse places than Lawrence? Yea, I guess Mogadishu and Aleppo leave something to be desired. But in Massachusetts there is no city that compares to Lawrence. It’s the grimiest ratchet haven in New England, and no where else is even close. This is why we need a Turtleboy writer from that neck of the woods. Because stuff like this happens all the time in Lawrence. Then there’s Lowell, Methuen, Haverhill, and the entire state of New Hampshire. Unlimited potential.

Anyway, God bless that poor little girl. If you happen to know who those cheesehogs were, please feel free to message us on Facebook or shoot us an email at turtleboysports@gmail.com. We’d like to have some fun with them.



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26 Comment(s)
  • Anc
    February 14, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    I’m in tears watching this poor little girl see this violence happening. What a heart wrenching video this was to watch. These women are poor excuses of mothers. I hope DCF was called.

  • Haha
    February 14, 2017 at 5:19 am

    They look like two Bison’s mating.

  • Role models
    February 13, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    Doubt the kid has a father at home, usually the case.

  • JimB
    February 13, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    So let me get this straight, it’s not the 2 cheesehog Gutter Sluts fault for throwing down in the middle of the afternoon on a public sidewalk, in front of there child, it’s the person videotaping who is the real bad guy hear ? wanna bet they are junkies too ?…. What a shame, there are good people out there who have trouble having children & would love the opportunity to have that little girl in there life & this junkie porkbeast just takes it for granted & tries to ruin her life every day. She will most likely be on the pole by the time she is 20….. Too bad !…

  • Sloppy
    February 13, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    At least they took it outside instead of fighting right inside the welfare office there.
    Where were their other 9 kids? Still inside?

  • Paul Larson
    February 13, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    Even during the great depression people had enough self respect to not go out in public in pajamas. They knew they would never be hired for a job and provide for their families if they were to lazy to take pride in their appearance.

    This is a sad state of affairs in our history.

    Paul Larson

    • Sloppy
      February 13, 2017 at 7:28 pm

      That’s just it. This is a lifestyle now.
      There was once a time when you were ashamed to be on welfare, only used it because you really needed it, and you tried to get off it as soon as possible. Nowadays, these people are proud of it.
      Fashion makes a statement in general, but the pajamas-in-public fashion statement is ” Look at what a relaxing day I’m having here lounging out in my PJs while all you schmucks are running around working to pay for my endless days off.”

    • BobnMic
      February 14, 2017 at 4:38 am

      Oh man this shit has been evolving for a few years now. Pajamas in public with the pillow matted down hair no make up on the women. It is worse with the women especially say in a Price Chopper or a Shaw’s while you try to do your own fucking shopping. True story – You see the flannel PJs on the welfare chicks with the eye boogers happening and go, “oh boy ok now.” And I’m at the Price Chopper on West Mountain Street not some third world country.


      So then you take a right at their left turn and visa versa in the isles because your shopping system and hand written list can be subject to immediate change when ever necessary in an emergency situation. Such as this. There is nobody to call for help. A store manager? Ya ok. Fuck sake they might be wearing pajamas too who knows? You just want out of there. Period.

      But eventually you meet up again with the pajama chick. Stores are only so big. There’s only so many places you can duck into to avoid the pajama patrol. Do you want to stay in that store all fucking day? No. So you meet the challenge head on and then an eventual stand off in the fucking meat section. You then keep calm trying to pick out a nice Top Sirloin, Filet Mignon, T-Bone, 95% lean Ground Beef or maybe go nuts and get a slab of Prime Rib from the Butcher. Fuck it.

      But then all of a sudden there she is. Matted hair and all. Pajama lady. In the meat section. Right the fuck next to me with no place to go. So ok now I get this fucking smell. This unmistakable smell that should be on the other side of the store where they throw away bad FISH! FUCKING FISH!


      Well anyway they say never go to the grocery store hungry because you’ll spend way more than you wanted to. Getting grossed the fuck out in a grocery store is like a pocket full of coupons. You save. Big time.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        February 14, 2017 at 8:08 am

        Only Bob is capable of writing a “joke” longer than the dick he rode last night. That’s a true accomplishment as the dick he rides is so long it goes right through his intestines, out of his mouth, and cums on his thick coke bottle glasses.

        • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
          February 14, 2017 at 8:37 am

          I don’t think people understand the magnitude of the actual length of dick bobnmic rode last night. You should make note of the fact that his thick coke bottle glasses are actually in the other room.

