Palmer Pizza Shop Owner Calls Cusomter Fat, Brags About How Rich He Is, And Sends Employee To Make Fun Of Baby Because Of Negative Comment On Facebook


A woman in Palmer named Maigan Zola apparently was not satisfied with the food she ordered from Saporito’s Pizza in the village of Three Rivers:

As you can see she made this review on May 4. And from their 1.4 star rating, you know the food is legit. Well apparently the owner of Saporito’s, Mike Sabourin, decided to come on and do what any good business owner would do when he saw a bad review – tried to make it right with the customer.

LOL. Just kidding. He called her fat:

They don’t teach that in business school.

Oh, and always point out that you can wrap your arms around your girlfriend and touch your elbows (whatever that means):

Because I’m sure your girlfriend wants to be dragged into the shitstorm you’re about to create.

And I’m sure when Mike Sabourin was getting his MBA one of the first things they taught him was to accuse critics of being drug addicted homosexuals:

Yup, that should go over well.

Potential customers also really like to hear about is how rich you are from your wildly successful pizza shop in Palmer:

Bonus points for calling her a size 30. That was wise.

Hey Maigan, he’d love to chat some more, but when you’re a Palmer baller it’s hard to find the time:

Because everyone knows all the real ballers own pizza shops in Three Rivers and live in Granby.

And it looks like Mike employs some real winners too. This is “Chelseaa Ellen”:

And as you can tell from her ratchtacular outfit, she is a model of fitness and overall cleanliness. Goes well with her collection of moles, tittoos, the assortment of scrap metal attached to her face, and the hoola hoops that accidentally lodged in her ears during that tornado from a few years ago.

Obviously this snatchimal is a catch, so she found herself one of the finest Voke-stached high school equivalency chudstuffers in the greater Three Rivers region:


Anyway, Chelseaa caught Maigan in a “gotcha” situation when she didn’t have her inches right:

She defended her fellow employee, who apparently was NOT tipped for food that took more than an hour to get there:

Look, I’ve never worked in the delivery industry. And I feel bad for anyone who doesn’t get a tip, because more often than not it’s not their fault. But I’m all for the no tip in this situation. A tip is for great service. If you didn’t get the food to me within an hour, you’re not getting tipped because the service sucked. I don’t give a shit whose fault it is. Your business sucks and I don’t need to know the details about whose fault it is. You all f***ed up as a group, and you don’t get tipped for that. Don’t like it? Deliver for a dependable business or tell your boss to give you the $5 you would’ve gotten from me had you worked for a competent pizza shop.

Anyway, Chelseaa wasn’t done berating this customer over the bad review that she left on her OWN personal Facebook page:

Oh good, now they’re bringing babies into it. This is a quality business if I’ve ever seen one.

Anyway, Mike Sabourin decided to contact us to ask if we had the power to take down the Facebook post on HER PAGE, because apparently it’s slander. We played along:


Yup, he’s totally not a bad guy.

Totally. It’s the town of Palmer that’s the problem.

Hey Mike, here’s a piece of advice – stay off the Internet forever. You’re not good at it. The words you write on Facebook actually matter, especially when you’re in the food and service industry. No, you can’t take down other people’s Facebook posts on their own page because you don’t like the content. No, you should never refer to a customer as a size 30. No, you should not brag about how rich you are under a post about how shitty your businesses’ service is. No, you should not employ titoo mole covered dumpsterslugs who bring babies into the drama your shitty pizza shop created.

It goes without saying that the 1.4 rating makes sense now.

P.S. The word is spreading about where to turn to when ratchet behavior is going down live:



35 Comment(s)
  • Chel
    June 9, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    Truth: the owner was and still is a little scard whiny bitch. This “rich” guy doesn’t own a home. Is broke. In debt to his eyeballs. Leeches off mommy and daddy still. Dealing with a DUI Someone said MBA – he never went to college. And if he gets criticized he cries.

  • Hahahha your a joke for a mother
    May 15, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Stacey you called DCF on your loved daughter for chasing dick and herion. People talk in monson. News flash! Clearly you’re a great example of a mother letting her poor son sleep on a couch and letting her take him with her to deliever pizzas when he should be a kid and sleep and get ready for school. But clearly that’s not how your family roles. You and your trash daughter are sad excuses for mothers.

  • Nick
    May 15, 2017 at 7:57 am

    LOL this is HILARIOUS. Are people really surprised by any of this. This is totally what a day in Palmer is like. ❤

  • TurtleSucks
    May 14, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    Fucking turtlecock shits. Useless ad filled Wendie, can hardly tell the story from the bullshit. No wonder I stopped coming to this shithole. Dad to see it’s only gotten worse

    • Juan the Illegal Migrant
      May 15, 2017 at 11:28 am

      Shut up, illiterate whiner.

