Hoodrat Heroes

Panhandling With An Ankle Bracelet On Is So Lawrence It Hurts

Panhandling With An Ankle Bracelet On Is So Lawrence It Hurts

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information.




Editor’s Note: This photo is not really from Lawrence. But it might as well be.

Meanwhile in Lawrence…..

I guess that’s one way to get paid while you’re under house arrest. The picture came out blurry but it says she’s homeless with two kids. I had no idea you could be under house arrest if you didn’t have a home, but in Lawrence anything is possible. She’s still got nothing on the Burlington Fupaslug though. That chick is a legend, and is obviously doing much better than this sorry broad because she’s driving a 2014 Jeep and stuffing her face with Red Lobster like it’s going out of style.



We urge you to support the following local businesses. They provide terrific services for the community!

Screen Shot 2017-02-01 at 10.32.58 AM

Screen Shot 2015-12-01 at 10.29.56 AM

Screen Shot 2017-02-27 at 10.14.48 AM

Screen Shot 2017-03-31 at 2.17.19 PM


unnamed (1)


4ba27317-991b-4352-b70d-f489eadcfdef (1)




Screen Shot 2017-03-25 at 8.48.23 PM

9 Comment(s)
  • Not wearing a flat brimmed bulls hat
    September 22, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    Funny story aside from the cheap shot at Lawrence. How come you never really filled us in on where she is really from? That way we know which sheriffs department is actually to blame for allowing this to go on. Just saying.

  • They call me Ponch
    September 22, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    Looks like Chaka from Land of the Lost

  • Jizzis
    September 22, 2017 at 6:13 pm


  • Topturtlefan
    September 22, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    Cmon TBS…thats NOT Lawrence.Research much today??

    • foleyworld
      September 22, 2017 at 6:01 pm

      At the top of the article there is a disclaimer that says ” this is not actually Lawrence but it might as well be” and that is oh so true!

  • Noseface
    September 22, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    Anyone else say to themselves “I would.”?

  • Bert
    September 22, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    That’s not Lawrence.

  • Irishcurse
    September 22, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    You need a address and a phone line to be under house arrest. Lying cunt!

    • itsjustme
      September 23, 2017 at 6:08 am

      Don’t you also have to pay for your own anklet?

Comment on this Post


All-Star Worcester Parents Lay Siege To School Bus, Beat Up Bus Driver, Then Write Magnificent Things On Facebook
Comments From The Worcester Parent Bus Riot Blog Were Borderline Orgasmic
Hot Girl Threatening To Sue Turtleboy Sports Over Busgate, City Council Still Hasn’t Even Mentioned It