        • BobnMic
          February 14, 2017 at 2:40 pm

          Jeeze Louise was Pajama Lady you Frosty? Why does that not surprise me? I always pictured you to be disgusting but that bad? Nice comeback from Frosty the Transtesticle and Tredge Scarface. More grammar school NA NA NA-NA NA I see. You two dumbfucks probably ask for a price check at the Dollar Store.

      • BobnMic's Gerbil
        February 14, 2017 at 8:33 am

        Why don’t you pull a coupon for Hartz treats out of your ass and buy me some for a change, asshole?

  • Obama
    February 13, 2017 at 7:21 pm

    This could have been my son…………….if I didn’t leave the White house a multi millionaire! Boooyah!

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mayor Marion Barry (D)
    February 13, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    You’ve obviously never been to Bridgeport, CT – but Baltimore, D.C., and Philly are truly the worst of the worst.

  • Paul Larson
    February 13, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    Even during the great depression people had enough self respect to not go out in public in pajamas. They knew they would never be hired for a job and provide for their families if they were to lazy to take pride in their appearance.

    This is a sad state of affairs in our history.

    Paul Larson

  • Diane Woods emerson
    February 13, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    Ok. Now i have watched , multiple times just because i needed to be pissed off this afternoon , the pajama chick seems to be baby mamma the way the kid runs to her when she gets pile driven into sidewalk. And what would everyone be saying if one of those flying fists had landed square in that babies face ? Or she got knocked into the path of a car? That would def make it the people recordings fault. And i know shit happens more in some areas than others but the outcome is always the same , spectators rarely get involved and its always someone elses fault. I dont know , without names, if this is a teen mom or not. Could just be a crack head 30 yr old that since she clearly cant put pants on to go out , would have questionable birth control methods.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    February 13, 2017 at 6:45 pm

    Ok so i need to understand this better. The chicks fighting for an unknown reason and the person filming is the asshole? So some scenarios 1/ chick walking with kid gets attacked by chick to lazy to put regular pants on – hmm chick #1 could yell for anyone to call cops. 2/ two idiots are fighting over the same crackhead baby daddy. Still yell to call cops. 3/ they were auditioning for sweaty betty mud nite – someone call cops as auditions should not be held in front of a child. 4/ filmer calls cops , cops arrive , chicks are now gone and kid STILL damaged. But now there is video. 5/ a Good Samaritan tries to intervene and both idiots attack that person and then what? one of the ratchets likely would have called the cops on the interloper and both would have said interloper was gonna steal the kid and wasnt minding their own shit and nothing was going on.
    So now i am gonna watch the video and see if any of my ideas work OR if its just obvious that no one EVER blames the right people.

  • TheOriginalTurtleGirl
    February 13, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    This is the best argument for Planned Parenthood I’ve seen yet.

  • Dick Dover
    February 13, 2017 at 6:27 pm


  • BobnMic
    February 13, 2017 at 6:11 pm

    Those are some sexy cheese hogs alright and if I wasn’t so hopelessly devoted to Fiesty, I would see if I could get a little side action from one or both of them.

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 13, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    I know one of the girls. Her name is BobnMic!

    • ZephyrCat
      February 13, 2017 at 5:47 pm

      Oh, what a shock! The fucking tete-a-tete between you 2 again.

    • BobnMic
      February 13, 2017 at 7:02 pm

      Ya Turd. Real funny NOT!

  • Sad
    February 13, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    Kind of sad that all the comments put in this article are from people with Spanish first and/or last names defending these two pitiful women. Then we wonder why Trump wants to build a wall. Its pretty obvious.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 13, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    No man, I gotta agree. I actually was a tv photog for years and I hated it for this reason. But to do it just for haha’s while probably jerking off…..no, he’s a scumbag too. It’s fucking worse than doing it for pay. At least you could justify making a living no matter how scummy. No, he’s just another wannabe “video-journalist” or whatever these scumbags call themselves. You know what your watching? That little girl in 20 years. C’mon, we bitch & cry about the poor children because they’ll grow up to be fucked up, right? Well, at what age do you stop caring cuz that’s who the 2 cheesehogs are. It’s beyond fucking sad. If I could go back in time I’d fucking kill the originators of MTV’s programming celebrating this shit! Cultural enrichment! It’s a fucking joke on all of us!

  • JoeMomma
    February 13, 2017 at 4:59 pm

    In my town, we take our garbage out on Monday……

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