  • JohnQPublic
    May 14, 2017 at 9:43 pm

    Why was this situation handled in such an immature and unprofessional manner? Business 101 here…you don’t call your customers homophobic slurs or make fun of their weight/appearance. It would be interesting to see the level of business that Mike would lose if all people who were overweight and/or gay stopped going into his filthy restaurant. If there was an issue with Maigan being a former employee and stealing money, sneaking alcohol or other such misconduct it should have been handled correctly through the courts and police system. If they knew she was trouble they could have refused service to her outright instead of providing poor service and then handling the situation like 12 year olds. As far as children go, many people in Monson and Palmer feel sorry for the OTHER kid involved in the situation too. Why does Chelsea Ellen even bother to go to work? Everyone in Monson has talked about how she’s been on disability for years. Someone should check into the wages and bookkeeping at Saporito’s and see if she is even legally employed and the health department should make a sweep through there while they’re at it.

  • Jennie
    May 14, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    Wow ! How can he call pretty Maigan ” Plus Size ” when his own employee ” Chelseaaa” is twice her size ?? and those white trash /ghetto face piercings ?? and Mike take a good look in the mirror your not perfect yourself ” got quite a receding hair line going on “

  • Palmerite
    May 14, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    LOL Mike S. is NOT “rich AF.” Dumb AF, maybe. He’s a loser. Move on Magic Mike if you think you are so hot and rich AF. Palmer doesn’t need you….

  • T
    May 14, 2017 at 3:53 pm

    Rich AF but living in a 1100 sf ranch in chicopee???

    May 14, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    Went through a very messed up sitiation with this place as well. Oh of my daughters exes ( which i didnt realize turned into a herion junkie) was working there. Well he didnt tell us that, he told us that he owned it . One day I decided to order a bunch of food. I ordered and my neighbor ordered. Went there while out running errands ,ordered our food it totaled like 75$ . Paid him told him we’d be back in about a hour. Went back and he wasnt there, our food order wasnt put it and he was gone with our money. I didnt know what to do . The next day after posting about it on my Facebook a friend of mine informed me who the real owner was and said hes a good guy ,ill let him know what happened. Yea bullshit. Next thing u know hes calling my phone threatning me saying his employee told him i was there to do a drug deal. Ok well for starters. You allow your employees to do drug deals out of your establishment.???? Second of all i am so so far from a drug addict. Anyone who knows me know im always the one putting people out there and fighting against it, so nice try. And 3rd did you really go on the word of your herion addict junkie employee???? So Needless to say he was threatning to have me murdered and everything. Hes a pussy ass punk thats all tough talk over the phone. But he definitely should NOT own a business. Hes a bully and very unprofessional

  • Dermatologists Without Borders
    May 14, 2017 at 12:37 pm

    Another emergency appointment tomorrow.

  • White Pride White Power
    May 14, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    Let’s be real: this bitch is a fat dumpsterslut.

  • Fashionista
    May 14, 2017 at 12:16 pm

    That chick should pierce her mole. I’ve never seen that done before.

  • Cassie
    May 14, 2017 at 11:58 am

    I can say from personal experience, I know Maigan I’m not sureprised this happened to her. She is super trashy and would always harrass me into buying weed. She is no doubt fishing for attention I’ve lived in palmer for 4 years and know the zola family is notorious for being sketchy. No doubt the owner handled the sistuation poorly but this is something she’d do.

  • Krystal
    May 14, 2017 at 11:52 am

    Over the years ive heard that everyone employed there is a junkie, its about time someone called that guy out, thanks again turtle boy- you guys are great!

  • BlackandWhite
    May 14, 2017 at 9:07 am

    “Voke-stached high school equivalency”

    Voke Stach — What does this mean, exactly?? That only vocational students have mustaches? Or that public school students don’t experience puberty?? What’s wrong with a mustache?

    high school equivalency — Does TurtleBoy realize that vocational schools in Mass have the same graduation requirements as public/townie schools (including MCAS)?? And vocational schools offer AP and Honors classes that are always full?? Most vocational students continue on to a 4 year college. And with their vocational skills, they also have the option of getting a part time job that pays a lot more than minimum wage. It’s a great way to put money towards the extra costs of college. They are not going to be the liberal arts college grad working at Wendy’s or Starbucks.

    NO idea why TurtleBoy hates vocational schools and trash talks them. There’s absolutely NO reason for this. None.

    • UsualSuspect
      May 14, 2017 at 11:28 am

      Back in the 80’s the only kids that went to trade school were kids that couldn’t hack regular school, the kids hanging on the side of Cumby’s ripping butts as soon as they got off the bus with the aforementioned “Voke-stache”. A lot has changed over the years, and the mix of students has definitely improved. There is still some of that element that will dress like the ghetto slugs, and make poor choices in their lives and facial hair styles, though they seem to be ubiquitous in society now.

    • North Country Turtle Rider
      May 14, 2017 at 9:36 pm

      Did you just ask what is wrong with a mustache?

  • Diane Woods emerson
    May 14, 2017 at 9:06 am

    I love how he sees the end coming and tries to make it his idea. That’s funny!!!

  • C.D.
    May 14, 2017 at 9:05 am

    This is a shitty way to handle your customers and all….but I can’t feel that bad for the customers on this one. Maigen or however the he’ll it’s spelled, and her boyfriend Josh came into our business to bowl. They tried to sneak in their own booze because she was underage at the time, acted like asshole, and then walked out without paying. Best part is, they were dumb enough to write their real names on the scoresheet they left behind . They came back a few weeks later to try to pull some bullshit again, assuming we are stupid and wouldn’t know who they were, needless to say they are no longer allowed in our business. So, I take this whole complaint of hers with a grain of salt. Sounds like trash on both sides of the street to me.

  • Madcow not Rachel
    May 14, 2017 at 8:49 am

    Wouldn’t even fuck her with Kevin Lynch’s dick.

  • Haha
    May 14, 2017 at 8:12 am

    I used to order food from here until I went in to order something gand seen the employees sweeping the disgusting floor to then take the same broom to sweep out the pizza over.

    This is not the first time he has acted like this. Anytime anyone has a complaint this animal instantly goes on the attack. The druggies he talks about are the ones he has working for him and always hang out in front of the shop. I’m shocked he has stayed open as long as he has with as many complaints that place has had

    • Bon
      May 14, 2017 at 8:44 am

      My family and I not been in that shithole since I walked in and saw a worker handle money and then proceed to wrap my grinder without washing hands first. I walked out. Disgusting.

  • Long Arm of the Law
    May 14, 2017 at 8:11 am


    Just because you’re a proud parent, it doesn’t mean the rest of society agrees.

    Your daughter said some very stupid shit and on top of that, is unemployable by 80% of employers.

    If you’re proud that your daughter is going to end up a hair dresser, or working at a pizza shop the rest of her life, then good for you.

    However, most of us actually want our kids to have good lives.

  • Gary miarecki
    May 14, 2017 at 6:53 am

    I have personal had the displeasure to see the kitchen inside saporitos when I have delivered there.and I have never understood how they weren’t shut down by the health department.if the owner really was rich af he should have put some money into that shit hole business of his

    • Deer Tick
      May 14, 2017 at 7:18 am

      Rich in Palmer means you have $2000 stashed in a Folgers coffee can in your trailer. There are wealthy people in that town who own reputable businesses or have worked hard and honestly all their lives. This ass wipe isn’t one of them.

      Oh, Stacey: since this is Mother’s Day – that ugly drug addled blob you squirted from your loins is a reflection on your life and how you raised her. If you’re happy with that, everyone is laughing at you.

      Happy Mother’s Day to all decent Mom’s!

  • Strata
    May 14, 2017 at 6:40 am

    Nice Mike, now everyone can see what a jerk you are. I laugh when you say your rich, owning a Crappy pizza store in east bum fuck … most of us make by Tuesday morning what you make in a week. Goofy hillbilly you are

  • Stacey
    May 14, 2017 at 3:57 am

    Since you feel free to insult my daughter for her looks, (moles, titoos & scrapmetal) as well as her boyfriend (Voke stashed high school equivalency chudstuffer) I’d say you’re no better than the people you make fun of. That is, after all, what you do. Make fun of people. This is not news. It’s bullying. So for anyone reading my post, no matter what you think of my tit tatted daughter and her fella, just know they are loved. ((Peace))

    • kyleD
      May 14, 2017 at 5:21 am

      They should both be euthanized. As for you ma’m im sure the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

    • Fuck your fatass daughter
      May 14, 2017 at 5:56 am

      You should be ashamed of your entire family. You did a horrible job raising that garbage fire. It’s almost like you told her to just give up in life before it even starts. White trash

    • No moles woman
      May 14, 2017 at 8:03 am

      But its ok for your mole covered trash daughter to bully other people? Get the fuck outta here. Your probably as trashy as her.

    • blackwater
      May 15, 2017 at 9:45 am

      did you teach your daughter how to trash?

  • cheri
    May 14, 2017 at 12:37 am

    love it, go TBS

  • Yeah
    May 14, 2017 at 12:14 am

    Holy shit. I was going to dump this on the main page. I did, but then I ditched it and decided to make it a special fucking edition for whomever read these comments.

    I worked with these 2 dumpster fires. Maigan and Chelseaa. Same company. They might have even worked together there at the same time. I don’t know or give a fuck. Let’s see, one of them stole a huge amount of money, got fired and then got sued and never paid up. The other one acted sketchy AF 24/7, planted her cell phone all over the place because she couldn’t be away from it for 2 minutes, was awful with customers, represented the business poorly and then got shitcanned for it before her first 30 days were even up. Everyone thought both of them were on drugs while they were employed. Legit.

    They BOTH have children. Lord help them. I’m fucking serious as a heart attack.

    Maigan, you pay that cash back yet?

    • Yeah
      May 14, 2017 at 12:21 am

      That said, Saporito’s was always kind borderline trashy pizza. I used to order it because they had the best prices on party-size pizzas. I haven’t ordered from him lately. I don’t have a reason, but the fact that Mike Sabourin, the owner, acts like a fucking cockholster on customer’s pages on Facebook is a pretty good one. Holy fuck. You don’t DO that on someone else’s page. Are you STUPID?

      This WHOLE FUCKING BLOG is like a walk through rotting feces.

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